You Get All the Toys

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Women, you're "lucky". You have the anatomy that allows you to have a tiny, suppository-sized vibrator in your special, frontal hole even when you're dressed up for work. A little electronic work and it can be connected to your cellphone. You like getting calls now don't you? A man can't have a vibrating cock ring and do the same, we'd mess our underwear, people would see the wet spot and you have no idea how sticky dried semen is. Tis not fair!

[Leesifer]

Sorry to be so crude, but we do know how sticky semen can be - and it's not sticky when it's dried.

On topic, my husband worked in a sex shop for a while (which is owned by one of my best friend's husband) and there are plenty for things for the man about town to enjoy.

[Legs]

In our special frontal hole?

[Crumb]

um :drool: wow legs...

[Citizen of Earth]

Somebody needs a custom-built Kobe Tai Vagina!

[Ari]

Girls do get wet too and guys can just wear a condom.
Which is what they have to do if they are one of the 5% of people taking Clomipramine anti-depresant which causes an orgasm everytime they yawn.

[Adora]

A man can't have a vibrating cock ring and do the same, we'd mess our underwear, people would see the wet spot and you have no idea how sticky dried semen is. Tis not fair!
This is the kickback we get from having to be the ones to carry the offspring. It's only fair. :P

[Johnny Pneumatic]

In our special frontal hole?


"Ho, ho, ho, you've been a naughty, naughty girl this year Legs, and I like that. How's about you reach into my sack and pick yourself out a sex toy?"-Santa Claus

[Johnny Pneumatic]

This is the kickback we get from having to be the ones to carry the offspring. It's only fair. :P

Maybe, but what kickback do men get since we can only have one orgasm and then have to wait 30 min. or more for another chance? I'd like to see apologists explain this away in a universe they claim was created by their version of a loving God. :D

[Adora]

Maybe, but what kickback do men get since we can only have one orgasm and then have to wait 30 min. or more for another chance?
You don't have the carry the baby.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

You don't have the carry the baby.

And you don't either if you don't want kids.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but in centuries past, once women got to the point of being in the late stage of pregnancy, nice and big, they pretty much got to sit on their duff while food was brought to them.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Sorry to be so crude, but we do know how sticky semen can be - and it's not sticky when it's dried.

It's not sticky if you touch it after it's dried. If you have a man around, do an experiment. Get him to jack off onto a piece of printer paper. Once done, lay another piece of paper on top of it. Let dry over night, put a hair dryer to it, whatever. Try pulling the paper apart. Like glue isn't it? Now picture that going on in the underware. I've pulled some skin and hairs when I took off underware that I cummed in and let dry before taking off. Until you have cummed in your underware, don't tell me it's not like glue.

[D. Scarlatti]

I think at this point Leesifer can be absolved of any blameworthiness for crudeness.

[Waluigi]

This thread is funny.

Guys shouldn't have a lot of toys. We whack off enough as it is; can you imagine if it took even less effort? Nothing would get done anymore!

[Sweetie]

can you imagine if it took even less effort?

Gawd, don't dare to suggest. :egad:

[Sweetie]

And you don't either if you don't want kids.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but in centuries past, once women got to the point of being in the late stage of pregnancy, nice and big, they pretty much got to sit on their duff while food was brought to them.

Right, while a maid took care of their six other kids, and their husband who worked twelve hours a day managed to stay in the house and not have to work and yet, still they managed to survive. Not many rich people back then, especially in centuries past, I would think. :shrug:

[Ensign Steve]

You don't have the carry the baby.

And you don't either if you don't want kids.
We still have to have the periods. And the menopause.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but in centuries past, once women got to the point of being in the late stage of pregnancy, nice and big, they pretty much got to sit on their duff while food was brought to them.
Consider yourself corrected. While that may have been true for the wealthy top 5% of civilization (just like today) the reality is that throughout human history women have done and continue to work all the way through their pregnancies.

[Carnivale Ed]

We still have to have the periods. And the menopause.
Yeah, but we have to hear about it.

[Sweetie]

If any average pregnant women are being catered to late in pregnancy, it's only because:

a) they're rich
b) they have a small family that can help alot
c) the older children, either relatives or their own are taking care of everything else, most likely the other female children so you have to work your ass off for everybody else when they're pregnant in that scenario, so that when you get pregnant, someone else gets to and you get to sit.

I don't know, my first kid it was great, by my third, my workload was phenomenal and really no help at all.

[erimir]

Maybe, but what kickback do men get since we can only have one orgasm and then have to wait 30 min. or more for another chance?
Speak for yourself, boy.

[Sweetie]

Anyhoo, back to the original thought, if you used a vibrator often enough, the sensation would just become commonplace and most likely not arousing, or not specially arousing.

[Carnivale Ed]

By that theory, sex could get old, too.

[SharonDee]

It does.

[D. Scarlatti]

Yeah, but we have to hear about it.

You obviously haven't discovered the joys of post-menopausal women. Just steer the hell clear of them in the meantime. SkepticJ doesn't know how good he's got it.

