View Full Version : SkepticJ's shagpoll #3
Johnny Pneumatic
01-17-2006, 01:55 AM
Ok, the choices in this poll are the Dread Cthulhu: http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-3/965110/cthulhu.gif
Or, His Holiness, The Flying Spaghetti Monster:
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-3/965110/FSM.jpg
ms_ann_thrope
01-17-2006, 02:26 AM
FSM, in the hope that seed from His Great Noodly Appendage might find a place to sprout in my womb and bring unto the world a semolina messiah. :ramen:
Shake
01-17-2006, 03:17 AM
Don't you realize they're actually one and the same?
You've never seen them both together, have you?
erimir
01-17-2006, 04:39 AM
The FSM cuz he'd be tasty to suck off.
Also he doesn't cause insanity and then eat you.
TomJoe
01-17-2006, 04:43 AM
Yah errr, would we be boinking them? For some reason, I think it would be the exact opposite.
MonCapitan2002
01-17-2006, 05:07 AM
I'd take the bullet to the head. I would boink neither.
erimir
01-17-2006, 05:10 AM
hmmmmm...
*starts thinking about FSM tentacle rape porn*
The FSM cums alfredo sauce, if my sources are correct.
TomJoe
01-17-2006, 05:12 AM
The FSM cums alfredo sauce, if my sources are correct.
Prolly why I prefer a good marinara.
erimir
01-17-2006, 11:06 AM
Of course, I see no reason why FSM should be limited to cumming just one kind of sauce. He can probably do whatever kind of spaghetti sauce he wants, and maybe even some non-spaghetti sauces (and despite what anyone in Sweden says, ketchup is not spaghetti sauce).
Shake
01-17-2006, 09:14 PM
The chick in Skeptic's sig! :P
Veritas
01-17-2006, 10:19 PM
Jeez. This site is so totally gay I can't see straight any more.
Or is that just 'cause I've taken out my contacts to wash them overnight and I'm wearing old glasses now?
Dingfod
01-17-2006, 10:41 PM
You can't count straight either.
Veritas
01-17-2006, 11:00 PM
Bite me. :slide:
Dingfod
01-17-2006, 11:07 PM
You wish.
Veritas
01-18-2006, 12:12 AM
Yeah? :)
Adora
01-18-2006, 12:47 AM
Mmmm tentacles.
FSM, because The Divine Noodlyness won't eat me afterwards.
Carnivale Ed
01-18-2006, 09:38 AM
FSM, because The Divine Noodlyness won't eat me afterwards.
But hopefully during, right?
Megatron
01-18-2006, 06:40 PM
Bullet, please
Dingfod
01-18-2006, 06:55 PM
Bullet, pleaseOkie-dokey!
MonCapitan2002
01-19-2006, 03:55 AM
Of course, I see no reason why FSM should be limited to cumming just one kind of sauce. He can probably do whatever kind of spaghetti sauce he wants, and maybe even some non-spaghetti sauces (and despite what anyone in Sweden says, ketchup is not spaghetti sauce).
Considering the fact that His Noodly One is the all powerful, all knowing Creator of the Universe, I am fairly sure he can come whatever sauce he damn well pleases. Shit! I bet he can come raspberry jam if he felt like it.
Dingfod
01-19-2006, 12:03 PM
I'm sure it would transfigure into whatever form that would please the recipient, being the omniscient, omnibenevolent god that FSM is.
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