Hey Beyelzu!

[Farren]

You asked for it. You got it. I couldn't fit the tattoo in but I managed some badass dark glasses and some serious attitude.

Download your avatar from here (http://home.icon.co.za/~farren/penis.gif) then upload it to the forum in your control panel. With this avatar, you automatically win any pissing contests.

[beyelzu]

You asked for it. You got it. I couldn't fit the tattoo in but I managed some badass dark glasses and some serious attitude.

Download your avatar from here (http://home.icon.co.za/~farren/penis.gif) then upload it to the forum in your control panel. With this avatar, you automatically win any pissing contests.
you fucking rule, man.

thank you.


and since I have a shaved head and I like sunglasses tha look like the one the penis has,it even kind of looks like me.


except of course I have legs and piss doesnt come out of the top of my head.

[viscousmemories]

:biglaugh:

[livius drusus]

It's particularly rich in combination with the title. :appl:

[Goliath]

:appl: :biglaugh:

[beyelzu]

thanks to farren, I am the online slathering beast avatar penis god.


admittedly a somewhat limited role, but even jehovah had to start at the bottom and work his way up.


:winner:

[Farren]

My pleasure. I'm just glad none of the admins said "You can't wear that t-shirt in here!".

On the other hand, it does expose you to accusations of being a dickhead.

[beyelzu]

My pleasure. I'm just glad none of the admins said "You can't wear that t-shirt in here!".

On the other hand, it does expose you to accusations of being a dickhead.
:D

yeah but this way people can all realize that I am a dickhead before I post in regards to them



this will seriously cut down on the bullshit getting to know you time that normally precedes people realizing I am a dickhead.

:xmastree:


its chrismas in september, oh yeah.

[beyelzu]

I added the no fuck you thing


hopefully you dont mind.


now it will be even cooler.


:yup:


:smoker:

[JoeP]

and piss doesnt come out of the top of my head.
You are just asking for disagreement here. :susp:

even jehovah had to start at the bottom and work his way up.The rabid anti-gay fundamentalists will be out to get you. :shitfan: :yipes:

You've gotta be more careful about what you say, you badass barbarian dickhead.

[livius drusus]

I don't mean to buzzkill, but I kinda think the "No fuck you" thing looks a bit crappy. Maybe if it were printed (neatly, in a font, even) on the t-shirt?

[viscousmemories]

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. It looks about the way a real t-shirt made with a Sharpee would look. :D

[beyelzu]

I don't mean to buzzkill, but I kinda think the "No fuck you" thing looks a bit crappy. Maybe if it were printed (neatly, in a font, even) on the t-shirt?I couldnt ge text to print so I had to scrawl (does anyone use this word anymore).


I cant get a font to work so that left my incredibly bad handwriting.

[beyelzu]

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. It looks about the way a real t-shirt made with a Sharpee would look. :D
indeed, I have made a tshirt with a sharpee.


just for the fuck of it.

[livius drusus]

Yeah, but the fuck you bit drawn on the scrot just doesn't make sense to me. I betcha Farren could whip up a nice "No fuck you" T-shirt slogan in no time flat. Am I right, Farren?

[beyelzu]

Yeah, but the fuck you bit drawn on the scrot just doesn't make sense to me. I betcha Farren could whip up a nice "No fuck you" T-shirt slogan in no time flat. Am I right, Farren?
but its the biggest free space to draw something.
:D


the penis has large balls.

[Farren]

I'll give it a whirl

[beyelzu]

I'll give it a whirl
why thank you, for that I wont take back the simpson's crown today.



:D

[Farren]

The problem is perspective, you can't use the whitespace to the left because then it looks like the writing is on the side of the shirt, not the front where it should be. So I had to squish the text a bit, but I think this works (right click and "save as")

http://home.icon.co.za/~farren/penis2.gif

[Farren]

Here's another two options. One just makes the YOU black and the second adds more detail elsewhere in the avatar so so that there isn't so much of a discontinuity between the large flat colour areas and the bunched up detail in the middle:

http://home.icon.co.za/~farren/penis3.gif
http://home.icon.co.za/~farren/penis4.gif

[Farren]

I'll give it a whirl
why thank you, for that I wont take back the simpson's crown today.

