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alphamale
12-22-2005, 06:09 AM
AHHGH!! Exceptionally ugly baby - what was she thinking when she put the mutant on a magazine cover?? Kill it before it escapes! :D
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/5278/babyiii5zr.jpg
Jesus Christ
12-22-2005, 10:00 AM
Save the world from another illiterate mongoloid "alpha"male it would.
viscousmemories
12-22-2005, 05:23 PM
I think you misspoke, Jesus. I assume alphamale's intent here was to yet again express his hatred of black people - this time by disparaging the child of a white woman and black man as an "exceptionally ugly baby" that should be killed before it escapes. Given that, the implication that the baby is an "illiterate mongoloid" sounds more like agreement with alphamale's usual racist garbage than the insult toward him you probably meant it to be.
alphamale
12-22-2005, 05:43 PM
I think you misspoke, Jesus. I assume alphamale's intent here was to yet again express his hatred of black people - this time by disparaging the child of a white woman and black man as an "exceptionally ugly baby" that should be killed before it escapes. Given that, the implication that the baby is an "illiterate mongoloid" sounds more like agreement with alphamale's usual racist garbage than the insult toward him you probably meant it to be.
Uh, no, it's an ugly baby, and the reason you've come back with your standard speech is because it's un-PC to call the baby of a white woman and black man an ugly baby, when it is in fact an ugly baby, especially when the PC mantra on this is "interracial children are soooo cute!". :puke:
lisarea
12-22-2005, 05:53 PM
AHHGH!! Exceptionally ugly baby - what was she thinking when she put the mutant on a magazine cover?? Kill it before it escapes! :D
Wouldn't it be wrong to kill it if you're not even going to eat it?
PS: Babies are ugly. They pretty much all look like that.
viscousmemories
12-22-2005, 06:31 PM
Uh, no, it's an ugly baby, and the reason you've come back with your standard speech is because it's un-PC to call the baby of a white woman and black man an ugly baby [...]
It's an ugly baby because, as lisa pointed out, all newborn babies are ugly. The fact that you were implying that it's ugly because it's the product of a union between a white woman and black man is as obvious as your "joke" that "Heidi Klum's offspring" is "half-man, half-ape" (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=152893#post152893). The only thing worse than a blatant racist is a blatant racist who doesn't have the balls to admit it when confronted. And because I know you're a bit slow, I'm talking about you.
Petra
12-22-2005, 07:33 PM
Just browsing your topics of the last few days, alphamale, and I have come to the conclusion that you totally suffer from Narcississtic Personality Disorder (http://www.halcyon.com/jmashmun/npd/dsm-iv.html); which is really just a pee-see way of saying that I have finally come to fully realise that you are nothing more than an inbred retard troll. You are so stupid that I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married, eh?
Yes, yes, I know it took me longer than everyone else to realise just how revolting you really are at heart, but then I'm a generous soul who usually tries to recognise some good in most people. However, this is proving to be near impossible with you. Even rats and maggots can consistently outclass you, alphie.
alphamale
12-22-2005, 07:41 PM
It's an ugly baby because, as lisa pointed out, all newborn babies are ugly.
Well, no they aren't you blatant babyist. How about this one? Ugly?
http://re2.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/123871705
The fact that you were implying that it's ugly because it's the product of a union between a white woman and black man is as obvious
No, that's a conditioned reflex caused by the PC microchip implanted in your brainstem. :D
The only thing worse than a blatant racist is a blatant racist who doesn't have the balls to admit it when confronted.
The funniest thing in the world is the fireworks, blather, and spit that flies when a politically correctoid's buttons are pushed! :D
alphamale
12-22-2005, 07:46 PM
You are so stupid that I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married, eh?
At least they were both humans! (P.S. - using an avatar with your actual photo on the net isn't a good idea - I'd replace that if I were you.)
ms_ann_thrope
12-22-2005, 07:51 PM
Well, no they aren't you blatant babyist. How about this one? Ugly?
http://re2.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/123871705That's a cute baby, but it's definitely not a newborn. Newborns look like pink frogs, often with coneheads*. The only thing kind of unique about Klum's son in that pic is how much hair he has, and even that really isn't uncommon, especially for babies born late.
*c-section babies don't get the conehead... but they still look like pink frogs
Petra
12-22-2005, 08:02 PM
(P.S. - using an avatar with your actual photo on the net isn't a good idea - I'd replace that if I were you.)
