Prices Slashed!!!

[alphamale]

70%! 80%! 100%! We pay you to take it away! Hurry - doors open at 3 A.M.! Buy stuff till your card is maxed - will give you a new one! Break your neck falling down the mall stairs, or get a heart attack running up! BUY you sonofabitch! Take it home - stick it in the garage, the basement, the attic! Call Goodwill and have it trucked off! Whew! :breath:

[freemonkey]

Crap. Its hard to tell with you, alpha, but I might actually agree with you on this.

[Ari]

Stores really should have slave labor day sales.
"Prices so low even our sweatshop workers could afford it"
"All products 95% off, buy our crap at the price it should be sold at. Don't worry about our bottom line, we still make a profit."