Up yer kilt, bad boy! (contains adult material ;) ) [Archive]

Petra

07-30-2005, 03:52 AM

Oh, my giddy aunt! He's got a tilt in his kilt!

:giggle2:

I used to live in London for a wee while with a gal from Wellington. She was a hot wee thing - half Indian, half Kiwi, and very, very cute. She would totally go into a Wanda from A Fish Called whenever she heard a guy speak with a Scottish accent. I swear she must've shagged half the Scottish lads in London, and each one left her grinning like a Cheshire cat!

:lmao:

RevDahlia

07-30-2005, 03:58 AM

http://images.burningman.com/gallery/charlesjevans.14134.jpg

Adora

07-30-2005, 04:04 AM

So much awesome. I love you guys.

Petra

07-30-2005, 06:27 AM

So much awesome. I love you guys.

:chuckle:

Love you too, Adora.

No shit! :rollover:

BracesForImpact

07-30-2005, 07:27 AM

SWEET JUMPIN' JEEZUS!

Walk with pride my man, walk with pride! :pimpin:

Petra

07-30-2005, 12:56 PM

SWEET JUMPIN' JEEZUS!

Walk with pride my man, walk with pride! :pimpin:

:rofl:

HighOnHotSauce

07-30-2005, 02:08 PM

I could have lived a long happy life before I looked at this thread. Now, the future is uncertain. ;)

godfry n. glad

07-30-2005, 02:21 PM

Aye, everything looks to be in perfect working order.

seebs

07-30-2005, 04:08 PM

The one with the guy next to the Queen is probably an edit, because there's another nearly identical picture where you can't see anything interesting.

Ymir's blood

07-30-2005, 04:17 PM

'Upskirt' pictures of women have never really interested me. The same goes for pictures of genitalia. Their appeal just eludes me somehow.

To the women who have replied on this thread, may I ask what appeal the pictures have?

Crumb

07-30-2005, 05:21 PM

'Upskirt' pictures of women have never really interested me. The same goes for pictures of genitalia. Their appeal just eludes me somehow.
Maybe if they had skulls on their underwear?

Adora

07-31-2005, 12:21 AM

To the women who have replied on this thread, may I ask what appeal the pictures have?
They're amusing, and I've already expressed an interest in guys in skirts. :D

livius drusus

07-31-2005, 12:32 AM

Petra

07-31-2005, 03:06 AM

Indeed. To me, they are just funny pics. My fave is one that doesn't actually show anything - the one with the two kids peering up the piper's dress. The look on those kids faces is priceless. :D

And as liv also said, it's the tough guy in a skirt letting it all hang out thing. The fact that the kilt and one's tartans are generally formal dress for formal occassions makes it even more fun, methinks.

I just have a very juvenile sense of humour. :giggle:

RevDahlia

08-01-2005, 02:59 AM

I must say I have a thing for guys in kilts -- particularly big, burly, scary-looking guys in kilts. I don't know why, it's just hot. And there's nothing in the world like groping a dude in a kilt and suddenly realizing that he's gone traditional. YOW! :thrust:

Ymir's blood

08-01-2005, 06:09 AM

Thanks all for your responses to my question.

It does seem however, that the more I learn about my fellow humans, the less understanding I have. :dighole:

MooseIBe

08-01-2005, 10:59 AM

that one on the right has the biggest dick i have ever seen in my life ... Jeez.

Shake

08-02-2005, 09:16 PM

I think the unexpected glimpse of normally hidden bits is a big part of the entertainment for me. Men give us so few opportunities for that kind of frisson. Combine that with the tough guy in a skirt thing, and it's a deliciously keen little thrill.
So now you know what some men see in similar glimpses under a woman's skirt. There's plenty of "upskirt" type pics all over the 'net.

livius drusus

08-02-2005, 09:19 PM

Oh, I know. It never seemed mysterious to me, although I will submit that it's so common with women that it's nowhere near as much naughty fun. ;)

Morroskye

08-03-2005, 05:09 AM

SWEET JUMPIN' JEEZUS!

Walk with pride my man, walk with pride! :pimpin:
:eek: Holy Cannoli! That's got to require 12 gallons of blood to get up! Ewww!!!!!!!!