Is that the best you can do, you unimaginative neanderthal? :rofl:
Honestly, if I took your tiny brain and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway.
viscousmemories
12-22-2005, 08:05 PM
The funniest thing in the world is the fireworks, blather, and spit that flies when a politically correctoid's buttons are pushed! :D
As I've explained before, it isn't "political correctness" that compels me to challenge your blatantly racist comments, it's a desire to reveal your hate propaganda for what it really is. So far it seems to be working quite well. There doesn't seem to be anyone here who's buying your bullshit.
alphamale
12-22-2005, 09:12 PM
The funniest thing in the world is the fireworks, blather, and spit that flies when a politically correctoid's buttons are pushed! :D
As I've explained before, it isn't "political correctness" that compels me to challenge your blatantly racist comments, it's a desire to reveal your hate propaganda for what it really is. So far it seems to be working quite well. There doesn't seem to be anyone here who's buying your bullshit.
Don't give me any crap about "hate propaganda" - you do nothing about the giant cesspool of anti-christian hate propaganda here - because that's politically correct hate propaganda - which is what it's all about here - political correctness.
viscousmemories
12-22-2005, 09:30 PM
Don't give me any crap about "hate propaganda" - you do nothing about the giant cesspool of anti-christian hate propaganda here - because that's politically correct hate propaganda - which is what it's all about here - political correctness.
Even if there were a "giant cesspool of anti-Christian hate propaganda" here, which I dispute, my alleged failure to do anything about it doesn't discredit my criticism of the racist hate propaganda you indulge in here on a daily basis. Besides, your pretense to concern for the sensibility of Christians and constant allusions to "political correctness" are obviously just meaningless handwaving - just like when you post "I win!" in large letters followed by a slew of smilies after someone hands you your ass in a debate. :yawn:
alphamale
12-22-2005, 09:41 PM
[quote=alphamale]Don't give me any crap about "hate propaganda" - you do nothing about the giant cesspool of anti-christian hate propaganda here - because that's politically correct hate propaganda - which is what it's all about here - political correctness.
Even if there were a "giant cesspool of anti-Christian hate propaganda" here, which I dispute, my alleged failure to do anything about it doesn't discredit my criticism of the racist hate propaganda you indulge in here on a daily basis.
Yes it does, it shows you as a blinded, dimwitted PC amoeba.
Besides, your pretense to concern for the sensibility of Christians and constant allusions to "political correctness" are obviously just meaningless handwaving
Your vigilant Captain of the Racism Police patrols are just PC brainwashing reflex jerks. :roflmao:
- just like when you post "I win!" in large letters followed by a slew of smilies after someone hands you your ass in a debate.
The PC chip is short-circuiting your brainstem - it's JC who does that.
viscousmemories
12-22-2005, 09:45 PM
Exactly the kind of substanceless response I've come to expect from this racist troll.
livius drusus
12-22-2005, 09:46 PM
Do you make "jokes" about black men being apes to their faces, alpha?
alphamale
12-22-2005, 09:49 PM
Do you make "jokes" about black men being apes to their faces, alpha?
Do you make jokes about christians to their face?
viscousmemories
12-22-2005, 09:49 PM
Do you make "jokes" about black men being apes to their faces, alpha?
He does, but the sheet usually muffles his voice.
alphamale
12-22-2005, 09:54 PM
Exactly the kind of substanceless response I've come to expect from this racist troll.
You wouldn't grasp substance if it leaped up and bit your PC skull twenty times. :D
viscousmemories
12-22-2005, 09:57 PM
You wouldn't grasp substance if it leaped up and bit your PC skull twenty times. :D
I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!!
TomJoe
12-22-2005, 09:59 PM
At least they were both humans! (P.S. - using an avatar with your actual photo on the net isn't a good idea - I'd replace that if I were you.)
Pepperchick would still be hot even if she did look like Bumble.
You alas, are very ugly on the inside. FUGLY as a matter of fact. So while your face might be one that only momma can love, the rest of you is still simply too unbearable for the rest of the world. Except maybe for your fisting buddies at Stormfront.
livius drusus
12-22-2005, 10:00 PM
Do you make jokes about christians to their face?
That assumes I've made such jokes in posts. Please link to them or retract the implication.
You have posted a joke about a black man being an ape (link above), so I'll ask you again: do you make jokes about black men being apes to their faces?
alphamale
12-22-2005, 10:05 PM
the rest of you is still simply too unbearable for the rest of the world.
