I'm cross

[MooseIBe]

I am having a really crappy evening. This is your excuse to all go 'awww', pat me on the back, and offer me shots of cheap brandy.

well, whaddaya waiting for?!?! :sadcheer:

[Ymir's blood]

Here's a good song to sing when you're cross:

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistling]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistling]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistling]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistling]

Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]

[MooseIBe]

I am gonna be singing that for the rest of the night now :(

*goes and sticks head in chip pan*

[koan]

:grumpy: :cheers: :cheers2: :tapbeer: :barrel: :hungover:

repeat as necessary

[JoeP]

Awww
*pat pat pat* :badday: :huggle:
Have one on me :cincin:
:champagne:

[livius drusus]

Aww... *pats Moose on the back and hands her a shot of cheap brandy*





:shudder: There. Are you happy now?

[PinkRose]

I am having a really crappy evening. This is your excuse to all go 'awww', pat me on the back, and offer me shots of cheap brandy.

well, whaddaya waiting for?!?! :sadcheer:

listen to the music. :giggle:

[MooseIBe]

thank you everyone :D *chucks down as many as can get down and asks rather wearily for more*

[koan]

Whatever upset you, you are totally justified. As of now.

We shall have a party to justify emotions in general and celebrate their existence. In honour (honor) of Moose.

:djparty: :cancan2: :cancan3:

unfortunately I can't synch the cancan dancers. I think they've had too much brandy already.

[Crumb]

:conga::conga::conga:

[MooseIBe]

heheh yay! thanks that cheers me up :).

Sorry i am just being self pitying .. am worried about a multitude of things (new job placement thingy foremost) and so sitting with my chin on the ground. Is dumb of me...

[Ex-zombie]

I'll ply you with all the brandy you want, Moose.


:cincin: Lift a glass to the best pollster on the web!

[JoeP]

Talk about your job placement.

[MooseIBe]

there's another pollster in here?!

heheh thanks!!!!

Sorry this is an unashamed - well, maybe a BIT ashamed - self pity thread. Am just a bit worried about things ..

[MooseIBe]

um .. job placement .. not all that much to talk about *lies down on couch*. I only did half a week last week cos it was training and that was all they wanted me for. No idea what the schedule is for this week. It was okay; I liked it - well didn't mind it - when i was there but it was also nerve wracking. There was a bunch of teenage boys who obviously didn't want to be there - they were training for something different to me but they had to do the introductory thing too - and kept swearing and bitching at the woman in charge; kinda lika high school. I didn't mind being there but whenever I came home I cried all night? :(

[MooseIBe]

can I get off this couch now?!

[JoeP]

can I get off this couch now?!Sure. If you don't want a massage.

I didn't mind being there but whenever I came home I cried all night?Well that's not right. Is this mostly the nerve wracking new job strange place unsure of expectations kind of tension? Or are the teenage boys specifically getting to you?

I still don't know what this placement is for. I kind of hope you do!

[koan]

A little expressive dancing is better than sitting on the couch. Everything leads to something. As the Zen Cards say:

In dance, no movement or direction is better or worse than another. This, too, is a way to view all of life. See all the "good and bad" things that happen to you simply as movements in the dance of life.

[Crumb]

:hug:

[Crumb]

In dance, no movement or direction is better or worse than another.
You haven't seen me dance.

[MooseIBe]

can I get off this couch now?!Sure. If you don't want a massage.

I didn't mind being there but whenever I came home I cried all night?Well that's not right. Is this mostly the nerve wracking new job strange place unsure of expectations kind of tension? Or are the teenage boys specifically getting to you?

I still don't know what this placement is for. I kind of hope you do!

It's a government thing .. I've been unemployed for a certain period of time, hence they have sent me on this :)

I dunno why I was crying :(. Like I said I was okay when there. I have a history of agarophobia though and, though it has long gone, I still find socialising with strangers in any context at all extremely stressful :(

massage would be good :P bring a tray of nibbly things too?!

[JoeP]

The agoraphobia makes sense, I mean your reaction does.

massage would be good :P bring a tray of nibbly things too?!
1: Earlier this evening I watched an episode of Sex and the City where Samantha is told that a certain masseur will go down on his clients, and promptly books with him. What kind of nibbly things did you have in mind?

2: My sister-in-law had put out an ornamental dish of pot pourri type things, dried slices of fruit, seeds, etc. I joked "Your nibbles look a bit hard!" She misheard and looked rather shocked.

[godfry n. glad]

Your nibbles would be hard, too, if you had to weather what she does.

Hmmm....
<rummages through liquor cabinet>
...damn, I didn't even know I had that...
<rummages more>

Sorry, Moosie, I don't have any cheap stuff. Will expensive stuff do?

Um, I thought you'd said that you'd been placed to do some kind of Heritage stuff. Boy, that sounds like meeting a lot of people to me, but what do I know. You could have any number of duties. But if you have to deal with Heritage customers, think of it this way: they are worse off than you, 'cause they are probably lost and/or confused. They'll be in search of things like accurate directions, limitations on them, exchange rates, and where they might get any number of personal and/or refreshing items or services. And a smile. They tend to be tourists. Out of their element. Semi-helpless. I'd always thought the Heritage folks were really kind and helpful. Decent folk, just like you.

Hey... for times like that, when you're really feeling down, there's always this smiley: :storm:

I hope you've upgraded by now to: :brooding:

[viscousmemories]

Hi Moose! :wave:

Sorry I'm way late, but I wasn't around much today and missed this thread. :(

[MooseIBe]

I haven't started the heritage thing yet :) this last week was a training course though I never worked out what they were training me for ;). I dunno when the heritage thing starts .. am waiting on their call.