View Full Version : "Study" says women make men fat.
Dingfod
10-26-2005, 02:02 PM
My own informal study shows that women make men fat. I know I gained about 35 pounds in the first year of marriage because my wife only knew how to cook fried chicken and chicken-fried steaks, for a family of six. All I knew how to do was eat... and eat... and eat... times five or six. Realizing it happened to me, I've had the opportunity to observe single and married men in various work environments and other places over the last 29 years or so. Married men in general get fat, single men in general stay thin. Maybe my conclusion should be marriage makes people fat.
Veritas
10-26-2005, 02:07 PM
Or maybe you could cook for yourself? :chuckle:
I heard there was a study out that revealed wedding rings kill off the nerve endings that enable men to pick up dusters and wash dishes, too. As soon as they get hitched, they lose the ability...
I make men fat, I cook healthy food for them, all home made stuff, but because they didn't eat regularly before they gain weight :(
This wasn't a problem with the one I was engaged to as he was a speed freak so the weight gain was good.
Current one now has what looks like a beer belly, and we keep joking about when it's due, think some of his problem is age though, you know he's over 30 and they say it's difficult to keep it off after that ... I'm now NOT going to answer the phone just incase he reads this :couch:
Veritas
10-26-2005, 02:17 PM
She doesn't really have a boyfriend, she lies to make herself look desirable.
Dingfod
10-26-2005, 02:18 PM
It was working on me.
Bitch ... What can I say :shrug:
Dingfod
10-26-2005, 02:55 PM
Don't mince words, mince meat.
Ensign Steve
10-26-2005, 05:03 PM
Study says grilled-cheese sammiches are yummy.
Dingfod
10-26-2005, 05:06 PM
I concur with your latest study there, Ensign Steve. I'm having a bowl of homemade chili for lunch today. I think a grilled-cheese sammich would be very good with it, don't you?
Joshua Adams
10-27-2005, 02:33 AM
In my own study I noticed a 100% correlation of being fat with having interacted with women, ever. It might be the cooties.
Veritas
10-27-2005, 02:36 AM
In a recent study it was found that fat people are fat because they eat too much. Also, that Joaquin Phoenix is the best looking man on the planet.
Carnivale Ed
10-27-2005, 02:43 AM
I have a competing study that says fat people are phat and that Drew Carey is now the best looking man on the planet.
In my study, I have found that while being large bellied my man is the best looking man on the planet. :madlove:
Veritas
10-27-2005, 02:52 AM
In my study there is a secret passage to the conservatory.
Carnivale Ed
10-27-2005, 02:53 AM
He's not Drew Carey, is he?
Veritas
10-27-2005, 02:55 AM
In a new study just revealed, scientists have discovered that Xyza is a mentaller.
Oh bollocks again ... :darn:
Ensign Steve
10-27-2005, 03:08 AM
In a recent study it was found that fat people are fat because they eat too much. Also, that Joaquin Phoenix is the best looking man on the planet.
Was that the same study that showed that it is okay to have a hairlip if you also have piercing blue eyes? Because, yeah.
Veritas
10-27-2005, 03:10 AM
I believe that study was entitled, "DAMN he's hot! 99% of sane women would shag this man given half the chance", Ensign Steve.
Ensign Steve
10-27-2005, 03:20 AM
Yeah, totally include me in that 99%.
Veritas
10-27-2005, 03:26 AM
Get behind me in the queue, bitch. :giggle:
Dingfod
10-27-2005, 03:07 PM
Recent study shows threads like this are easily hijacked.
inland wave
10-27-2005, 05:05 PM
Or maybe you could cook for yourself? :chuckle:
I heard there was a study out that revealed wedding rings kill off the nerve endings that enable men to pick up dusters and wash dishes, too. As soon as they get hitched, they lose the ability...
He doesn't wear a ring. Due to the types of work he has done in the past, it was a hazard to wear a ring. Even around the ranch it's not so safe to wear a ring. So he doesn't wear it. Don't want him to lose his fingers. When I go out to work with the horses I don't wear my ring. Don't want to lose a finger either. As far as his ability to help around the house, the shifts that we work, if he didn't help with the house work, most of the time it just wouldn't get done. He's not perfect, but damn he's a keeper!!
I think a lot of it has to do with women fixing comfort foods and coming from families with 3-5 children. If the women/girls helped with the cooking it was made in larger portions and they carry that over into marriage. I know I did. But....I didn't force him to eat it--he just did and let's face it, so did I. Maybe I should've cooked up more fried green tomatoes and less chicken fried steaks and gravy (which I fixed regularly when we were first married).
Dingfod
10-27-2005, 05:17 PM
Maybe I should've cooked up more fried green tomatoes.If you had I would be one skinny sumbitch now.
Joshua Adams
10-27-2005, 07:35 PM
Recent study shows threads like this are easily hijacked.I'd like to see this study, since I'm personally incredulous towards its conclusion.
Dingfod
10-27-2005, 07:56 PM
Here is the dataset: 1
godfry n. glad
10-27-2005, 09:42 PM
Or maybe you could cook for yourself? :chuckle:
I heard there was a study out that revealed wedding rings kill off the nerve endings that enable men to pick up dusters and wash dishes, too. As soon as they get hitched, they lose the ability...
Yeah... I noticed it affects women, too. It seems to prevent them from walking to the garbage can, changing a light bulb, or mowing lawns.
Veritas
10-27-2005, 10:03 PM
A study shows there is a food which contains chemicals that stop women giving blow jobs.
It goes by the name of 'wedding cake'.
inland wave
10-28-2005, 12:39 AM
A study shows there is a food which contains chemicals that stop women giving blow jobs.
It goes by the name of 'wedding cake'.
So very clever SP...............
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