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Alex Bragi
06-05-2005, 06:35 AM
Indeed. In fact my demonstrations of my cock's utility often leave women speechless. (Saving Masculinity)

Oh, sure, doesn't every woman love a man with a prehensile cock? :wink:

Well, this kind of reminded me of something I saw on the net a while back. :giggle:

Last christmas a Serbian tie maker launched a new range of 'penis cravats' — for the man who has everything. Yes, that's right— it isn't a misprint.

Sure, I know what a lot of you will be thinking when you read this, "Oh, no, not that Alex and her obsession with penises again!" Well, if you are, let me tell you right now, just for the record, you’re absolutely right.

Designer Neven Vrgoc says: "The ties are of a special shape and don't go around the neck of the man, but around his member. I hope male customers will buy them to create a good impression on a first date. Or, women might present them to men when they have been totally satisfied. There will also be a special certificate of excellence that will go with the tie and on which the woman will be able to fill out details of the individual's performance." (Source— Glas Javnosti Oct 04) :yup:

Hey, wouldn't this make a great new pick up line? "Wanna see my cravat?" ..."But, you're not wearing cravat." ... "Sure I am. Wanna see it?" :tongueincheek:

And, something else, doesn't this just kind of put a whole new slant on the marriage thing? I mean, lots of men have trophy wives, but now we, women, can have trophy husbands! Yes, we can be possessors of prized penises— complete with bragging rights! Can't you just hear it now, down at the local spa or snotty women's club? "I don't want to boast, but my new hubby had a collection over forty cravats when I married him... not to mention his fifteen certificates of excellence. Oh, and you'll simply never guess who signed one of them..." :tongueincheek:

It kind of reminds of this man I dated a few years ago. I tell you, he was the best sex ever! His vitality and imagination... His vim and vigor... His charm and talent in the sack were just incredible! I thought he was the best lover any woman could possibly have. The only problem was, I discovered that all my girlfriends agreed with me! Ha! Ha! oh, yes, I can laugh about it now.

So, ladies, what's your man getting for Christmas this year? Is he deserving of one of these cravats? Is he worthy of one of these special awards? :tongueincheek:

And, more importantly, have any of the gentlemen on the forum already been given one (or more) of these unique gifts? :D

Dingfod
06-05-2005, 07:07 PM
That's just silly.

Beth
06-05-2005, 07:16 PM
I'd rather see a bright red bow tied to it, than a cravat.

Crumb
06-05-2005, 07:21 PM
Oh, sure, doesn't every woman love a man with a prehensile cock? :wink:

After reading this sentence I assumed this thread was going to be about Puppetry of the Penis (http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/content.php?contentid=4961).

pescifish
06-05-2005, 10:53 PM
After reading this sentence I assumed this thread was going to be about Puppetry of the Penis.A good friend of mine saw that show in person. She said it was fascinating (and, as one might expect, not at all titillating in a sexual sense).

See how great it is living in a big city such as LA? All the best acts come here (or Las Vegas, which is often considered an amusement park for SoCal, anyway).

Spice
06-18-2005, 09:32 PM
Reading about the cravat for your prize penis it reminded me of these other accessories. Not sure if any of you boys have tried these but I will say any man that suprised me with these would defiantly keep my interest! I am not sure about a tie, it would just be a softer extenion of a good cock ring I assume.

NOT WORK SAFE


anal jewlery (http://www.extremerestraints.com/stat/js700.html)

and there is also

Penis Jewlery (http://www.extremerestraints.com/stat/js310.html)

~Spice~

Endora
06-19-2005, 12:18 AM
[QUOTE=Alex Bragi

Sure, I know what a lot of you will be thinking when you read this, "Oh, no, not that Alex and her obsession with penises again!" Well, if you are, let me tell you right now, just for the record, you’re absolutely right.

[/QUOTE]

OMG i have a penis fetish also!! :cheer: :cheers:
my new best friend :D

Farren
06-19-2005, 01:10 AM
This looks like as good a thread as any to break out into one of my favourite tunes

Haaaaaas
Anyone seen my cock?
My big Rhode Island Red?
He's flushed deep purple from his feet
up to his bright red head!
He wakes me up in the morning [SQWAAAARK]
and gives my wife a shock!
Has anyone seen
anybody seen, anybody,
anybody seen my cock?


:rooster:

Adora
06-19-2005, 04:28 AM
Oh, sure, doesn't every woman love a man with a prehensile cock?
Well, see, Alex, there are these women in the world commonly known as "lesbians". You may not have heard of them, but I can bet that they certainly don't.

Johnny Pneumatic
06-22-2005, 04:58 PM
Well, see, Alex, there are these women in the world commonly known as "lesbians". You may not have heard of them, but I can bet that they certainly don't.


Ok, a prehensile strap-on then. :P

Adora
06-23-2005, 06:49 AM
Ok, a prehensile strap-on then. :P
A lot of them don't even use those. Strap ons are such a bitch. The person wearing it ends up doing all the work. Kinda takes all the fun out of it, unless it has multi-vibration or something (and damn, they cost a fine penny). Tongue and fingers will do me fine, kthx. Leave the cock at the door.

Johnny Pneumatic
06-24-2005, 05:39 PM
Leave the cock at the door.

That would hurt. I like Little SJ where he is. Getting back to prehensile members though, that would be cool if humans had those. That way when my hands are full of stuff I'm carrying, I can use it to turn doorknobs to open doors.

Adora
06-25-2005, 03:20 AM
Yeah, but imagine the mess.

Johnny Pneumatic
06-27-2005, 02:59 AM
Yeah, but imagine the mess.


I wouldn't open doors while horny.

Crumb
06-27-2005, 03:06 AM
It would be too slippery anyway.

Shake
08-03-2005, 10:00 PM
Leave the cock at the door.

That would hurt. I like Little SJ where he is. Getting back to prehensile members though, that would be cool if humans had those. That way when my hands are full of stuff I'm carrying, I can use it to turn doorknobs to open doors.
/me now has the song Detachable Penis running through his head

BracesForImpact
08-03-2005, 10:08 PM
And, something else, doesn't this just kind of put a whole new slant on the marriage thing? I mean, lots of men have trophy wives, but now we, women, can have trophy husbands! Yes, we can be possessors of prized penises— complete with bragging rights! Can't you just hear it now, down at the local spa or snotty women's club? "I don't want to boast, but my new hubby had a collection over forty cravats when I married him... not to mention his fifteen certificates of excellence. Oh, and you'll simply never guess who signed one of them..."

Ha ha ha! I don't have any cravats, but my g/f does have bragging rights. At least she did one night at a party when she was well inebriated. We were at a table with a bunch of other people, and the topic had turned to sex. My girlfriend stands up, finds her balance and says loudly enough so that everyone could hear over the music..."This motherfucker eats the best pussy on the fucking planet." My g/f is normally not quite so outspoken.

I'm not easily embarrassed, but I found myself feeling a bit red faced that night and also, an odd sense of pride.

Crumb
08-03-2005, 10:11 PM
"This motherfucker eats the best pussy on the fucking planet."
So your girlfriend thinks she has the best pussy on the planet? :scratch:

viscousmemories
08-03-2005, 10:41 PM
So your girlfriend thinks she has the best pussy on the planet? :scratch:
That's what I thought. :laugh:

BracesForImpact
08-03-2005, 10:52 PM
She probably thinks that too. :fuckglomp:

Wizard
08-06-2005, 05:46 AM
No, I never had sex, still a virgin so I cant comment.