MooseIBe

08-03-2005, 10:42 AM

Do you reckon that picture was staged? Looks like he's got a third fucking ARM under there (no pun intended).

Adora

08-03-2005, 10:46 AM

I dunno. He's a well-built fellow all round. Though if it makes you feel any better Moose, I'm sure you can believe it was photoshopped as much as you want. XD

RevDahlia

08-03-2005, 06:17 PM

I'm almost positive that picture is a 'shop job; his wang looks oddly pixelated around the edges, whereas the rest of him does not. It doesn't matter, though. :D

Shake

08-03-2005, 06:43 PM

Now I'm starting wonder how I'd look in a kilt ... though not "showing off" like the guys in the above pics.

I am 1/8th Scottish, don'tcha know.

RevDahlia

08-03-2005, 07:41 PM

Now I'm starting wonder how I'd look in a kilt ... though not "showing off" like the guys in the above pics.

I am 1/8th Scottish, don'tcha know.
Everybody looks better in a kilt. :yup:

If you don't feel like invoking your Scottish eighth, there are always Utilikilts. (www.utilikilts.com/ ) They're expensive but really durable and appropriate for all occasions.

Shake

08-03-2005, 09:05 PM

Yeah, I've seen that site before. By not invoking my "Scottish eighth" I meant that I would not be a True Scotsman (TM) (i.e. going commando).

Ymir's blood

08-04-2005, 01:45 AM

Yeah, I've seen that site before. By not invoking my "Scottish eighth" I meant that I would not be a True Scotsman (TM) (i.e. going commando).
Yeah and unsweetened porridge just isn't for you.

Petra

08-04-2005, 01:53 AM

I love unsweetened porridge, but it has to be made with lowfat milk not water.

And I have no Scottish in me at all - although I'd like some.

Ymir's blood

08-04-2005, 02:06 AM

/me is Scottish along the patriarchal line but is more likely to be kilt than to wear one.

Legs

08-04-2005, 02:09 AM

I love unsweetened porridge, but it has to be made with lowfat milk not water.

and topped with butter, salt & pepper :yup:

livius drusus

08-04-2005, 02:12 AM

Sounds like grits. :yuck:

Legs

08-04-2005, 02:51 AM

Sounds like grits. :yuck:

I don't know what grits are... I'm a Northern Girl

Petra

08-04-2005, 03:08 AM

I love unsweetened porridge, but it has to be made with lowfat milk not water.

and topped with butter, salt & pepper :yup:

OOoh, no! No butter or salt, just a splash more milk. :yup:

livius drusus

08-04-2005, 03:09 AM

I don't know what grits are... I'm a Northern Girl

I was once as you are now. How I yearn for my bygone innocence.

Legs

08-04-2005, 03:10 AM

I was once as you are now.

A virgin? :chin:

Petra

08-04-2005, 03:11 AM

* Ymir's blood is Scottish along the patriarchal ...

Hey, babe. Wanna hog ma nay? :wink:

livius drusus

08-04-2005, 03:11 AM

As you are now in reality, Legs, ya big ho. :giggle:

Legs

08-04-2005, 03:15 AM

:glare:

Julian

08-04-2005, 04:56 PM

Well, I guess I will chime in on the kilt issue. I am going to Pennsic (www.pennsic.net) in a few days and I will be wearing a kilt from time to time, commando style. Even though the kilt is a fairly modern garment... Since I can relate to the pictures above, I figured I would share a story I wrote about the first time I ever wore a kilt: On the Dignity of Kilts (http://www.pennsic.net/nw40.html#kilts) by me... :)

Julian

livius drusus

08-04-2005, 06:07 PM

Since I can relate to the pictures above,

That's a bold statement, Julian. :giggle:

Shake

08-04-2005, 06:21 PM

I don't know what grits are... I'm a Northern Girl
Count yourself lucky then, Legs. As a yankee who got stationed in the South, I know that you can get grits at McDonalds even, though I'm not sure why you'd want to. I believe that both grits and porridge are some sort of mushy slop from back in the days when we didn't have artifical colors and sweeteners and blue dye #3 and such.

