10 random smilies stories.

[Crumb]

Use the "10 random smilies!" search to generate ten smilies and then make a story using all of the smilies it give you. This oughta be fun.

Here I go:

I was on my way from :ca: to :philippin when I discovered I was being followed. :stalker: I tried to remain calm. :yipes: and make my escape :climbing: but I alerted my stalker. :doh: So I turned to confront him. :ffdis: He tricked me with a :feint: and then with his right turned me into a :rooster:. I will never speak of this again. :silenced:

No doubt any of you could do better. :popcorn:

[Joshua Adams]

In the small town of Whoville, :elsalvador:, a Who family had just put up their :xmastree:. After they went to bed, none other than :mrfreeze: slid down the chimney, intent on stealing Christmas :heh:. As he stuffed the tree up the chimney, a small child awoke, and :mrfreeze: sent him back to bed with a glass of :rootbeer:. He also cleaned out the fridge, and ate the :steak: there, just to be a dick. Just then, :aragorn: busted through the window, ready to kick some ass. :mrfreeze: was all like :innocent: and :aragorn: was all like Fuck that shit, and they dueled to the death. And then a :snake: ate a :squirrel: for some reason. The end.

[Crumb]

:appl:

I didn't even think of repeating a smilie like that. Thanks for posting. :pleased:

[Ymir's blood]

In the fading light of a bygone day,
in his easy chair a man of thirty three
would rest himself in his favorite way
eating Cheetos and watching :weirdtv:

The hour grew late as the minutes flew
He viewed a show on cloning :sheep:
First it's one and then tis two
Count them all and fall asleep.

A :runwolf: through the kitchen flies
In :guineabissau: the :bk: does reign.
:godfry: lives while a :gangster2: dies
:pacpinky: dances :intherain:.

The eyelids are open now.
a :ffstare: greets empty space
The nightly visions he must disavow
and awaken to a more mundane place.

[pescifish]

Use the "10 random smilies!" search to generate ten smilies and then make a story using all of the smilies it give you. This oughta be fun.Fun indeed!

Psssst... Random Smilie thread (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=536) inspired by this post (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=8164#post8164)

ETA:
Down by the sea one day, Sally was enjoying her visit with a local (and very friendly) :seaturt:.

Billy was walking the beach, looking for trouble but he had no luck so far in finding random mischief. Frustrated, he :kickscan: (he could have picked it up and thrown it in the trash, but no, he wasn't that sort of nice boy). He came upon Sally and decided to join her as she made a nice sand castle. Of course being the little :snake: that he was (evidenced by a particularly malicious act of :fart: ) it was not long before the inevitable: :bully:.

Sally rewarded him with a good :slap: and a general :police:.
Billy, somewhat smitten, gave her a piece of gum, but not in a very nice way at all :gum:.
:slap: again!
Undaunted, he offered some smoke and soon they were both :fly2:.
They were not at all surprised when they saw :storkboy:. The stork dropped the baby and it was snapped up by the :seaturt: who ate it all in one gulp!! **

** [Ed.] It wasn't really a baby, silly, they were stoned out of their fucking minds! It was just a dumbass seagull carrying a fish. Sheesh.

[Crumb]

Psssst...
Random Smilie thread inspired by this post
That was before my time. :baby: I came up with it all on my own. :innocent:

[pescifish]

Check out some of the stories, if you didn't get a chance to read them back when you ...uhm... posted in that thread. :wink: It had mutated by then, so I'm guessing you missed 'em. :10: I'm hoping maddog sees this thread and gives us some more of her wonderful 10 random smilies stories!

[Crumb]

I posted in that thread... :caught:

[Legs]

Psssst...
Random Smilie thread inspired by this post
That was before my time. :baby: I came up with it all on my own. :innocent:

I posted on that thread... and you were here before me :chin:

[Crumb]

I didn't realize that was the same thread. When I was reading it they weren't using the random smiley generator, at least not that I ever new. They were just writing stories with smilies. I assumed this was a different thread and didn't read beyond the first page after following the link here. Oh well. Gimme another story. :whipping:

[Crumb]

An old Jedi named :obiwan: was celebrating a recent victory with his dancing :parrot: , :drunk: :yes!: :blowme: when a :muskteer: accidentally :bump:ed into him. :obiwan: in his :drunk:en state became very angry! :shutup: :obiwan: stabbed and killed the poor :muskteer:. :obiwan: drug the carcass of the :muskteer: into the trees and began digging, but he was :bump:ed by his dancing :parrot: and fell in the :muskteer:'s grave. :gravedig: :doh-sign:

Man I suck at this... Just wanted to :bump: this thread. :blowme:

[Fencesitter]

As :maggie: hung out in her crib, she was all :peace2: listening to her :ipod:

Then her :dopey: brother Bart decided to :watch: the TV, with a ;) and a smile to his little sister. He was just in time to see Batman meet up with the evil :tpenguin: and his band of :legolas: in the land of :nauru: .

