I'm a thread killing sumbitch.

[Dingfod]

What? Am I invisible? Do I not amuse or entertain you? Do you wish I'd go away? Do tell.

[Dingfod]

I hate to post and run, but I'm just on break from the Owasso Marching Band competition, came home to feed the horsies, post and run, then back I go, Roxy's band made the finals.

[livius drusus]

Congratulations, Roxy! Warren, you crazy.

[Ex-zombie]

Have you considered the fact that what you write is so well written that I read it and think, I wish I could have said it so well. You have responded in a sensitive and thoughtful way to things I have written. What more could I ask for?

[viscousmemories]

I think everyone probably feels that way from time to time. I know I do anyway.

[wade-w]

Yeah, I've already killed my share of threads around here.

[pescifish]

I wonder if I can be the one who kills this one... :computer::killpc:

[viscousmemories]

I wonder if I can be the one who kills this one... :computer::killpc:
Nope. :yawn:

[Farren]

What? Am I invisible? Do I not amuse or entertain you? Do you wish I'd go away? Do tell.

Warren I feel the same way often. Especially when certain people keep ragging me about my verbal diarrhea :yup:

My solution is just to find something else of interest and keep posting until I feel loved again. Don't worry about it, no-ones suddenly gone off you. You've probably just had the misfortune lately of posting on topics where the general interest was dying already.

I certainly find your posts interesting and articulate.

[JoeP]

:fuming: damn line just dropped

Farren, you don't have verbal diarrhea, you have polyloquacity ... hypertaxia ... or something cool like that. :D

Warren, know the feeling - I've also had posts overlooked - and I've overlooked some myself (I only know because I discover them days later). Unaccountable, unless we can blame it on the much-maligned treatment of unread flags in vB software.

Anyway, I'll be the one to kill this thread.

[livius drusus]

Good God, Joe, you're obsessed with the unread marks! Let it go, man, before it eats you up inside.

<insert obligatory claim of thread-killing here>

[Gawen]

I used to think that way. I must have...maybe a 100?...threads that ended abruptly. Now when this happens, I flip a coin. Heads=I left 'em flabbergasted. Tails=I left 'em flabbergasted... :D

Personally, I've gotten used to it. If you make it to the Gathering warrenly, look for the nearly invisible guys sitting by themselves in the corner. That'll be me and JoeP and wade-w. I'll have a box of Imodium for Farren...just in case... :D

[JoeP]

Good God, Joe, you're obsessed with the unread marks! Let it go, man, before it eats you up inside.

<insert obligatory claim of thread-killing here>
Of course I'm obsessed. No need to let it go. I have a master plan. :drevil:

The smilie search project was only a diversion. :muahaha:

Anyway, this thread is dead.

[Dingfod]

Have you considered the fact that what you write is so well written that I read it and think, I wish I could have said it so well. You have responded in a sensitive and thoughtful way to things I have written. What more could I ask for?That never occurred to me at all. I think I'm such a hack and a ham sometimes.

Congratulations, Roxy! Warren, you crazy.SHS band came in 9th out of 10 finalists. Damn. They put on a good show. This is their first year using much in the way of props. The Band Boosters Club built a house and fence rails to simulate the "Home on the Range", which was the theme. They played music from the Disney cartoon feature of the same name, finishing off with a piece that contained the theme from the Magnificent Seven, with a bit of Aaron Copeland thrown in for good measure. They did well.

The big winner for the night was Broken Arrow... as usual. Broken Arrow High School has over 5000 students. Compare that to Sapulpa's <1200. The BAHS competition band is an elite squad composed of the best of the best. I wouldn't be surprised if they don't recruit from outside their district, I know they do for football. In one case, alumni bought a house and paid the moving expenses for a football star's single mom to get them to move into the district. Scandalous! But, it's reality in Oklahoma.

[Beth]

Warren, I feel ya man. I feel like the thread killingest person around sometimes. Sigh. At least I know I am not the only one. ;)

[AspenMama]

Yeah, I've already killed my share of threads around here.
I never noticed!

:D

[AspenMama]

What? Am I invisible? Do I not amuse or entertain you? Do you wish I'd go away? Do tell.
I wish you'd come visit Denver again and drink pretty pink martinis with me. :D

[viscousmemories]

Compare that to Sapulpa's <1200.
Sapulpa? Wasn't that the big insect thing that owned Annakin and his Mom in Phantom of the Menace? :D

I declare this thread dead.

[livius drusus]

SHS band came in 9th out of 10 finalists. Damn. They put on a good show. This is their first year using much in the way of props. The Band Boosters Club built a house and fence rails to simulate the "Home on the Range", which was the theme. They played music from the Disney cartoon feature of the same name, finishing off with a piece that contained the theme from the Magnificent Seven, with a bit of Aaron Copeland thrown in for good measure. They did well.

That sounds great to me. I can't believe how complex these kinds of productions have to be in order to make the grade. If fence rails and houses get you 9th place, what in the hell did the Broken Arrow bastards (we hates them, yessss) do?

Hey, incidentally, does anybody ever actually do the stuff from the musical Oklahoma in Oklahoma, or is that just too banal even for y'all?

[beyelzu]

What? Am I invisible? Do I not amuse or entertain you? Do you wish I'd go away? Do tell.

Warren I feel the same way often. Especially when certain people keep ragging me about my verbal diarrhea :yup:

My solution is just to find something else of interest and keep posting until I feel loved again. Don't worry about it, no-ones suddenly gone off you. You've probably just had the misfortune lately of posting on topics where the general interest was dying already.

I certainly find your posts interesting and articulate.

hell, farren, I really like reading your posts even when I dont respond.

sometimes I just feel outclassed.

[beyelzu]

What? Am I invisible? Do I not amuse or entertain you? Do you wish I'd go away? Do tell.
I wish you'd come visit Denver again and drink pretty pink martinis with me. :D
I am something of a martini purist.