Julian

08-04-2005, 06:31 PM

Since I can relate to the pictures above,

That's a bold statement, Julian. :giggle:
I'm not entirely sure how to respond to this... There are so many possibilities, most of them naughty... :innocent:

Julian

livius drusus

08-04-2005, 10:20 PM

Do any of them involve cheetos (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3817)? ;)

Legs

08-04-2005, 10:23 PM

I know that you can get grits at McDonalds even, though I'm not sure why you'd want to.

McGrits :vomit:

But

08-04-2005, 11:34 PM

Do any of them involve cheetos (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3817)? ;)

Julian can send you a picture of his cheeto.

:wink:

Ymir's blood

08-04-2005, 11:52 PM

* Ymir's blood is Scottish along the patriarchal ...

Hey, babe. Wanna hog ma nay? :wink:
No, I'll share it with you.

Legs

09-23-2005, 05:22 AM

http://www.msgr.ca/msgr-9/kilt%20clear.gif

cappuccino

09-23-2005, 06:01 PM

Whew...I should be doing work but I'm too busy gawking at those kilt pictures especially the fellow with the beer can dick. :blush:

The only reason I appreciate my Scottish heritage(about a quarter to half Scottish here) is because of my kilt toting ancestors :D

I wonder how I'd look in a kilt, probably not that great since I'm slender. I'd prefer that other guys wear them for my own entertainment.

Leesifer

09-29-2005, 02:37 PM

http://www.msgr.ca/msgr-9/kilt%20clear.gif

Definitely deservered a reply "with quote". Mmmmm. Veerryyy nice!

Petra

10-16-2005, 08:18 AM

How did I miss this last picture?! Too much delicious!

That guy has an ass that makes me wanna bite into it. I....um...I...I think I need to go have some, ahh, quiet time for wee while. I...ahhh.... :vapours:

Oh, sweet dreams, sweet dreams... :fantasy:

godfry n. glad

10-16-2005, 08:41 AM

I've got my kilt. The real thing. Made in New Zealand. Since I have an exceedingly English family name, it's rather obvious I have no immediate familial connection to the Scots traditions. I am about a quarter Scots, from both sides. Lowland Scots. So, the kilt I chose was the one I thought amusing: Clergy. I got my Roman collar "Friar Tuck" shirt, gray tweed jacket and Balmoral. Snap on my "ULC Clergy" tag, and I'm rarin' to go. This Halloween, I'm adding the horns. Hmmm...maybe I should try to find an old copy of the Vulgate.

Petra

10-16-2005, 09:10 AM

Woah, made in NZ? Cool, godfrey! Must be from Dunedin, eh?

And..ahh...don't forget to post pictures! :wink:

:D

Veritas

10-16-2005, 11:48 AM

I shall leave you all to your fantasies, because trust me, Scottish men in general are lardy, overweight, beer-bellied, misogynistic, beer-swilling, deep-fried-mars-bar-eating, lazy, workshy, stomach-churning heart-attacks waiting to happen.

And those are their good points.

So if you'll excuse me, I shall stay with my fantasies of Aussie men, and just to make it clear, I prefer the Ian Thorpe type to the beer-swilling sheepshaggers, ok? :love:

Dingfod

10-16-2005, 12:03 PM

Fantasies is right according to an article from The Sunday Telegraph last year:
Aussies are fatter than Americans
By Sharri Markson
November 21, 2004

THE average Australian woman is a size 16 and weighs 8kg heavier than her American counterpart, according to authoritive new international research.

Australian men are also 3kg heavier than American males, the joint study by the University of Adelaide and US researchers shows.

Veritas

10-16-2005, 12:49 PM

That extra 3kg is penis weight, though, I reckon. :love:

Dingfod

10-16-2005, 12:58 PM

A 3kg penis would be something to behold.

Miisa

10-16-2005, 01:46 PM

Well, the third guy from the OP isn't that far off, I'd say.

Good lord, how come I only discovered this thread now, despite my obsession with kilt-wearing hunks? If course the accent does at least for me, as well. :love:

Veritas

10-16-2005, 03:47 PM

Funny how what you're used to isn't a turn-on...the Scottish accent (which actually covers many many regional variations) doesn't do much for me at all...That said, I much prefer East coast to West coast. The nasal Glaswegian twang gets right on my tits.

