Burning issue, please respond.

[pescifish]

Regarding: :stinky:

When the pink one farts, does she fart in pink?

[Ymir's blood]

Regarding: :stinky:

When the pink one farts, does she fart in pink?
It looks green to me.

Burning issue, please respond.
Sounds like a problem for a urologist.

[Dingfod]

Urologist? How about proctologist?

[Ymir's blood]

Urologist? How about proctologist?
Depends on whether it is issue #1 or #2.

[Skep]

She farts this color: http://img100.echo.cx/img100/2369/fartcolor2ts.gif

RGB = 159, 190, 126

hex = #9FBE7E

[pescifish]

Oh! It is the pink one that's farting. Oops. :deepsigh:

My bad. :bag:

I knew I wasn't getting that smiley. I should have stared for another forever before posting. My apologies to everyone wondering wtf?; I thought it was the green one that farted. And good grief, I even opened thread and everything. I am truly mortified!

Well, then...
In the folly of trying to recover any semblance of dignity, I'll rephrase the question: When the green one farts is it pink?

[livius drusus]

I believe the green fart is a gender-neutral convention. IOW, no; all farts are green.

[Ymir's blood]

all farts are green.
How can you be sure of this? The fact that you haven't seen a non green fart is not proof that no such fart exists. Suppose that .01% of all farts are chartreuse. If we then assume that there are 9.15 farts per person per day* and that there are 6,444,960,515 persons on the planet† and that at least five percent of them are lying about the color of their emissions. Now, considering that no two farts have exactly the same crystalline structure and that based on the figures given, there are 58971388712 F/D‡. Exactly how many of these farts take place when no one is around to observe them? It is impossible to assume that our knowledge of farting is sufficiently advance to suppose that all farts are green.


*Fact found on an internet site.
† As of June 1, 2005, from another site
‡ Farts per Day

[JoeP]

all farts are green.
How can you be sure of this? The fact that you haven't seen a non green fart is not proof that no such fart exists. Suppose that .01% of all farts are chartreuse. If we then assume that there are 9.15 farts per person per day* and that there are 6,444,960,515 persons on the planet† and that at least five percent of them are lying about the color of their emissions. Now, considering that no two farts have exactly the same crystalline structure and that based on the figures given, there are 58971388712 F/D‡. Exactly how many of these farts take place when no one is around to observe them? It is impossible to assume that our knowledge of farting is sufficiently advance to suppose that all farts are green.


*Fact found on an internet site.
† As of June 1, 2005, from another site
‡ Farts per Day
Well, isn't this just bloody typical of so-called Fart Science. You have footnotes, claiming objective sources, and you give figures with impression of great accuracy, but you don't give any primary sources. Hah! I smell right through you.

[beyelzu]

Thank you JoeP for protecting us all from sophistic fart science.

[Dingfod]

Farts flew in hole in building, I have it on video, pseudoskeptics.

[JoeP]

Don't be piss off, Warrenly. You are faggot and like farts. :wave:

[Dingfod]

You don't believe farts in your face, pseudoskeptic.asshole

[Skep]

Farts flew in hole in building, I have it on video, pseudoskeptics.
Is true. Here is proofs and evidences for the pseudoskeptics fanatics RandiHalKramerCultists:

http://img145.echo.cx/img145/640/cosmicfart9yr.jpg


Ja! Ja! kkkkkkkkkkkkk

Sorry to make you cry.

Relax.

Thanks,

J&S

:wave:

[Dingfod]

ROFLMA, seriously. Thanks, Skep.

[JoeP]

This is even funnier than Albert Cipriani the Flatulent Catholic!