Ben or Jerry fucked me!

[viscousmemories]

I'm not sure which one, but one of those bastards screwed me out of some chunks of fudge. I've had this Chunky Monkey ice cream many times. I love it. The package describes it as "banana flavored ice cream with chunks of fudge and walnuts". I'm not crazy about walnuts, but they're okay. No worries here. The chunks of fudge are more than okay, they're damn near the whole reason I buy the ice cream! We're not talking about some pansy ass chocolate chips. We're talking chunks. Of fudge. Now that is some good shit to find when you go digging around in your ice cream.

Here's where we get to the part where I was fucked. I got this half-pint of Chunky Monkey, see, and in the last 24 hours or so I've polished off half of it. Half! And guess how many chunks of fudge I've found so far. Guess! None. Not a single fucking chunk of fudge. Not even a trace of fudge, in fact. There is no. fudge. And you know what? Yep, you guessed it. There have been almost no walnuts either! A couple tiny crumbs of walnut, tops. I'm talking about an ice cream that used to have half a walnut and a chunk of fudge in every bite. EVERY BITE! I'm not kidding. I swear, I have half a mind to boycott Ben and Jerry both for this shit. No fudge. Fuck that.

[godfry n. glad]

I personally prefer Baskin & Robbins and Ben & Jerry don't own Ben & Jerry's anymore. Welcome to corporate groovy, man.

Baskin & Robbins milkshake....mmmmmmm....


godfry

[godfry n. glad]

Y'know, I'm not much of a fan of chunks of junk in my ice cream.

I like to be able to pull my ice cream through a straw. As a milkshake. I like good rich, creamy, smooth ice cream. I'll bet B&R has their pumpkin pie ice cream out soon....mmmm....makes a great smooth milkshake.

They got chunky stuff, too.

godfry

[Ex-zombie]

Baskin Robbins Chocolate Blast, oh yeah!

[livius drusus]

Desperate times call for desperate measures: it's time to score some fudge (preferably hot and liquid) and get squeezing.

[viscousmemories]

Man, all y'all are making me wanna go find out if I got fucked on the other half too.

[godfry n. glad]

Baskin Robbins Chocolate Blast, oh yeah!

The Blast has coffee, right?

Other stuff, too. 31 flavors. Chunky stuff. Light stuff for dieters. Exotic flavors.

I think they have HOT fudge...y'know, for makin' hot fudge sundaes. You can put hot fudge on the chunky ice cream of your choice.

godfry

[viscousmemories]

I haven't been to a Baskin & Robbins in many years, but I have very fond childhood memories of getting a free ice cream coupon every year on my birthday. The mailman would make a big production out of delivering it, too. I loved that.

[pescifish]

I'm no lawyer, but I don't think you can consider it fraudulent unless there weren't any chunks of monkeys in there. :monkey:

[Sonnet]

I think you should write to the company. They'll give you coupons for free ice cream, I'll bet. :yup:

[viscousmemories]

Oops, I forgot to update this important thread.

Well, it seems that it was just a settling problem. The bottom half of the pint was more fudge chunk and walnut rich than any Chunky Monkey I've seen before, so I'm going to call off the lawyers. :yup:

[Dingfod]

Jumped to conclusions, did you?

[Sonnet]

Oops, I forgot to update this important thread.

Well, it seems that it was just a settling problem. The bottom half of the pint was more fudge chunk and walnut rich than any Chunky Monkey I've seen before, so I'm going to call off the lawyers. :yup:

Well, thank GOODNESS... :cheer:

[beyelzu]

Oops, I forgot to update this important thread.

Well, it seems that it was just a settling problem. The bottom half of the pint was more fudge chunk and walnut rich than any Chunky Monkey I've seen before, so I'm going to call off the lawyers. :yup:
wow, good thing. I mean if you cant trust Ben and Jerry's ice cream who can you trust.

I was worried for you man.

[viscousmemories]

Thanks folks. I'm glad to say I'm back on my feet after this ordeal and I'm hoping I'll be 100% up to speed by the weekend. Thanks for all your support.