Legs

10-16-2005, 03:49 PM

So if you'll excuse me, I shall stay with my fantasies of Aussie men, and just to make it clear, I prefer the Ian Thorpe type to the beer-swilling sheepshaggers, ok? :love:

Have you met Justaroo?

Veritas

10-16-2005, 03:54 PM

Would that be a good thing or a bad thing, Legs?

Legs

10-16-2005, 03:57 PM

Would that be a good thing or a bad thing, Legs?

:shrug:

The jury is still out on that.

Veritas

10-16-2005, 04:07 PM

In which case, I shall reserve my womanly throbbings for Ian Thorpe.

http://ianthorpe.aol7.com.au/photos/photo03.jpg

Legs

10-16-2005, 04:13 PM

I have never heard of him.. what does he do?

Veritas

10-16-2005, 04:15 PM

You've never heard of Ian Thorpe! Thorpey! Thorpedo?

He's a multi-Gold Olympic Medal winning swimmer! AND HE WILL BE MINE!

Legs

10-16-2005, 04:20 PM

How do you look in a speedo?

Veritas

10-16-2005, 04:21 PM

How do I look? Or Ian Thorpe? He wears a bodysuit now, no speedos (but when he did... DAMN)! You can tell his religion. Excuse me, I feel all...strange...must go do something...privately...'scuse me...

Miisa

10-16-2005, 04:22 PM

Funny how what you're used to isn't a turn-on...the Scottish accent (which actually covers many many regional variations) doesn't do much for me at all...
I must admit my infatuation with it may have a fair bit to do with romantic period fiction...Hunky highlanders and hmpfing in the heather... :D

:scot:

Legs

10-16-2005, 05:21 PM

How do I look?

You, yes you ~ he is going to want you to go to the pool with him

Veritas

10-16-2005, 08:37 PM

In my dreams, Legs, but thanks for the fantasy-fodder...

I can't swim. I'll use that as a "Save me! Save me!" chat-up line. Maybe he could teach me a few things, including how to swim.

Legs

10-16-2005, 10:21 PM

Ummm.. maybe he can teach you thre breast-stroke?

Veritas

10-16-2005, 10:31 PM

Mrs Legs, are you trying to seduce me?

Edited to say: I thought you said YOU would teach me the breaststroke. Lovely though you are, I think Thorpey is a tad higher on my wish list.

I still would, though. ;)

Legs

10-21-2005, 04:20 AM

I still would, though. ;)

:eek:

Trojan

10-21-2005, 05:09 AM

I thought to post this in Sexuality, but then thought it had less to do with sexuality than it had to do with culture, so I put it here. Please move if you feel it is inappropriate. :D

So, anyway - let's celebrate the Scottish! :cool:
Now THAT'S some Euroweenie! :eek:

Anastasia Beaverhausen

10-21-2005, 05:58 AM

Now THAT'S some Euroweenie! :eek:
:laughdie:

Adora

11-04-2005, 12:09 AM

Technically this may be a bibber, but still, totally worth it.

http://www.pix8.net/pro/pic/2505R70UA/691408.jpg

Trojan

11-05-2005, 01:18 AM

Technically this may be a bibber, but still, totally worth it.

http://www.pix8.net/pro/pic/2505R70UA/691408.jpg
Damn. I can't see it. Just a red x!

Adora

11-05-2005, 01:45 AM

Sorry Trojan. Can't help you there.

Legs

11-05-2005, 02:54 AM

Adora - put your glasses on :foggy:

Maybe if his dick was hanging out from under the kilt I'd be impressed. That dude is not a bibber at all - he's a bagger, maybe even a double bagger.

cappuccino

11-05-2005, 04:17 AM

well I've seen his dick before and I can tell ya he's got a nice package :giggle:

Legs

11-05-2005, 04:20 AM

I'd stamp 'return to sender' on his package :giggle:

Anastasia Beaverhausen

11-05-2005, 08:41 AM

Ewan! *perks*

Widget

11-12-2005, 12:23 AM

So where is his Rumpled Kilts Pin?

AJP164

12-02-2007, 08:07 PM

If u got the pictures why not post them:tongueout:

California Tanker

12-03-2007, 02:44 AM

I had this crazy idea that since I knew I was going to stand out at Basic anyway, so I figured why not show up in a kilt?

