Cf and gets invaded by a giant penis and no one is wiser.

[beyelzu]

I used the penis scotty made for my cf avatar.

and so far I havent been banned or had my avatar deleted or anything.

I erased the fuck off the tshirt however, I thought it was a little over the top.


anybody got any ideas on what I tell people when they start mentionin my avatar looks like a giant penis with a tattoo that is smoking and wearing a beer hat???

[Brimshack]

It represents a puncheable Bozo the Clown, evoking the virility, er, strength of the subaltern by daring to suggest that he might just strike back. Indeed, he represents the rejection of bland and mundane violenc in the middle class Judeo-Christian ethic, an ethic which says to all the worlds, poor, all the women of the world, and all i's people of color that they must simply get back up for more. This punching bag will not stand for it. He ie evolving feet. He smokes in your living room. And if you want to abuse hime, he's gonna kick your ass, you goddam fascist mutherfucker!


Okay, leave the last part out, but if you can say something like that just like you really mean it, their eyes will gloss over and they'll assume you are too brainwashed by college teachers to indulge in something like a dick joke.

[beyelzu]

It represents a puncheable Bozo the Clown, evoking the virility, er, strength of the subaltern by daring to suggest that he might just strike back. Indeed, he represents the rejection of bland and mundane violenc in the middle class Judeo-Christian ethic, an ethic which says to all the worlds, poor, all the women of the world, and all i's people of color that they must simply get back up for more. This punching bag will not stand for it. He ie evolving feet. He smokes in your living room. And if you want to abuse hime, he's gonna kick your ass, you goddam fascist mutherfucker!


Okay, leave the last part out, but if you can say something like that just like you really mean it, their eyes will gloss over and they'll assume you are too brainwashed by college teachers to indulge in something like a dick joke.

excellent :burns:

I really had no idea what I was going to say when called on it.

you rule, my friend.

[livius drusus]

I wouldn't call it a giant penis exactly. More like sturdy.

[beyelzu]

I wouldn't call it a giant penis exactly. More like sturdy.
:roflmao:


as an update a moderator over there took away my avatar and gave me a kitty one instead.

[Godless Dave]

Did they inform you or did it just show up? My Monty Python God avatar disappeared once with no explanation. I brought it back a few days ago and it's still there, so far.

[godfry n. glad]

I wouldn't call it a giant penis exactly. More like sturdy.
:roflmao:


as an update a moderator over there took away my avatar and gave me a kitty one instead.

So...You're saying they prefer pussies over penises?

Isn't that sexist?....oh....wait....it's a Christian forum? Nevermind.

godfry

[beyelzu]

Did they inform you or did it just show up? My Monty Python God avatar disappeared once with no explanation. I brought it back a few days ago and it's still there, so far.
the mod informed me, and said that he changed it because he figured that a different mod would have just banned me for it.


once again lets praise this modless forum. :bow: :bow: :bow:

[beyelzu]

I wouldn't call it a giant penis exactly. More like sturdy.
:roflmao:


as an update a moderator over there took away my avatar and gave me a kitty one instead.

So...You're saying they prefer pussies over penises?

Isn't that sexist?....oh....wait....it's a Christian forum? Nevermind.

godfry

:roflmao:

[Scotty]

Hmm, I will have to make you another one.

Bigger, stronger, faster!

-Scott

[godfry n. glad]

I wouldn't call it a giant penis exactly. More like sturdy.

Could we say "Armed and dangerous"?

I knew we could...

godfry

[livius drusus]

Did they inform you or did it just show up? My Monty Python God avatar disappeared once with no explanation. I brought it back a few days ago and it's still there, so far.
the mod informed me, and said that he changed it because he figured that a different mod would have just banned me for it.

I think that's a rather generous response to an admitted agent provocateur, actually. (Although I agree that the kitty was just gratuitously perverse.) Who's the cool mod?

once again lets praise this modless forum. :bow: :bow: :bow:
Aw, shucks...
/me kicks a pebble

Still, even without mods I could have been all "Your anthropomorphized genitalia disgust me, beyelzu! I command you to use one of Adora's Finding Nemo avatars instead." I'm not saying it's likely, but it coulda happened. :P

[Petra]

the mod informed me, and said that he changed it because he figured that a different mod would have just banned me for it.I got permanently banned from there yesterday. 3 warnings in one week, and they kicked my leftie ass out the door. Apparently, I was baiting dittomonkey911 and dr.feelgood. :innocent:

once again lets praise this modless forum. :bow: :bow: :bow:

Indeed! Praise be to the modless, for they truly rock the webby world! Yeah.
:rockingout:

[beyelzu]

the mod informed me, and said that he changed it because he figured that a different mod would have just banned me for it.I got permanently banned from there yesterday. 3 warnings in one week, and they kicked my leftie ass out the door. Apparently, I was baiting dittomonkey911 and dr.feelgood. :innocent:

once again lets praise this modless forum. :bow: :bow: :bow:

Indeed! Praise be to the modless, for they truly rock the webby world! Yeah.
:rockingout:Its weird. I got one official warning for telling an atheist that he might want to check out ff or ii and an unofficial one for having a penis avatar.

