Arrrr!

[pzmyers]

Maties, it's Talk Like a Pirate Day (http://www.talklikeapirate.com), and I am not seein' a sufficiency of scurvy speakin' here. Get to work, me beauties. I've redone me whole site piratical-like (http://pharyngula.org/index/pirate/), and ye lubbers can't even muster a hearty "Arrr", or a short "Avast!"

[livius drusus]

I take umbrage, suh! No man has ever accused me of being unable to muster a heart "Arrr" without a second present to carry the pistols at dawn. Perhaps you are overcompensating for the shortness of your "Avast!"

Now shiver me timbers like you mean it, you lilly-livered land-lubber you!

[livius drusus]

Arrrrrrrrr! Me eyes! Me eyes!

http://pharyngula.org/images/piratepzm.gif

[pzmyers]

I take umbrage, suh! No man has ever accused me of being unable to muster a heart "Arrr" without a second present to carry the pistols at dawn. Perhaps you are overcompensating for the shortness of your "Avast!"

Now shiver me timbers like you mean it, you lilly-livered land-lubber you!

"Pistols at dawn"? A pirate sneers at such foppery. Shall we also sip tea w' our pinkie fingers extended, m'lady? Ye'll have me ball in your guts now, dam' your eyes, or face me lads on the keelhaulin' crew. Arrrrrr.

And look'ee now, but Black Dog has a snaggly cutlass proddin' the small of your back, and a knowin' smirk on his face. Now i'n't the time to plottin' mutiny, methinks. Har, har, har.

[viscousmemories]

If it int fish embryos it's pirates. I tell ye this guy has lost his mind.

-Captain Jim Brander

[livius drusus]

"Pistols at dawn"? A pirate sneers at such foppery. Shall we also sip tea w' our pinkie fingers extended, m'lady?

What ye and ye lads do in t' privacy o' yer own forecastle is none o' me concern, me bucko.

Ye'll have me ball in your guts now, dam' your eyes, or face me lads on the keelhaulin' crew. Arrrrrr.

Yer lads wouldn't know a good keelhaul if it sat on their faces and squealed like it was kissing t' gunner's daughter.

And look'ee now, but Black Dog has a snaggly cutlass proddin' the small of your back, and a knowin' smirk on his face. Now i'n't the time to plottin' mutiny, methinks. Har, har, har.

Know that smirk well do ye? Familiar with Black Dog's snaggly cutlass proddin' the small of yer back, are ye? Arrrrrrrrrrrr.

[pzmyers]

Innuendo 'n' satire is it, now? There be a reason pirates don't take kindly to wenches aboard. Altho' it might be helpin' the morale of me lads to have ye stripped and lashed spread-eagled to th' hatch to feel the flick o' th' cat.

Arrrrrrrrrrrr-rrrrrrrrr.

[pescifish]

I've redone me whole site piratical-like (http://pharyngula.org/index/pirate/),And a mighty rebuild she be!

:pirate:

This (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2000/06/14pirates.html) and other links are pure swag, sure as the gold in the guvn'r's teeth!

[Farren]

Arrrrrr-Arrrr you sticky swabs, uh, ARRRR, ARRRRR.... rrrrrowf?

Here...

http://home.icon.co.za/~farren/fishystick.gif

[livius drusus]

Innuendo 'n' satire is it, now? There be a reason pirates don't take kindly to wenches aboard. Altho' it might be helpin' the morale of me lads to have ye stripped and lashed spread-eagled to th' hatch to feel the flick o' th' cat.

Ye may be a scurvy blaggard but ye sure do know how to make a wench happy, begad! Arrrr arrr... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Goliath]

Arrrrr!!! I know me a Jewish Pirate who don't be lookin' for pieces of eight...only pieces of six!

Now, I need to go find me some booty...Arrrr!!!!

[Ex-zombie]

Ye scalawags, keep yer filthy paws off me grog! Aaaarrr!

[pescifish]

</pirate>

BEGAD ?! :noid:

Ok, now you're just making shit up! :no2:

Since it's livius, I'm am quite certain that is 100% genuine piratease, but still...

<pirate>

[livius drusus]

'Tis as genuine as your own heaving bosom, saucy wench. :hmph:

[viscousmemories]

'Tis a fine avatar ye be sportin', pescifish. A fine'n indeed. Arrrrrr.

[Goliath]

'Tis a fine avatar ye be sportin', pescifish. A fine'n indeed. Arrrrrr.

Arrrrr, indeed ye matie!

And the gold inside of ye avatar makes me a wantin' to go a diggin' for treasure! Arrrrrr!!!!!

:pirate:

[pescifish]

M'thanks to me mateys!

Me avatar, 'tis a scurvied waste, me lamp (http://www.pescifish.net/2004PatioRoom/fish-n-catLamp.jpg) what inspired her 'tis fine treasure indeed.

:mock: BEGAD! (http://www.begad.net/)

[livius drusus]

:mock: BEGAD! (http://www.begad.net/)

Curse them addlepated, bilge-sucking Frenchies! Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[Dingfod]

Aye, barkeep, I'll have the rum with the rum chaser, thank ye very much. Ye can leave th' bottle if ye knows what's good fer ya. Send yonder serving wench over too, I be taking a liking to the set of her sails and how her spinnaker is filled so nicely, if ye knows what I mean. I be thinking she needs to run the ol' Jolly Roger up my mainmast, if ye knows what I mean. Aye? Now off with ye, or I'll slit ye from stem to stern, you lilly-livered landlubber.

[Goliath]

:mock: BEGAD! (http://www.begad.net/)

Curse them addlepated, bilge-sucking Frenchies! Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!

ARRRRRR!!! Board the ship, me maties!! We be sailin' to plunder France!!

Bonjourrrrrrrrr, ye scurvy-ridden, cheese eating, surrender monkeys!