View Full Version : Suck my cock *WARNING: This thread may cause gayness*
Veritas
01-12-2006, 12:28 AM
I'm bored. Do something to amuse me or livius drusus gets it.:glare:
Dingfod
01-12-2006, 12:31 AM
Gets what?
Veritas
01-12-2006, 12:33 AM
My cock.
Sock Puppet
01-12-2006, 12:35 AM
So a woman is directing someone to suck her cock.
Yet my threads are gaying up the place. :rolleyes:
Veritas
01-12-2006, 12:37 AM
A woman! How dare you! Accusing me, a female, of being a woman!
Suck my cock, immediately, all three of you!
livius drusus
01-12-2006, 12:42 AM
So a woman is directing someone to suck her cock.
Yet my threads are gaying up the place. :rolleyes:
Yes obviously. Put down the Crisco long enough to read your own posts, for the love of God, man!
Dingfod
01-12-2006, 12:43 AM
So a woman is directing someone to suck her cock.
Yet my threads are gaying up the place. :rolleyes:They are. This place is getting weirder by the minute.
Veritas
01-12-2006, 12:49 AM
Warren, stop being gay and blow me.
Dingfod
01-12-2006, 12:50 AM
Lay it out there, honeypie.
Veritas
01-12-2006, 12:54 AM
You asked for it, you cocksucking gay poofy bent-shot.
http://tshirtsthatbite.home.comcast.net/images/a23.gif
Adora
01-12-2006, 02:41 AM
I'm bored. Do something to amuse me or livius drusus gets it.:glare:
You realise this is just making me want to bore you more? XD
PS: Iqbal scoffs at your fancy schmancy bloody font colours. Iqbal has no need for such indulgences.
Crumb
01-12-2006, 02:49 AM
The gay agenda at work...
That's it :glare: I have made all you gay people the gayest reservations at the Gaylord Palms Hotel in sunny gay Florida. You can go be gay together.
http://www.iacvb.org/web_images/prof_dev/2004/gaylord_palms.jpg
If you would rather be gay at the Gaylord Texan or the Gaylord Opryland, let me know.
Dingfod
01-12-2006, 04:34 AM
It's closer:
http://www.gaylordhotels.com/images/headers2/upperleft_texas.gif
Veritas
01-12-2006, 12:59 PM
I'll be gay wherever. I have my gay passport ready. Just have to find a gay airline now. Pink planes, cocktails on board. Air stewards called Gavin, who have immaculate hairdo's.
Adora: You want me. You're so gay. All this denial will just make it more explosive in the end, y'know. And pink fonts are so gay. Ordinary fonts are for straight people, and being straight is like, so last week.
There's your plane (in the background)
http://www.drennor.com/images/misc/virginSlut.jpg
Leesifer
01-12-2006, 01:42 PM
You can also test your gaydar here:
test your gaydar (http://www.okcupid.com/gaydar)
You can also test your gaydar here:
50% 'that sucks' <-- my result
beyelzu
01-12-2006, 01:59 PM
You personally got 14 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing girls than guys. Overall, you guessed better than 60% of all test takers. cool
Leesifer
01-12-2006, 02:17 PM
65%
You personally got 13 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing girls than guys. Overall, you guessed better than 43% of all test takers.
I'm bored. Do something to amuse me or livius drusus gets it.:glare:
Oooh, I'm *really* scared!!
:livius:
Sock Puppet
01-12-2006, 03:08 PM
Put down the Crisco long enough to read your own posts, for the love of God, man!
I'd get the keyboard all slippery.
livius drusus
01-12-2006, 03:11 PM
I'd get the keyboard all slippery.
Since when is that a problem for you?
Sock Puppet
01-12-2006, 03:14 PM
I've got to keep at least the arrow keys clean, or my arcade performance would be even worse.
ETA: Looks like my 'D' post was, "I'd get the keyboard all slippery." That is so gay.
Veritas
01-12-2006, 03:26 PM
I've got Tony Yayo blasting out of my speakers. He got game. Does this make me gay?
livius drusus
01-12-2006, 03:39 PM
I've got to keep at least the arrow keys clean, or my arcade performance would be even worse.
When will the pharmaceutical industry wake up to the horrors of arcadile dysfunction, I ask you.
ETA: Looks like my 'D' post was, "I'd get the keyboard all slippery." That is so gay.
It really, really is. Congratulations! :huggle:
Miisa
01-12-2006, 05:12 PM
Oooh, 70%! How utterly improbable!
Veritas
01-12-2006, 05:28 PM
I don't care how high you score - you all look simply faaaaaaaaaaaabulous, darlings!
Dingfod
01-12-2006, 10:05 PM
I've got the gayest gaydar of all times.
You personally got 15 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing guys than girls. Overall, you guessed better than 75% of all test takers.
Veritas
01-12-2006, 10:07 PM
You look so gay, there, Caesar. I mean, Warren. :suggest:
Sock Puppet
01-12-2006, 10:14 PM
I can't visit the okcupid site from work, 'cause FartSmilter says it's got naughty stuff. Yet I can post on this gayest of gay sites, in a thread titled "Suck my cock *WARNING: This thread may cause gayness*," until the :cow:s come home.
Veritas
01-12-2006, 10:16 PM
Watch yourself, cockpuppet. You might be gayified if you stay here much longer.
Sock Puppet
01-12-2006, 10:21 PM
I took my Breeder Boosters(TM) today, scarletbritches.
Veritas
01-12-2006, 10:23 PM
Stop throwing insults. That's, like, soooooooooo totally gay.
erimir
01-13-2006, 05:26 AM
Suck my cock
Yes ma'am!
http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/images/smilies/blow.gif
username
01-13-2006, 06:02 AM
Suck my cock
Yes ma'am!
http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/images/smilies/blow.gif
OMG that is the best smilie evah! Liv, steal this thing at once. (and then get some boobie smilies)
livius drusus
01-13-2006, 11:55 AM
It's appalling smiley which I will now Adblock.
inland wave
01-13-2006, 02:30 PM
scareletpeaches must be gay. Seems to be preoccupied with gay, gayness....just a tad bit over the top. (Are you wearing that pink top with the feathers around the neck and sleeves again?) Seems to think everyone else is gay, too. Wow...have you missed taking your meds over the holidays?
Shake
01-13-2006, 09:09 PM
I've got to keep at least the arrow keys clean, or my arcade performance would be even worse.
ETA: Looks like my 'D' post was, "I'd get the keyboard all slippery." That is so gay.
As I read this, up in the right corner of your post it says: Posts: DIX
Shake
01-13-2006, 09:10 PM
Who the fuck is Tony Yayo?
happykat
01-13-2006, 09:26 PM
Scarlet, do you or do you not like snatch?
Veritas
01-13-2006, 09:26 PM
Who the fuck is Tony Yayo?
This is:
http://www.g-unitworld.com/images/tony-bio.gif
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