:maggie: was so upset that her :peace2: was interrupted, she kicked Bart in the :cancan2:, with a ;) and a smile back.

[Fencesitter]

Can you use more than the 10 smilies because that one I just posted has a lot of words that could be smilies?

Fence

[Sweetie]

Where's the "ten random smilie search?"

[livius drusus]

It's in the "Search type" dropdown menu, Sweetie.

http://www.freethought-forum.com/livius/random.jpg

[Crumb]

It is in the third box down "Search Type".

You are supposed to use just your ten random smilies Fence.

[ceptimus]

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/misc.php?do=&wysiwyg=0&do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=0&select_category=&userkeywords=&search_type=random

[Crumb]

Thanks, liv! :pleased:

[livius drusus]

No, no... Thank you. :giggle:

[Crumb]

:eyebrow2:

[livius drusus]

Just a little rococo courtesy for ya, Crumbles. No reason for it other than sheer amusement. :hugpop:

[Crumb]

:glomp2:

[Fencesitter]

This thread was fun, so I got permission from Crumb to dig it up again.


:cletus:, being a :spluto: , wanted to get :lei: 'ed. Having no prospects on the horizon, he called on the :fairy: to provide one for him. The fairy dropped down :ironsds: from the sky. He invited her over to :snuggle: and they ended up :sex: despite them getting along like :sp: . After he :blowhorn: , they ended up calling a truce and went to the monster truck races :tiefighter: .

Now. . . isn't that romantic?!
(Hey, those are the smilies I was given!)

Fence

[livius drusus]

:cletus: and :ironsds: riding the carnal carousel... Only in 10 random smileyland. :laugh:

Great job, Fence. :thumbup:

[Crumb]

I got permission from Crumb to dig it up again.
Like you need my permission. Great job!

[curses]

Once upon a time in the far away land of :mp: lived a :crusader:. He enjoyed living there, it was a beautiful place filled with many hot foreign women. However, he felt that there was something more to life, something he was missing by spending his whole life on one place. After much internal debate, he decided to leave the islands of :mp: to seek adventure in unknown territory. Grabbing his maps, sextant, book, telescope, and :teddy:, the :crusader: went to the dock to barter for a boat and provisions. (:teddy: is worth a lot, he's a rare item)

Finding a small ship that he thought would suit his purpose, the :crusader: set sail. He sailed for many days, never sighting land. He began to :worry: the ship, wondering if perhaps this was a bad idea. navigation had never been a strong point for him. "Well," he spoke aloud to nobody in particular, "at least the seas have been smooth, and the winds strong. Things seem to be going well. The fish are plentiful, and the stars are wondrous, never a cloud in sight."

This, however, was about to change. It started with a cloud in the sky. Just a lonely little thing. Soon the others began to congregate with the first. The sea became choppy, and the winds did blow. The :crusader: became :verysick:. All through the night, the lightning flashed and thunder boomed, and there was no rest for the :crusader:. He fought and tumbled and fought some more to stay upright and in control of his little ship in the tempest. All this to no avail, he was blown far offcourse.

After the storm subsided, the exhausted but otherwise safe :crusader: noticed something odd; out of place on the blue sea. At first he thought his telescope was :foggy:, so he cleaned the lens. But no, it was true! Dry land! He turned his sails into the wind and set out towards the sliver of tan on the horizon.

The ship drifted up to the beach about half an hour later. Jumping off the deck in anticipation of the adventure, the :crusader: noticed some odd artifacts scattered along the sand. They were :cune:. "What an odd thing." thought the weary :crusader:, as he picked one up to study it closer. "What are these funny marks?" he wondered aloud. To his amazement, there was an answer!

It was another :crusader:, years older than he! "What you've found is an old shopping list written in clay by this land's previous inhabitants. Here, let me read it to you:" the wizened :crusader: began to list off bread, milk, and other sundries. ":whogives:" thought the younger. "I want treasure maps and scrolls of wisdom, not someone's cupboard contents."

"Excuse me," he queried the elder, "can you tell me where I may find my fortune?"

"No :dice:" said the elder. There's nothing on this island. I should know as I've been here for many years. I've searched and searched, nothing but clay tablets and sand, and :angro: :angro: :angro:."

":angro: ? Why, that's a FANTASTIC find!" exclaimed the younger :crusader: "Let's gather up as many as we can, and head to my home of :mp:. There's a huge tourist industry there, and we'd be rich for sure! What a rare thing, these :angro: s."

The old :crusader: pondered, and he agreed that this was a good plan. He was sick of this bloody island anyways. So the two gathered all the :angro: they could carry, and set sail for :mp:.

Everything was going well, but then the :angro:s mutinied, killed the :crusader:s, and sank the ship.

The end.

(sorry it got a bit long, I couldn't help myself.)

[Crumb]

:bow2:

Great story!

