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Leesifer
09-01-2005, 09:29 PM
There I was happily opening a nice bottle of rioja, just pulling the foil from the top of the bottle, ready to insert the corkscrew and wait for the satisfying sound of the cork being pulled from the bottle when ....
ow ow ow ow
the foil sliced open the skin on my finger.
:gore:
curses
09-01-2005, 09:37 PM
*cringe*
Foil/paper cuts are the worst. I think they qualify as a form of torture in some countries.
Skep :rarrow: :pat: :larrow: leesifer
livius drusus
09-01-2005, 09:42 PM
Oh well... At least it's red wine you bled into. :giggle:
You wanna know what's a wicked cut? The cut you get from the serrated cutting strip on a box of tinfoil. Youuuuch! :firstaid:
Veritas
09-01-2005, 10:15 PM
Vinegar is good for sterilising paper cut wounds.
Leesifer
09-01-2005, 10:21 PM
You wanna know what's a wicked cut? The cut you get from the serrated cutting strip on a box of tinfoil. Youuuuch! :firstaid:
:comfort:
Ymir's blood
09-01-2005, 11:02 PM
Look on the bright side, at least you have something handy to dull the pain.
Leesifer
09-01-2005, 11:05 PM
Pain, what pain. :vin:
freemonkey
09-01-2005, 11:12 PM
Owowowowowowowowowowwwwwww!
I work with big rolls of paper daily, and when I first started this job I cut myself on it every damn time I changed the roll. Fuck-Ing-Ouch! I'm way more careful now.
will try to avoid talking about the stupid, oddly shaped serrated bread knife I cut myself with every damn time I use it, but still have not got rid of. :doh:
Godwhacker
09-01-2005, 11:15 PM
Its not quite a paper cut, but I do notice that many times when I open a new bottle of soda, the plastic cap retainer thingy (I don't know the technical name) sometimes has a sharp edge which has cut into my skin, leaving a nice cut.
You would think they could come up with something a little less prickly to sabotage one's cola enjoyment...
Fencesitter
09-01-2005, 11:18 PM
the foil sliced open the skin on my finger.
Yow, that made me cringe.
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