Tough shit. And don't think the "rest of the world" is like you: a despicable, white uncle tom PC sock puppet.
alphamale
12-22-2005, 10:07 PM
Do you make jokes about christians to their face?
That assumes I've made such jokes in posts. Please link to them or retract the implication.
You have posted a joke about a black man being an ape (link above), so I'll ask you again: do you make jokes about black men being apes to their faces?
Not usually, and neither do they to me. What's your point?
TomJoe
12-22-2005, 10:07 PM
Tough shit. And don't think the "rest of the world" is like you: a despicable, white uncle tom PC sock puppet.
LOL. Me thinks I hit a nerve. Whassmatta? Your momma no love you? Or did you come down with IBS at Stormfront?
Racism is alive and well, as alphamale demonstrates.
Just a few minutes ago I was playing backgammon at yahoo. You get assigned a random avatar on the program (which you can change, if you want) and mine is of a black man.
When I beat some guy, he had the gaul to write, "You lucky nigger" to me. He may have been alphamale, actually, for all I know.
livius drusus
12-22-2005, 10:20 PM
Not usually
Why not?
What's your point?
My point is that you are posting these jokes publically. Your audience is not all white, so I was curious whether you would make such jokes in person to black people just as you do online.
Jesus Christ
12-22-2005, 11:15 PM
I think you misspoke, Jesus. I assume alphamale's intent here was to yet again express his hatred of black people - this time by disparaging the child of a white woman and black man as an "exceptionally ugly baby" that should be killed before it escapes. Given that, the implication that the baby is an "illiterate mongoloid" sounds more like agreement with alphamale's usual racist garbage than the insult toward him you probably meant it to be.
Sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internet when I want it too, it would seem.
alphamale
12-23-2005, 03:03 AM
Racism is alive and well, as alphamale demonstrates.
White uncle tom PC pussyism is alive and well, as you demonstrate. :wink:
alphamale
12-23-2005, 03:07 AM
My point is that you are posting these jokes publically. Your audience is not all white, so I was curious whether you would make such jokes in person to black people just as you do online.
Why do you care?
livius drusus
12-23-2005, 03:12 AM
You choose to post things. I'm ask questions about your choices. If you find them intrusive or discomfiting, I apologize, but I don't think I'm crossing any privacy boundaries by asking you to expand on your mores. You certainly talk about them a great deal. :shrug:
daota
12-23-2005, 03:15 AM
it is an ugly baby :[
but all babies are. :/
alphamale
12-23-2005, 03:40 AM
You choose to post things. I'm ask questions about your choices. If you find them intrusive or discomfiting, I apologize, but I don't think I'm crossing any privacy boundaries by asking you to expand on your mores. You certainly talk about them a great deal. :shrug:
("Discomfiting" is one of those liberalisms that make my hair stand on end.) I asked why you are asking.
alphamale
12-23-2005, 03:42 AM
it is an ugly baby :[
but all babies are. :/
Not THAT ugly - only PC self-hypnotic doublethink would allow anyone to hold otherwise.
daota
12-23-2005, 03:46 AM
it is an ugly baby :[
but all babies are. :/
Not THAT ugly - only PC self-hypnotic doublethink would allow anyone to hold otherwise.
lmao. I suppose not. But I doubt it has anything to do with race like everyone's going on about.
TomJoe
12-23-2005, 05:51 AM
Racism is alive and well, as alphamale demonstrates.
White uncle tom PC pussyism is alive and well, as you demonstrate. :wink:
Alphamale, your buddies from Stormfront called. They're missing a latex glove.
alphamale
12-23-2005, 05:18 PM
Racism is alive and well, as alphamale demonstrates.
White uncle tom PC pussyism is alive and well, as you demonstrate. :wink:
Alphamale, your buddies from Stormfront called. They're missing a latex glove.
TJ, Demarcus and Tyrone called - they said git yo two holes over there fast.
TomJoe
12-23-2005, 05:21 PM
TJ, Demarcus and Tyrone called - they said git yo two holes over there fast.
It took you 12 hours to come up with that? Sheesh.
MonCapitan2002
12-23-2005, 08:02 PM
AHHGH!! Exceptionally ugly baby - what was she thinking when she put the mutant on a magazine cover?? Kill it before it escapes! :D
Wouldn't it be wrong to kill it if you're not even going to eat it?
