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justaman
12-20-2005, 10:19 PM
Let's talk about pro-wrestling!! In case you weren't aware it's the coolest thing ever and it was what television was first invented for. I just got out a Royal Rumble DVD and it was spectacularrrr. The Undertaker flipped out and threw some guy into a popcorn machine and Kane threw Big Show (whose 7"2 and 500 pounds, potentially the biggest guy in sport ever) right over the top rope!! So now I'm pumped. :airbox:

Now the coolest thing is when a Pro Wrestler first enters the arena they have a short snippet of theme music. For the undertaker a bell tolls and a gravelly voice says "Dead Man Walking" before Limp Bizkit's "Rolling" starts hammering through the speakers. There's a bunch of fireworks and stuff too.

So I want to know in the first instance what your Pro Wrestling name would be AND what would be the snippet of music you'd play to get super-pumped and ready to flip out.

Mine would be "The J Factor" and I'd have Slipknot's "Only One" playing where it goes "Only one of us walks away! Only one of us walks away!"

Your turn.

:brawl:
Dingfod
12-20-2005, 10:23 PM
Pro-wrestling. It's neither Pro nor wrestling. Discuss amongst yourselves.
justaman
12-20-2005, 10:27 PM
:brooding:
Sock Puppet
12-20-2005, 10:30 PM
Actually, there's a lot to modern pro-wrestling that requires proficient skill. The acrobatics are not easy, and even though they're not really fighting, they do in fact knock each other about rather severely. Just because it's choreographed and scripted doesn't mean it doesn't require quite a bit of skill and toughness to pull off.
Dingfod
12-20-2005, 10:33 PM
OK, OK. I'm Okie Warren Kanobi, the Tulsa Tornado. My theme music is "The Sound of Music." as I prance into the ring. What the fuck are you looking at, punk!!! I'll make mince-meat out of your teensy-weensy flimsy little pansy ass!!!! Grrrrr!!!


There, is that better?
justaman
12-20-2005, 10:37 PM
YOU'RE NOT GUNNA FLIP OUT TO THE SOUND OF MUSIC!! :hissyfit:
Dingfod
12-20-2005, 10:49 PM
You're the pantyliner with that pasty little dweeb David Hasselhoff in his avatar, who cares what you think.
justaman
12-20-2005, 11:01 PM
Well I wouldn't have that on the show.
Carnivale Ed
12-21-2005, 12:07 PM
So I want to know in the first instance what your Pro Wrestling name would be AND what would be the snippet of music you'd play to get super-pumped and ready to flip out.
Same answer to both questions - TNT. Doesn't matter which part of that song you pick, it all rocks!