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Gawen
08-28-2004, 07:00 PM
I'm surprised on one started this...so I may as well be the one... :yup:

Puppies are cute.
lisarea
08-28-2004, 09:11 PM
Hrph. You act as though you've never heard of a little something called...

FLUFFY BUNNIES.

Typical. Just freakin' typical. And people ask me why I hate America.
viscousmemories
08-28-2004, 10:55 PM
Puppies die.
SharonDee
08-28-2004, 11:28 PM
Dead puppies aren't much fun.
freemonkey
08-29-2004, 02:51 AM
Geeeze, what rocks have you squares been living under? Its KITTENS! Kittens are the new cute puppies. :cat:

sheeeesh!
lisarea
08-29-2004, 03:16 AM
Geeeze, what rocks have you squares been living under? Its KITTENS! Kittens are the new cute puppies. :cat:

sheeeesh!

I'll tell you what rocks: CRACK ROCKS.

Except for me. I'm just a step ahead of you and your kitten thing. Kittens are the new puppies, alright. Hopelessly passe. And I do mean passe, with the little floo-flah thing on the e.
viscousmemories
08-29-2004, 03:26 AM
Libertarians eat kittens.
Gawen
08-29-2004, 03:20 PM
Puppies die....when ya discipline them with a hammer.

VM...you're so cold.
Gawen
08-29-2004, 03:22 PM
I'll tell you what rocks: CRACK ROCKS.

Kittens are the new puppies, alright. This is what happens when you're on rockin crack. You see cats that bark.
freemonkey
09-02-2004, 02:33 AM
Except for me. I'm just a step ahead of you and your kitten thing. Kittens are the new puppies, alright. Hopelessly passe. And I do mean passe, with the little floo-flah thing on the e.

Oh yeah? Well, 4th grade called. They want their fluffy bunnies back!
Farren
09-02-2004, 03:20 AM
Except for me. I'm just a step ahead of you and your kitten thing. Kittens are the new puppies, alright. Hopelessly passe. And I do mean passe, with the little floo-flah thing on the e.

I've known a few kittens who had a little floo-flah thing on E. They were all very cute but the whole rave thing was passe when I got to know them.

I have to say that a pug is even cuter as an adult than as a puppy. Little Bumface is snorting and snuffling like a pig next to me and I just want to eat him up.
viscousmemories
09-02-2004, 03:28 AM
Little Bumface is snorting and snuffling like a pig next to me and I just want to eat him up.
If you do, I highly recommend using Lawry's Hot Pepper Seasoning Salt. It tastes great on chicken, too! :yup:
Ex-zombie
09-03-2004, 04:25 AM
If you do, I highly recommend using Lawry's Hot Pepper Seasoning Salt. It tastes great on chicken, too! :yup:

Hot pepper sauce! The only possible sauce for the job is worcestshire!
Farren
09-03-2004, 04:39 AM
Two sick, sick puppies.
viscousmemories
09-03-2004, 04:43 AM
Two sick, sick puppies.
Oh...

Well make sure they reach an internal temperature of at least 180 degrees farenheit, then. You wouldn't want to catch whatever they have.
Gawen
09-04-2004, 07:36 PM
Lisarea hates American puppies... :yup:
viscousmemories
09-04-2004, 07:41 PM
Lisarea hates American puppies... :yup:
I don't think she hates American puppies per se, but rather American corporate puppy personhood. She seems to believe that corporate puppies should be treated like animals, while house puppies deserve all the protections of the constitution that humans are afforded. In short, I think she's an enemy not only of American puppies, but of the American way of life on the whole. (Except as it pertains to kittens, apparently. Corporate or not.)
dave_a
09-04-2004, 09:51 PM
Libertarians eat kittens.

Yes, but communists eat dogs, cats and monkeys.

Oh, and Arabs eat maggots, I kid you not. Seriously.
freemonkey
09-05-2004, 12:37 AM
Oh, and Arabs eat maggots, I kid you not. Seriously.

Maggots are most definitely not cute.
lisarea
09-05-2004, 12:49 AM
The only institution cuter and more fluffy than the US government is American puppies. Hundreds of thousands of puppies have survived the relentless propaganda they have been subjected to and are actively more adorable and doe-eyed than their own government... I hate to disagree with your president: yours is by no means a cute, fluffy nation. But you could be cute little puppies.

--Arundhati Roy
Gawen
09-05-2004, 07:58 PM
*looking up with sad puppy-dog eyes*...Pet me?


:D
Farren
09-05-2004, 08:34 PM
*looking up with sad puppy-dog eyes*...Pet me?

:D

I'm sorry Gawen, we're going to have to reintroduce you to the wilds of Borneo. You can blame CITES for that.
Gawen
09-06-2004, 12:48 AM
*looking up with sad puppy-dog eyes*...Pet me?

:D

I'm sorry Gawen, we're going to have to reintroduce you to the wilds of Borneo. You can blame CITES for that.
Farren hates puppies too.... :yup:
Farren
09-06-2004, 01:05 AM
Farren hates puppies too.... :yup:

I hate their freedom.
Gawen
09-06-2004, 02:40 AM
CITES (the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora)...an international agreement between Governments. Its aim is to ensure that international trade in specimens of wild animals and plants does not threaten their survival.


I have just been relegated as an endangered wild animal. I guess I'll take that as a compliment...*grinnin*....but Borneo? C'mon. Anyway, it's nice to know someone's lookin out for my welfare; making sure I survive.
Scotty
09-07-2004, 01:12 AM
The only thing not on this thread.

A dog, with his ears blowing in the wind, having a great time.

Meet, Rascal.

-Scott
viscousmemories
09-07-2004, 01:15 AM
Hehe. Cute, Scotty. I imagine him on a flying doghouse with Woodstock behind him. :)
livius drusus
09-07-2004, 01:17 AM
Rascal is a supermodel.
Scotty
09-07-2004, 01:41 AM
What was really funny, was the first time he did that (the first time he was in the car, this was only the 2nd) the song "Surfin' USA" by the Beach Boys came on.

I couldn't stop laughing for a while. :D

It is especially funny when you see his feet bracing on the door, I don't think I got a good enough picture this time to show that.


-Scott