Fortunately, a rare attack of reality hit me, and I didn't.

I don't have a family tartan, I'm afraid, like most Irish families, we go by county instead. Catch is I'm not sure if technically I would wear the Dublin or Kerry patterns. I've not been too pushed about it, as any particularly important ceremony, I'll likely be in Dress Blues anyway.

Knew a chap in a Highlander regiment, he had an NCO detailed to ensure that all the soldiers were 'regimentally attired' under their kilts.

NTM

godfry n. glad

12-03-2007, 03:56 AM

I don't have a family tartan, I'm afraid, like most Irish families, we go by county instead. Catch is I'm not sure if technically I would wear the Dublin or Kerry patterns. I've not been too pushed about it, as any particularly important ceremony, I'll likely be in Dress Blues anyway.

NTM

Not to worry, CT. Those "family tartans" that those bleedin' Scots go on and on about? They're just part and parcel of the fabrications of Romanticists of the late 18th and early 19th centuries. Scots didn't wear "family tartans" at all...they wore the ones they thought attractive, regardless of the pattern. All that "family tartan" nonsense is modern invention.

livius drusus

08-11-2009, 01:08 AM

O HAI N00BS

Ensign Steve

08-11-2009, 01:10 AM

THANK YOU
:loud:

ps: I knew about this thread already, but that's no reason not to go through again.

Qingdai

08-11-2009, 01:20 AM

I concur with my esteemed colleague, Ensign Steve.

The material is still relevant to my interests.

Garnet

08-11-2009, 02:51 AM

Oh.....

my.......

:faint:

Petra

08-11-2009, 03:30 AM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jrwjt6DrVOw/SFNIkQqvV3I/AAAAAAAAA20/qSoWqJ9W85g/s400/kilt+spanking.jpg

"so that's what you had for breakfast!"

Petra

08-11-2009, 03:31 AM

A stool especially made for kilt wearers. :giggle:

http://www.moovik.com/m_pictures/thumbs/Stool%20For%20Kilt%20Wearers.jpg

Qingdai

08-11-2009, 03:45 AM

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/1/6/5/0/ewan-kilt.jpg

Sure it's an old one, but a good one.

livius drusus

08-11-2009, 03:58 AM

How did we get to page 4 without a pic of the quintessential Scot?

http://nale.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Pictures/SeanKilt2.jpg

livius drusus

08-11-2009, 04:00 AM

And just in case Ensign Steve wasn't into this thread enough:

http://www.kiltmen.com/celeb-alan_rickman_kilt.jpg

Anastasia Beaverhausen

08-11-2009, 04:29 AM

:faint:

Ensign Steve

08-11-2009, 11:51 AM

:vapours:

livius drusus

08-12-2009, 03:41 PM

For reals. Who knew Snape had such hot calves?

Anastasia Beaverhausen

08-13-2009, 05:29 AM

I've always known Rickman was a sexy bastard, but yowza.

Demimonde

08-13-2009, 03:30 PM

* Demimonde swoons at Alan Rickman.

Garnet

08-13-2009, 03:32 PM

We're droppin' like flies here.

Rickman is teh sexy.

godfry n. glad

08-13-2009, 06:07 PM

We're droppin' like flies here.

Rickman is teh sexy.

And that is a crappy picture of him, long ago.

Man, all you gots to do is wrap a guy in a wool blanket and it's Roundheel City!

But I knew this...I've been to the Highland Games. I see who congregates at the stone and hammer throw pit.

godfry n. glad

08-13-2009, 06:12 PM

Oh...and going to one of the games will cure you of that 'kilts are for formal wear' silliness. You'll see barefoot, bare legged, and...need I say it, bare chested men wandering about EVERYWHERE in kilts. My piper buddy liked to strip down to his wifebeater and Converse (a popular low-top tennis shoe, before the 'running shoe' era) after his band had finished competing...because our local games are invariably on one of the hotter summer weekends...but then, he was a handsome guy, anyway.

The pipers tend to congregate down by the dancers....certain dancers always collected a small crowd of pipers. Dono what that was about...all that jumping up and down...

