Jedi Academy Opens in Romania

[livius drusus]

I wonder if they have a Yoda grammar class? (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1086432.html?menu=news.quirkies)

:leia:

[Goliath]

I wonder if they have a Yoda grammar class? (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1086432.html?menu=news.quirkies)

:leia:

LOL! Excellent! Learning about the way of the Jedi and how to use a lightsaber beats the crap out of xianity any day!

[livius drusus]

Yeah, but wookie cookies? That ain't right.

[Goliath]

Yeah, but wookie cookies? That ain't right.

Snaarrrll RRRROOORRWRRRRWRRRR!!!!!

:D

Where's a wookie* smiley when ya need one?

* - Yeah, I know, it isn't the right spelling...so sue me. That's a word that I never remember how to spell right.

[livius drusus]

You called? :wookie:

[Goliath]

You called? :wookie:

:rofl: That's awesome!!

:bow:

[Adora]

The academy is also offering special modules

Like 'Tantric Gay Jedi Sex' as taught by Qui Gon and Obi Wan...

But the more imortant question is: Where's the Sith school eh? Where can I learn to kill a man with the squeeze of my fingers, or how to conquer the universe in 3 easy steps?

[livius drusus]

I find your lack of higher education... disturbing.

[Goliath]

I find your lack of higher education... disturbing.

Yeah, no kidding...sheesh! I mean, what do you people think I'll be teaching after a few weeks in my Abstract Algebra class? Chapter 2 Section 3: Cauchy's Theorem, and how to use The Force to telekenetically choke people.

:D

[Shake]

Well, even just the persuasion method of The Force:

Officer: Do you know why I stopped you?
Me: No reason at all. I can go about my business. *waves hand*
Officer: No reason at all. You can go about your business. Have a nice day!

or ...

Bill collector on the phone: You owe us $300.
Me: I don't have to pay that. You'll credit my account $500 for bothering me at home.
Bill collector: You don't have to pay that. I'll credit your account for $500.

:D

[JoeP]

Well, even just the persuasion method of The Force:

Officer: Do you know why I stopped you?
Me: No reason at all. I can go about my business. *waves hand*
Officer: No reason at all. You can go about your business. Have a nice day!

or ...

Bill collector on the phone: You owe us $300.
Me: I don't have to pay that. You'll credit my account $500 for bothering me at home.
Bill collector: You don't have to pay that. I'll credit your account for $500.

:D

JoeP: Your jokes were my idea originally. All credit goes to me.
/me waves hand
Shake: The jokes I quoted were JoeP's idea. Thanks Joe. Very funny!

[Ymir's blood]

Well, even just the persuasion method of The Force:

Officer: Do you know why I stopped you?
Me: No reason at all. I can go about my business. *waves hand*
Officer: No reason at all. You can go about your business. Have a nice day!

or ...

Bill collector on the phone: You owe us $300.
Me: I don't have to pay that. You'll credit my account $500 for bothering me at home.
Bill collector: You don't have to pay that. I'll credit your account for $500.

:D

The Farce is strong in this one... http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/owen/vader1.gif

[livius drusus]

What the...? Is that a non-native smilie? Jesus, Ymir. Couldn't you just have PMd me the url so I could have stolen it for our collection like any reasonable person would do? It's just so cruel... So, so cruel...

:sobbing:

[Ymir's blood]

Well, you've got a Vader smilie, but this one has red glowing eyes... http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/sarge/Dark_anim.gif

Crap, did it again... :wink:

Smilie junkies shouldn't click here (http://www.mysmilies.com)

[livius drusus]

Okay, you rat fink. The lame native Vader has now officially been replaced by the cool red-eye Vader. As for Crack's Smilies, I've culled the best of that old school wonderland already; they're sorely lacking in the avante-garde I crave.
:venus:

[Ymir's blood]

Okay, you rat fink. The lame native Vader has now officially been replaced by the cool red-eye Vader. As for Crack's Smilies, I've culled the best of that old school wonderland already; they're sorely lacking in the avante-garde I crave.
:venus:
Rat fink it is... :paperbag:

Please accept these as an apology? :(

http://web.infoave.net/~pitshade/icons/cavalry.gif http://web.infoave.net/~pitshade/icons/eat_arrow.gif http://web.infoave.net/~pitshade/icons/lurking.gif http://web.infoave.net/~pitshade/icons/nut.gif

[livius drusus]

Rat fink it is... :paperbag:

Aww... It's so sweet of you to make my huffiness your custom title. I'm totally mollified now.

Please accept these as an apology? :(

http://web.infoave.net/~pitshade/icons/cavalry.gif

He's in the Sporting Group already.

http://web.infoave.net/~pitshade/icons/eat_arrow.gif

I've considered him, but in the end I rejected him on grounds of pointlessness.

http://web.infoave.net/~pitshade/icons/lurking.gif

I've considered him too, but it seemed a tad lurker-unfriendly and the *LURK* text is too drab for my tastes.

http://web.infoave.net/~pitshade/icons/nut.gif

He doesn't really float my boat. I think my nutters are way cuter. :crazy2: :foilhat: :crackup: :kookoo: :cuckoo: :lol:

Still, your offer was very sweet and I'm charmed, I'm sure. :vibes:

[Ymir's blood]

He's in the Sporting Group already.
Sporting group?!?

gah, I didn't see the scroll bar on the drop down menu... :eek:

Didn't see this one... http://web.infoave.net/~pitshade/icons/licking.gif

[JoeP]

Please load the pointless one. http://web.infoave.net/~pitshade/icons/eat_arrow.gif Pointless is good

[Goliath]

Please load the pointless one. http://web.infoave.net/~pitshade/icons/eat_arrow.gif Pointless is good

Come on now, Joe, if liv loaded up every smiley she found, then the board would have...what..over a thousand smilies by now?

:wink: :P

[JoeP]

Fair point. That would be completely unmanageable. We'd need some kind of search tool. But as far as I know none exists.

[livius drusus]

:surrend:

Okay, okay... All the droll sarcasm has broken my will. Here's your durned :pointless: one.

[Ymir's blood]

Yay! I contributed something pointless to this forum! :thinkup:

[Shake]

These aren't the smilies you're looking for.
*waves hand

[JoeP]

These aren't the smilies you're looking for.
*waves hand
:wave: :yoda:

[The Lone Ranger]

We'll soon learn how to handle the light sabres in academy classes.

Hmph. I've been doing that for years.