For liv

[Crumb]

La Pulcina Piccola (http://www.pulcina.org/Store/CD_info.htm) :chicken:

[justaman]

Wwwwhat's all this about then ey? :noid: Special threads for livikins and Crumbypie to fanny about? :dance:

:getaroom:

[Sweetie]

Now, now, none of that. ---->:envy:

[Crumb]

fanny
I'm unfamiliar with this word being used as a verb. :eh?:

It's about a chicken. It's in Italian. I thought she would like it.

Is that so wrong?

[justaman]

Of course not. Crumb's mine and liv knows it.

Harlotting little spinster that she is. :nail:

[Crumb]

Crumb wouldn't come near you with a ten foot pole.

[justaman]

I bet you'd go near liv with your ten foot pole, wouldn't you? You dirty little sausage, you.

[Crumb]

You are one vicious and offensive little wallaby.

[justaman]

:brooding:

Wallabies. Are. Not. Kanga. Roos.

[Crumb]

They are in this country.

[Sweetie]

All this foreplay is getting me all hot and bothered. :melo:

Just do it and get it over with, the sexual tension is unbearable. :D

[justaman]

They are in this country.
:mad:

[Crumb]

haha, you've angered the marsupial.

[justaman]

All this foreplay is getting me all hot and bothered. :melo:

Just do it and get it over with, the sexual tension is unbearable. :D
Now, now, none of that. ----> :envy:

[Crumb]

Oh I guess I did.

[justaman]

haha, you've angered the marsupial.
No, you did, stainface. Stupid American superiority.

[justaman]

Oh I guess I did.
QUIT POSTING SO QUICK DAMMIT.

[Crumb]

Sorry, my cat jumped on the keyboard.

[justaman]

:bulldog:

[Crumb]

Get out! This thread is for liv. There is no place for you here. Go stuff your pouch!

[justaman]

Mmm. What were we talking about again? Something about keyboards?

:popcorn:

[Crumb]

"stainface"?? What the hell does that mean?!

[justaman]

"stainface"?? What the hell does that mean?!
I made it up. :bowing: Insulting and abstract, no?

[Crumb]

imbecilic.

[godfry n. glad]

"And he romanced her with chickens, whilst holding a wallaby at bay."

:roflmao:

(or is that "at bey"?)

[justaman]

imbecilic.
Oh now don't you start making up words.

:rolleyes:

[Crumb]

"And he romanced her with chickens, whilst holding a wallaby at bay."
:chuckle:

Oh now don't you start making up words.
Wallaby is a word.

[justaman]

"And he romanced her with chickens, whilst holding a wallaby at bay."

:roflmao:

(or is that "at bey"?)
I'm not a goddamn wallaby goddammit! :hairpull:

[Crumb]

Do you keep adding the quotes after you post? 'Cause that's annoying.

[justaman]

Wallaby is a word.
Oh how enlightening.

I'm adding this to the quote list.

[justaman]

Do you keep adding the quotes after you post? 'Cause that's annoying.
It's because fuckers keep posting too quick and getting in posts betwixt mine and the targetted antecedent!

[Crumb]

I'm adding this to the quote list.
Please do. My wisdom should be used to enlighten the masses.

It's because fuckers keep posting too quick and getting in posts betwixt mine and the targetted antecedent!
Sorry: :catwalk: And now who is making up words?

[justaman]

There were no made-up words there.

[godfry n. glad]

Do you keep adding the quotes after you post? 'Cause that's annoying.

If that's to me, yeah, I know, I'm sorry. It's a bad habit of mine.

I keep having afterthoughts after seeing the post actually posted on the list. Then I decide to quickly go back and add the afterthought. Many times the damned afterthought is the funniest thing in the post.

As for bey, the plot thickens, eh?

[Crumb]

Actually that was for justaman.

[godfry n. glad]

This is fun.

Fractured conversation.

[justaman]

What that addressed to me, Godfry?

[Sweetie]

I think liv might need to bring her paddle for this one. :eek:

:popcorn:

[Crumb]

You are getting speedy justaman, but you are still clueless.

[Crumb]

I think liv might need to bring her paddle for this one.
If she would show up maybe this :ff: travesty would end.

[justaman]

Shut up, LiveToRide.

[godfry n. glad]

Actually that was for justaman.

Well, then, nevermind.

But then, forewarned is fourarmed.