Qingdai

08-15-2009, 08:27 AM

I love the highland games!

Of course nothing says kinky like black leather.

Something for the Firefly and Pitch Black fans:
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/1/6/5/0/celeb-nathanfillion.jpg

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/1/6/5/0/celeb-vin-diesel.jpg

Ensign Steve

08-15-2009, 04:44 PM

Hubba hubba!

Garnet

08-15-2009, 06:01 PM

Leather kilts?

Oh....

my.....

:vapours:

erimir

08-17-2009, 08:50 AM

I don't get the thing with kilts. They're not usually very flattering...

The Firefly guy in particular... I'm not seeing how that's making his body look better.

Ensign Steve

08-17-2009, 01:56 PM

I don't get the thing with kilts. They're not usually very flattering...

The Firefly guy in particular... I'm not seeing how that's making his body look better.

White leotards are almost never flattering, either. The fact that someone can pull one off usually means they have a flawless body.

http://gedblog.com/wp-content/uploads/padme_full.jpg

I think the kilt works on the same principle.

Miisa

08-17-2009, 02:32 PM

Also, I think there is a kilt-wearer's gene. It works on Scots, but rarely on others.

Demimonde

08-17-2009, 04:58 PM

There are exceptions ...

http://www.dressedtokilt.com/img/ny2009photos/runway_33.jpg

http://www.dressedtokilt.com/img/ny2009photos/runway_98.jpg

http://www.dressedtokilt.com/img/ny2009photos/D2K09_DamienWoodyNYJets_2.jpg

Miisa

08-17-2009, 05:24 PM

I argue that they are True Scotsmen™

viscousmemories

08-17-2009, 05:33 PM

It saddens me that kilts are so popular with you ladies; I think they look utterly ridiculous.

Demimonde

08-17-2009, 05:34 PM

Miisa, I think you just identified the ad hot principle...

:giggle:

Miisa

08-17-2009, 05:38 PM

the ad hot principle...

:lol:

erimir

08-17-2009, 09:41 PM

http://www.dressedtokilt.com/img/ny2009photos/runway_98.jpgHe looks good in spite of the kilt, not because of it. It's making him look shorter and squatter, but not enough to make him unattractive.

He'd look better in something else.

Chris Porter

08-17-2009, 09:46 PM

yea, tighty whities.

Qingdai

08-17-2009, 09:52 PM

erimir

08-17-2009, 10:48 PM

I'm not opposed to men in skirts per se, but I think that kilts in particular are almost never flattering.

I'm certain there are other skirt-like garments for men that are more flattering.

Garnet

08-17-2009, 11:38 PM

I can't explain why I likes 'em.

I just does.

:pant:

erimir

08-18-2009, 12:10 AM

Maybe you like em short and squat, so for you that is enhancing.

Dingfod

08-18-2009, 12:15 AM

I'm certain there are other skirt-like garments for men that are more flattering.Maybe not:

http://www.keffyroots.com/images/Cholias%20wpe5.jpg

livius drusus

08-20-2009, 09:37 PM

I think kilts are flattering on large men. On models they look goofy, but they drape nicely with a little heft behind them.

The Lone Ranger

09-04-2009, 12:00 AM

I wear my kilt on formal occasions (which are pretty rare), and to the Highland Games. I think it's much more comfortable than most other formal wear.

Years ago, at the Grandfather Mountain Highland Games, some guy came up to me and said, "If I looked like that, I'd be a Scot, too."

I think it was meant as a complement, but I'm not entirely certain what he meant.

I have blue eyes, and I'm told that my tartan goes well with them ...

http://www.lochcarron.com/reiver/T-U/thb.jpg

Cheers,

Michael

godfry n. glad

09-04-2009, 01:41 AM

The only occasion I've worn a kilt to was the Bobby Burns Night Dinner. It was a borrowed Royal Stewart....I didn't get much sleep that night.

I now own my own kilt, but I've yet to wear it to any occasion.

I'm told that I look more Irish than Scots, but I think that's just stereotypes. My Scots heritage friends tell me that with the wheaten hair, red beard, grey-blue eyes, and scads of freckles, I certainly have sufficient number of morpholigical qualifiers. It's there...on all sides. Lowland Scots, mostly.

