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livius drusus

01-13-2006, 04:39 PM

Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
:tmevil:

For shame, Ed. I'm surprised at you!
:angel:

Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
:tmevil:

If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever.
:angel:

I'm proud of you, Ed.
:angel:

You homo.
:devil:

godfry n. glad

01-13-2006, 04:40 PM

18 & up is fair game

Unless you're in Tennessee, Arkansas or West Virginia, where the age drops to 14.

Dragar

01-13-2006, 04:41 PM

My parents are 12 years apart.

Legs

01-13-2006, 04:41 PM

:lmao:

Dragar

01-13-2006, 04:42 PM

Liv, your post is hilarious.

godfry n. glad

01-13-2006, 04:43 PM

My parents are 12 years apart.

That's like.... parsecs!

livius drusus

01-13-2006, 04:47 PM

:lmao:
Liv, your post is hilarious.

Thangyou, thangyouverymuch. :bowing:

Y'all know that's dialogue from Animal House, right?

lisarea

01-13-2006, 04:47 PM

I've gone as much as twelve years younger, so as long as you don't go breaking my record, I guess it's OK.

ChuckF

01-13-2006, 04:51 PM

I've gone as much as twelve years younger, so as long as you don't go breaking my record, I guess it's OK.
So, just doing some math here...that means...that lisarea fucked a 13 year old.

godfry n. glad

01-13-2006, 04:53 PM

I've gone as much as twelve years younger, so as long as you don't go breaking my record, I guess it's OK.
So, just doing some math here...that means...that lisarea fucked a 13 year old.

What? She's a middle school teacher?

lisarea

01-13-2006, 04:58 PM

Uh oh.

I shouldn't have said anything, should I?

And it's all quoted now and everything.

viscousmemories

01-13-2006, 05:19 PM

When I was 20 I had a fling with an older hippie flower child. It couldn't have been you, though, only 'cause she was actually 17 yrs. my senior.

Hey, that's my age now! Weeeeeird. I guess 20 yr. olds are still in the ballpark for me.

lisarea

01-13-2006, 06:20 PM

When I was 20 I had a fling with an older hippie flower child. It couldn't have been you, though, only 'cause she was actually 17 yrs. my senior.

OTHER REASONS IT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN ME:

One: I am currently only, like, 25 years old or whatever the operating assumption is. Yes, I have decided to just run with that. I figure I can claim that I was just lying about that one 12 year age gap in order to make Carnivale Ed feel more better about his self-esteem, and then I will devise a backstory about having the Little Muffin when I was six.

Two, and most importantly: Uh, the HIPPIE thing.

Shake

01-13-2006, 09:34 PM

this really, really hot, 21 year old and ... did I mention she was hot?
I'm afraid we're going to need to see evidence of the hotness.

Dingfod

01-13-2006, 10:14 PM

I've shagged a 21 year old. Of course, we had been married 3 years at the time.

TomJoe

01-13-2006, 11:45 PM

I've shagged a 21 year old. Of course, we had been married 3 years at the time.

So I assume you've shagged an 18 year old then too eh?

TomJoe

01-13-2006, 11:48 PM

After I divorced (29 years old), I went around with a 21 year old for a few months. By the time it was over, I was into my 30's. Problem was, while she was very good looking ... girls in their early 20's still have this whole "drama thing" going. As if I didn't get enough of that when I was in college, when I was dating college girls my own age. This was, eventually, enough of a put off to get me to break it off. That and the fact that I was just doing the rebound thing anyways.

Carnivale Ed

01-14-2006, 02:16 AM

Problem was, while she was very good looking ... girls in their early 20's still have this whole "drama thing" going. As if I didn't get enough of that when I was in college, when I was dating college girls my own age.
This is more what I was getting at. I have no philosophical objection to shagging anyone of legal age, just that at some point the age difference begins to get unseemly. It's apparent when I speak to this girl that she is, in fact, 21. Very nice, but a bit giggly, a bit ... inconsequential? irrelevant? I guess all I mean is that she's 'age appropriate' - fine for her, but would I look silly squiring her around?

Maybe my mid-life crisis has just come a bit early ...

liv - that's uncanny, the devil/angel on the shoulder thing was exactly what was going through my mind last night. That little red bastard just kept getting louder and louder ...

Dingfod

01-14-2006, 02:26 AM

So, I know of a woman that's 29 that's just like that, a bit giggly, "a bit inconsequential" (shallow?). It's cute, but gets on your nerves after a bit.