[beyelzu]

Did they inform you or did it just show up? My Monty Python God avatar disappeared once with no explanation. I brought it back a few days ago and it's still there, so far.
the mod informed me, and said that he changed it because he figured that a different mod would have just banned me for it.

I think that's a rather generous response to an admitted agent provocateur, actually. (Although I agree that the kitty was just gratuitously perverse.) Who's the cool mod?

it was didaskalos

and he had this to say
Change the avatar immediately.

Did Farren make this for you?

so he recognizes farren's work even when scotty helps.
once again lets praise this modless forum. :bow: :bow: :bow:
Aw, shucks...
* livius drusus kicks a pebble

Still, even without mods I could have been all "Your anthropomorphized genitalia disgust me, beyelzu! I command you to use one of Adora's Finding Nemo avatars instead." I'm not saying it's likely, but it coulda happened. :P
yeah, somehow almost anything else seems more likely.:)

[Ensign Steve]

"Your anthropomorphized genitalia disgust me, beyelzu! I command you to use one of Adora's Finding Nemo avatars instead."

I read that big word "anth-ro-po-morph-ized" and I thought, "I don't know what that means, I'll just ignore it." Then I heard the same word on Star Trek, and I had to go look it up. Yay! My vocabulary has thusly been expanded. Thank you, liv! :D

[Beth]

I wouldn't call it a giant penis exactly. More like sturdy.
Gosh, Liv, you are so witty!

[seebs]

I got permanently banned from there yesterday. 3 warnings in one week, and they kicked my leftie ass out the door. Apparently, I was baiting dittomonkey911 and dr.feelgood. :innocent:

I've pointed out repeatedly that the "three warnings in a week" rule exists only to be abused, but...

[Farren]

and he had this to say
Change the avatar immediately.

Did Farren make this for you?


Since I'm not in the habit of making people avatars he/she is probably a lurker here.

[Gawen]

I don't think it looks like a penis very much at all....*innocent look*
There's no glans, no bulging veins, no wrinkles around what would be considered the balls area, the mouth is in the wrong position, has two arms, it wears a T-shirt, smokes and wears sunglasses. I don't know about those people in CF, but MY penis doesn't look like or do any of that... :eek:
I think they need to keep their minds out of the gutter... :yup:

Now, maybe if you replace the current head and put Bush's head on it, it'd look like a REAL dick... :cool:

[livius drusus]

"Your anthropomorphized genitalia disgust me, beyelzu! I command you to use one of Adora's Finding Nemo avatars instead."

I read that big word "anth-ro-po-morph-ized" and I thought, "I don't know what that means, I'll just ignore it." Then I heard the same word on Star Trek, and I had to go look it up. Yay! My vocabulary has thusly been expanded. Thank you, liv! :D

Shouldn't you be thanking Picard? He was the one who persuaded you to crack a dictionary, not I. No, I was just the prolix old maid whose effusions you skipped right over.

That's cool. I can take it. In fact, I harbor no ill-will whatsoever. I'll prove it to you: click on the "more" link to open the smilie search window, type in "Ensign Steve" as the keywords, make the search type "All words" and see what you find.

[livius drusus]

Gosh, Liv, you are so witty!

Thankee, ma'am. Wait a minute. Are you mocking me? :noid:

[JoeP]

Shouldn't you be thanking Picard? He was the one who persuaded you to crack a dictionary, not I. No, I was just the prolix old maid whose effusions you skipped right over.

That's cool. I can take it. In fact, I harbor no ill-will whatsoever. I'll prove it to you: click on the "more" link to open the smilie search window, type in "Ensign Steve" as the keywords, make the search type "All words" and see what you find.
None of them look like Picard. Or JD.

[livius drusus]

Literalism is a crutch for uncreative minds. Embrace the metaphor.

[beyelzu]

and he had this to say
Change the avatar immediately.

Did Farren make this for you?


Since I'm not in the habit of making people avatars he/she is probably a lurker here.
I was wondering about that.

I thought maybe you travelled the net making giant penises for anyone that wanted one.


in fact, I cried just a little because I doubted our relationship.

:D

Thanks for letting me know that I don't have anything to worry about.

[beyelzu]

I don't think it looks like a penis very much at all....*innocent look*
There's no glans, no bulging veins, no wrinkles around what would be considered the balls area, the mouth is in the wrong position, has two arms, it wears a T-shirt, smokes and wears sunglasses. I don't know about those people in CF, but MY penis doesn't look like or do any of that... :eek:
I think they need to keep their minds out of the gutter... :yup:

Now, maybe if you replace the current head and put Bush's head on it, it'd look like a REAL dick... :cool:

I dont know a giant bush penis avatar is probably instaban material over at cf.

and actually my penis looks just like the avatar I am thinking about getting some sort of corrective surgery.

[JoeP]

Literalism is a crutch for uncreative minds. Embrace the metaphor.
Crutch? Embrace? What kind of site is this?

[Gawen]

and actually my penis looks just like the avatar I am thinking about getting some sort of corrective surgery.
Really?

[livius drusus]

and actually my penis looks just like the avatar I am thinking about getting some sort of corrective surgery.

Naw, man... Just take off the beer cap and I swear people will stop pointing and laughing.

[Beth]

Gosh, Liv, you are so witty!

Thankee, ma'am. Wait a minute. Are you mocking me? :noid:
Hehe. No. I thought it was funny. But I suppose I did make it intentionally vague:P

Then I read how the penis was replaced with a pussy cat. Um, that is rather funny. Perhaps the avatar should be replaced with a rooster, instead, as a representative of "cock"? I just thought the mod had to have had some sort of perverse humor to do that.

[beyelzu]

and actually my penis looks just like the avatar I am thinking about getting some sort of corrective surgery.

Naw, man... Just take off the beer cap and I swear people will stop pointing and laughing.
:biglaugh:

[beyelzu]

and actually my penis looks just like the avatar I am thinking about getting some sort of corrective surgery.
Really?
would I lie to you???
:innocent:

[Socratoad]

Strange people here!

My penis does'nt look like/see at all. It is guided by the wondrous scent of woman.

[beyelzu]

Gosh, Liv, you are so witty!

Thankee, ma'am. Wait a minute. Are you mocking me? :noid:
Hehe. No. I thought it was funny. But I suppose I did make it intentionally vague:P

Then I read how the penis was replaced with a pussy cat. Um, that is rather funny. Perhaps the avatar should be replaced with a rooster, instead, as a representative of "cock"? I just thought the mod had to have had some sort of perverse humor to do that.


I went with christ on a cross to show how I was being persecuted by the mods there, but I doubt anyone there will see the irony.

[beyelzu]

Strange people here!

My penis does'nt see at all. It is guided by the wondrous scent of woman.

and my penis doesn't even have a nose,

I guess all penises arent created equal. :D

[livius drusus]

Okay now we're getting into some pretty creepy imagery here. I keep picturing something like earmouse (http://www.creativedynamix.com/grafix/earmouse.jpg) only it's nosecock.

:scared2:

[Ensign Steve]

:starfleet: :enterp: :batleth: :starfleet: :enterp: :batleth: :starfleet: :enterp: :batleth: :starfleet: :enterp: :batleth: :starfleet: :enterp: :batleth: :starfleet: :enterp: :batleth: :starfleet: :enterp: :batleth: :starfleet: :enterp: :batleth: :starfleet: :enterp: :batleth: :starfleet: :enterp: :batleth: :starfleet: :enterp: :batleth: :starfleet: :enterp: :batleth: :starfleet: :enterp: :batleth:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!
:bow: I'm not worthy. Thank you, liv.

Okay now we're getting into some pretty creepy imagery here. I keep picturing something like earmouse (http://www.creativedynamix.com/grafix/earmouse.jpg) only it's nosecock.

:scared2:

earmouse rules! And I'm pretty sure it was you who made me crack open the dictionary (dot-com) because most of the words on Star Trek are made up, dontcha know, so I probably would have ignored it if I hadn't heard/read it earlier that same day.

[Gawen]

and actually my penis looks just like the avatar I am thinking about getting some sort of corrective surgery.
Really?
would I lie to you???
:innocent:Despite the innocent smilie....evidentally.

[Farren]

and he had this to say
Change the avatar immediately.

Did Farren make this for you?


Since I'm not in the habit of making people avatars he/she is probably a lurker here.
I was wondering about that.

I thought maybe you travelled the net making giant penises for anyone that wanted one.


in fact, I cried just a little because I doubted our relationship.

:D

Thanks for letting me know that I don't have anything to worry about.

Hell no!

Perhaps next time you're planning a similar excursion, you should wear a disguise:

http://home.icon.co.za/~farren/bunny.gif

[edited to add]

http://home.icon.co.za/~farren/bunny2.gif

[beyelzu]

and he had this to say
Change the avatar immediately.

Did Farren make this for you?


Since I'm not in the habit of making people avatars he/she is probably a lurker here.
I was wondering about that.

I thought maybe you travelled the net making giant penises for anyone that wanted one.


in fact, I cried just a little because I doubted our relationship.

:D

Thanks for letting me know that I don't have anything to worry about.

Hell no!

Perhaps next time you're planning a similar excursion, you should wear a disguise:

http://home.icon.co.za/~farren/bunny.gif

[edited to add]

http://home.icon.co.za/~farren/bunny2.gif



thank you farren. now I will put it on and head on over to cf.


you fucking rule

:thankyou:

[viscousmemories]

:biglaugh:

That disguise rocks.

[Beth]

That is sooo funny.