Welcome Back, JoeP

[livius drusus]

Did you have a nice vacation? What smilies best describe your adventures of the past week? Was it more of :fishing: :surfing: kind of time, or more of a :cheers: :popcorn2: thing?

[JoeP]

/me feels loved
:D

New posts: 700
:eek:
And this is after I've read a ton of them


What smilies best describeNow, this is exactly my point. You think I'll browse through your 968 (as last reported) smilies, page by grindingly-slow-over-here page, to find the ones that describe :walking: walking, :fire2: log fires, :gnoshing: eating, :argue: an argument or two, :yawn: lots of rest and :read: reading. My daughter played a bit of :tennis: tennis and on the :trampol: trampoline.

No way. :glare:

[livius drusus]

/me giggles
So get on it with that keyword thing, then! What do you want: server space, unlimited databases, a clean vBulletin install and a pair of Swedish twins in bikinis serving drinks from their cleavage?

P.S. - Here's rest :snore:

[livius drusus]

Now, this is exactly my point. You think I'll browse through your 968 (as last reported) smilies <snip>....

:cough:1007 :cough:

[Farren]

Hey Joe where did you go? I wasn't even aware you were gone (although I admit I haven't been around much at all till the last two days)

[JoeP]

To a comfortable chalet in Garden Castle, at the Underberg end of the 'berg (turn right at Howick and go 150km). Should get photos tomorrow. Should be able to upload about one photo a day dammit

[Farren]

That's a beautiful part of the world. I spent my preteen years in Pietermaritzburg and my folks had friends out there. Nice.

[JoeP]

(although I admit I haven't been around much at all till the last two days)
That's true.

But you are clearly not the real Farren - except in the historical fiction thread, your posts have been short. This is unheard of. Who are you really?

[Farren]

Caught out! OK I have to admit...

I am Farren's Left Testicle








Sorry I couldn't resist. Did you ever watch those old programs (I am Joes Stomach, I am Mary's Heart and so on)?

[livius drusus]

That's a pretty dextruous lefty ya got there, Farren.

[Farren]

He often goes to Kung Fu classes while I'm spending time on my computer. IOW, don't ever try kicking me in the balls.

[pescifish]

I am Farren's Left Testicle
and
He often goes to Kung Fu classes while I'm spending time on my computer. IOW, don't ever try kicking me in the balls.
Good thinking on your testicle's part considering the nut crunching pug in your household!

[JoeP]

Bollock.

[viscousmemories]

Did you ever watch those old programs (I am Joes Stomach, I am Mary's Heart and so on)?
I haven't seen any such programs, but there's a reference to some books of that style in Fight Club. I thought they'd made it up.