Ahem

[ManM]

http://forum.iamnotageek.com/attach17489.partysmiley.gif
http://forum.iamnotageek.com/attach17493.whack.gif

:D

[livius drusus]

Surely you're not suggesting I upload that unnatural freak to my precious, precious hoard, are you? :hahaha:

[wei yau]

We do have standards to maintain, you know.

:hmph:

[ManM]

Ok, maybe not so much with the freak. But what about the stick bapping smiley? I didn't find it here. Get on it, or else I'll send the ninja squad!!!!

:ninja:
:giggles:

[livius drusus]

Hmm... Well... It is a mutilation of a Fool original, and I do like Fool's work. I'll consider it, ManM, but know this: if it does make it into the hoard, it will not be as you see it now. It clearly needs some restoration.

:ninja2:

[ManM]

My ninja can take your ninja out. Fear. Or else I'll be forced to get a stick. http://forum.iamnotageek.com/attach17493.whack.gif

[livius drusus]

Posting non-native smilies repeatedly is a hangin' crime round heah, padner, especially when used as a threat. :draw:

[ManM]

Bring it!
http://forum.iamnotageek.com/attach17482.shot.gif
:popcorn:

[livius drusus]

:puke: Utter vileness. How you could prefer something so primitive and crappy to :catfight: , :boxers:, :brawl:, :gore:, :shutup: or even :pillow: or :pied:, I just don't know.

[ManM]

Ah, you and and your superior artistry. I remain undaunted! My barbarian ways shall prevail!
ManM smash!
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/waffen/violent-smiley-012.gif

[livius drusus]

Okay that's it.

ManM :rarrow: :abitmuch: :larrow: liv

[Fencesitter]

Ew, ew, ew. Is this what happens when people practice too much asceticism? River dance freaks? Violent animations? :D

Let me just say that I'm glad that livius drusus is in charge of the smilie hoard :thankee: and not ManM. :feint:


Fence

[ManM]

ManM :rarrow: http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/engel/angel-smiley-002.gif :eek: :larrow: liv

[wei yau]

My eyes! My eyes! Damn these eyes!

This brings to mind that IIDB thread with all of the horrific smileys. I echo Fence's sentiment, thank all that is good in this world for liv.

[ManM]

Real smilies are done in Paint. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/aetsch/cheeky-smiley-004.gif

/me ducks.

[wei yau]

If I'm not mistaken, our resident onanist, Crumb, created this wondrous smiley using only Paint. It's a poor workman who blames his tools.

:trainrek:

[Fencesitter]

Real smilies are done in Paint. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/aetsch/cheeky-smiley-004.gif

* ManM ducks.

Hey, this is your LIV post.
---------------------------------------------------------------

Yack! That smilie looks like it's on drugs. . . and not in a good way.

Fence

[livius drusus]

Even that little ugly-ass angel, small and insignificant though it may be, gives me hives. :scaredbaby:

[Dingfod]

No wonder I don't like smileys.

[Crumb]

our resident onanist, Crumb
:eyebrow2:

[wei yau]

our resident onanist, Crumb
:eyebrow2:

If this (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4291) isn't self-love, then I don't know what is...

[Crumb]

That my friend was a joke. :hmph:

[wei yau]

And a damned good one.

The main point of my post in this thread is that you made one helluva wondrous smiley using only Paint.

:kssmyass:

[Crumb]

:cheerful: Thanks eldar. Though it is imporatant to note that I did not make the original :train2:

[godfry n. glad]

My ninja can take your ninja out. Fear. Or else I'll be forced to get a stick. http://forum.iamnotageek.com/attach17493.whack.gif

Okay, liv... I have to admit I like this one.

However, I think it can be improved.

I like the fact that the victim smiley is looking up, as though oogling something. So, I think it'd have a lot more humor value if the stick were replaced with a rolling pin and the perpatrator smiley given a hairbow.

It'd be great for posting pix with prurient and lascivious content.

[godfry n. glad]

My ninja can take your ninja out. Fear. Or else I'll be forced to get a stick. http://forum.iamnotageek.com/attach17493.whack.gif

Okay, liv... I have to admit I like this one.

However, I think it can be improved.

I like the fact that the victim smiley is looking up, as though oogling something. So, I think it'd have a lot more humor value if the stick were replaced with a rolling pin and the perpatrator smiley given a hairbow.

It'd be great for posting with pix with prurient and lascivious content.

[livius drusus]

I think it's a combination of these, godfry: :rock: :poke: which is why it's a little weird in the details. I like your lascivious modification. Let me see what I can do. :think:

[Crumb]

So right he had to say it twice.

[ManM]

I think it's a combination of these, godfry: :rock: :poke: which is why it's a little weird in the details. I like your lascivious modification. Let me see what I can do. :think:
w00t! http://images.nasioc.com/forums/images/smilies/discomonkey.gif The disco monkey approves!

[livius drusus]

I'm warning you: one more non-native smiley and the deal is off, young man. :glare:

[godfry n. glad]

I think it's a combination of these, godfry: :rock: :poke: which is why it's a little weird in the details. I like your lascivious modification. Let me see what I can do. :think:

Hmmm... Neither of those have the victim looking upwards, like the little guy in the vignette which ManM posted up.

If it can be produced, I think it should be dedicated to Shake, our resident dirty old man.

[Leesifer]

liv, don't be badgered. I'm glad to see you using the :glare:

[godfry n. glad]

Um... I don't understand the irritation at all. I'd think it would be appropriate for ff denizens to introduce here in the Smiliedome smilies they'd seen or used elsewhere.

