The Onion's 300th Anniversary

[Petra]

http://www.theonion.com/2056-06-22/


:)

[Shake]

Brilliant! :cheers:

[viscousmemories]

There's just no end to the funny at The Onion. :laugh:

We Need a Fourth Law of Robotics: Stop Fingering my Wife

Here's something I don't understand: We can develop a robot sturdy enough to mine the Saturnine moon Enceladus, strong enough to withstand the fierce ionic winds and burst through the 40 meters of scorched onyx that covers the planet, and smart enough to collect the vital crystals from amidst all the worthless rock, but the designers at USR labs can't figure out how to stop them from finger-banging my wife?

[Lauri D]

Still laughing over the "James" Anchower editorial. :giggles:

[HighOnHotSauce]

This site has always been a favorite of mine.

[Crumb]

This site has always been a favorite of mine.
Me too, and The Onion is pretty good, too. :giggles:

[viscousmemories]

The Onion is actually a free print newspaper in some parts of the country. I used to sit at the bar and read it every Thursday night after work when I lived in Chicago. :yup:

[HighOnHotSauce]

This site has always been a favorite of mine.
Me too, and The Onion is pretty good, too. :giggles:

Yeah but not as good as this one. :wink:

[JoeP]

I had to laugh at this box:
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