Ignore the poster above you.

[Ymir's blood]

Ignore the poster above you.

I'll start...

:lalala:

[Crumb]

Did someone post something? :chin:

[livius drusus]

:blahblah:

[Legs]

:snooty:

[Skep]

Hi Ymir's blood, Crumb, and liv. :wave:

[Legs]

Hi Ymir's blood, Crumb, and liv. :wave:

:glare:

[Crumb]

Hi Skep. :happywave:

[Ymir's blood]

Hi Ymir's blood, Crumb, and liv. :wave:

:glare:
:mocking: You were suppose to ignore him.

[viscousmemories]

:slide:

[Crumb]

:mocking: You were suppose to ignore him.
:giggles:

[Joshua Adams]

Hi Ymir's blood, Crumb, and liv. :wave:

:glare:
:mocking: You were suppose to ignore him.Allow me to be the first to accompany you in laughing at that oversight.

[Crumb]

I guess you and I are the only ones who found that funny, Ymir's Blood. Yeah I know, two consecutive posts, pathetic. :sigh:

[Joshua Adams]

bump

[JoeP]

You're so vain you probably think this post is about you.

[Ex-zombie]

I'm dead sexy!

[Sweetie]

Did someone say something about sex? :noevil:

[PinkRose]

DeRanGeD. :fuming: lurk on.

[fragment]

:bump:
I figure we could all use some practice.

[Leesifer]

:hand:

[wei yau]

Good one!...I mean...how did this thread get bumped?
:hahano:

[Veritas]

Who said that?

[fragment]

eldar:
:gooduse:

[Leesifer]

:ignored:

[Legs]

:rolleyes:

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

Hi Lees! What's hangin'?

[Leesifer]

:noevil2:

[Corona688]

I like potatoes.

[Crumb]

Aren't you going to answer the question Lees?

[Leesifer]

I say, I say, boy, aren't you in the wrong thread.

:foghorn:

[Crumb]

:yup: Baked, mashed, fried, chipped, hashed, all the ways you can eat a potato are delicious.

[Miisa]

Yuk, this thread smells.

[Dingfod]

There is just nothing handier than my Swiss Army knife.

[Megatron]

It doesn't smell THAT bad, I've seen a lot worse...

[livius drusus]

I like the ones with compasses and Maglites. Does that make me a wuss?

[Shake]

Burnt popcorn has to be among the worst smells ever.

[Dingfod]

I thought I was supposed to ignore ALL of the posters above me. Actually, what difference would that make in the way I post?

My Swiss Army knife has been in my pocket on two continents. It's the plain old, down and dirty, Tinker model, two knife blades, can opener, bottle opener, two sizes of straight-blade screwdrivers, a Phillips-head screwdriver, an awl, a toothpick, tweezers, and some sort of hook-like think I think might be used for pulling wire or sliding down a zip-line.

[Megatron]

No way, melted plastic is waaaay worse... not to mention burned hair.

[Dingfod]

Oops, I forgot it has scissors.

[Sock Puppet]

Burnt popcorn is horrible, especially when the buttery stuff scorches on the inside of the microwave. I've heard you can scrape it off with a Swiss army knife, but it's not like anybody here has one of those.

[Dingfod]

My Swiss Army scissors are broken, the spring broke long ago, now I lost the hinge screw.

[Crumb]

Why isn't anyone posting in this thread anymore? Must be because I have you all on ignore now. :(

[justaman]

Warren, that's too bad, man, I use my swiss army scissors for all my cutting needs. Losing them would be tough.

[Dingfod]

I can't believe Crumb put me on Ignore... er, I mean, I can't believe Crumb waited this long to put me on Ignore.

[Crumb]

They don't let me use scissors anymore.
:ralphie:

[justaman]

What does Crumb putting you on ignore have to do with anything?

[Crumb]

I thought I had to put everyone on ignore that posted above me. :confused: I've had you on ignore for ages though, Warren.

[Blue]

*yawn*

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

Ye're silly, crumbles.

[Ymir's blood]

Who started this stupid thread?

:checks:

fuck. :doh:

[Crumb]

Is that a good silly?

[Legs]

:toothpick:

[Dingfod]

I forgot, my Swiss Army Tinkerer has a corkscrew too. I found out I can get a tiny screwdriver suitable for eyeglass repair and the like with a plastic handle that fits down into the corkscrew. It is $3.50 at REI. They also have replacement springs for the scissors for 50 cents. I think I'll send off for those.

[curses]

Legs, as much as your sig makes me giggle now, I miss your Spock one.

[Miisa]

Unbelievable. Now it actually smells worse. :hrm:

[Shake]

Yeah, but Legs' av now is way sexier than Spock.

[Dingfod]

What smells, your upper lip?