PS: Babies are ugly. They pretty much all look like that.
Not true. While very newborn infants are kinda ugly. They tend to get cuter once the gorw a little. I am sure her infant will be much cuter in a couple of months.
lisarea
12-23-2005, 08:27 PM
PS: Babies are ugly. They pretty much all look like that.
Not true. While very newborn infants are kinda ugly. They tend to get cuter once the gorw a little. I am sure her infant will be much cuter in a couple of months.
True. I did mean to refer to newborn infants by that.
Especially after vaginal birth. Their skulls are malleable, and become deformed looking from their trip down the canal. Some end up, as mentioned here, with cone-shaped heads, some end up with something more like a lima bean. (No, I don't fully understand how that happens, but I've seen it.) They all have little tiny bottoms with splayed out legs, like a frog or a chimp. Their eyes are squooshed and kind of muddied looking. They're frequently swollen or bruised. They're usually either bald or oddly hairy.
But if you look at it objectively, even 'cute' older babies are pretty deformed, at least by adult standards. Their heads are enormous. They have weird fat deposits in really stupid places. Like their ELBOWS. Babies have ROLLS OF FAT that make them have like six or seven ELBOW CREASES. How insane is that? Oh. And this is a good way to make fun of a baby: Lift up your arm and drape it atop your head. If they're old enough, they'll try to mimic you. They can't. They have stumpy little arms, and cannot even reach the tops of their own heads!
Monsters, I tell you. They're MONSTERS.
I would be a little more worried about them if it were not for the fact that I can kick most of their asses.
It's an ugly baby because, as lisa pointed out, all newborn babies are ugly.
Well, no they aren't you blatant babyist. How about this one? Ugly?
http://re2.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/123871705
That obviously isn't a newborn baby. It's holding it's own head up (at least I think it is...I suppose it could be an odd camera angle on a baby that's lying on its back), not to mention all the other cues alreay pointed out.
ms_ann_thrope
12-23-2005, 08:48 PM
I'm amazed no one's pointed this out yet, but that obviously isn't a newborn baby. It's holding it's own head up.*sniffle* No one listens to me, I already pointed that out. *sob*
lisarea
12-23-2005, 09:16 PM
Well, no they aren't you blatant babyist. How about this one? Ugly?
http://re2.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/123871705
Well, since nobody else has pointed this out yet, that is one old-assed baby, and cannot effectively be compared with a newborn.
How has nobody here noticed that?
Criminutles, people.
ms_ann_thrope
12-23-2005, 09:22 PM
Damn you! Damn you all! :shakefist::
I need an echo-smilie for my posts...
viscousmemories
12-23-2005, 10:06 PM
I initially intended to point out that the picture alphamale posted is obviously not a brand-newborn, but I just couldn't bring myself to take that "argument" seriously. I might as well mention it now, though, since nobody else has.
alphamale
12-23-2005, 10:12 PM
I initially intended to point out that the picture alphamale posted is obviously not a brand-newborn, but I just couldn't bring myself to take that "argument" seriously. I might as well mention it now, though, since nobody else has.
Let's stop talking like Klum just popped it out and stood up. The baby is ugly, by baby standards.
MonCapitan2002
12-23-2005, 11:02 PM
PS: Babies are ugly. They pretty much all look like that.
Not true. While very newborn infants are kinda ugly. They tend to get cuter once the gorw a little. I am sure her infant will be much cuter in a couple of months.
True. I did mean to refer to newborn infants by that.
Especially after vaginal birth. Their skulls are malleable, and become deformed looking from their trip down the canal. Some end up, as mentioned here, with cone-shaped heads, some end up with something more like a lima bean. (No, I don't fully understand how that happens, but I've seen it.) They all have little tiny bottoms with splayed out legs, like a frog or a chimp. Their eyes are squooshed and kind of muddied looking. They're frequently swollen or bruised. They're usually either bald or oddly hairy.
But if you look at it objectively, even 'cute' older babies are pretty deformed, at least by adult standards. Their heads are enormous. They have weird fat deposits in really stupid places. Like their ELBOWS. Babies have ROLLS OF FAT that make them have like six or seven ELBOW CREASES. How insane is that? Oh. And this is a good way to make fun of a baby: Lift up your arm and drape it atop your head. If they're old enough, they'll try to mimic you. They can't. They have stumpy little arms, and cannot even reach the tops of their own heads!
