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Widget
09-28-2005, 04:18 AM
1) a Dromedary is a one humped camel
2) a Bactrian is a two humped camel
3) a 3 humped camel would be called Humphrey
all camels shit triangular blocks...hence The Pyramids
Phuck the Pharoah!
:camel: :wornpyr:
Not tonight, I have my pyramid
viscousmemories
09-28-2005, 04:28 AM
Okaaaayy... set down the crack pipe and back away from the computer with your hands up.
Oh, and :welcome: to the FF, Widget.
Widget
09-28-2005, 04:48 AM
assuming the position, backed away with hands up, would make it almost impossible to type, unless you are male with a pointy pecker... which means no caps or 2 key moves ctrl alt del is out of the question as are smilies.
i don't do crack,
i smoke... you guessed it... camels
livius drusus
09-28-2005, 12:12 PM
I smoked Camel Wides once in college. It was all I could do not to throw up. I rode a Bactrian camel once in high school. That was fun.
Welcome to FF, Widget. :welcome1:
Dingfod
09-28-2005, 12:26 PM
They let camels attend high school?
livius drusus
09-28-2005, 12:33 PM
Foreign exchange program.
Everyone, widget is the luckiest man on earth....
he happens to be... my husband :beloved:
livius drusus
09-28-2005, 12:42 PM
That's so cool. I can't wait to see the camel dance thread. :wriggle:
Dingfod
09-28-2005, 12:43 PM
Everyone, widget is the luckiest man on earth....
he happens to be... my husband :beloved:Another illusion shattered.
He doesn't dance. Don't ask him.
Crumb
09-28-2005, 04:43 PM
:welcome3: widget! :cheerful:
viscousmemories
09-28-2005, 04:49 PM
Cool, I'm glad I wasn't mean to him. :innocent:
Leesifer
09-28-2005, 08:45 PM
Hello Widget. :wave:
Get thee to the limerick thread.
godfry n. glad
09-28-2005, 08:50 PM
1) a Dromedary is a one humped camel
2) a Bactrian is a two humped camel
3) a 3 humped camel would be called Humphrey
all camels shit triangular blocks...hence The Pyramids
Phuck the Pharoah!
What?
Wouldn't a camel without humps be called a Humphrey? A 3 humped camel would probably be called Satisfied.
Dingfod
09-28-2005, 09:35 PM
A 3 humped camel would be a Triumph.
A no humped camel would be a Llama
Dingfod
09-28-2005, 09:49 PM
No, godfry is right, it would be hump-free. Humphrey, get it?
Veritas
09-28-2005, 09:52 PM
A little boy went into his parents' bedroom and discovered some condoms. He asked his father what they were and, embarrassed, the man told him they were cigarette covers and the boy went away, quite happy.
A few days later the father realised he had run out of condoms, and, now that his son knew about them, he felt it was okay to send the boy to the shops for more supplies.
Once at the chemist's, the boy asked for some condoms and the chemist asked whether he wanted small, medium or large.
The boy replied, "Big enough to fit a camel."
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?"
The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."
"OK," said the son.
A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"
"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert."
"Thanks Mom," replies the son.
After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back?" The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods."
"That`s great Mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but Mom..."
"Yes, son?"
"Why the heck are we in the San Diego zoo?"
Dingfod
09-28-2005, 10:41 PM
A Captain in the French Foreign Legion was transferred to a remote desert outpost. On his first inspection tour he noticed a very raggedy looking camel tied up in back of the enlisted men's barracks.
He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".
The Sergeant replied "Sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, they have the camel."
The Captain said "Well if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been at the outpost for a few months the Captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "Bring me the camel!" The Sergeant shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters.
The Captain got up on a stool and proceeded to have sex with the camel. As he stepped down from the stool, and was fastening his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."
MooseIBe
09-29-2005, 05:00 PM
LOL great smiley!!
Shake
09-29-2005, 09:11 PM
I'm SO gonna live up to my title by posting this link (http://ctoe.bolt.com/womens.html). And that wasn't even what I was looking for.
Widget
09-29-2005, 10:54 PM
Just the gif I was looking for
Cheers!
A man has been sentenced to three months in jail after pleading guilty (http://gulfnews.com/Articles/NationNF.asp?ArticleID=184720) to charges of bestiality.
The camel involved in the case is to be put down in accordance with Islamic law.
Ymir's blood
10-08-2005, 03:15 AM
The camel involved in the case is to be put down in accordance with Islamic law.
That is the lamest excuse for a camel I've ever seen. If camels were fishes, that one would be a crappie. That camel would be more aptly called the 'shit of the desert.' That camel is so ugly its mother had to be blindfolded during nursing. When they were handing out humps, that camel got a dip.
That is the lamest excuse for a camel I've ever seen. If camels were fishes, that one would be a crappie. That camel would be more aptly called the 'shit of the desert.' That camel is so ugly its mother had to be blindfolded during nursing. When they were handing out humps, that camel got a dip.I actually went to article to see how ugly the camel was. :ffblush: Now I get it.
Widget is winging his way home to me as I type :pilot:
Leesifer
10-11-2005, 06:34 PM
:cheerful: Betchya can't wait to see him.
Crumb
10-11-2005, 07:25 PM
What a lucky guy.
:blush: Thanks crumb ~ I am a lucky girl
viscousmemories
10-11-2005, 11:33 PM
I actually went to article to see how ugly the camel was. :ffblush: Now I get it.
You took one for the team, Joe. I would've gone if you hadn't.
Widget teeing off in Turnberry
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St Andrews
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Dingfod
10-16-2005, 06:01 PM
What kind of camel is that?
What kind of camel is that?
My kinda camel, thats what kind :affection:
Dingfod
10-16-2005, 08:17 PM
I'm going to tell him you think he looks like a camel.
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