[Sweetie]

By that theory, sex could get old, too.

I suppose I don't know what to tell you. I've tried a few different ones, disliked each equally. I don't personally like the vibration specifically, or if there was a type I might like, it would have to be very, very mild. I personally prefer things slow and sensual and vibrators are well.....fast, even at their lowest setting. I find that they distract from fully enjoying an orgasm or if they produce orgasms, they're not very good ones. They're harsh and mechanical.

This poor girl is forced to stick with the real thing, mother nature knows best. :shrug: I'm not complaining :wink:, just suggesting that the OP's idea of vibrators is possibly naive and perhaps a bit overrated. I am just I though, and my experience is just my experience. Your mileage may vary. :tiphat:

[Johnny Pneumatic]

We still have to have the periods. And the menopause.

Consider yourself corrected. While that may have been true for the wealthy top 5% of civilization (just like today) the reality is that throughout human history women have done and continue to work all the way through their pregnancies.

And it hurts when we get impacted in the nuts, be that due to getting on a bicycle in the wrong way, falling on them, whatever. And men get swelling prostate glands, which makes it hard for us to piss.

Alrightly.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Speak for yourself, boy.

How long do you have to wait in between?

[Johnny Pneumatic]

SkepticJ doesn't know how good he's got it.

You give me too little credit. The answer to this problem is simple, never marry and start to distance yourself from them when they're over age 45.

[Adora]

And you don't either if you don't want kids.
No, but there's still the possibility, unless you go to extremely expensive lengths to prevent it happening. Males don't even have the possibility.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but in centuries past, once women got to the point of being in the late stage of pregnancy, nice and big, they pretty much got to sit on their duff while food was brought to them.
HahahaHAHAHAHAHahahahahaha, are you kidding me? XD Bwuahahaha. Yeah, right, maybe, if you were part of the upperclass, if you were part of a society that actually did that, and if you had people who would bring said food to you. Most of the time? No, I don't think so. And anyway, all the food in the world can't make up for the way pregnancy impacts your body. I mean, for fucks sake, the only way the human body has been able to accomodate it is by incorporating viral DNA into the genome so that the female body doesn't reject the foreign creature gestating in her. How fucked up is that?

[Ensign Steve]

We still have to have the periods. And the menopause.
Yeah, but we have to hear about it.
Not from me. I challenge anybody to find anywhere that I've mentioned my period outside of this offenstive thread. Some people still keep personal stuff to themselves.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

No, but there's still the possibility, unless you go to extremely expensive lengths to prevent it happening. Males don't even have the possibility.
And anyway, all the food in the world can't make up for the way pregnancy impacts your body. I mean, for fucks sake, the only way the human body has been able to accomodate it is by incorporating viral DNA into the genome so that the female body doesn't reject the foreign creature gestating in her. How fucked up is that?

I seem to remember a practice called "abortion", so, um, even if you do get pregnant, you don't have to keep it.

Boo hoo, stretch marks. If you do something about them, hey, they go away.

I don't think it's fucked up, it had to evolve that way or mammals wouldn't work. How fucked up is it that men have nipples that don't do anything? Please, unless that viral DNA *hurts you*, what are you bitching about?

[Johnny Pneumatic]

...offensive thread.

How so? I'm *envious* of the biological perks women have, I wouldn't wish they didn't have them, but that men had them to. Oh well, life's currently not fair.

[Ari]

If you are so envious what's with the condescending attitude to women here?

[erimir]

Speak for yourself, boy.

How long do you have to wait in between?
Depends on the circumstances.

I've had orgasms with about only 5 minutes between them before.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

If you are so envious, what's with the condescending attitude to woman here?

Because Adora comes in and acts like women have it so hard biologically. They don't. The only reason I'm glad I'm not female is because there's still some social inequality. I really hope once they do get their full social equality, they also have to sign up for the draft like men do. Either that, or don't even have the daft as an option any longer. I'd prefer the later.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Depends on the circumstances.

I've had orgasms with about only 5 minutes between them before.

Wow, did anything come out, or was it a dry one?

[Ari]

Because Adora comes in and acts like women have it so hard biologically. They don't.
They don't? I assume then you used to be a Women before the sex change operation, right?

Again, maybe if you weren't so condescending more girls would like you. Go to the store and buy some tact. It's right next to the duck tape.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

They don't? I assume then you used to be a women before the sex change operation, right?

Again, maybe if you weren't so condescending more girls would like you. Go to the store and buy some tact. It's right next to the duck tape.

No, they don't have it so bad. No worse than men do if everything is weighed. I don't have to have been a woman to know what pains they have any more than a woman once had to be a man to know what kinds of pain we have. I can read Biology thank you.

Oooo, you're stepping in the wrong place now, because I'm nothing but really nice to girls in real life. Oh, and thanks for bringing it back to my mind, asshole, I feel somewhat better when I forget about my sucky love life. Maybe I won't cry for the rest of the day before I can get my mind off it again. :(

[JoeP]

SJ, you've had corpuscle clay for too long. Get yourself a new custom title: "lacks special frontal hole".