:krishna:

DAWGNAMIT! It's one-a them Hindu typies!

[justaman]

Well I'm just confused now.

[Crumb]

Ever feel like you are being watched?

[justaman]

Who said that?

[Crumb]

Well I'm just confused now.
No, you are clueless and uncouth as well.

[Crumb]

What have you done to my thread!? :cry:

[justaman]

Patently false. I have numerous clues and am not completely without couth.

[justaman]

aw see you answered too quick again.

[Crumb]

You have less couth than...


someone or something with very little couth.

[Crumb]

aw see you answered too quick again.
On the contrary, you have answered too slowly.

[justaman]

You have less couth than...


someone or something with very little couth.
If you're referring to vm, I resent that. :glare:

[justaman]

Crap I did it again...

[Sweetie]

Who said that?

*whispers*

Maybe it was the ghost who was playing hide the salami with you the other day?

[justaman]

Who said that?

*whispers*

Maybe it was the ghost who was playing hide the salami with you the other day?
Naw, I already exorcised that tubby little bitch.

[Crumb]

Maybe it was the ghost who was playing hide the salami with you the other day?
Score one for sweetie. :)

[justaman]

Maybe it was the ghost who was playing hide the salami with you the other day?
Score one for sweetie. :)
Excellent that makes it

Sweetie - 1
Jman - 40000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000325422

[justaman]

Anyone else think maybe nazi germany had a point?

:trolling:

[justaman]

Anybody?

[Crumb]

Why would you think that? Was Hitler gassing wallabies too? :chin:

[justaman]

Just in case you people were wondering.

[justaman]

Server is rebooting so I'll be back with a whole bag full of new insults I've been dope suspensful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symble.

[Sweetie]

Nazi Germany did have a point, testosterone.........pricks......all that.

[Crumb]

So you are stealing from eminem now?

[justaman]

Nazi Germany did have a point, testosterone.........pricks......all that.
Quite. A pointy point, if you will.

[justaman]

So you are stealing from eminem now?
:appl:
Good recognition, I knew I could count on you.

[MooseIBe]

call me dumb, but Liv doesn't appear to have posted on this thread yet ;)

[Ymir's blood]

Can you blame her?

[livius drusus]

Well hot damn I feel lucky today.

Crumb, you're just too good to me. Not only is it an Italian opera about poultry, but it's an Italian opera version of Chicken Little. Then you make me a whole three pages of total silliness with the merciless taunting of justaroo as the main theme. It really does not get cooler than that.

I shall now triple glomp you, and I'll go ahead and tell you up front that in all likelihood I will be copping a feel or two during the process.

:glomp: :glomp2: :bigglomp:

[livius drusus]

The sample tracks are brilliant. Crumb, you have the honor of having found my mom's birthday present this year. :kiss:

[MooseIBe]

*waves energetically at Liv and accidentally catches someone, possibly Crumb, in the eye*

[Crumb]

I shall now triple glomp you, and I'll go ahead and tell you up front that in all likelihood I will be copping a feel or two during the process.
:snoopy: :blush3:

The sample tracks are brilliant. Crumb, you have the honor of having found my mom's birthday present this year. :kiss:
Cool. Glad I could help! :hug:

*waves energetically at Liv and accidentally catches someone, possibly Crumb, in the eye*
Hey, watch it! :fight:

[livius drusus]

Hey, watch it! :fight:

Don't encourage her! She'll only keep shanking the /me hack. :nojustno:

[Crumb]

/me agrees and will obey.

[MooseIBe]

*is a rebel*

[Shake]

Mmm ... time for a McChicken sandwich:
http://www.bostream.nu/jarn9/foton/mcchicken-305.jpg

:P

[livius drusus]

Moose, don't even try to pretend. You know you just forget about the /me hack all the time because the other sites you visit don't have it. Shake, you're a meanie.

:hmph: to you both!

[godfry n. glad]

Mmm ... time for a McChicken sandwich:
http://www.bostream.nu/jarn9/foton/mcchicken-305.jpg

:P

GEEK!

[Ex-zombie]

How cool, a thread just for liv! Is this the place to make lecherous suggestions to liv?

I'm not that terribly interested in threads but I would like to get liv between the sheets or on top of the sheets if she prefers.

[Beth]

Mmm ... time for a McChicken sandwich:
http://www.bostream.nu/jarn9/foton/mcchicken-305.jpg

:P

GEEK!*sob*

[Shake]

Aww, c'mon! It's funny!

