Unsexy Flamewar Split

[BDS]

It's not getting carded that's unsexy. It's bragging about how young one looks.

Why is it unsexy? Because the person doing the bragging appears interested in attracting pedophiles.

[AspenMama]

It's not getting carded that's unsexy. It's bragging about how young one looks.

Why is it unsexy? Because the person doing the bragging appears interested in attracting pedophiles.

You are such an ass. How the fuck did you come to that conclusion? You know what... nevermind-- it wouldn't make sense anyway.

May you in live in Interesting Times....

[Adora]

Whoa, okay, yeah, BDS, that's pretty fucked-up, even for this board.

[cappuccino]

yeah, BDS's known for his rampant ageism.

[BDS]

Since AspenMama is, after all, a mother. I worry about her children. If indeed she has a penchant for trying to seduce pedophiles (as appears likely from her bragging about lookng like she's under 18 years old) it may endanger her children.

Instead of dressing like "Baby Spice", I think AspenMama should try to look like a mature, adult woman when she goes to "Clubs". Lose the pigtails, AspenMama. I know your "friends" in the band are probably turned on by the pig tails, the "rosy cheek" make-up, and the childish jumpers. But that's a danger sign! They may be just using you to get to your children! Remember Humbert Humbert!

BDS -- Who believes that the safety of our children is our primary imperative!

[Leesifer]

I had decided not to carry on posting in this thread once it was obvious you just wanted to have a go at AspenMama, BDS but, really, your last post is quite ridiculous.

You've made yourself look like a complete arse!

[Jacey]

Since AspenMama is, after all, a mother. I worry about her children. If indeed she has a penchant for trying to seduce pedophiles (as appears likely from her bragging about lookng like she's under 18 years old) it may endanger her children.

Instead of dressing like "Baby Spice", I think AspenMama should try to look like a mature, adult woman when she goes to "Clubs". Lose the pigtails, AspenMama. I know your "friends" in the band are probably turned on by the pig tails, the "rosy cheek" make-up, and the childish jumpers. But that's a danger sign! They may be just using you to get to your children! Remember Humbert Humbert!

BDS -- Who believes that the safety of our children is our primary imperative!

Hey dickhead, I enjoy when I get carded (28) and my friends (sometimes younger) don't, I get to rag then I look young now and always will. It's interesting when someone looks young and his happy about it, your mind goes straight to thinking they want to bone 16 year olds, maybe you have a few unresolved issues yourself.

Where's alphamale, at least he was an entertaining asshole.

[BDS]

Whoa!

Quite the literalistic, serious-minded crowd we have here!

Only a complete moron (Jacey? Is that you?) could actually believe that I thought Aspenmama was trying to seduce pedophiles.

[cappuccino]

Your words said otherwise and your attempts at dry humor were quite lacking. Now go and bone somebody else.

[BDS]

Cappucino adds his name to the growing list of literal-minded illiterates.

Hint: when someone who has no idea what Aspenmama looks like claims she dresses like "Baby Spice", he's probably kidding.

[Jacey]

Only a complete moron (Jacey? Is that you?) could actually believe that I thought Aspenmama was trying to seduce pedophiles.

Then don't say it.

[cappuccino]

when someone who has no idea what Aspenmama looks like claims she dresses like "Baby Spice", he's probably kidding.

On the contrary I knew you were "kidding" but there's a big difference between good kidding and plain assholish kidding. I'm sure it doesn't take much brainpower on your part to figure out which category you fall into.

[BDS]

Then don't say it.

Why not? Aspenmama and I are internet enemies.

Isn’t it sort of fun to have some internet enemies? Everyone here enjoyed attacking alpha male. I usually refrained from doing so, because it would have seemed like “piling on”. I prefer more controversial enemies. The “pack mentality” doesn’t appeal to me.

One such enemy is Aspenmama. What do I have against her? Nothing, really. We’re just enemies, and have been for a while. She started it, on II. I enjoy it. It’s more fun to be someone’s enemy than to simply ignore her.
I understand, of course, that some people don’t want to have their silly posts exposed to ridicule. Is it silly for Aspenmama to brag about being almost 40, yet still carded in Clubs? Of course it is. Do we all occasionally write things that are equally silly? Of course we do. Is it silly for Aspenmama to write, “What I find unsexy in a man is first and foremost is a lack of intelligence…” Of course it is. It’s silly because it’s so obvious. Does anyone really expect that Aspenmama would be sexually attracted to congenital idiots? (Hmmm. I'm still thinking about that one.)

But for anyone to think I’m actually accusing Aspenmama of endangering her children or trying to seduce pedophiles is ridiculous. Instead, I’m making fun of her for bragging about how young she looks. The style of humor is called “hyperbole”. If someone brags about how young she looks, it is a logical extension to claim she is bragging about looking like a 10-year-old, instead of a 20-year-old. If she brags in a thread about sexuality, it is a simple leap to accuse her of trying to attract pedophiles. It’s all meant in good humor – as, I thought, was obvious to everyone. I admit there’s a bite to the humor – but the bite has nothing to do with pedophelia. It merely involves making fun of Aspenmama’s posts.

In fact, I think it’s ridiculous to apologize for it, since my intentions are so obvious. But I apologize anyway. There. Now people can make fun of me for apologizing.

[Never]

You comments appeared to be quite serious in addition to insulting and ridiculous. What you said is not a subject matter usually intended to be joked about, nor did you say it in a joking manner.

I can't imagine what kind of mind it takes to consider "internet enemies" to be fun. Certainly one does run across persons (such as yourself) that are unpleasant to deal with, but that doesn't make it fun.

Fun is finding internet friends. I'm guessing you won't ever find out about that.
Aspen Mama on the other hand has earned internet friends and we don't appreciate having to read made up insults about her.

[TomJoe]

I agree with Never. You took a topic that really isn't funny (pedophilia) and tried to kid someone with it.

I'll chalk it up to extremely poor taste, and hope you don't make the same mistake in the future.

[BDS]

Certainly one does run across persons (such as yourself) that are unpleasant to deal with, but that doesn't make it fun.
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Or, sometimes, one has the good fortune to run into kind, pleasant, charitable people, like you.

[Clutch Munny]

I'd like to complain to the forum administrators. My placing BDS on Ignore does not fully insulate me from occasionally encountering his ragingly stupid confusions of his own tattered and fleeting thoughts for moral and cultural imperatives. Ignore should make someone's posts, the quotes of their posts, their threads, the exasperation of those who must interact with them, and in fact their entire online footprint in every internet venue disappear completely. Please address this concern immediately. Thanks. :funface:

[Adora]

bleh blah blah "WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?" as a cover for bitchy-whoreness blah blah blah
C'mon sweetie. No need for the passive-aggressive tendencies here. The beauty of the FF board is that you can just stop being a coward and be a regular aggressive, if you're not a total arsewipe, that is.

[Jacey]

stupid senseless comments

Interjecting yourself in a thread with insults and supposed humor toward your so-called "enemy," then when no one gets your humor trying to be all high and mighty, doesn't earn you much credibility. I doubt you care, but you really aren't as entertaining as the last troll who was a jerkoff, you're simply stupid.

[BDS]

I thought I WAS being "regular aggressive"!

I guess: "Aspenmama thinks she looks soooo young she'll attract pedophiles..." just doesn't pass the humor test here at FF.

Oh well. I guess it wasn't that funny after all. (I still think it's a LITTLE bit funny though).

I apologize for insulting Aspenmama; I apologize for writing posts that are not funny; I apologize for subjecting the readers of this thread to one of Clutch Munny's posts, which are never funny.

[Adora]

BDS, I don't think you'd know regular aggressive if it came up and skullfucked you.

There you go kids: What's unsexy? Passive Aggressive hysteria-mommies like BDS.

[cappuccino]

:harder:

[Jinx]

I thought I WAS being "regular aggressive"!

I guess: "Aspenmama thinks she looks soooo young she'll attract pedophiles..." just doesn't pass the humor test here at FF.

Oh well. I guess it wasn't that funny after all. (I still think it's a LITTLE bit funny though).

I apologize for insulting Aspenmama; I apologize for writing posts that are not funny; I apologize for subjecting the readers of this thread to one of Clutch Munny's posts, which are never funny.

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/Assets/evilclown.jpg (http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/evilclown.htm)

Evil Clown (http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/evilclown.htm) is very quick with a joke, but his jests always have a barb. He has little patience for in-depth discussions and will often disrupt exchanges between serious forum participants by introducing irrelevant topics, fatuous quips, and offhand comments. His greatest thrill is to taunt and humiliate weaker or more plodding Warriors with his snappy ripostes. Not a particularly powerful Warrior, Evil Clown will attempt to avoid defeat by accusing his attacker of having no sense of humor.

[viscousmemories]

I'd like to complain to the forum administrators. My placing BDS on Ignore does not fully insulate me from occasionally encountering his ragingly stupid confusions of his own tattered and fleeting thoughts for moral and cultural imperatives. Ignore should make someone's posts, the quotes of their posts, their threads, the exasperation of those who must interact with them, and in fact their entire online footprint in every internet venue disappear completely. Please address this concern immediately. Thanks. :funface:
I'll look in to it after the upgrade.

[Kraus]

I came here to say that AspenMama is awesome! dont be messing with awesome people!

[username]

Interjecting yourself in a thread with insults and supposed humor toward your so-called "enemy," then when no one gets your humor trying to be all high and mighty, doesn't earn you much credibility. I doubt you care, but you really aren't as entertaining as the last troll who was a jerkoff, you're simply stupid.

Wow, tough crowd.

[MollyMac]

I came here to say that AspenMama is awesome! dont be messing with awesome people!
What Kraus said. I'll hazard a guess that the support offered by AspenMama's many internet friends will more than compensate for the nastiness from her one and only self-appointed, grudge-bearing internet enemy.


Or, sometimes, one has the good fortune to run into kind, pleasant, charitable people, like you.
This was directed at Never and, as someone who knows how kind, pleasant and charitable Never is, I can only agree with it.

:yup:

[Carnivale Ed]

I got it.

[Puck]

Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winner.

For the most crude, inexcusable, make a Granny woman want to punch someone in the face, poster in a thread ever, the prize* goes to BDS. