Alex Bragi
06-05-2005, 06:35 AM
Indeed. In fact my demonstrations of my cock's utility often leave women speechless. (Saving Masculinity)
Oh, sure, doesn't every woman love a man with a prehensile cock? :wink:
Well, this kind of reminded me of something I saw on the net a while back. :giggle:
Last christmas a Serbian tie maker launched a new range of 'penis cravats' — for the man who has everything. Yes, that's right— it isn't a misprint.
Sure, I know what a lot of you will be thinking when you read this, "Oh, no, not that Alex and her obsession with penises again!" Well, if you are, let me tell you right now, just for the record, you’re absolutely right.
Designer Neven Vrgoc says: "The ties are of a special shape and don't go around the neck of the man, but around his member. I hope male customers will buy them to create a good impression on a first date. Or, women might present them to men when they have been totally satisfied. There will also be a special certificate of excellence that will go with the tie and on which the woman will be able to fill out details of the individual's performance." (Source— Glas Javnosti Oct 04) :yup:
Hey, wouldn't this make a great new pick up line? "Wanna see my cravat?" ..."But, you're not wearing cravat." ... "Sure I am. Wanna see it?" :tongueincheek:
And, something else, doesn't this just kind of put a whole new slant on the marriage thing? I mean, lots of men have trophy wives, but now we, women, can have trophy husbands! Yes, we can be possessors of prized penises— complete with bragging rights! Can't you just hear it now, down at the local spa or snotty women's club? "I don't want to boast, but my new hubby had a collection over forty cravats when I married him... not to mention his fifteen certificates of excellence. Oh, and you'll simply never guess who signed one of them..." :tongueincheek:
It kind of reminds of this man I dated a few years ago. I tell you, he was the best sex ever! His vitality and imagination... His vim and vigor... His charm and talent in the sack were just incredible! I thought he was the best lover any woman could possibly have. The only problem was, I discovered that all my girlfriends agreed with me! Ha! Ha! oh, yes, I can laugh about it now.
So, ladies, what's your man getting for Christmas this year? Is he deserving of one of these cravats? Is he worthy of one of these special awards? :tongueincheek:
And, more importantly, have any of the gentlemen on the forum already been given one (or more) of these unique gifts? :D
Oh, sure, doesn't every woman love a man with a prehensile cock? :wink:
Well, this kind of reminded me of something I saw on the net a while back. :giggle:
Last christmas a Serbian tie maker launched a new range of 'penis cravats' — for the man who has everything. Yes, that's right— it isn't a misprint.
Sure, I know what a lot of you will be thinking when you read this, "Oh, no, not that Alex and her obsession with penises again!" Well, if you are, let me tell you right now, just for the record, you’re absolutely right.
Designer Neven Vrgoc says: "The ties are of a special shape and don't go around the neck of the man, but around his member. I hope male customers will buy them to create a good impression on a first date. Or, women might present them to men when they have been totally satisfied. There will also be a special certificate of excellence that will go with the tie and on which the woman will be able to fill out details of the individual's performance." (Source— Glas Javnosti Oct 04) :yup:
Hey, wouldn't this make a great new pick up line? "Wanna see my cravat?" ..."But, you're not wearing cravat." ... "Sure I am. Wanna see it?" :tongueincheek:
And, something else, doesn't this just kind of put a whole new slant on the marriage thing? I mean, lots of men have trophy wives, but now we, women, can have trophy husbands! Yes, we can be possessors of prized penises— complete with bragging rights! Can't you just hear it now, down at the local spa or snotty women's club? "I don't want to boast, but my new hubby had a collection over forty cravats when I married him... not to mention his fifteen certificates of excellence. Oh, and you'll simply never guess who signed one of them..." :tongueincheek:
It kind of reminds of this man I dated a few years ago. I tell you, he was the best sex ever! His vitality and imagination... His vim and vigor... His charm and talent in the sack were just incredible! I thought he was the best lover any woman could possibly have. The only problem was, I discovered that all my girlfriends agreed with me! Ha! Ha! oh, yes, I can laugh about it now.
So, ladies, what's your man getting for Christmas this year? Is he deserving of one of these cravats? Is he worthy of one of these special awards? :tongueincheek:
And, more importantly, have any of the gentlemen on the forum already been given one (or more) of these unique gifts? :D