Ensign Steve

01-14-2006, 02:34 AM

Bang the shit out of her. Get as much of that hot young body as much as you can before you notice how fucking annoying she is.

Dingfod

01-14-2006, 02:38 AM

Duct tape.

viscousmemories

01-14-2006, 06:23 AM

One: I am currently only, like, 25 years old or whatever the operating assumption is.
Of course. :doh: Sorry, I must've been thinking of someone else.

Two, and most importantly: Uh, the HIPPIE thing.
Wait, I know I screwed up the age thing. I admit that. But I'm sure you have mentioned being a hippie many times. That's you, right? Who am I thinking of?

Carnivale Ed

01-14-2006, 06:32 AM

I'm afraid we're going to need to see evidence of the hotness.
As soon as I resolve my ethical dilemma on whether to sleep with her or not, I will dutifully hide a camera and exploit our efforts for your enjoyment and possible profit.

Adora

01-14-2006, 10:19 AM

In that case, 21 is definitely kosher. You're still a dirty old man, though. Just one we approve of, because we'll get porn out of it. XD

(Seriously? Whatever. 21 is adult enough to be aware of who she is fucking, unless she is unconscious, in which case it's rape. Just make sure to give her lots of orgasms. ;) )

Suds

01-14-2006, 12:00 PM

Good god you're only 30+change?!
I always thought you were some wise-old-sage age. Not a crticism. Just shows how immature I am at 32+change.
I guess I would go with some other comments. Shag her till her immaturity becomes unbearable. Same as what Ensign Steve said.
It's a great situation to be in, I think.

Carnivale Ed

01-14-2006, 01:46 PM

(Seriously? Whatever. 21 is adult enough to be aware of who she is fucking, unless she is unconscious, in which case it's rape. Just make sure to give her lots of orgasms. ;) )
I know I focused on shagging, but I do mean to speak more generally. I'm getting ahead of myself, I know, but I keep flashing forward to seeing myself with this girl beyond the bedroom. That's where I fear the age thing will actually make a difference.

Why the tidbit on unconsciousness? Was that just a good all-purpose rule, or do I really sound like I need such advice :)?

ETA: Nevermind, I just got it. Aware-unconscious. Sue me, it's late.

Carnivale Ed

01-14-2006, 01:49 PM

I always thought you were some wise-old-sage age.
Your confusion is understandable. I believe the original term for Buddha was Mardi Gras Ted.

MonCapitan2002

01-14-2006, 02:26 PM

Bang the shit out of her. Get as much of that hot young body as much as you can before you notice how fucking annoying she is.
Ensign Steve, I like the way you think.

TomJoe

01-15-2006, 03:45 AM

Very nice, but a bit giggly, a bit ... inconsequential? irrelevant? I guess all I mean is that she's 'age appropriate' - fine for her, but would I look silly squiring her around?

It's only inconsequential or irrelevant if it doesn't bother you. Eventually, the need for drama got under my skin and I pulled the plug. It also depends on if your likes coincide with her likes. In my case, on dates alone ... things went well. She didn't act like a little brat, and it was no problem taking her out in public to do things that I liked doing. The age difference thing wasn't too much of a problem for me at the time ... everyone always thinks I'm younger than I am ... if I ask people to guess my age, they usually guess in the range of 24-27 (though I'm now 33).

However, once we were in the presence of her girlfriends of the same age as her ... forget it. They all got on my nerves.

Maybe my mid-life crisis has just come a bit early ...

Nah, you're of the age where younger girls think it's cool to date an older man, but who isn't quite old enough to be their father. You may find you'll be used by her as much as you think you might be using her. Not to sound cynical but ... are both her parents still together?

AspenMama

01-16-2006, 09:33 PM

I've gone as much as twelve years younger, so as long as you don't go breaking my record, I guess it's OK.

I've got you beat by 2 years. I went out with someone 14 years younger. It lasted but a short while-- too much drama and intensity on his part. I've dated men 10 + years older than myself too. But that's another thread. And in case anyone's wondering-- I'll be 40 in another month. Trying not to be too concerned about it as I still get carded at clubs here and there. Anyway-- I think it is all about lifestyles and life stages more than chronological ages. For instance, I have a house, a decent car, a regular job and two kids-- any guy I end up with is going to have to also have some stability in his life-- a job, a car and some goals-- among other things.

I can understand how it would be tempting to go with someone just for the sex-- but it is only fair if you make that clear from the start. Don't play around with her. Sex is easy to find. Relationships are far harder to find and keep and while you're playing around (if that's what you decide to do) you may miss finding someone who's really right for you.