[JoeP]

Oh, and dude, you ain't never gonna get laid with that attitude.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

SJ, you've had corpuscle clay for too long. Get yourself a new custom title: "lacks special frontal hole".

I just switched it back to that. It was more depressing things back when I was in an even worse mood than I'm in now. Come on, don't you be mean to me too. :(

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Oh, and dude, you ain't never gonna get laid with that attitude.

What attitude? Likeing women, but being jealous of their biological perks?
I'm tired of defending myself against these attacks at why I can't get a girlfriend. I'm a really nice guy with a great personality in person, it's just when I deal with stupid bitching on forums that I can get mean. So, hell if I know what the problem is, but this is the wrong thread for that stuff anyway.

[Ari]

You can read about things all you want but when it comes to hardships you can't truely understand things until you've experienced them. It's also quite easy to wave off problems if you never have to deal with them. It's quite easy to say, 'you can just go get an abortion' if you will never have to directly deal with one.
Men and Women have issues to deal with, I wouldn't begin to judge ones that I will never have to worry about.

Glad that you are nice to girls. I doubt your love life is that sucky, others have suckier love lifes. (or wait, maybe I shouldn't just wave away your problems... get my point?)

[JoeP]

I'm a really nice guy with a great personality in person, it's just when I deal with stupid bitching on forums that I can get mean.That answers the question I put on the other thread. Good.

I really don't think you're getting attacked (except possibly by Adora. Her loving caring reaching-out interaction is about the same as her vicious die-sucker-kthnx interaction). People here want you to get friends and girlfriends. Sorry if we project from statements here to rl behaviour that would be unadvised.

[erimir]

Depends on the circumstances.

I've had orgasms with about only 5 minutes between them before.

Wow, did anything come out, or was it a dry one?
Not dry.

[Adora]

I seem to remember a practice called "abortion", so, um, even if you do get pregnant, you don't have to keep it.
And indeed, this is true, but you were discussing late-term pregnancy practices, not whether or not you should keep it. As I said, all the food for a few upperclass women doesn't change the threat pregnancy poses to the female body, and no, I wasn't talking about stretch marks. It's still the most dangerous required biological act any human has to perform to keep the species going. Which yes, is why we have abortions, and need a far better system of global sexual health for women to prevent the half-a-million females who needlessly die giving birth each year. Somehow, I really don't think stretch marks are the biggest concern for most of the reproducing females in the Majority world, Skeppy.

I don't think it's fucked up, it had to evolve that way or mammals wouldn't work. How fucked up is it that men have nipples that don't do anything? Please, unless that viral DNA *hurts you*, what are you bitching about?
One could argue that the suppressive and illusionary nature (as in- it tricks the body into thinking something that it isn't) is a form of damage, if a required one for carrying a child.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

And indeed, this is true, but you were discussing late-term pregnancy practices, not whether or not you should keep it. As I said, all the food for a few upperclass women doesn't change the threat pregnancy poses to the female body, and no, I wasn't talking about stretch marks. It's still the most dangerous required biological act any human has to perform to keep the species going. Which yes, is why we have abortions, and need a far better system of global sexual health for women to prevent the half-a-million females who needlessly die giving birth each year. Somehow, I really don't think stretch marks are the biggest concern for most of the reproducing females in the Majority world, Skeppy.

One could argue that the suppressive and illusionary nature (as in- it tricks the body into thinking something that it isn't) is a form of damage, if a required one for carrying a child.

But you can't get to late term without the early terms, so it ties in with what I was saying. Abortions can be and are done in the late term as well, I don't like late term abortions, but that's just my view.

If that's the case, one could argue pain medications are a form of damage, because they suppress nerve impulses sending pain messages to the brain. Or one could argue antihistamine medication is a form of damage, because it affects the histamine response of the body.

[Leesifer]

It's not sticky if you touch it after it's dried. If you have a man around, do an experiment. Get him to jack off onto a piece of printer paper. Once done, lay another piece of paper on top of it. Let dry over night, put a hair dryer to it, whatever. Try pulling the paper apart. Like glue isn't it? ...

Um, no that's OK, I'll take your word for it. :P

[Shake]

If any average pregnant women are being catered to late in pregnancy, it's only because:
Or maybe because they have a husband who cares about her and the unborn child(ren). I mean, that's my reasoning.

[Adora]

But you can't get to late term without the early terms, so it ties in with what I was saying. Abortions can be and are done in the late term as well, I don't like late term abortions, but that's just my view.
And that's also nice, but again, late term abortions are also more dangerous to the female's health than regular ones, so my point about pregnancy being a serious stress on the female's body stands.

If that's the case, one could argue pain medications are a form of damage, because they suppress nerve impulses sending pain messages to the brain. Or one could argue antihistamine medication is a form of damage, because it affects the histamine response of the body.
And it is. Most drugs are. But yes, like the incorporation of viral DNA, they can help humans lead better lives, if they work properly.