Monsters, I tell you. They're MONSTERS.
I would be a little more worried about them if it were not for the fact that I can kick most of their asses.
:roflmao:
Thank you for that really good laugh.
MonCapitan2002
12-23-2005, 11:22 PM
Exactly the kind of substanceless response I've come to expect from this racist troll.
You wouldn't grasp substance if it leaped up and bit your PC skull twenty times. :D
Dude. You posts have no merit whatsoever (actually, I take that back, I can point at them and laugh). You keep calling vm a vanguard of the pc police. What I find interesting about your willdly distorted viewpoint is the fact that you are still here and still hold the view that vm is slavishly devoted to upholding political correctness on this forum. VM, if he really wanted to could ban you at anytime and almost no one here would object (I would be among the very few exceptions). So next time you decide to call him a PC zombie (or robor or any other perjoratives*), you might want to take an industrial dose of shut the fuck up potion. Try actually reading and comprehending what is said to you. You might actually learn something.
*Pejorative is another word for insult.
ms_ann_thrope
12-24-2005, 12:02 AM
:glare:
:laugh:
rigorist
12-24-2005, 12:51 AM
What's weird is it looks like they took time to touch up H. Klum's makeup, but didn't do anything for the kid except a quick wipe.
beyelzu
12-24-2005, 01:30 AM
Do you make "jokes" about black men being apes to their faces, alpha?
Do you make jokes about christians to their face?
i do with my friends and aquaintenances, even strangers for that matter, i avoid it at work cuz it leads to complications. although they do know that i am non religious.
beyelzu
12-24-2005, 01:34 AM
for the record that is one ugly baby, regardless of parents, and for the record most babies i have ever seen are pretty fucking ugly as well.
alphamale
12-24-2005, 04:58 AM
Dude. You posts have no merit whatsoever (actually, I take that back, I can point at them and laugh).
What are you - a male or female? Since most of the people here switch sex on their avatars, I'll assume you're a male. Dude, you're a brainless piece of crap. How dare a shit tube like you even open your mouth at me.
You keep calling vm a vanguard of the pc police. What I find interesting about your willdly distorted viewpoint is the fact that you are still here and still hold the view that vm is slavishly devoted to upholding political correctness on this forum.
I didn't say that, garden slug brain. Get off the drugs and clean yourself up.
VM, if he really wanted to could ban you at anytime and almost no one here would object (I would be among the very few exceptions).
Damn right. The owners of web sites are completely entitled to ban anyone. If the owners of this site want a PC paradise of liberals who spend the day kissing each other's asses and engaging in group hallucinations, banning me is the thing to do!
Widget
12-24-2005, 05:12 AM
it appears the nasty pills just kicked in.
I'm amazed no one's pointed this out yet, but that obviously isn't a newborn baby. It's holding it's own head up.*sniffle* No one listens to me, I already pointed that out. *sob*
Hehe. I edited myself like 30 seconds after I posted that, but you were too quick. I meant that no one had pointed out the upright head thing.
MonCapitan2002
12-25-2005, 03:40 PM
Dude. You posts have no merit whatsoever (actually, I take that back, I can point at them and laugh).
What are you - a male or female? Since most of the people here switch sex on their avatars, I'll assume you're a male. Dude, you're a brainless piece of crap. How dare a shit tube like you even open your mouth at me.
I am inpressed. It must have taken all 20 of your brain cells to come up with that insult. Good going.
You keep calling vm a vanguard of the pc police. What I find interesting about your willdly distorted viewpoint is the fact that you are still here and still hold the view that vm is slavishly devoted to upholding political correctness on this forum.
I didn't say that, garden slug brain. Get off the drugs and clean yourself up.
You have implied it by constantly calling him "pc". Oh, and he isn't being pc. What he is doing is being a decen human being. You only revolting, irredeemable scum like you call being a decent human being "politically correct".
VM, if he really wanted to could ban you at anytime and almost no one here would object (I would be among the very few exceptions).
Damn right. The owners of web sites are completely entitled to ban anyone. If the owners of this site want a PC paradise of liberals who spend the day kissing each other's asses and engaging in group hallucinations, banning me is the thing to do!
You use the term "PC" again. I think the term you are looking for is "decent people". Then again, sludge like you will never recognise decency for what it is. You are too busy hating everyone and everything that disagrees with you.
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