[JoeP]

It's the long :knight: of the :angro:s

[livius drusus]

That rocked. :10:

[fragment]

minus, that was sheer brilliance! Thank you, I shall dream of :angro: tonight.

[Fencesitter]

Great story, sad ending. :D

Fence

[Ymir's blood]

Never get off the boat indeed, especially not when mangoes are involved.

Random smilie stories. It's always nice to see one of my ideas come to life, though it's almost always someone else doing the actualization.

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Once upon a time in a land far away there was a sad young :ferret:. He'd fallen madly in love with an mink who said she'd be forever true. In truth however, she was just a weasel from :id:

:qarrr: cried :ferret: and stricken with grief and shame, the poor fellow tried to end his life, but failed miserably, :hangnhit: being cut down by a viscacha exchange student from :oman: . "That :poser: isn't worth this," cried his sagacious friend. :qthanks: said the :ferret:, "all she ever did was go on :shopping: with a :ddino: Drying his tears, the two friends sat down and watched the :pram:, finding joy in absurd humor.

[Crumb]

:chuckle:

[Fencesitter]

Cool story, Ymir's Blood.

It sounds like you--it has humor, sadness and viscachas. :yup:

Fence

[Ymir's blood]

Bogwort was a young man who loved computers. However computers did not love him. No matter what he tried, all he ever got was the :bsod: and this saddened him greatly. After years of failing computer class :badgrade: , he finally decided to visit the wise old viscacha who dwelt beyond the burning desert of :burundi:. Across the burning deserts traveled our hero, scorched by the :ssun: and frozen by the night winds. For many days the young stalwart traveled until he at last reached the sacred cave. :bowing: politely to the sage creature, he asked how his troubles might be ended. Taking a long drag on his pipe, Tigger the viscacha (not to be confused with the not so sagacious :tigger: the tiger ) replied, "many years ago at your christening, your mother was rude to a fairy used car salesman named :moe:. This character is well known for shady dealings and impersonation of religious icons. To avenge the slight, he has laid a curse upon you. The only way to be free is to throw the :monalisa: into the :volcano: in which it was forged.

Now our hero was in a moral :quagmire:. He could either live a life with :badgrade: and :bsod: or deprive the world of one of its greatest treasures :monalisa:. Finally, after much agonizing thought, he realized that viscacha's were native to South America, not Africa. The false sage was then revealed to be :moe:, who was quickly thrown into the :volcano:, thus ending the curse and our story.

[koan]

While eating an :eggplant: I was struck by a sudden need to know the source of all evil. I tried :google: but to no avail. So off I went to :la: . Aside from some questionable attire I was far from discovering my goal. :belgium: yielded no further results and I grew weary. Being a :virgo: I pressed on to :northernireland: where some documents pointed to a small :grtemple: Excited, I hopped the first plane. On arrival I was met by a :ninja3: who tried to block my path. :EnGarde: I will not die easily! We fought a cunning battle in which my ability to blow smoke rings proved to be the defeat of the :ninja3: whose disappearing trick was not as clever as he thought. Eager to reveal the answer to my pressing mystery, I discovered, deep in a pit at the back of the :grtemple: , the lair of :clayface: The evil mire of earthen malformity grinned at me, a gesture that could chill the toes of a polar bear. I felt the :eggplant: gurgling back up from my stomach and ran out of the :grtemple: with my life flashing before my eyes. The horror of what I discovered blanked my mind of all I had learned in my search and any probing of my memories comes out all Greek to me.

[wei yau]

Are you sure your wife is okay with this?
:daphne: :painter:



Sure, babe. She's cool.
:smugnod:



Mother was right about you!
:manhater:



:asskick:



And I didn't even get to see that chick naked
:darn: :crab: :worker:



Sir, that was my sister! Now, hold my hat while I kick your ass!
:tiphat2:



It's just not safe in this city anymore
:khelmet:

[curses]

I completely forgot about this thread! Nice stories, y'all. I like the way you've done yours wei yau.

Yb, how'd you manage 3 seperate cartoon characters in your random smiley lot?

[Ymir's blood]

Yb, how'd you manage 3 seperate cartoon characters in your random smiley lot?
It's all in the reflexes.

Just be glad the flags aren't showing up the way they used to. Try building a story when half of the selections are flags. :eek:

[maddog]

One day at Hogwarts, :draco: was at breakfast in the Great Hall.

The :ra: poured in. "Rats!" thought :draco: , "where are clouds and gloom when you need them?"

Over at the Gryffindor table, he saw Ron and Hermione :kisshand:

":nojustno: " He thought to himself.

He was so enraged, he could hardly concentrate on his :pancake:

"I hope she suffers the pain of :selket: !" :draco: :whisper: to his pals, Crabbe and Goyle.

:whisper: together, they began to :hatch: :plotting: against the Gryffindors.

Goyle and Crabbe were so pleased with the :plotting: that they turned a :cartwheel: on their way back to the Slytherin common room.


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