D. Scarlatti

01-16-2006, 09:58 PM

How does owning a car contribute to stability in life?

BDS

01-16-2006, 10:21 PM

I would never date any woman who didn't own a car, because I support global warming.

Anyone who does not own a car is not doing her part, and may very well be frigid.

lisarea

01-16-2006, 10:29 PM

I've got you beat by 2 years. I went out with someone 14 years younger.

NO FAIR. I'm not even allowed to update my personal best anymore.

I'll bet I could have gotten one of the Little Muffin's friends to go out with me, too.

D. Scarlatti

01-16-2006, 11:00 PM

Anyone who does not own a car is not doing her part, and may very well be frigid.

I agree she should own a car. That comes in handy. I was wondering why I would be more stable for owning one, aside from being harder to knock over. But I don't understand how not owning a car could be a dealbreaker of some kind. I guess if you live in the middle of nowhere or whatever. When I lived in Paris for example, owning a car would have been a detriment and certainly not an asset toward stability. I own a car, but I drive it as little as possible. They're more of a pain in the ass than anything.

BDS

01-16-2006, 11:43 PM

I own a car, too. I never drive, but I often start my car and let it idle, just to produce my fair share of pollutants. Nobody can call me a shirker!

I would never date a woman who doesn't own a bicycle, myself. Unless she was really good looking. Or sort of good looking. Or ugly, but had a good personality.

However, despite my above comment, I have never (since attaining the age of majority) dated a woman whose sole means of transportation was a tricycle.

D. Scarlatti

01-16-2006, 11:55 PM

Come to think of it I'm not even sure having a job denotes stability. I know some people with jobs and they're fuckin' nuts.

BDS

01-17-2006, 12:58 AM

I'm within the age range that Aspen Mamma claims to have dated, but I wouldn't go out with her, because I make it a rule never to go out with women who get carded at "clubs". In general, this would not affect me, because although I hang out at bars with an unhealthy regularity, I never go to "clubs". What are clubs?

Also, I'm not sure that my "goals" would suit her -- as those who read the "New Year's Resolution thread" know, my stated goal for this year is to find more money on the street.

AspenMama

01-17-2006, 01:13 AM

AspenMama

01-17-2006, 01:17 AM

How does owning a car contribute to stability in life?

I'm not sure where you live but here in the suburbs it is nearly impossible to get about without a car and even moreso if you've got two children. Owning a car is simply a part of life here.

Johnny Pneumatic

01-17-2006, 02:22 AM

Sex is easy to find.

:hysteric: Maybe in your utopia...

Shake

01-17-2006, 03:19 AM

Sex is easy to find.

:hysteric: Maybe in your utopia...
AspenMama's a woman, so for her, sex is easy to find.

D. Scarlatti

01-17-2006, 04:37 AM

I'm not sure where you live but here in the suburbs it is nearly impossible to get about without a car and even moreso if you've got two children. Owning a car is simply a part of life here.

Well yeah, but I was wondering how owning a car contributes to having "stability in [one's] life." It doesn't really matter, I was curious for a moment, from one of those "what women want" perspectives. Not that I really care about that anymore either. I just don't see the connection between owning a car and having the sort of stability a woman might be looking for in a man.

Widget

01-17-2006, 04:52 AM

I think the word stability is the wrong word to use with "owning a car".

Owning a car means that you have the means to afford a car, insurance etc, therfore you must have a job and be somewhat "stable".

D. Scarlatti

01-17-2006, 04:55 AM

That's why I was asking, I wasn't sure whether it was financial stability, or emotional stability, or what.

I had a few goals myself back in the day, but I haven't been on skates in years.

Jacey

01-18-2006, 04:28 AM

justaman

01-18-2006, 05:05 AM

Still being able to shag 21-year-olds is the only reason I'd even want to live as old as 30.

I certainly hope you're going for it, Ed.

username

01-18-2006, 06:24 AM

... is 30 years, 2 months, and 14 days. All things being equal, what's the youngest girl I could get away with shagging? 'Cause I just met this really, really hot, 21 year old and ... did I mention she was hot?

If she is legal, she is doable. Simple as that.

Having said that, I can't be the only one who would rather shack up with a woman (or man for those so inclined) who is older than me rather than younger?

I dunno, I find women younger than me to be immature, but not in a bad way, just in a been there, done that kind of way. Not 'done that' as in "I hit it" although I did back in the day, but in a life stage kind of way.

I guess if I were more into casual sex I might think differently, I dunno. Still, save me the older women with lots of knowledge, wisdom and ermm... certain well developed skills. The rest of you can go out competing for the little kiddies once they hit puberty. :D

Carnivale Ed

01-18-2006, 09:31 AM

Still being able to shag 21-year-olds is the only reason I'd even want to live as old as 30.
:glare:

I certainly hope you're going for it, Ed.
I'll see, I've got some time. She's a friend of the sister of a friend and was in town looking for a place to live. She's moving to Melbourne in a couple of weeks. The promise of a shag is in the air but, as I said, it's the morning after that's worrying me. I rarely do the intentional one night stand but I think that's what this would be. It just seems too cold and calculating for warm and fuzzy Ed. The fact that she's so young just kinda makes me think I'm taking booty from a baby. If I could see even a hint of a future, though, then I don't think her age would be such a problem ...

Sweetie

01-18-2006, 03:17 PM

I'll see, I've got some time. She's a friend of the sister of a friend and was in town looking for a place to live. She's moving to Melbourne in a couple of weeks. The promise of a shag is in the air but, as I said, it's the morning after that's worrying me. I rarely do the intentional one night stand but I think that's what this would be. It just seems too cold and calculating for warm and fuzzy Ed. The fact that she's so young just kinda makes me think I'm taking booty from a baby. If I could see even a hint of a future, though, then I don't think her age would be such a problem ...

I was at a bush party this summer, I mentioned something about it once, but me and my husband were there and there was this really good-looking twenty-three year old, mature enough, and once again, I was there with my husband, it was clear he was my husband and we were leaving and my friend was wasted so I asked if she wanted to come home with us to save her from the advances of my other friend........anyhooo.....this guy pipes in, "I'll come home with you."

I thought, awwww, isn't that sweet, what a gorgeous boy.

I'm 27, that's only four years difference and I felt like --->:pat:

I'm just sharing an experience with you Ed which says that I feel the same way oftentimes. I also agree about the part about the "if there's no future" then leave her alone and let others deal with the consequences of their own actions because you sound like me, one night stands and casual sex are not that simple. I'm a bit of an old/tortured soul to begin with so. :shrug:

AspenMama

01-23-2006, 02:25 PM

Sex is easy to find.

:hysteric: Maybe in your utopia...
AspenMama's a woman, so for her, sex is easy to find.

Skeptic-- I don't think being a woman has as much to do with acquiring sex as being confident in social situations. It just takes spending a bit of time taking an interest in others- one on one, perhaps a bit of flirting and then asking for some alone time. While all this can happen rather quickly in a bar situation, it certainly doesn't take that environment to happen. But for me, that is not utopia. Utopia would be finding that good long term relationship with someone who's truly interested in me and my life and being able to have sex with that same guy every day.

TomJoe

01-23-2006, 03:56 PM

Utopia would be finding that good long term relationship with someone who's truly interested in me and my life and being able to have sex with that same guy every day.

I agree. Well, for the most part. You'd have to replace the word "guy" with "girl" for it to be utopia for me.

justaman

01-25-2006, 12:35 AM

I'll see, I've got some time. She's a friend of the sister of a friend and was in town looking for a place to live.
That is completely enough degrees of seperation for harmless fun.

She's moving to Melbourne in a couple of weeks.
I was in Melbourne over the weekend, thanks for the weather you fucknuckle!! My hair actually melted, I think.

If I could see even a hint of a future, though, then I don't think her age would be such a problem ...
We're different people, you and I.

livius drusus

01-25-2006, 12:37 AM

fucknuckle:giggle:

Carnivale Ed

01-25-2006, 12:21 PM

That is completely enough degrees of seperation for harmless fun.
Agreed, if she was a bit older (or more mature, or whatever). There's just no ... sophistication? ... about her. She doesn't have that look in her eye that I'm used to, that tacit thing where you know she knows that we're just having a bit of fun. She's all Bambi, big eyes and pure heart. How do you hit that without feeling guilty?

I was in Melbourne over the weekend, thanks for the weather you fucknuckle!! My hair actually melted, I think.
Fuck, mate, Melbourne used to be cold and wet, just the way I liked it. Fucking global warming.

Fucknuckle: That's uncanny. My best mate calls me fucknuckle all the time.

We're different people, you and I.
It's a moot point now. Just found out she's not moving here. So, sorry everyone, the coitus has been interrupted.