My kilt plaid is also blue...

http://www.mytartan.com/Tartans/Light/Clergy%20Ancient%20tartan.jpg

godfry n. glad

09-04-2009, 01:44 AM

I'm certain there are other skirt-like garments for men that are more flattering.Maybe not:

http://www.keffyroots.com/images/Cholias%20wpe5.jpg

Ding...I didn't know you liked ballet!

Ensign Steve

09-04-2009, 02:10 PM

Oompa Loopma Doopady Doo
http://www.keffyroots.com/images/Cholias%20wpe5.jpg

godfry n. glad

09-04-2009, 04:02 PM

Kilts are sort of romantic.
I think I could argue that most of the high heels and short skirts women don aren't that flattering either. However, the idea of what is under the kilt with easy access is part of the appeal. Plus guys who aren't too afraid of their masculinity to wear a skirt are extra hot.

So...'easy access' to 'what is under the kilt' is part of the attraction? I guess it's not the same 'what' that is accessible through the zipper, huh? I'm curious, because I wonder if leaving one's zipper down will elicit the same response.

Cliche Guevara

06-26-2010, 01:18 PM

For the "guests" here. They need new pics.

You're welcome. :)

http://www.fotoflingscotland.co.uk/2005/thornton/e2cf383ad

http://richardfindlay.zenfolio.com/img/v4/p44998124-4.jpg

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4017/4329619357_a38ddc63d7.jpg

http://i515.photobucket.com/albums/t354/aka-Fig/the%20Kilt/Kilt.jpg

livius drusus

11-23-2010, 07:12 AM

Dear noobs who register solely to view the attachments itt,

I have some bad news. It seems that the Scottish Tartans Authority doesn't think much of your tastes. "Childish and unhygienic (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/scotland/8149592/Draught-guidance-a-kilt-need-underwear.html)" are the words they used. Now I call that hurtful. Hurtful and gratuitous.

Tartans Authority director Brian Wilton said kilt wearers should have the "common sense" to realise they should wear underwear beneath their country's national dress.

He said "The idea that you are not a real Scot unless you are bare under your kilt should be thrown into the same wastepaper basket as the idea that you're not a real Scot unless you put salt on your porridge.

"People should not be browbeaten into believing that nonsense. Just because Highlanders wore nothing in the days before Y-fronts were invented doesn't mean that we, in the 21st Century, should wear nothing too.

"Sending children up chimneys is traditional too, but we don't do it now and the same should apply to wearing nothing under a kilt.

I think that means that every time you fap to this thread, you're exploiting a Victorian child. But fear not, there is a resistance brewing. Really more of a civil rights movement, I'd say, given what's at stake here.

Inverness-based kilt maker Ian Chisholm, a spokesman for the Scottish Kilt Makers' Association, said: "The tradition of no underwear being worn was a stipulation of Scottish military regulation.

"To say it is unhygienic is wrong. The freedom of movement is healthy. We always tell customers to wear nothing under the kilt if everything is in good working order."

JoeP

11-23-2010, 04:13 PM

Inverness-based kilt maker Ian Chisholm, a spokesman for the Scottish Kilt Makers' Association, said: "The tradition of no underwear being worn was a stipulation of Scottish military regulation."

A military regulation?

:think:

Equipment inspection!
:drillsgt:

Doctor X

11-23-2010, 07:19 PM

I think that means that every time you fap to this thread, you're exploiting a Victorian child.

That is awesome.

--J.D.

mulebear

11-24-2010, 01:13 AM

Sonoma Bear has a very good friend who lives in California. The friend is a New York Jew who moved to California and became a Quaker. He is a doctor who runs a multilingual family practice, weighs 350 lbs, has long red hair that reaches to his ass, AND he likes to wear kilts.

Put that in your brain and smoke it.

The kilt wearing is the least of his eccentricities.

Qingdai

11-24-2010, 03:07 AM

My brother-in-law is an air traffic controller up in Alaska. Apparently since they instituted formal business dress, even though he is in a highly secure ain't-nobody-getting-in part of the tower. So he went to the ancestral dress of his family, and wears a kilt.
That's not the oddest part, the oddest part is he wears it while driving his Segway through Anchorage's "bad part of town" to get to work.