[Sock Puppet]

What smells, is Warren above me?

[Legs]

Has anyone seen sock puppet? they've been gone for days :chin:

[Dingfod]

I decided not to order those parts for my Swiss Army knife until I can find the damn knife. I thought it was in my locker, but it's not. I think I remember putting it in the driver's door pocket in the Trailblazer. I'll look there in the morning.

[justaman]

What do you mean 'they'?

[Legs]

Anyone seen justaman lately?

[Crumb]

:nope:

[Legs]

What was that? I just heard someone :eyebrow:

[Smilin]

Somebody humming? :listen: :heh:

[Leesifer]

:whistles:

[Crumb]

Did I mess up this thread?

[Smilin]

Lookie what I found....

a freekin' swiss army knife...KEWL.... :hysteric:

[Legs]

Sure is quiet around here. :crick: :crick: :crick: it's like I'm all alone.

[Crumb]

You found a swiss army knife?

[Sock Puppet]

Yaaaahh! Crickets! *stomp stomp stomp*

[Legs]

:tumble:

[Smilin]

:fuel:

[Dingfod]

In a pinch, rancid beef tallow makes an effective replacement for axle grease. I do recommend you wash your hands thoroughly before playing with your pitbull after you've repacked your wheel bearings.

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

Y'know, smilin', my uncle is the M'boro mayor (since you live in Middle TN, I thought you'd like to know).

[Crumb]

I never greased a single axle.

[SharonDee]

Gee, CC, what a small world state this is.

[Crumb]

Sometimes I get the feeling that you all have me on ignore.

[Legs]

Hi SharonDee! how are you? :wave: nice to see you :hug:

[Dingfod]

What was this thread about to begin with?

[Tanda]

:palmtree: :pansy: :rose2: :fl14: :rose3: :palmtree:

Thomas Moore (1779–1852)
Believe Me, If All Those Endearing Young Charms

Believe me, if all those endearing young charms,
Which I gaze on so fondly today,
Were to change by tomorrow, and fleet in my arms,
Like fairy-gifts fading away,
Thou wouldst still be adored, as this moment thou art,
Let thy loveliness fade as it will,
And around the dear ruin each wish of my heart
Would entwine itself verdantly still.

It is not while beauty and youth are thine own,
And thy cheeks unprofaned by a tear
That the fervor and faith of a soul can be known,
To which time will but make thee more dear;
No, the heart that has truly loved never forgets,
But as truly loves on to the close,
As the sunflower turns on her god, when he sets,
The same look which she turned when he rose.

[curses]

I think this thread is about cheese. Or postslutting.

Or both?

[Tanda]

:recline:

[Crumb]

Mmm cheese...

[Shake]

Going above and beyond: Legs, that's a nice avatar! Just for Easter, eh?

[Tanda]

I want some fudge.

[Crumb]

Yeah I noticed that too shake. Good Easter av Legs.

[Shake]

:homdrool: Mmmm ... fudge!

[Dingfod]

I put one of these on Moby the Great White Frigidaire today:

http://www.corbin.com/honda/hpc07.gif

[Smilin]

Y'know, smilin', my uncle is the M'boro mayor (since you live in Middle TN, I thought you'd like to know).

Kewl Cynical-Chick...
Small world..eh? :D

[Smilin]

Gee, CC, what a small world state this is.

ahhh cool! Another Tennessean.... :wave:

[Dingfod]

Pink just performed on Ellen DeGeneres' show. She looks a lot better than she sings. Pink, that is. Ellen looks just about the same as she sings.

[Tanda]

Smilin forgot to ignore himself. :giggle:

(edited cuz Tanda's a dumbass who can't get it right. :sadcheer: )

[Smilin]

Smilin forgot to ignore herself. :giggle:

HE'S ignoring you now! :whup: :whistles: :wink:

[Tanda]

:sorry: My bad.

/me so messed up this thread.

[Smilin]

:cuddles:

[Blue]

:stickman: ...neat

[Legs]

Blue who?

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

Hugs to Tanda!

[Legs]

Anyone seen Cynical-Chick lately? :chin:

[fragment]

Who bumped this thread?

[Shelli]

I wonder where Legs' ass has been shakin' lately? :wha:

[Sock Puppet]

Why doesn't anybody ask about Legs? :?

[wei yau]

Hey, it's one of those birthday-free days today!

[Shelli]

I wonder where our resident :pooh: basher's been lately?

[Tanda]

I wonder where our resident :pooh: basher's been lately?

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

Hey Shelli, where'd you find the fairy? She's pretty.

[Shake]

:pooh: basher?

[Legs]

Hi Cynical-Chick :wave: I love posting right after you :)

[Plant Woman]

Shake your bootie.

[Legs]

This thread is so quiet, it's like I'm the only one here