View Full Version : Euphemisms for the Breasts
Johnny Pneumatic
06-02-2005, 06:56 PM
Jugs
Boobs
Love Bags
Good Mammaries
Zikes
06-02-2005, 07:01 PM
Melons
Knockers
Hooters
I've noticed more and more people have been calling mine bowling balls as of late-irl and online. Is that a new euphemism?
Dingfod
06-02-2005, 10:52 PM
I didn't really mean that, I meant bodacious ta-tas.
MooseIBe
06-02-2005, 11:03 PM
I use tits cos I don't like boobs. Or breasts, if I am in polite company.
The Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 04:15 AM
http://seaitallhere.com/Bluefooted%20boobies%202.jpg
Somebody had to do it!
Crumb
06-03-2005, 04:19 AM
Those are some nice boobies, but check out these tits...
http://www.morayfirth-partnership.org/ext/images/bird/Siskin%20v%20Blue%20Tit.JPG
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 04:21 AM
Nice tits.
The Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 04:40 AM
http://www.distinctivedoorhandles.com/KNOCKERS/customduet.jpg
Crumb
06-03-2005, 04:54 AM
http://www.extension.usask.ca/Gardener/siteimages/wp-melons.jpg
The Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 04:57 AM
http://www.nature.com/news/2004/040830/images/owls.jpg
Crumb
06-03-2005, 04:59 AM
http://www.projects.yrdsb.edu.on.ca/pioneer/images/photos/jugs.jpg
The Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 05:06 AM
http://photos.technoidone.de/cars/headlights-01.jpg
Crumb
06-03-2005, 05:15 AM
http://www.axesandalleys.com/Index/aa002/bowlingballs.jpg
The Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 05:23 AM
http://www.yojoe.com/action/variations/3bazookas.jpg
Crumb
06-03-2005, 05:34 AM
http://www.skyhighballoons.com/images/balloon_splash.gif
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 05:36 AM
http://www.deliaonline.com/picturelibrary/jpeg150/co/coconuts.jpg
What a lovely pair of coconuts.
Crumb
06-03-2005, 05:38 AM
http://www.governor.state.mn.us/kids/minnesota%20twins.gif
The Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 05:38 AM
http://www.army-technology.com/projects/shturm/images/shturm7s.jpg
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 05:39 AM
http://www.fkpfishing.net/library/mti.jpg
Mae West?
Ensign Steve
06-03-2005, 05:40 AM
http://srs.dl.ac.uk/Annual_Reports/AnRep01_02/quasicrystals.jpg
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 05:41 AM
http://www.glad.com/images/trash_bags_family.gif
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 05:44 AM
http://www.trailsource.com/images/photos/ATV/275x200/DSCN2516.jpg
Crumb
06-03-2005, 05:44 AM
http://www.us-national-parks.net/images/gt.gif
Crumb
06-03-2005, 05:45 AM
You beat me, you bastard! :shakefist:
Ensign Steve
06-03-2005, 05:46 AM
http://www.stevesfrozenchillers.com/Pina%20Colada.jpghttp://www.stevesfrozenchillers.com/Pina%20Colada.jpg
Crumb
06-03-2005, 05:48 AM
http://www.creative-studios.com/Assets/NEW%20ZEALAND%20PICS/Moeraki%20Boulders%20East%20coast%20SI%20CWiles.JPG
Ensign Steve
06-03-2005, 05:48 AM
http://www.army-technology.com/projects/shturm/images/shturm7s.jpg
What is that?
