Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't

[livius drusus]

Aer Lingus
coq au vin
scrod

[ChuckF]

gubernatorial

[Sweetie]

cum lauda

or magna cum lauda

[michael1111]

flange

[KandyKane]

masticate, penal, analogous.....

[ChuckF]

hot asian bi tranny ass-to-mouth cumdumpster amateurs

(if they shower first)

[BDS]

Cummerbund.

[livius drusus]

Damn, Chuck. Kiss your mother with that cumdumpster?

Tufted titmouse

[BDS]

Muddy Waters.

[livius drusus]

infarct

[BDS]

Big Country.

[ceptimus]

Ballcocks (http://doityourself.com/shop/ballcocks.htm)
Bladdlerwort (http://www.mos.org/sln/sem/wort.html)
intubating (http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/intubating.html)

[D. Scarlatti]

flange

pipefitter

[Dragar]

Psst, Liv, your epidermis is showing.

Odd, that used to sound far worse in high school.

[TomJoe]

coquet

bumbershoot

stamen and pistil (can't see how plant "sex" could be considered dirty)

[beyelzu's sockpuppet]

succinct

[godfry n. glad]

uvula

Volvo

slotscrew

condominium

pansies

horehound

[Shake]

tongue-in-groove

liquor

[Sock Puppet]

maladroit

opisthenar

stint

[Ari]

•Condiment
•Today Dick was hammered on his lack of a pull out plan before getting into such a tight situation.
•Later Bush and Dick will meet to discuss pull out strategies.
•Nutcracker
•Common Bushtit
•A flock of varied tits.

Edit: Stolen from that 70's show.
"An oral test on the penal code."

Edit #2: Paris Hilton's underwear (since she never wears them).

[Legs]

nutcracker

cock-a-leekie

woodpecker

uranus

ream

[BDS]

"Uranus" -- the only Roman God and Planet with a name so rude that they had to change its pronunciation.

[godfry n. glad]

"Uranus" -- the only Roman God and Planet with a name so rude that they had to change its pronunciation.

Yeah... and it makes all the difference with that tired old riddle, "How is toilet paper similar to the Starship Enterprise?"

They both circle Uranus to seek out and destroy Klingons.

[Clutch Munny]

fecund

[Sauron]

Aer Lingus
coq au vin
scrod

scrofula
linguini

[MonCapitan2002]

cunning linguist

[livius drusus]

linguini

That reminds me: inguinal.

[justaman]

Breast stroke

scuttlebutt

[Ari]

Obvious yet I don't think mentioned,
•Poop deck
•Sea men

[Petra]

Shuttlecock. (Fairies play a weird kind of floaty tennis with it)

Root. (The Kiwi eats roots and leaves. There's a comma in there somewhere)

Bullocks. (You can tow stuff with them)

[Clutch Munny]

Oops, it's supposed to be a thing, not just a word. In that case:

fecundity

A dirty song, I guess.

[ChuckF]

Damn, Chuck. Kiss your mother with that cumdumpster?

Just repeating the subject line of a very informative e-mail I recently received.

[livius drusus]

Good to know it wasn't one you sent.

[Stormlight]

Ramrod
corkscrew
Joystick
Cocktail
Cockpit

[Sock Puppet]

Shuttlecock. (Fairies play a weird kind of floaty tennis with it)
That reminds me:

Tetherball (also known as Bumblepuppy)

[erimir]

Boobies (such as blue-footed boobies)

pussywillow

Bush, Dick and Colin - they're only missing someone named Balzak

Dick Armey (what's his wife's name? Vagina Coastguard?)

las labias (in Spanish that means "the lips")

fart - in Swedish it means speed

dusch - means shower in Swedish. In Spanish it's the less similar ducha so it isn't that strange that it means shower. But yet, I still snicker when I see the bodywash called "Dubbel Dusch" at the store

[Johnny Pneumatic]

peacock

dickdick

[Sock Puppet]

Quell this dickering over claptrap.

[King Louie]

Cumquat

FTJ,

Kang Louie

[godfry n. glad]

Prong

[ChuckF]

Dongle

[JoeP]

"Kang"

and btw, hiya Kang!

[Leesifer]

winkle (shellfish)
clam (shellfish)