I am afraid...

[beyelzu]

that no one will ever show up and say something really stupid/offensive for me to make fun of.

all of our regular posters are cool, but, not that I dont like you guys, I feel the need for dipshits.


so I think I will go over and check out cf, no offense seebs.

[Farren]

GW Bush is teh ROXX0RZ. 5ve M0re Yearz!

Oh crap I just can't keep it up. Sorry, buddy, can't help you. Maybe you should just make fun of us anyway for being so lame-ass and nice?

[Scotty]

Your penis has arms, I am jealous.

-Scott

[beyelzu]

GW Bush is teh ROXX0RZ. 5ve M0re Yearz!

Oh crap I just can't keep it up. Sorry, buddy, can't help you. Maybe you should just make fun of us anyway for being so lame-ass and nice?

thanks for the effort, farren,

damn you for being nice and making good points.


btw, I read your reply in my iraq thread and plan to reply point by point in the morning.

[beyelzu]

Your penis has arms, I am jealous.

-Scott


I would like to thank farren, without him my penis would still be armless and wouldnt have a 3 pk a day habit.

[livius drusus]

Oh, wait, you want me to treat you like shit? No problem.

beyelzu, you sorry sack of shit. Put that fucking cigarette out! Stand up straight! You call that a scrotum? I've seen bigger genitals on field mice.

[beyelzu]

Oh, wait, you want me to treat you like shit? No problem.

beyelzu, you sorry sack of shit. Put that fucking cigarette out! Stand up straight! You call that a scrotum? I've seen bigger genitals on field mice.
damn, those must be some giant fucking field mice.

barn sized at least. :D

[Ymir's blood]

What is holding those glasses up anyway?

Wait, I don't think I want to know. :1thumbdown:

[Sonnet]

So, a sunglasses-wearing penis drinks Corona, no?

[livius drusus]

Skyy, I believe it is.

[beyelzu]

Skyy, I believe it is.
no doubt

[Scotty]

Missing something...

-Scott

[livius drusus]

So now he's a beer-capped dickhead with a 3 pack a day habit? Good thing you already live in the South, you shit-kicking hick.

[viscousmemories]

Skyy, I believe it is.
no doubt
Yeah Gwen's a supreme hottie.

[beyelzu]

So now he's a beer-capped dickhead with a 3 pack a day habit? Good thing you already live in the South, you shit-kicking hick.


cow tipping here I come.


aint nothin more fun than cow tippin

[Farren]

So now he's a beer-capped dickhead with a 3 pack a day habit? Good thing you already live in the South, you shit-kicking hick.

cow tipping here I come.

aint nothin more fun than cow tippin

Even when they give bad service?

[Godless Dave]

that no one will ever show up and say something really stupid/offensive for me to make fun of.
Our President was right to go into Iraq to take the fight to the terrorists. Anyone who says otherwise is giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

[beyelzu]

that no one will ever show up and say something really stupid/offensive for me to make fun of.
Our President was right to go into Iraq to take the fight to the terrorists. Anyone who says otherwise is giving aid and comfort to the enemy.
yeah, that makes alot of fucking sense.

do you even read news or do you just go with faux.


(thanks godless dave) :D

[Godless Dave]

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

The United States was founded on Christian principles.

The family that prays together stays together (this one is a favorite in the Minnesota state legislature).

[Farren]

I'm sure this can't be 100% satisfying for Beyelzu. Its like having sex with a blow-up doll :D

We need some real cretins around here.

[livius drusus]

Well you know, I wanted to interview Genghis for an article on trolling but vm wouldn't let me.

[beyelzu]

I'm sure this can't be 100% satisfying for Beyelzu. Its like having sex with a blow-up doll :D

We need some real cretins around here.

any port in a storm,



:D

[beyelzu]

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

The United States was founded on Christian principles.

The family that prays together stays together (this one is a favorite in the Minnesota state legislature).


:fuming: :fuming:

sweet I got to use my fuming smilie.

oh yeah.


thanks dave.

[godfry n. glad]

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Yeah...but he also made the bimbos over in Nod...what's up with that? Maybe Steve was over there?

godfry

[Ymir's blood]

I'm sure this can't be 100% satisfying for Beyelzu. Its like having sex with a blow-up doll :D

We need some real cretins around here.

Where's The Illuminati when you need him? :innocent:

[Ensign Steve]

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Yeah...but he also made the bimbos over in Nod...what's up with that? Maybe Steve was over there?

godfry

No, I've been here the whole time.

...who ya callin' a bimbo?

[godfry n. glad]

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Yeah...but he also made the bimbos over in Nod...what's up with that? Maybe Steve was over there?

godfry

No, I've been here the whole time.

...who ya callin' a bimbo?

The nameless females who are reputed to have mated with the Eden boys, Cain and Seth.

godfry

[Godless Dave]

Evolution is just a theory. It hasn't been proved.

[Ex-zombie]

Heathers is the biggest pile of shit ever made. Anyone who likes this movie is lacking in intelligence.