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 05:49 AM
http://www.nationalpetcages.com/ALLIE%20AND%20PUPPIES.jpg
Crumb
06-03-2005, 05:50 AM
http://www.woodandstrings.com/images/maracas.jpg
The Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 05:50 AM
http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/158888.jpg
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 05:50 AM
http://www.kraftfoods.com/images/recipe_images/Chocolate-Dipped_Coconut_Macaroons.jpg
Macaroons
Ensign Steve
06-03-2005, 05:50 AM
http://www.mikeldarling.com/NewImages/Photos/TIN-CANS.jpg
Crumb
06-03-2005, 05:52 AM
http://www.woolenmill.com/images/misc/EarMuffs.jpg
The Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 05:53 AM
http://www.sptimes.com/2004/07/10/images/xlarge/HOM_0_tomato2_190464_0710.jpg
The Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 05:54 AM
http://www.army-technology.com/projects/shturm/images/shturm7s.jpg
What is that?
Sorry, it's not too clear in the picture. They're warheads.
Cheers,
Michael
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 05:54 AM
http://www.oldtimecandy.com/images/candypix-pages/mounds_small.jpg
Crumb
06-03-2005, 05:55 AM
http://www.eaglesofdeathmetal.digitalsol.com/pics/poqsmall.jpg
Ensign Steve
06-03-2005, 05:55 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00006LILW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 05:56 AM
http://www.everhart.leon.k12.fl.us/pictures/Playground/pg5.jpg
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 05:57 AM
http://www.soulmusic.com/pointersMC.jpg
Crumb
06-03-2005, 05:58 AM
http://www.mahadeer.com/images/snaggle-rack.jpg
Ensign Steve
06-03-2005, 05:58 AM
:roflmao:
The Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 05:58 AM
http://www.m-drysdale.com/images/mangos-big.jpg
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:00 AM
http://www.downtowndelraybeach.com/_borders/Hot_Air_Balloons_small.jpg
Crumb
06-03-2005, 06:00 AM
http://www.physlink.com/estore/cart/item_images/626_large.jpg
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:02 AM
http://www.hearthsong.com/assets/images/hearthsong/images/shop/catalog/702450.jpg
The Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 06:02 AM
http://www.bartlettcommunications.com/images/stock/globes/4_globes.jpg
Crumb
06-03-2005, 06:03 AM
http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_t/twin_peaks.jpg
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:03 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007BKVC.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Ensign Steve
06-03-2005, 06:04 AM
http://www.mahadeer.com/images/snaggle-rack.jpg
or:
http://www.sitec.fr/users/akenatondocks/DOCKS-datas_f/collect_f/auteurs_f/D_f/DOCTO_f/anim_f/Dabysmo_f/torture2.jpg
Crumb
06-03-2005, 06:05 AM
http://www.madeira-web.com/new/cannons.jpg
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:05 AM
http://www.bethunesales.com/listings/56b.jpg
Winnebagos.
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:07 AM
http://www.stinkfoot.se/images/ped_lg/wahs.jpg
Ensign Steve
06-03-2005, 06:07 AM
I swear you guys are making some of these up.
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:08 AM
http://www.carlsteadman.com/placing/h.jpeg
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:09 AM
What? Winnebagos, Wah-Wahs, or Ho-hos?
Crumb
06-03-2005, 06:11 AM
I swear you guys are making some of these up.
Some of Warn's I can't figure out. Post 45 won't even load, and what the heck are those things in #54?
OH here's one:
http://achamilton.co.uk/Orchestral/pictures/j852l854l.JPG
Ensign Steve
06-03-2005, 06:12 AM
D: All of the above.
Keep 'em coming, though. They are priceless!
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:12 AM
http://csumc.wisc.edu/mki/Library/LibraryGraphics/zeppelin_article2.jpg
Zeppelins.
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:13 AM
...what the heck are those things in #54?Wah-wah pedals.
Ensign Steve
06-03-2005, 06:14 AM
http://www.lakesidedfw.com/images/Lakeside-DFW-Tract-Map-4-02.jpg
Think Holy Grail
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:14 AM
Okay, ho-hos was a stretch. You could pronounce them hoo-hoos, I guess.
Crumb
06-03-2005, 06:16 AM
http://www.oldeconomyvillage.org/images/bass_drums_lrg.gif
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:18 AM
Post 45 won't even load...Fixed it.