I think pink martinis might just be a mortal sin and makes god cry.

[Dingfod]

Compare that to Sapulpa's <1200.
Sapulpa? Wasn't that the big insect thing that owned Annakin and his Mom in Phantom of the Menace? :DYes. But, here in Oklahoma, they were so impressed with that movie, they named a town after every character in it.

I declare this thread dead.You really can't do that. It's not dead until I say it's dead.*


*I said this exact thing to my boss once after he told me an issue was dead. It wasn't dead either. I was right, the company was wrong. I won in the end. Now all shift workers at that company get paid for all of their vacation hours. I can be quite persistent when I am absolutely 100% positive I am right.

[Dingfod]

What? Am I invisible? Do I not amuse or entertain you? Do you wish I'd go away? Do tell.
I wish you'd come visit Denver again and drink pretty pink martinis with me. :D
I am something of a martini purist.

I think pink martinis might just be a mortal sin and makes god cry.Dude, when you're drinking them with Aspen Mama, you won't care if they are pink, blue, purple or Prestone anti-freeze yellow-green.

AspenMama, I'll come back again... someday.

[Dingfod]

SHS band came in 9th out of 10 finalists. Damn. They put on a good show. This is their first year using much in the way of props. The Band Boosters Club built a house and fence rails to simulate the "Home on the Range", which was the theme. They played music from the Disney cartoon feature of the same name, finishing off with a piece that contained the theme from the Magnificent Seven, with a bit of Aaron Copeland thrown in for good measure. They did well.

That sounds great to me. I can't believe how complex these kinds of productions have to be in order to make the grade. If fence rails and houses get you 9th place, what in the hell did the Broken Arrow bastards (we hates them, yessss) do?I don't even remember. I do remember thinking at the time of their performance, they were way better than any other band there. The point totals showed it too. The difference between 10th place and 4th place was only 8 or 9 points. Third place Mustang High School (near OKC) scored something like 6 points above 4th. Second place Union High School (another school like Broken Arrow and right next door to them, 3000 strong and recruits from out of district), with their flag corps/color guard dressed up like Vegas showgirls, scored about 8 points above Mustang. Broken Arrow scored 9 points higher than Union. They were that good. Yes, we hatesssss them, we do.

Mustang's program was cool too. They had their flag corps wearing all black with a black watchcap, like burglars. The theme was "Catch Me if You Can". The last song they played was the intro music for the movie of the same name. It was cool.

One band that didn't even make the cut to the finals, Coweta (another character in Star Wars Phantom Menace, I think) had a really good small band program that featured four Beethoven numbers. Beethoven in marching band? It worked. Beethoven's 5th wove it all together, with Fur Elise, Moonlight Sonata and Pathetique thrown in. Poor Coweta, they had fewer members in their band than Broken Arrow has flaggettes (flag corps) and no props. However their sound was great and they did win their division, 3A schools, they just didn't make the finals.

Hey, incidentally, does anybody ever actually do the stuff from the musical Oklahoma in Oklahoma, or is that just too banal even for y'all?Yea, last year one band did. They all play the song Oklahoma before football games right after The Star Spangled Banner. It is the state song after all. Less than five miles from my house is an outdoor theater, Discoveryland, that puts on the musical Oklahoma every other day all summer long, alternating with Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.

[JoeP]

See? Not dead yet.

[Dingfod]

See? Not dead yet.Almost.

[pescifish]

You wish. But you're not gonna win this contest. :no2:

[Dingfod]

Really?

[SharonDee]

Really.

[LadyXoc]

:popcorn:

[beyelzu]

I am so going to win this


I killed many threads at ii

I could never decide if it was because of my kickass debate skills or rather my offensive style.

but one way or another I will walk you into the ground*



*a gold star for anyone who read the book that came from. a hint, huge author and pseudonym

[Dingfod]

Mark Twain?

[beyelzu]

Mark Twain?
nope, think recent.

huge, huge author

[AspenMama]

What? Am I invisible? Do I not amuse or entertain you? Do you wish I'd go away? Do tell.
I wish you'd come visit Denver again and drink pretty pink martinis with me. :D
I am something of a martini purist.

I think pink martinis might just be a mortal sin and makes god cry.Dude, when you're drinking them with Aspen Mama, you won't care if they are pink, blue, purple or Prestone anti-freeze yellow-green.

AspenMama, I'll come back again... someday.

That'd be really cool. Thanks for the kudos. :cool:

[wade-w]

Mark Twain?
nope, think recent.

huge, huge author

Stephen King, I think. Can't recall the pen name he was using though. It was in a collection of stories that included the basis for the movie Running Man.

Of course, I could be totally wrong.

[LadyXoc]

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[Ex-zombie]

Mark Twain?
nope, think recent.

huge, huge author

Stephen King, I think. Can't recall the pen name he was using though. It was in a collection of stories that included the basis for the movie Running Man.

Of course, I could be totally wrong.

He wrote "The Running Man" under the pen name Richard Bachman.

[Goliath]

Going back to the OP, I'm beginning to feel kinda invisible, myself. In fact, I wonder if more people than just Shea have put me on their ignore list.

[Dingfod]

Going back to the OP, I'm beginning to feel kinda invisible, myself. In fact, I wonder if more people than just Shea have put me on their ignore list.Not me. But, I might be on a number of ignore lists. Maybe that is why nobody responds to some of my posts. Because I seriously doubt it is because I have provided the definitive answer to anything at all, ever.

[livius drusus]

I've killed more threads than both of you put together.

[Scotty]

I've killed more threads than both of you put together.

Threadocide.

-Scott

[livius drusus]

Threadocide.

That's my name; don't wear it out. :giggle:

[Dingfod]

Well, kiss my threadkilling buttocks, liv might be right, but only in the shear numbers game. I'm sure that I've killed more threads as a percentage than anyone in history.

