Identify Yourself As A Plant?

[PinkRose]

freethinking.... :climb: have some fun for once. I am PinkRose but really i am Seven Minute Itch. :rose2:

[godfry n. glad]

"....something prickly and difficult to eradicate."

- Captain Jack Aubrey, Master and Commander

[wei yau]

:voyeur:

I'm a plant alright, the question is "Who am I working for?"

[PinkRose]

roll one why don't you, smoke on the water. down by the river...i'll do the bone after the fact you know what grows around there. eradicate, does that mean rid of? oh for christ sake my bleeding heart is wilted from the penetrating sun. :fuming:

[natasha]

jasmine, bougenvilla, gardenia, water lily, or -- on most days, a fucking huge prickly pear cactus in the middle of nowhere.

[Dingfod]

I'm a morning glory, sometimes entertaining, but usually just a general nuisance and impossible to get rid of.

[Legs]

I'm a rare orchid

[Godless Wonder]

Night blooming cirrus.

[godfry n. glad]

Conforming to my earlier quote:

Oregon Blackberry.

Prickly. Difficult to eradicate. It provides protection for bunnies. And it produces a tasty, if tart, fruit.

[LiveToRide]

i am Seven Minute Itch.
A little Vagisil or Monistat will clear that right up....

[Lauri D]

Venus flytrap? :D

[viscousmemories]

Venus flytrap? :D
I was waiting for someone to say that about themselves, but it's so not you. :P

[Lauri D]

Venus flytrap? :D
I was waiting for someone to say that about themselves, but it's so not you. :P

Hehe. Alright, sue me, I haven't gotten much sleep the last three days so I'm a little loopy.

Night blooming jasmine? :chin:

[koan]

I like to think I'm akin to Aloe Vera. Prickly on the outside full of healing balm on the inside. If I am not like this plant I aspire to be. I like being prickly on the outside.

[PinkRose]

i am Seven Minute Itch.
A little Vagisil or Monistat will clear that right up....
return of the tiny testicle. have no yeast issues, i don't live on corn bread.

[godfry n. glad]

Venus flytrap? :D
I was waiting for someone to say that about themselves, but it's so not you. :P

Hehe. Alright, sue me, I haven't gotten much sleep the last three days so I'm a little loopy.

Night blooming jasmine? :chin:

Yeah... I can see that.

My star jasmine is presently in full bloom and covers an entire arbor (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=939&c=38) of 8' tall x 15' long x 3' deep with glossy evergreen leaves and the present little white flowers. In profusion. My jasmine blooms day and night, and the best days are warm nights with very little breeze. Just enough of a breeze to waft the scent aloft and abroad without dissipating it too much. A faded teak garden bench is set in the midst of this, where two people can sit comfortably and envelope themselves in the scent of jasmine....It's heady. It's erotic.

[RevDahlia]

I'm a female ginkgo tree. Male ginkgo trees are aesthetically pleasing and imposing. Female ginkgo trees are also aesthetically pleasing and imposing, but every once in awhile they dump a huge load of ugly squishy fruits that smell horrible and irritate everyone.

[Adora]

I dunno. Gardenia? Cacti? Silver gum? Probably a cacti. I like the heat and retain water XD.

[Petra]

I'm just a sweet, fragrant petal ~ the whole flower would be too much. :flower:

[MooseIBe]

I dunno really .. venus fly trap? Ugly but fairly useful?

[livius drusus]

Wheatgrass.

[MooseIBe]

Oh wait someone already went for venus flytrap.

What's wheat grass?

[livius drusus]

It's a soft, strong emerald green grass which grows equally well on prairies and in window boxes. It's known in health food circles as the ultimate energy source when juiced.

I don't know if I'm a fair analogy in any way. I just really love grass, and that's the nicest grass of them all. (Except for maybe rye, which is also drop dead gorgeous.)

[wei yau]

I don't know if I'm a fair analogy in any way. I just really love grass, and that's the nicest grass of them all. (Except for maybe rye, which is also drop dead gorgeous.)

Could you fashion a crown from it?

[livius drusus]

/me grins.

Why yes, eldar. Yes, you most certainly could. A great crown, too, because the blades are long and durable.

[BracesForImpact]

My real life last name is Rose, so this is easy! :D

[livius drusus]

Pete? Is that you? :poker:

[BracesForImpact]

Not quite, I think baseball isn't fun without at least a six pack, and I'm not a gambler either. :stickman:

[livius drusus]

Aw, poop... Oh well, at least you have the consolation of a beautiful last name. :rose3:

[BracesForImpact]

I wouldn't mind Pete's money though. Still...I've come to like my last name. Thanks!

[livius drusus]

Hey speaking of names, your next post will be LIV. :wriggle:

[PinkRose]

:appl: what excellent responses. you guys are great. i think LTR has some areas that need disenfecting. LTR for your wet areas soak in some baking soda with lavender and lemon balm.