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:19 AM
http://www.motormint.com/ProductImages/fullsize/ORN3ST.jpg
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:20 AM
http://www.awesome-sports.com/images/warmerlarge.jpg
Crumb
06-03-2005, 06:24 AM
Fixed it.
I already did that one. :glare:
Crumb
06-03-2005, 06:24 AM
http://batman.mech.ubc.ca/~injury/images/Airbag3.jpg
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:33 AM
Maybe, but I beat you to the Tetons.
Crumb
06-03-2005, 06:34 AM
:glare:
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:35 AM
http://epguides.com/BosomBuddies/cast.jpg
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:37 AM
http://www.worldclothing.net/vintage/Coats/CARDIGAN%20SWEATER-b.jpg
http://www.surgicalshop.com/img/stretcher-2fold.jpg
Crumb
06-03-2005, 06:39 AM
Now you are just being silly.
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:40 AM
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/HEALTH/conditions/11/15/hepatitis.outbreak.ap/story.vert.hepatitis.ap.jpg
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:41 AM
Now you are just being silly.
And I'm running out of ideas.
The Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 06:41 AM
http://www.egret.net/burntfood/images/items/milkshakes.jpg
Ensign Steve
06-03-2005, 06:42 AM
I did chichis already! Top of page 2.
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:42 AM
http://www.shebbyleetours.com/images/Black%20Hills%20of%20South%20Dakota.jpg
Hills.
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:43 AM
http://www.mgm.com/mgm/images/posterart/HONKERS-00AA1-poster_hires.jpg
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 06:44 AM
http://www.stevesfrozenchillers.com/Pina%20Colada.jpghttp://www.stevesfrozenchillers.com/Pina%20Colada.jpg
Them ain't no chi-chis.
Ensign Steve
06-03-2005, 06:48 AM
http://www.stevesfrozenchillers.com/Pina%20Colada.jpghttp://www.stevesfrozenchillers.com/Pina%20Colada.jpg
Them ain't no chi-chis.
Sez who? You can't tell just by looking whether they have vodka or rum, and the google image hits I got for "chichis" were a bit to literal and abundant for me to filter through.
The Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 06:50 AM
Oops! Never mind.
The Lone Ranger
06-03-2005, 06:53 AM
This may be kind of obscure.
http://houseoflabhran.net/insignia/pips.JPG
Crumb
06-03-2005, 06:55 AM
http://www.dof.virginia.gov/images/beaver.jpg
:doh: Oops, wrong thread...
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 07:17 AM
http://www.cropsoil.uga.edu/courses/tropag/2004/SanLuis/SL24.jpg
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 07:21 AM
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/TRAVEL/DESTINATIONS/01/25/peak.surprise/vert.skier.moguls.jpg
Bumps.
Crumb
06-03-2005, 07:27 AM
You had me at The Pointer Sisters.
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 07:31 AM
http://www.appalachianwoods.com/appalachianwoods/lumber/images/antique_heart_pine_lumber.jpg
Flat as a board.
Crumb
06-03-2005, 07:44 AM
:cough:
Dingfod
06-03-2005, 08:08 AM
This may be kind of obscure.
http://houseoflabhran.net/insignia/pips.JPG
Pips? Yeah, obscure. Hey, where's Gladys Knight?
My son calls mine udders. Has that already been mentioned? No, not because they look like udders, but because he remembers me nursing him, then his sister.
Sweetie
06-03-2005, 04:53 PM
Guys, thanks for the laugh!
:roflmao:
Zikes
06-03-2005, 05:58 PM
http://www.crafts4kidsonline.com/thumbnails/HG-bags-for-fun.jpg
Shake
06-03-2005, 09:44 PM
Man, Zikes, I was just gonna say, "funbags."
In a photo post, the poster wrote, "<name> and her sisters."
I'm all out of other ideas.
Has headlights been said?
Oh, numnums or nummies.
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~kenyart/MMD1/Pix/PEAR.JPG
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