:D

Eat my shorts, grasshopper.

[viscousmemories]

That smoking one is my favorite. Can you make the dick (and hence the shirt) a little longer to give you room for larger print?

[Farren]

That smoking one is my favorite. Can you make the dick (and hence the shirt) a little longer to give you room for larger print?

Its close to the forum upload limit height wise but in any event the text would just get taller and might be slightly harder to read. Lessee what dickbreath himself has to say about it.

[Petra]

Yo, Beyelzu. What's up, cock?


Remember me? Me'n'you had the occassional run-in back in the day. :D

Great avatar. Makes me wanna sit down. And stand up. And sit down. And stand up.

Heheh.

[Petra]

That smoking one is my favorite. Can you make the dick (and hence the shirt) a little longer to give you room for larger print?

It's my fave, too. But I like the shirt and the lettering the way it is.

[beyelzu]

Yo, Beyelzu. What's up, cock?


Remember me? Me'n'you had the occassional run-in back in the day. :D

Great avatar. Makes me wanna sit down. And stand up. And sit down. And stand up.

Heheh.
indeed I do remember you.

fondly actually.

you dogged me fiercely way back when, of course at the time I really deserved it.






If I were to make a sweeping cultural generalisation, I would have to say that you represent all I despise about America and it's stupid "dream".

now this was particularly brutal, but at the time deserved.
:yup:
as to the avatar, I am pleased that its a hit.

and I agree with you, I vote for the giant smoking penis.


I will never get to say that sentence again,


Must savor this moment.

farren, the smoking one is so incredibly cool. :bow::bow:


truly you have outdone yourself.


I wont take the simpson's crown for a week.

[Petra]

Oh, shit. Did I really say that? Hmm. Yeah, I guess it looks like me.

I can be a real bitch, eh?


I do remember your conversion, though. I think I sweetened on you a little bit after that. And now that you have a smokin' penis...well, hey, bay-bee! :wink:

[beyelzu]

Oh, shit. Did I really say that? Hmm. Yeah, I guess it looks like me.

I can be a real bitch, eh?

It's just one of your many damn fine qualities.

I do remember your conversion, though. I think I sweetened on you a little bit after that. And now that you have a smokin' penis...well, hey, bay-bee! :wink:a little giant smoking badass no fuck you penis goes a long way.
:smoker:

[JoeP]

That smoking one is my favorite. Can you make the dick (and hence the shirt) a little longer to give you room for larger print?
make the dick a little longer ... :qsigh: how many times has that request been made in the history of the human species? How many emails do you receive a week offering to help?

[viscousmemories]

That smoking one is my favorite. Can you make the dick (and hence the shirt) a little longer to give you room for larger print?
make the dick a little longer ... :qsigh: how many times has that request been made in the history of the human species? How many emails do you receive a week offering to help?
Not half as many as the offers to firm up my breasts and/or receive free and unlimited access to the bestiality site of my choice.

[JoeP]

Here's a couple of variations. Farren may be able to make them better, antialiasing and all that crap (whose aunties need aliases, that's what I want to know).

http://img20.exs.cx/img20/7826/beyelzupenis43.gif
http://img20.exs.cx/img20/2091/beyelzupenis44.gif

[viscousmemories]

Hmm... I can't say I'm a fan, really. I think it's pretty close to perfect as it is today.

[beyelzu]

Hmm... I can't say I'm a fan, really. I think it's pretty close to perfect as it is today.
I agree, I am perfectly content with my avatar


thanks though Joep, those penises are just a touch too realistic.


I like my anthromorphic one.

[JoeP]

I agree, I am perfectly content with my avatar


thanks though Joep, those penises are just a touch too realistic.


I like my anthromorphic one.
:D