Adult Films

[Johnny Pneumatic]

I saw the adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the G-Strings. How this movie won 11 Oscars I don't know. Bad CG, bad acting etc. The only possitive thing is a lesbian love scene. They left Frodo and many other people out!

Wild Things 2 is actually really good. The acting is so good I didn't know I was watching a porno(caught it on Encore Mysteries) until about half way through when the cloths came off(but not long enough for me to get-off).

[Johnny Pneumatic]

What, there be all prudes here? Don't you watch smut? Tell us some reviews. :yup:

[Dingfod]

Prudes? Yeah. Prudes.

[JoeP]

Stills, no movies. Better plot and dialogue.

[MonCapitan2002]

I've seen Lord of the G-Strings. I think the smut shown was of low quality. They could have been more explicit with the girl on girl scenes.

[MooseIBe]

Please tell me there wasn't really a film called Lord of the G strings? please please? :(

[wei yau]

Please tell me there wasn't really a film called Lord of the G strings? please please? :(

I cannot tell a lie. Here. (http://www.us.imdb.com/title/tt0323108/)

[MooseIBe]

*bursts into tears*

[PinkRose]

have seen enough, since my piercing its different. :fuming:

[Shake]

Please tell me there wasn't really a film called Lord of the G strings? please please? :(
C'mon now, Moosey. Please don't tell me you haven't realized that many regular films have porn spoofs. Not even just films -- I once saw an adult film called Beaver and Buttface! :yup:

[BracesForImpact]

Sorry, I like amateur stuff. :giggle:

[Morroskye]

I saw a copy of an adult film a few years ago at my video store titled : "Shaving Ryan's Privates."

[Johnny Pneumatic]

I saw a copy of an adult film a few years ago at my video store titled : "Shaving Ryan's Privates."


I think it'd be funny if there were a porno called The Dominatrix.
There'd be a scene where a dildo would fly by like a bullet and she'd move in bullet time to keep it from entering her.

[mountain_hare]

think it'd be funny if there were a porno called The Dominatrix.
There'd be a scene where a dildo would fly by like a bullet and she'd move in bullet time to keep it from entering her.

ROFL!
That's a classic! Hahah, you should be a filmmaker.

[MooseIBe]

Please tell me there wasn't really a film called Lord of the G strings? please please? :(
C'mon now, Moosey. Please don't tell me you haven't realized that many regular films have porn spoofs. Not even just films -- I once saw an adult film called Beaver and Buttface! :yup:

I never knew! *sobs as all her illusions crash down around her*

[Stormlight]

Please tell me there wasn't really a film called Lord of the G strings? please please? :(
C'mon now, Moosey. Please don't tell me you haven't realized that many regular films have porn spoofs. :yup:

You mean like Titty Titty Gang Bang? :innocent:

[livius drusus]

:laugh:

[Morroskye]

Another One: "On Golden Blondes."

[Stormlight]

Let's not forget such classics as:

In Diana Jones
Big Trouble in Little Vagina

and of course the eternal: May the Foreskin be with you. :eek:

All real movie titles ... :yup:
(or so I'm told ...)

[Shake]

Or like ... The Devil in Miss Jones.

I can't think of any more offhand, but there are tons of them.

[MooseIBe]

Stop!!

*goes and hides somewhere NICE and SAFE where BAD FILMS don't penetrate*

[MonCapitan2002]

Please tell me there wasn't really a film called Lord of the G strings? please please? :(
C'mon now, Moosey. Please don't tell me you haven't realized that many regular films have porn spoofs. Not even just films -- I once saw an adult film called Beaver and Buttface! :yup:

I never knew! *sobs as all her illusions crash down around her*
I thought you lived in England all this time when you actually live in a cave!

[Ari]

The character names are great. Only one I don't get is "Benadryl" maybe I need an update or something but I never thought of Benadryl as a sex name.
Is it like the new date rape drug for cheap bastards or something?

Please tell me there wasn't really a film called Lord of the G strings? please please? :(

I cannot tell a lie. Here. (http://www.us.imdb.com/title/tt0323108/)

[Johnny Pneumatic]

ROFL!
That's a classic! Hahah, you should be a filmmaker.


Emission Impossible: The story of Mr. Debater as he battles spies in exotic locations in an attempt to finally get laid.

[livius drusus]

The character names are great. Only one I don't get is "Benadryl" maybe I need an update or something but I never thought of Benadryl as a sex name.
Is it like the new date rape drug for cheap bastards or something?

Maybe it's a misspelled homophone for Benadrill. :D

[Ari]

Ah ha, that's probably it. I just wasn't thinking straight.

[Wizard]

I saw the adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the G-Strings. How this movie won 11 Oscars I don't know. Bad CG, bad acting etc. The only possitive thing is a lesbian love scene. They left Frodo and many other people out!

Wild Things 2 is actually really good. The acting is so good I didn't know I was watching a porno(caught it on Encore Mysteries) until about half way through when the cloths came off(but not long enough for me to get-off).
I saw that movie Lord of the G-Strings on Cinemax. It was very good and it came on the free weekend of Cinemax, one girl on there looked a little like Paris Hilton.

[livius drusus]

They don't call it Skinemax for nothing. ;)