[Scotty]

I hate to burst your bubble of invisibility, but if you think about it, Shake is the master.

-Scott

[viscousmemories]

This might be a combination of taking this thread too seriously and stating the obvious (if not other things as well) so I'll hedge my bets by being mostly facetious:

There's no such thing as thread killing!

Threads rarely run in a purely linear fashion, with each new poster responding to the last. Usually new respondents answer any random point that jumps out at them. So when people stop posting in a thread it's typically an indication of lost interest in the thread as a whole, not just in the last post. And if you disagree, take it up with the first couple people who made a similar point that I'm just totally ripping off here.

Besides liv's right. She's the thread-killer extraordinaire. :P

[livius drusus]

Well, kiss my threadkilling buttocks, liv might be right, but only in the shear numbers game. I'm sure that I've killed more threads as a percentage than anyone in history.

I don't know, man. Scotty's got a good candidate in Shake because of his once a week posting and bumping maneuver.

Hmmm... Sounds kinky.

[viscousmemories]

Well, kiss my threadkilling buttocks, liv might be right, but only in the shear numbers game. I'm sure that I've killed more threads as a percentage than anyone in history.

I don't know, man. Scotty's got a good candidate in Shake because of his once a week posting and bumping maneuver.

Hmmm... Sounds kinky.
I hardly think lifting threads out of the grave to give 'em a sniff before dropping 'em back in counts as 'killing'. No, no. I think the title is yours.

[LadyXoc]

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[beyelzu]

Mark Twain?
nope, think recent.

huge, huge author

Stephen King, I think. Can't recall the pen name he was using though. It was in a collection of stories that included the basis for the movie Running Man.

Of course, I could be totally wrong.

gold star goes to you.


stephen King wrote Rage, The Long Walk, The Runningman, Thinner and Roadwork all under Richard Bachman and he was going to release Misery under the same name.

The Long Walk is a delightful tale about 100 16-21 year old males who walk at I think 4 miles an hour and if you dont keep pace you get shot, last man walking wins.

great fucking story.

enjoy your gold star.

[beyelzu]

Going back to the OP, I'm beginning to feel kinda invisible, myself. In fact, I wonder if more people than just Shea have put me on their ignore list.
dont be that way baby.

you arent invisible.

and die thread die.

[beyelzu]

by the way,

dont think I am above pissing off each and every one of the participants of this contest to the point where they wont even post in the thread with me just to win this stupid contest,

cuz I am not


thread dead.

[Dingfod]

No it's not. This is a no-win contest. All participants are losers.

[wade-w]

Finally, a place where I can truly belong!

[livius drusus]

Hey beyelzu. Is it arts nob or art snob? :giggle:

Now die, thread!

[LadyXoc]

We need a tombstone smiley.

[beyelzu]

Hey beyelzu. Is it arts nob or art snob? :giggle:

Now die, thread!
clever,

pretending to actually talk to me, to sneak in a post.



die thread.


sorry liv got to use an offsite smiley.

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/teufel/devil-smiley-104.gif

[livius drusus]

Not anymore. :grave:

[beyelzu]

Not anymore. :grave:
you rock,

now quit posting in this thread so I can kill it and give it a proper burial


:grave:


ps. no reply to this post is necessary.

[AspenMama]

Well, kiss my threadkilling buttocks, liv might be right, but only in the shear numbers game. I'm sure that I've killed more threads as a percentage than anyone in history.

I don't know, man. Scotty's got a good candidate in Shake because of his once a week posting and bumping maneuver.

Hmmm... Sounds kinky.

That does sound kinky. :yup:

[beyelzu]

you know who ever wins this contest also loses,


fuck it


"alas, poor thread, I posted there"
\

that was in the unabridged hamlet.

[Dingfod]

Hmmm, should I let it die, or not? What a dilemma.

[Farren]

Let it die.

So I can be the thread killer

[Dingfod]

OK.

[Farren]

OK.

Thank you.

[beyelzu]

OK.

Thank you.
youre welcome,

oh wait you werent talking to me were you

btw, the above question is rhetorical.

[JoeP]

I agree with farren...

[beyelzu]

I agree with farren...
me too. :D

[Dingfod]

OK.

Thank you.
youre welcome,

oh wait you werent talking to me were you

btw, the above question is rhetorical.Got something against apostrophes? He're's som'e ext'ra one's for yo'u.

[beyelzu]

OK.

Thank you.
youre welcome,

oh wait you werent talking to me were you

btw, the above question is rhetorical.Got something against apostrophes? He're's som'e ext'ra one's for yo'u.
why thank you

[viscousmemories]

OK.

Thank you.
youre welcome,

oh wait you werent talking to me were you

btw, the above question is rhetorical.Got something against apostrophes? He're's som'e ext'ra one's for yo'u.
why thank you
Baby steps, Warren. From what I understand he just recently adopted periods and commas. :D

[Adora]

But wait.

If the thread dies, and then comes back to life, it's still been killed once, so technically, it's just a zombie thread, and then you can kill it again.

[LadyXoc]

It's like...a Jesus thread.

Look, the thread is risen.

[Ex-zombie]

Did someone say zombie?

[livius drusus]

Wait, so, if the thread dies and then comes back to life and then dies again, would that make it an ex-zombie?

[JoeP]

A zombie thread would be one that is dead but appears to be alive. Rather like this one. If it comes back to life it isn't a zombie. So, when is a thread dead? If it hasn't had any posts for a week? A day? A minute? I nominate liv as the thread-killer on the basis that she's made 1,636 posts and thereby killed threads for at least a few seconds that many times.

What about euthanasia? Does this thread have a right to die in peace and dignity? We're keeping it alive against its wishes. At least what its wishes could be if it could have wishes. And express them. I know this.