It's up to liv to judge the quick and the dead....with plenty of commentary from the peanut gallery, of course.

[livius drusus]

That's a fair point, but he's totally goading me with this mad glut of non-natives. I mean, that disco monkey is clearly a slap in my face. :narrow:

[Leesifer]

Um... I don't understand the irritation at all. I'd think it would be appropriate for ff denizens to introduce here in the Smiliedome smilies they'd seen or used elsewhere.

It's up to liv to judge the quick and the dead....with plenty of commentary from the peanut gallery, of course.

I was only joking, really, Godfrey. However, as part of the peanut gallery, we really can't have those hideous viking things.

[wei yau]

w00t! http://images.nasioc.com/forums/images/smilies/discomonkey.gif The disco monkey approves!


:gooduse:















:caught:

[livius drusus]

<img src="http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/glare.gif" width="100" height="100" title="Glare">

[wei yau]

wow.

That's the biggest glare that ever glared, I think.

[livius drusus]

<img src="http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/evillaugh.gif" width="190" height="100" title="Muahaha">
Fear me.

[godfry n. glad]

That's a fair point, but he's totally goading me with this mad glut of non-natives. I mean, that disco monkey is clearly a slap in my face. :narrow:

Aw... :cheerup:

Really, liv, the disco monkey is okay in my book (kinda cute, actually). I do agree with you about most of those hack jobs, though. ManM :rarrow: :stinky: :larrow: liv

[wei yau]

Really, liv, the disco monkey is okay in my book (kinda cute, actually).

Actually, if he didn't call it disco monkey I wouldn't have realized it was a monkey. It actually kinda reminds me of the dancing hamburger from "Better Off Dead"

[livius drusus]

ManM :rarrow: :stinky: :larrow: liv

Exactly! Have you ever seen such cruelty? :cryhome:

[ceptimus]

Can we add these to the hoard please liv? :wink:


http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/party/party-smiley-052.gif


http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/kao/otn/pheaven.gif



http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/mittelgrosse/medium-smiley-082.gif


(I stole these from the Annoying smilies thread (http://mu.nu/Forums/viewtopic.php?t=5081) on mu.nu - you probably have to be registered at Renata's World for that link to work)

[Ymir's blood]

Quick, someone get smelling salts and a stiff drink for livius! :eek:

[livius drusus]

<img src="http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/rolloverdead.gif" width="90" height="150" title="Too late">

[godfry n. glad]

(I stole these from the Annoying smilies thread (http://mu.nu/Forums/viewtopic.php?t=5081) on mu.nu - you probably have to be registered at Renata's World for that link to work)

And they were best left there.

My eyes! :rubeyes: My eyes!

I've witnessed not just one abomination, but three!

[Fencesitter]

ceptimus,

Seriously, those are painful. I'm not a big fan or critic of smilies, but wow.

Fence

[SharonDee]

:suckthumbscared:

[Leesifer]

:suckthumbscared:

It's OK, liv, won't let it happen. :suckthumb:

[Ymir's blood]

<img src="http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/rolloverdead.gif" width="90" height="150" title="Too late"><img src="http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/choices.gif" width="114" height="140" title="infernal administrator">
But is she in heaven or is she in hell?

[ManM]

I'm warning you: one more non-native smiley and the deal is off, young man. :glare:
º¿º Ok, ok, I'll be good. O:-)
I'll even make a peace offering. For you, liv: @}->----
There, all better?

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oo $ $ "$ o$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$o $$$o$$o$
"$$$$$$o$ o$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$o $$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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$$$$$$$$"$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$""""""""
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"$$$o """$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"$$" $$$
$$$o "$$""$$$$$$"""" o$$$
$$$$o o$$$"
"$$$$o o$$$$$$o"$$$$o o$$$$
"$$$$$oo ""$$$$o$$$$$o o$$$$""
""$$$$$oooo "$$$o$$$$$$$$$"""
""$$$$$$$oo $$$$$$$$$$
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:D :P :giggle: :caught:

[livius drusus]

Okay that's adorable. As a symbol of my forgiveness, I shall now glomp you. :alienglomp:

:ffgiggle:

[ManM]

Okay that's adorable. As a symbol of my forgiveness, I shall now glomp you. :alienglomp:

:ffgiggle:
Ouch. I guess I'll have to get my brains back somehow. Hmmm.. Hey you, get over here!
:zombieglomp:

[livius drusus]

Don't make me sick my offspring on you. :facehuggerglomp:

[ManM]

Don't make me sick my offspring on you. :facehuggerglomp:
Die aliens die! :lasergun:
Die zombies die! :zombieflomp:
Anyone else????? Disco monkey? You want some too????? :noid:

[livius drusus]

There, there, ManM. It's all going to be okay. Now tell me about your mother. :therapy:

[ManM]

There, there, ManM. It's all going to be okay. Now tell me about your mother. :therapy:
:narrow:

[Crumb]

Why don't you two just get it over with and kiss already! :kiss3:

:puke:

[livius drusus]

Don't you mean :snogsuck: ?

[godfry n. glad]

Die zombies die! :zombieflomp:

Hey!

I thought you had to hit them upside the head with a cricket bat.

[Legs]

liv, don't let him get your goat....

:chin: hmmmm do we have a goat smilie yet?

[livius drusus]

Erm... Um... Yes! :shifty:



Okay no. :tiptoe:

[Legs]

Thats okay liv :hugsmile:

[JoeP]

Can we add these to the hoard please liv? :wink:

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/party/party-smiley-052.gif


It's Mr Funny (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Men)! Yes, we should definitely load that one. :innocent2:

(I'm http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/Mr._Tickle.jpg)