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[zippy]

1. How'd you find the Freethought Forum? I pulled it out of my nose

2. Are you a member of any other online forums? Which? Yes but I'm not telling

3. How do you feel about smilies (emoticons)? They make me do a love-wee

4. How do you feel about 2000+ smilies? They make me do 2000+ love-wees

5. Is flaming:
C. Irritating as fuck

6. Is vulgar language:
C. Irritating as fuck

7. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had no cock

8. Who pays for your food? Geoffrey

9. What's one thing you've always wanted to do but never have? Unzip myself in public

10. What is your single favorite place in the world? Under the bedcovers with George

11. What's the significance of your username? It's my name

12. What about your avatar? That's my photo :D

[Legs]

Well, hello there zippy, :welcome3: to FF

[Dingfod]

Zippy-de-doo-dah, Zippy-de-ay, wonderful sunshine, beautiful day!

Welcome!

[zippy]

Hello to you all, thank you please. I aim to cause much havoc around forums. :suggest:

[livius drusus]

Ah, I love the sound of 2000+ love-wees. Welcome to FF, zippy. :welcome1:

P.S. - I love your avata -- erm, picture, but it desperately needed a transparent background, so here it is. :artist:

[viscousmemories]

:welcome: to the FF, zippy.

[zippy]

Wow. I just came in my pants.

[viscousmemories]

I have that effect on hand-puppets.

Oh, you're probably referring to your new avatar.

[Shake]

OK, that's some TMI. But welcome anyway, zippy!

[zippy]

I had a lobotomy today. I did it myself with an egg whisk and a palette knife.

[livius drusus]

I have that effect on hand-puppets.

Oh, you're probably referring to your new avatar.
Either way it's pretty hot.

[Veritas]

Hello Zippy. :welcome:

[fragment]

Welcome, zippy! I take it you've watched the twangers clip then?

[Crumb]

I had a lobotomy today. I did it myself with an egg whisk and a palette knife.
I hear icepicks work better.

:welcome3: to the :ff: zippy!

[Legs]

Crumb :glare:

[Crumb]

Is there a rule book somewhere that I missed? :innocent:

[Carnivale Ed]

:welcomef: , zippy.

[Legs]

Is there a rule book somewhere that I missed? :innocent:

Oh just go wash your cat :glare:

[Crumb]

I don't have a cat... :confused:

[Legs]

I don't have a cat... :confused:
What's this, a rabbit?
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/image.php?u=301&dateline=1131419389

[Crumb]

That's the chimp's cat.

[Legs]

You're not the chimp? :seestars:

[Crumb]

No. I'm Crumb. :stoopid:

[Legs]

Can I pick your next Avatar? :prayer:

[Crumb]

:noid: You may make a suggestion.

[Legs]

Don't worry it won't be anything goofy like Zippy's [getting us back on topic] :yup:

[Crumb]

I am open to suggestions.

[Leesifer]

Welcome to :ff: Zippy.

How's Bungle?

[Veritas]

Bungle walks around naked and wears pyjamas to bed! WTF?!

[fragment]

twangers clip (http://www.veryfunnydownloads.com/funnyvideos/RudeRainbow233.html) (2.89MB WMV)

[Dingfod]

Zippy was the nickname of the night security guard at my office building. Zippy was anything but zippy. Zippy seemed to be about as old as Methuselah and shuffled along the corridors like Tim Conway playing the old man on The Carol Burnett Show. Zippy, you're not the Zippy I know, are you?

[zippy]

Not unless the Zippy you knew was an orange puppet from a 1980s kids' TV programme?

[Dingfod]

...programme?Ye e're not from here 'bouts, e're ye?

[JoeP]

Zippy can spell proper. It's educational, innit?

Welcome to :ff: zippy! Ignore Legs and Crumb. Theirs is a forbidden love, and frankly quite tiresome.

[Legs]

:sadcheer:

[zippy]

I am a Brit, therefore I can spell proper, like. Program = computer program. Programme = TV 'show' as you Americans so quaintly say. :D

So there.

[Dingfod]

Quaint? We're quaint? We're only a couple hundred years old and we're the ones who are quaint? Ha.

Get with the program.