[Dingfod]

What about euthanasia? Does this thread have a right to die in peace and dignity? We're keeping it alive against its wishes. At least what its wishes could be if it could have wishes. And express them. I know this.
If I had the power to kill it, I would.

[JoeP]

So, you're admitting you don't have that power?

[AspenMama]

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Dylan Thomas

[JoeP]

So now Dylan Thomas is the thread-killer?

[AspenMama]

No, he is raging against the dying...

[viscousmemories]

Rage, rage against the machine. :gears:

[Dingfod]

So, you're admitting you don't have that power?I doubted it for a while, but now I'm pretty sure I do.

[Farren]

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Dylan Thomas

Favourite. Poem. Ever. I love that poem.

I doubted it for a while, but now I'm pretty sure I do.

Your confidence is surprising in light of your inability to kill this thread, Okie.

[beyelzu]

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Dylan Thomas

Favourite. Poem. Ever. I love that poem.

I doubted it for a while, but now I'm pretty sure I do.

Your confidence is surprising in light of your inability to kill this thread, Okie.


fuck all of you threadkillinwannabes.

I will kill it, I will :D

[AspenMama]

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Dylan Thomas

Favourite. Poem. Ever. I love that poem.
Your confidence is surprising in light of your inability to kill this thread, Okie.
It ranks up there for me as well. I believe that I own the entire collection of Dylan Thomas works.

My favorite line ever is from Dylan Thomas' Fern Hill:
Time held me green and dying
Though I sang in my chains like the sea.

Much like this thread, it talks about the inevitability of death, despite how hard one may fight it.

[wade-w]

I have a complete works of Dylan Thomas. In Storage. Along with all of my books. In Atlanta. Which is 1600 miles from here. :(

I sometimes have trouble figuring out what he's trying to say, but for sheer breathtaking imagery he's one of the very best.

[Farren]

fuck all of you threadkillinwannabes.

I will kill it, I will :D

Not a chance.

BTW, since this thread has morphed ino a MIGHTY MORPHING POWER RANGER... wait, no it hasn't. Its morphed into a poetry appreciation thread - I have to add that

A ) I'm drunk, and

B ) I have a hard time deciding whether Dylan Thomas is the best every, or the wry political satire of Dryden is betterer:

In pious times, ere priestcraft did begin,
Before polygamy was made a sin;
When man on many multiplied his kind,
Ere one to one was cursedly confined;
When nature prompted and no law denied
Promiscuous use of concubine and bride;
Then Israel's monarch after Heaven's own heart,
His vigorous warmth did variously impart
To wives and slave; and, wide as his command,
Scattered his Maker's image through the land.

...

Absolom and Achitophel (http://ge.tnua.edu.tw/~lanwu/literature_absalom.htm)

[AspenMama]

I have a complete works of Dylan Thomas. In Storage. Along with all of my books. In Atlanta. Which is 1600 miles from here. :(

I sometimes have trouble figuring out what he's trying to say, but for sheer breathtaking imagery, he's one of the very best.

I agree. Sorry about your books. :(

Here's one that always sticks around for good reason as well--

Ozymandias
By Percy Bysshe Shelley

I met a traveller from an antique land,

Who said--"Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desart....Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings,
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."

Just like the remains of this thread will one day be lost among the vast wasteland of the internet...

[Dingfod]

There once was a lady from Nantucket...

[livius drusus]

Is this going to turn into Okay Dammit 2: The Revenge? Because if so, I'm bringing some chickens into it.

[AspenMama]

B ) I have a hard time deciding whether Dylan Thomas is the best every, or the wry political satire of Dryden is betterer:
But you must agree that Monty Python beats all with his many poems and lyrics like:

"Every Sperm Is Sacred"
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammad, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, because

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Morman,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine, and mine, and mine.

Let the pagans spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

AND

"Sit on my Face" from "Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl"

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!

[Farren]

Monty Python does, indeed, beat all; Although I have to add that, since there us no individual that is called "Mothy Python", the pronoun "he" is inappropriate. Monty Python is a team of people rather than a single "he".

I will say that John Cleese and Eric Idle are brilliant.Have you heard the FCC Song (http://www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/index.shtml) , Eric Idle's (a naturalised US citizen) response to the ruling against Howard Stern?

[Farren]

Is this going to turn into Okay Dammit 2: The Revenge? Because if so, I'm bringing some chickens into it.

Bring on the chickens! I have saved avatars of every imaginable chicken actvity bar fucking, given my former incarnation as the biggest cock on the web [/drunk, forgive me liv].

[Farren]

p.s. perhaps we could convince Roland to titillate us with more "Roland's Room" smut?

[pescifish]

Is this going to turn into Okay Dammit 2: The Revenge? Because if so, I'm bringing some chickens into it.I hope so!

I need a place for those pop-into-the-head sorts of thoughts. Will this help? I don't have the real thing, but I thought this was cute, nonetheless:
http://www.pescifish.net/images/chick.jpg
[lawn art from some mail-order catalog I get]

[livius drusus]

It's adorable, pesci! Wow! Do they have a website, because my daddy would love something like that.

[pescifish]

Yeah, in fact, that's where I got the image. I saw it in the snail mail catalog and thought it might be good for an avatar, so dialed up the item number in the online catalog. Unfortunately, it was a while back and I don't have a clue which catalog! I'll think about it today and see if I can remember; it's most likely one out of less than ten with those sorts of items.

[JoeP]

Pesci, your fowl is rather like some wrought-iron guinea-fowls I (and my sister) got for my mother. Working with scrap (I assume) metal, and wire, is a popular craft form down here. I don't have a photo of the guineafowls but I might see if I can take one. (You don't get catalogues. They sell them beside the road.)

[Dingfod]

bock-bock!
http://www.liebeslicht.net/sv/w9/marco03.jpg

[JoeP]

Now we're getting somewhere. I'll photograph my iron dung beetle and post it here (once non-digital film processed) (why don't we say "analogue film"?)

[Farren]

bock-bock!
(pic)

Nice!

[AspenMama]

All right. You are making me do it.

Christmas Carol Time

O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree
How Lovely are your Branches....

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh

Play your drum for me


Don't make me continue. :fuming:

[Dingfod]

I thought my metal chickens had killed this thread. Die, muthafucka, die.
http://www.balconesforge.org/gallery/hilton/chicken.jpg

[livius drusus]

That's awesome. It's like an alternate chicken universe.

[JoeP]

This - is a dead chicken - it is no more -

[Dingfod]

If there's a chicken that can end this, it's this one:
http://www.thayerhouse.com/Doug/chicken02.jpg

[livius drusus]

Bah, too modern. Now this is the One Chicken to Rule Them All (and kill the thread):

http://www.grazzano.it/IMAGES/galletto-bn_1.jpg

[Dingfod]

OK, I'm calling out the troops!
http://www.chi-africa.co.uk/images/products/chickens/t_u_th.jpg

[JoeP]

Still no live chickens. I rest my case, and the thread is done.

[livius drusus]

The cuteness will keep it alive.

http://www.fi.muni.cz/~qdvorak1/images/chickens.jpg

[Dingfod]

Will someone please turn out the lights before they leave?

OK:
http://www.rarshow.com/danetwork/adam/pics/other/misc1/brasshen.jpg

[Goliath]

All of this chicken imagery reminds me of playing Doom waaaay back in my undergraduate days. I was sharing a dorm room with my friend Sherman (yes, the same Sherman that I'm having the "Chicken Butt" wars with), and we connected our computers together with a null-modem cable so that we could play deathmatch on Doom.

Well, there was a mod for Doom that replaced the rocket launcher with the shoulder-mounted chicken launcher (the same weapon damage-wise, but the crosshair is in the center, the weapon is mounted off to the right, and chickens fire out instead of rockets).

So, my favorite strategy was to lay real still and quiet....find a place to sit. When Sherman (or whomever I was battling) came within sight, I'd sneak up behind them. Now, all this time, there's very little actual noise being made...the occasional tapping of keys and some breathing.

But when I was behind my target and had a good shot, I'd scream out a shrill BUCK-OCK!!!!!!!! as I fired a chicken. They'd be so startled by the noise, that they wouldn't have time to turn around or do much of anything before being hit and splattered. :D

[Farren]

All of this chicken imagery reminds me of playing Doom waaaay back in my undergraduate days. I was sharing a dorm room with my friend Sherman (yes, the same Sherman that I'm having the "Chicken Butt" wars with), and we connected our computers together with a null-modem cable so that we could play deathmatch on Doom.

Well, there was a mod for Doom that replaced the rocket launcher with the shoulder-mounted chicken launcher (the same weapon damage-wise, but the crosshair is in the center, the weapon is mounted off to the right, and chickens fire out instead of rockets).

So, my favorite strategy was to lay real still and quiet....find a place to sit. When Sherman (or whomever I was battling) came within sight, I'd sneak up behind them. Now, all this time, there's very little actual noise being made...the occasional tapping of keys and some breathing.

But when I was behind my target and had a good shot, I'd scream out a shrill BUCK-OCK!!!!!!!! as I fired a chicken. They'd be so startled by the noise, that they wouldn't have time to turn around or do much of anything before being hit and splattered. :D

:D

In Heretic you there was some kind of magical missile weapon that turned the other player into a chicken, who you could then blow up with a conventional weapon, producing a satisfying explosion of feathers. Of course in chicken form you could still scurry around and peck people (to death if you did it enough). This resulted in some hilarious gameplay because accomplished players could were quite adept at running around your legs in this disadvantaged state avoiding your subsequent shots and pecking you slowly to death.

[Farren]

All good things must come to an end

http://www.e-rcps.com/pasta/main/fowl/i/chck_kfried.jpg

[Dingfod]

[QUOTE=Farren]All good things must come to an end

<pic>

The sure do.
http://www.agassiztrading.com/photos/photos-boneroom/chicken-4.jpg

[Ymir's blood]

http://web.infoave.net/~pitshade/icons/atlanta-bigchicken.jpg

[Dingfod]

That's just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. They serve stuff like this:
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/a/z/azm124/fried_chicken_head.jpe

[Farren]

...

As a seasoned (with the Colonel's secret recipe) veteran of the chicken wars, I assure you, it ain't gonna die till I've had the last word (even if it's from beyond the grave)

[JoeP]

I was going to create a new thread for this but since we're doing feathers, and things long dead, here is strangely appropriate:

Tyrannosaurus rex had feathers.

I repeat, T. rex, the monster king of the tyrant lizards, conceivably had feathers, at least in the juvenile form. Definitely one of his ancestors had feathers. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3726370.stm) Seems like the evolution of feathers was a way for small warm-blooded dinosaurs to conserve body heat - and not necessarily anything to do with flying.

[Farren]

I was going to create a new thread for this but since we're doing feathers, and things long dead, here is strangely appropriate:

Tyrannosaurus rex had feathers.

I repeat, T. rex, the monster king of the tyrant lizards, conceivably had feathers, at least in the juvenile form. Definitely one of his ancestors had feathers. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3726370.stm) Seems like the evolution of feathers was a way for small warm-blooded dinosaurs to conserve body heat - and not necessarily anything to do with flying.

That's fascinating. And I'm not even saying that because I want to be the last person to post here*. The idea of a fluffy, cuddly T-Rex-like creature running around is bizarre, to say the least.






































*Which I am. I only wish I could find some Kentucky Fried T-Rex pics.

[Dingfod]

Can't get much deader than Mr. Rooster.

http://www.sptimes.com/2002/11/11/photos/rooster.jpg

[Farren]

Poor man. Of course, he could still be taking holidays in Aspen if I savoured his thoughts at some point (kevan.org/brain.cgi?farren) .

[Dingfod]

Aaarrrgh!! (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?warrenly)

[Ymir's blood]

Can't get much deader than Mr. Rooster.

Ain't Found A Way To Kill Me Yet
Eyes Burn With Stinging Sweat
Seems Every Path Leads Me To Nowhere
Wife And Kids And Household Pet
Army Green Was No Safe Bet
The Bullets Scream To Me From Somewhere

Here They Come To Snuff The Rooster
Yeah Here Come The Rooster
You Know He Ain't Gonna Die...

[Farren]

Can't get much deader than Mr. Rooster.
...

Here They Come To Snuff The Rooster
Yeah Here Come The Rooster
You Know He Ain't Gonna Die...

He just gonna fade away...

Doobeedoobeedoo, shoowap...

[JoeP]

Curiously on topic, the song Death walks behind you (http://website.lineone.net/~jean.cheesman/lyrics2.htm) by Atomic Rooster.

[Dingfod]

Star light, star bright, I wish, I wish for this thread to die tonight.
http://www.beechnut.com/Our%20Company/images/pic_chicken.gif

[Ex-zombie]

Wishing on stars doesn't work, you know.

[beyelzu]

Wishing on stars doesn't work, you know.
that's why I am going to use my badass mojo

[Dingfod]

That ain't no Klingon Bird of Prey starship in that picture, it's a chicken wishbone, dammit. I actually wished on a wishbone. It doesn't work one bit better than a star.

[beyelzu]

That ain't no Klingon Bird of Prey starship in that picture, it's a chicken wishbone, dammit. I actually wished on a wishbone. It doesn't work one bit better than a star.
I am truly surprised that the wishbone didnt work.

so much scientific evidence supports the use of wishbones in delicate operations of all types. maybe you need more of a blunt instrument of luck like a thread killing rabbit's foot.

[Dingfod]

The thread killing merit badge:

[livius drusus]

Looks more like the O'Reilly Lil Phone Sex Buddy merit badge.

[Dingfod]

O'Reilly can just go blow his own horn.

[livius drusus]

Rumor has it the Italian poet, lover of famous actress Eleanora Duse and tinhorn dictator of the city of Fiume Gabriele D'Annunzio had his bottom ribs removed so he could blow his own horn.

[Dingfod]

It would take more than that for me. I'd have to get liposuction and probably a penile implant.

If that doesn't kill the damn thing, what will?

[Ex-zombie]

Why would you need liposuction to do this:

http://img100.exs.cx/img100/2402/horn_blowing_big.jpg

[Dingfod]

Why would you need liposuction to do this:

Horatio Hornblower picI don't really want to go into that right now. It's personal.

[Ymir's blood]

:undead: :zombie: :dracula: :wmummy: :ghost:

Flame Warriors ~ Necromancer (http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame92.html)

[Dingfod]

Just when I thought it was dead, it comes back to life. Damn it.

[wade-w]

All of these pictures may not be killing this thread, but they're murder on my modem!

[Farren]

Maybe Warren should amend the thread title to "I'm a modem killing summbitch".

[JoeP]

Funny, my modem copes OK. Or maybe it's that I expect to wait 30s, and read another window meanwhile.

This site rates me at 11K but then rounds it down for the graph:
http://img91.exs.cx/img91/1860/zerobandwidth.gif

[Dingfod]

All of these pictures may not be killing this thread, but they're murder on my modem!Hmmm? Doesnt' seem to bother mine.


Cable is grand.

[SharonDee]

Cable is grand.
Why, yes. Yes, it is.
:yup:

[LadyXoc]

Rumor has it the Italian poet, lover of famous actress Eleanora Duse and tinhorn dictator of the city of Fiume Gabriele D'Annunzio had his bottom ribs removed so he could blow his own horn.

Are you sure he wasn't from Nantucket?

[livius drusus]

You funny. :)

[Megatron]

*sprinkles ground mummy dust on the thread, and it RISES AGAIN!*

:wmummy:

har har har...

[Dingfod]

The thread killing merit badge:Got one of these?

[Dingfod]

Just post whoring, nothing to see here, move along.

[JoeP]

Just post whoring, nothing to see here, move along.
Hmm, I wonder if the self-styled thread-killing sumbitch is afraid of the bastard potato killer? Ah'm going chip you, fry you and eat you. :eat:

[Megatron]

Just post whoring, nothing to see here, move along.
slut!!

(say it with me everyone... pot, kettle...)

[JoeP]

Just post whoring, nothing to see here, move along.
Hmm, I wonder if the self-styled thread-killing sumbitch is afraid of the bastard potato killer? Ah'm going chip you, fry you and eat you. :eat:
And I too can reply to my own posts.

[Farren]

I have nothing witty to contribute to this thread, so I won't.

[Dingfod]

I have nothing witty to contribute to this thread, so I won't.Good!

[Dingfod]

^What he said!

[Megatron]

Pffffft, c'mon, you gotta be a little more creative when post slutting. At least throw in some smilies for effect! :bbed: :woohoo: :nyahnyah:

[Farren]

Wait! I do have something witty to contribute!

Uh...... uhhhh........ nope, lost it.

[Dingfod]

Pffffft, c'mon, you gotta be a little more creative when post slutting. At least throw in some smilies for effect! :bbed: :woohoo: :nyahnyah:I'm a smiley minimalist. :D

[Farren]

Pffffft, c'mon, you gotta be a little more creative when post slutting. At least throw in some smilies for effect! :bbed: :woohoo: :nyahnyah:I'm a smiley minimalist. :D

I'm a smiley purist : D

[Dingfod]

I'm a smiley purist : DLuddite!

[Megatron]

Man, I love these kinda threads... :bump:

:comfy:

[Dingfod]

You just couldn't leave the poor thing to die, could you?

[Megatron]

Of course not. That would be disingenuous of me. :innocent:

[JoeP]

:killpc: :killpc: :killpc: :killpc: :killpc: :killpc: :killpc:

:slice: :slice: :slice: :slice:

:grave: :grave: :grave: :grave: :grave: :grave: :grave: :undead: :grave:
:grave: :grave: :grave: :grave: :grave: :grave: :undead: :grave: :grave:
:grave: :grave: :grave: :grave: :undead: :grave: :grave: :grave: :grave:
:grave: :grave: :undead: :grave: :grave: :grave: :grave: :grave: :grave:
:grave: :undead: :grave: :grave: :grave: :grave: :grave: :grave: :grave:

[Megatron]

:roflmao:

[Dingfod]

Dying ain't much of a living, boy. ~Josey Wales

[Megatron]

Man, you had to have been watching this thread and waiting to post something... damn, that was quick.

Slut. :sheepshag:

[Dingfod]

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. ~Socrates

[Dingfod]

Man, you had to have been watching this thread and waiting to post something... damn, that was quick.

Slut. :sheepshag:I never touched her.

[Dingfod]

I knew a man who once said, "death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back." ~From the movie Gladiator

[JoeP]

http://media.gn.apc.org/fl/fries.jpg

[Megatron]

Ok, so one time, I was kinda :yawn: and went for a bit of :prost: to get my day rolling :bump:

But before I could get into some :cheers: I really reaally needed to :leak: and my wife was in the damn bathroom, so I'm like :gottago:

...then she finally got out and I went :urinal: and everything was ok. :relax:

[Dingfod]

The goal of all life is death. ~Sigmund Freud

[Megatron]

I ATE A BABY!!!!

- Fat Bastard

[livius drusus]

Ok, so one time, I was kinda :yawn: and went for a bit of :prost: to get my day rolling :bump:

But before I could get into some :cheers: I really reaally needed to :leak: and my wife was in the damn bathroom, so I'm like :gottago:

...then she finally got out and I went :urinal: and everything was ok. :relax:

See what you've done, Joe? I knew all those bodily functions smilies would end up like this. Good thing your On Death and Dying piece is so good or I'd be smacking you around even as I type.

[JoeP]

Good thing your On Death and Dying piece is so good or I'd be smacking you around even as I type.
And it wouldn't be the first time. :hit:

[Megatron]

Ok, so one time, I was kinda :yawn: and went for a bit of :prost: to get my day rolling :bump:

But before I could get into some :cheers: I really reaally needed to :leak: and my wife was in the damn bathroom, so I'm like :gottago:

...then she finally got out and I went :urinal: and everything was ok. :relax:

I knew all those bodily functions smilies would end up like this.
I thought you'd like it. :cheerful: :wink:

[SharonDee]

:yipes:
Beavers and ducks!

[livius drusus]

Beavers and ducks!

:qhuh: :qyo:
:beaver: :mallard:

[SharonDee]

Beavers and ducks!

:qhuh: :qyo:
:beaver: :mallard:
Damn, you is good!
:bow:

[livius drusus]

:oscarwin:

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Ymir's blood]

Beavers and ducks!

:qhuh: :qyo:
:beaver: :mallard:
Damn, you is good!
:bow:
But when she's bad, she's even better? :choices:

[beyelzu]

I remember back when this was a simpler thread and everyone just wanted to kill it, instead of just talking about smilies.

damn those were the good old days

[livius drusus]

Oh yeah? Well I remember when you constitutionally capable of writing two sentence posts without a single hard return. Life sucks all around, buddy.

And that's the lesson angry nana teaches us. :angrynana:

[Dingfod]

As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well used brings happy death. ~Leonardo da Vinci

[SharonDee]

Sleep?
:yawn:

Sounds good...
:bed:

[beyelzu]

Oh yeah? Well I remember when you constitutionally capable of writing two sentence posts without a single hard return. Life sucks all around, buddy.

And that's the lesson angry nana teaches us. :angrynana:
you know that little rant would be far more effective if you had a verb in that dependent clause. Perhaps, you could have used a linking verb like were.

:innocent:

[livius drusus]

Ooooh, that's a low one, you rat bastard.

:angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana:

[Dingfod]

http://www.bedessee.com/canada/prod/c3004.jpg

[Megatron]

What's that, Spam substitute?? :LMAO:

[Dingfod]

Dead chicken. Want some?

[Megatron]

Nah, tryin' to quit.

[Dingfod]

Chicken!

[Megatron]

It JUST... WON'T... DIE!!!! :wmummy:

[beyelzu]

Ooooh, that's a low one, you rat bastard.

:angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana: :angrynana:
You know, the line of angry bananas are just too fucking cute, all being angry in unison. :D

[JoeP]

It shows they're not really angry. They're being paid. (If you pay bananas, do you get monkeys?)

[beyelzu]

It shows they're not really angry. They're being paid. (If you pay bananas, do you get monkeys?)
you know, I thought that they might not be real protesters. They just didnt seem to be enthusiastic enoug. :D

[Dingfod]

http://www.web-ling.com/final/rlw_nov003.jpg

[livius drusus]

Hey, do that in private, mkay?

[Dingfod]

It's more fun this way. Avert your eyes if you are offended.

[JoeP]

Hey, do that in private, mkay?
I'm sure he does.

[Farren]

http://www.web-ling.com/final/rlw_nov003.jpg

Theres this little psychological trick someone once demonstrated to me where you get told a long line of bullshit then asked to close your eyes and quickly think of a colour. 90% of people pick "Orange" (I did). Something to do with how the visual cortex works, I think.

Anyway, I'm wondering if there isn't possibly a similar neurological reason why these kinds of threads always return to the subject of chickens at some point.

[beyelzu]

http://www.web-ling.com/final/rlw_nov003.jpg

Theres this little psychological trick someone once demonstrated to me where you get told a long line of bullshit then asked to close your eyes and quickly think of a colour. 90% of people pick "Orange" (I did). Something to do with how the visual cortex works, I think.

Anyway, I'm wondering if there isn't possibly a similar neurological reason why these kinds of threads always return to the subject of chickens at some point.


how does it feel to be the biggest loser, you are the thread killing sumbitch.


but I say arise oh thread so I can be the thread killing son of a bitch. :undead:

[Dingfod]

Peckerhead!

[JoeP]

Thread-killing is not a black and white thing. I note that farren killed this thread for almost 9 days by using the words 'cortex' and 'neurological'. I declare him ahead on points.

I expect there's some socio-psychological reason why people want to have negative fame, like graffiti and (to a lesser extent if it's not personally identifiable) vandalism. A kind of glorying in self-defeat, aggressively adopting failure to avoid having it judged thus by someone else.

[Dingfod]

Peckerheaded neurological cortex!

[JoeP]

Crybaby!

... May I say I'm glad to see the return of this av, much better than that fucking inane potato. Just hope it's not a reflection of your drug regime and the down sense of some of your posts?

[Dingfod]

WTF? Down sense? Nonsense, I'd buy, but down sense? Nonsense.

[beyelzu]

nonsense to your nonsense, warrenly

[Dingfod]

How about this avatar and it's matching title?

[beyelzu]

How about this avatar and it's matching title?
cool, but how is that going to kill this thread?

[Dingfod]

When the tidal wave washes over it, it's over. Accept it. Go now, run away before it's done its work, save yourself for another thread.

[Scotty]

Shouldn't that title be Warren 5-O?

Or is that next year?

-Scott

[Dingfod]

High Warren 5-0?

[JoeP]

Warren 1 - Rest of world 0

[Ex-zombie]

Warrenly,

When will I get to see a picture of you in a grass skirt?

[Farren]

Where's the tiny font when you need it?

Warren, I like your title and avatar and the clever interplay between them. Very cool.












































































Now lick my nuts, for I am the threadkiller.

[Farren]

Oh... and... er... neurotic neurological psychotic psychosomatic nutlicking cocksucking postmodernist antidisestablishmentarianism wafflecrap and stuff.

[JoeP]

Oh... and... er... neurotic neurological psychotic psychosomatic nutlicking cocksucking postmodernist antidisestablishmentarianism wafflecrap and stuff.
No. When someone's pointed out an effect, it immediately becomes invalid. Long sociopsychosociological words will no longer have a killing or dampening effect on this thread.

Bush.

Bush.

[Dingfod]

Bush? Talk about a mood killer. Unless it's the neatly trimmed bush on that gal in Amsterdam.... mmmmmm.

Warrenly,

When will I get to see a picture of you in a grass skirt?There actually is one somewhere, I'll have to see if I can dig it up. Summer of 2003 my family all met at my sisters place for a Luau reunion party.


Edit: I'm going to kill this thread by not posting below beyelzu's "12" response to JoeP below, therefore the thread won't get bumped. Too bad, the king of the thread killers is at work here.

[beyelzu]

Oh... and... er... neurotic neurological psychotic psychosomatic nutlicking cocksucking postmodernist antidisestablishmentarianism wafflecrap and stuff.
No. When someone's pointed out an effect, it immediately becomes invalid. Long sociopsychosociological words will no longer have a killing or dampening effect on this thread.

Bush.


12

[Dingfod]

14 in one week. Dead. Final word.

[beyelzu]

you started the thread and 221 replies later you killed it.


I missed it.


I give you life little thread.

[Crumb]

It is a wonder you guys ever let a thread like this die.

[livius drusus]

It's worse than that, Crumb: bey let warrenly kill it. Almost. :undead:

[Crumb]

Well, where is warrenly when you need him? Let him finish this sucker off, once and for all.

[Dingfod]

Damn.

[Shake]

Oh, you're not getting off that easily! I've been known to kill a thread or two in my day.

en garde! :touche:

[Farren]

This thread cannot die. It has been cursed and is doomed to rise again and again, yeah, even unto the end of civilisation. Even after this civilisation has self-destructed or been obliterated by an unexpected, large meteor or massive wedge of very stinky cheese, after the dust has settled and primitive new societies have arisen in the nightmarish wasteland they have inherited, these words will mysteriously appear on their clay writing tablets and on their painted beer pots:

I'm a thread killing sumbitch.

[Dingfod]

Sleezy wannabees.

[Farren]

Quick, Liv! Lock this thread!

[Dingfod]

Dead for 14 hours, then resurrected only to be killed again.

[Shake]

see above (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42638&postcount=229) :D

[Dingfod]

Touché!

[beyelzu]

I the king of skullfuckerage shall make waste of this dire thread.


or something like that.

[Dingfod]

Life is a death sentence.

[Farren]

Aaah.... this brings back memories :)

[livius drusus]

You still have a short-term memory? Huh.

[justaman]

This is the thread that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends...

[livius drusus]

Someone should write a song.

[Crumb]

Silly liv, that's a different thread entirely

[Dingfod]

This is just ridiculous. Let the sleeping thread lie.

[livius drusus]

You don't own me.

[livius drusus]

:deadhorse:

[Dingfod]

Okay, I give up. You own me.

[Farren]

I guess you won't get to finish what you started, Warn.

[Shake]

:deadhorse:
Classic, liv! Good one! :bow:

[Dingfod]

I guess you won't get to finish what you started, Warn.Call me toast, I'm done.

[livius drusus]

:deadhorse:
Classic, liv! Good one! :bow:

Why thank you. I made it myself. No, really. :pleased: