Farren
09-08-2004, 11:31 PM
I came across this thread on the modding forums for the game Morrowind and it made me chuckle so I thought I'd share:
Gold_Dragon
What happened?
GreenEyedYam
He's working on it. It'll be done when it's done. Patience...
Miral007
JDG Was hit by a speeding U-Haul truck. He flipped over the truck and landed in the open trailer it was towing. He was then driven to Mexico and fed illegal drugs and tequilla until he passed out. The mexican mafia then desstroyed his video card and cut off his fingers and sent him back home
Gold_Dragon
I KNOW your joking.
GreenEyedYam
That's a fabrication. It was a Ryder truck, he landed on the roof, he was driven to Canada, he was fed reindeer and whiskey, and French seperatists from Quebec wrecked his video card and cut off his toes. I hear he was rescued by Mounties and will resume modding as soon as he sobers up and gets a new video card.
Those are the facts. I was there. Oh, and reindeer tastes like chicken.
B0Bvorius
He has been abducted by aliens who are conducting experiments on him as we speak! THEY WANT TO KNOW OUR MODDING SECRETS!
I'm happy i stashed torches and pitchforks now.
Cow_Guru
I used them all up when we found out what Steve was doing with the Banana and the loaf of yeasty, yeasty bread in January.
Cow_Guru
Or possibly he's merely taking longer than expected...
Miral007
It was Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Candle Stick.
chaosblade
Correct, God damn you, you always win.
On a side note i have just one thing to say, and i just said it.
Gold_Dragon
What happened?
GreenEyedYam
He's working on it. It'll be done when it's done. Patience...
Miral007
JDG Was hit by a speeding U-Haul truck. He flipped over the truck and landed in the open trailer it was towing. He was then driven to Mexico and fed illegal drugs and tequilla until he passed out. The mexican mafia then desstroyed his video card and cut off his fingers and sent him back home
Gold_Dragon
I KNOW your joking.
GreenEyedYam
That's a fabrication. It was a Ryder truck, he landed on the roof, he was driven to Canada, he was fed reindeer and whiskey, and French seperatists from Quebec wrecked his video card and cut off his toes. I hear he was rescued by Mounties and will resume modding as soon as he sobers up and gets a new video card.
Those are the facts. I was there. Oh, and reindeer tastes like chicken.
B0Bvorius
He has been abducted by aliens who are conducting experiments on him as we speak! THEY WANT TO KNOW OUR MODDING SECRETS!
I'm happy i stashed torches and pitchforks now.
Cow_Guru
I used them all up when we found out what Steve was doing with the Banana and the loaf of yeasty, yeasty bread in January.
Cow_Guru
Or possibly he's merely taking longer than expected...
Miral007
It was Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Candle Stick.
chaosblade
Correct, God damn you, you always win.
On a side note i have just one thing to say, and i just said it.