"It's a gag, joke, that is! You're built too low, son. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em."

-from this guy:
http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Foghorn.gif

[Beth]

Hehe. I know.

[livius drusus]

Is there anything more arousing than a really high thread count?

[Beth]

Is there anything more arousing than a really high thread count?
Yes, would you like me to name some?;)

[Ymir's blood]

Why is it when I buy cheap sheets, they last forever but the nice ones somehow always managed to get shredded? Are there cotton eating gourmet goblins that have infested my bed room?

:bbed: :larrow: artist's impression

[JoeP]

Damn, this thread is getting too sub-toll for me. Chicken or burger? Which came first? Thread count or post count? Cotton percale for me. Ymir's blood, I had a cage of cotton eating gourmet goblins many years ago, but they all escaped. Could you catch them for me and fedex them? Also, your post count is MCC.

[livius drusus]

What a coincidence! That's his rap name too.

[Ensign Steve]

MCC is what I write on my food containers when they go in the communal fridge at work.

[beyelzu]

was this thread ever on topic?

[Crumb]

Twice

[Dingfod]

I never got a glomp for any of the great chickens I've given livius, only a little recognition for the chicken cam. *sniff*

[Crumb]

Your chickens didn't sing Italian.

[Dingfod]

You don't know that, some of them were very talented chickens.

[livius drusus]

I was just trying to respect your asmileism, warren. I don't get trashed around non-drinkers either. And now it's all a big deal so I can't post one without it looking smarmy so you're just going to have to wait until you least expect it so there.

[Dingfod]

Cool. I wasn't really ragging on you livius, just Crumb for sucking up.

[Crumb]

When did I suck up?

[Dingfod]

In the OP, dude.

I mean it's not like I don't recognize sucking up or anything, having done it myself of numerous occasions.

[Crumb]

In the OP, dude.

I mean it's not like I don't recognize sucking up or anything, having done it myself of numerous occasions.
Well I won't deny that you may be the suck-up expert, but I was not sucking up. I simply heard about this and immediately thought of liv. I think you are just jealous because my genuine show of emotion blew away all your past suck-ups.

[Dingfod]

I suppose you're going to say you weren't googling the hell out of chickens just to please livius. How in the world do you just happen onto something like that?

[Crumb]

It was featured on an old This American Life I listened too. I can even link you to it if you wish. :ptht:

[Dingfod]

It's okay, I believe you.

[beyelzu]

I on the other hand would like to see a link.

:tmtongue:

[Ymir's blood]

Ymir's blood, I had a cage of cotton eating gourmet goblins many years ago, but they all escaped. Could you catch them for me and fedex them?
Goblins are notoriously hard to catch, but should it happen, they'll go to you. That makes me think of the Young Ones episode where they get a vampire from the Transvaal in the post.

Also, your post count is MCC.
Let me know when if it gets to be CCCP. That would be worrisome. :pinko:

[Crumb]

I on the other hand would like to see a link.

:tmtongue:

Fine! (http://207.70.82.73/pages/descriptions/03/252.html) :P

[Dingfod]

You don't have to get huffy about it.

[Crumb]

:hmph:

[Dingfod]

"Well!" -- Jack Benny

[JoeP]

That makes me think of the Young Ones episode where they get a vampire from the Transvaal in the post.
I don't recall that? Any scripts online?

[JoeP]

, just Crumb for sucking up.Since when was sucking up to liv a problem? Have I been getting it wrong all this time? :noid:

[Ymir's blood]

That makes me think of the Young Ones episode where they get a vampire from the Transvaal in the post.
I don't recall that? Any scripts online?
The episode was from the second season and was entitled 'Nasty.' It featured the guys trying to watch a video. Music was provided by The Damned.

Script (http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/hawkslane/231/yo23.html)

I need to go ahead and order the box set.

[MooseIBe]

Moose, don't even try to pretend. You know you just forget about the /me hack all the time because the other sites you visit don't have it. Shake, you're a meanie.

:hmph: to you both!


Ahh, I've been using the /me thing in chatrooms for nearly 6 years ;). I tend to use it on other sites even though it doesn't work there to be honest.. people never know what I am getting at :D :yup:

[JoeP]

The episode was from the second season and was entitled 'Nasty.' It featured the guys trying to watch a video. Music was provided by The Damned.

Script
:qex: