I thank god for inventing ...

[Leesifer]

Dishwashers.

I couldn't live without mine now.

(Not sure if this should be here or in Lifestyle)

[Crumb]

I am not sure if he is the one who invented them. :chin:

[Leesifer]

I know, I know, I was being facetious.

(daft bloke)

[Crumb]

Ah.

[Leesifer]

Plus the title makes for a good "Funny thread title ... last poster name combo" entry.

[Legs]

True story. I did not have a dishwasher until I was 37 years old and now I could not live without it.

I love my dishwasher
:heart:

[godfry n. glad]

Well... I thank human innovation for the invention of cascading hot water, aka hot water showers.

And cheesecake. And ice cream. And pepperoni subs.

[Leesifer]

True story. I did not have a dishwasher until I was 37 years old and now I could not live without it.

I love my dishwasher
:heart:

I only just beat you Legs, I was 35 when I got my first dishwasher.

[Shake]

Plus the title makes for a good "Funny thread title ... last poster name combo" entry.
Hmm ... I thank god for inventing ... Legs.

:yup: It works!

[Ensign Steve]

I acquired a dishwasher at the age of 27, but I barely ever run it. Given that I usually snarf my meals right out of the saucepan with a wooden spoon.

[livius drusus]

Oh Ensign... Have you bought The Joy of Cooking yet? Huh? Huh? Have you?

[Ensign Steve]

no
:hide:

[viscousmemories]

Fried chicken. I'm pretty sure I could live without any other food.

[pescifish]

I thank god for inventing feminine hygene products.

Of course, since I'm talking to Him anyway, I suppose it would be a good time to give Him some serious grief for creating the whole menstruation process in the first place.

[Veritas]

Dishwashers are for lazy people. And the unmarried. Since I am both, why don't I have one?

[Dingfod]

Dishwashers are for lazy people. And the unmarried. Since I am both, why don't I have one?You're Scottish. 'Nuff said.

[Veritas]

That there licktrickery be the work of Lucifer, for it maketh the little box in the corner of my living room dance with sprites that sing songs!

[Ymir's blood]

True story. I did not have a dishwasher until I was 37 years old and now I could not live without it.
You married at thirty seven?

[Legs]

:laugh:

[Lauri D]

Dishwashers are for lazy people. And the unmarried. Since I am both, why don't I have one?

Good point! I'm both unmarried and supremely lazy in many ways, but still I find myself now without a dishwasher (after always having had one). I guess it explains why I subsist mostly on take-out, pre-prepared meals, eating out, and as a last resort, popping over to my parents' house to nuke something (yeah, that sounds pathetic, but they live next door to me so I would like to think that there's some kind of mitigating circumstance in it :blush: )

I thank Dog for feminine products, for sure, and definitely for Hot Cascading Water (aka shower). A couple years of 3-minute bucket-showers in the jungle made it so that I never, ever take a nice long warm shower for granted.

Even moreso than dishwashers I thank Dog for clothes-washing machines and dryers (esp. the dryers 'cuz they are helpful for de-wrinkling, towel-warming and stuff). Washing clothes by hand and line-drying is a real bitch, even if the line-drying thing is romanticized.

[godfry n. glad]

I thank Dog for clothes-washing machines and dryers (esp. the dryers 'cuz they are helpful for de-wrinkling, towel-warming and stuff). Washing clothes by hand and line-drying is a real bitch, even if the line-drying thing is romanticized.

I would agree wholeheartedly sister, but for one thing. Line-drying is worthwhile for one thing, and one thing alone...bed sheets.

Otherwise, yes, not only am I dognamed happy that they were invented, but that I own one of each, so I don't have to go to laundromats.

[Lauri D]

Hey godfy :)

You're right in that line-dried bedsheets are a beauty to behold (and smell, and sleep in... *bliss* ) I guess I was mostly thinking of other things, clothes and such. I do have nice memories of sheets flapping in the wind tho :)

[MonCapitan2002]

Dishwashers.

I couldn't live without mine now.

(Not sure if this should be here or in Lifestyle)
Dishwashers are a human invention. Imaginary deities had nothing to do with them.

[Widget]

Josephine Garis Cochran..


this would be the lady to thank for inventing the dishwasher.

do not read into this that God is a woman.

[Dingfod]

I thought the dishwasher was invented by Red Green, made out of an old refrigerator, a piece of garden hose and a mess of duct tape.

[California Tanker]

I thank god for inventing feminine hygene products.

Of course, since I'm talking to Him anyway, I suppose it would be a good time to give Him some serious grief for creating the whole menstruation process in the first place.

As has been mooted before by some, it's 'Her' not 'Him', as evidenced by the fact that if God were male, he would never have put testicles in such a vulnerable position. (i.e. on the outside)

My vote goes for central heating, followed closely by the internal combustion engine.

NTM

[Carnivale Ed]

line-drying is a real bitch
What's wrong with hanging out clothes?