Buried Alive!

[alphamale]

What if you were accidentally buried alive? Say you got in a car accident where you injured your head. The doctor was in a hurry that night - the nurses caught him as he was headed out and showed him that you flat-lined on the vital signs - he quickly signed a death certificate and said for you to be sent to the morgue. Later, you some how ended up at a funeral home headed by corrupt businessmen. They told the technician "no embalming on this one - just slide him in the fridge." The last you remember you were in the hospital, sliding in and out of consciousness. Now you woke up and it was completely dark. You told yourself it must be night - you needed some water from the night nurse. Fiddling around to find that buzzer thingee - your hand bumped up into a wall right above you. You said what the hell? You felt around for a while, and then you realized completely. You screamed loud and long. You beat the coffin lid until blood from your hands oozed onto your face. You managed then to get a semblance of control - gotta think! - gotta think! By feeling around you realized they buried you in your good jacket. A glimmer of hope raced through your mind ... "I always keep my penlight in my jacket!" It was there when you reached for it ... "OK good! Now let's figure this out!" You had felt crowded on your left side.... when you turned on the penlight, you realized the depth of corruption of the funeral director - he'd shoved another body in with you at the last minute. It was an old man lying on his side facing you, mouth agape, eyes wide and staring at you. You screamed and screamed and beat at the coffin lid - but you knew that if you broke it somehow, there was half a ton of dirt over you. The oxygen that was left in the coffin airspaces was rapidly dwindling. If you had any last thought, it was probably that it took an awful long time to REALLY die.

[Carnivale Ed]

You've really put some thought into this. Someone make a threat?

Seriously, though, what kind of response are you looking for? That you'd be scared and freak? Seems to go without saying. Maybe after I finished screaming, I'd try that trendy Uma Thurman move from Kill Bill. Might keep me entertained until the end. At least I'll die the way I lived - wasting time.

[Legs]

Alphabit, do you have any idea how psychotic you sound? :crazy:

[viscousmemories]

I've considered similar scenarios many times. Yeah, that would suck.

[viscousmemories]

Oh and yes, I realize how psychotic I sound. :D

[erimir]

What if I were accidentally buried?

Hmmmm... I guess I would die. Fortunately, nowadays such a thing wouldn't likely happen. Unless it was on purpose, in which case it wouldn't be the doctor and funeral director doing it.

And usually they inform the family that someone has died before burying them, so I don't think I have to worry about them burying me like that.

Now, the mob, I do have to worry about :scared:

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Now, the mob, I do have to worry about :scared:

Hey Mario, I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. :gangster2:

[MooseIBe]

I sometiems do worry about being buried alive :( But then, in this country burials don't normally take place till a week after death so it's unlikely. Prolly more likely in Muslim countries where tradition dictates that corpses have to be in the ground within 24 hours.

[Dragar]

This really bothers you guys?

There are so many more likely ways to die that are far more horrible. I guess I just have different feelings about what constitutes a horrible death. :shrug:

[Bella]

You've really put some thought into this. Someone make a threat?

Seriously, though, what kind of response are you looking for? That you'd be scared and freak? Seems to go without saying. Maybe after I finished screaming, I'd try that trendy Uma Thurman move from Kill Bill. Might keep me entertained until the end. At least I'll die the way I lived - wasting time.That move is trendy?

[Carnivale Ed]

That move is trendy?
I think so. Don't you? I think it's the 'measuring' flat hand that she begins with that does it for me.

[erimir]

Hey Mario, I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. :gangster2:
It doesn't have anything to do with your cigar, does it?

Finish this with the smiley of your choice:
:P
:lecher:
or
:egad: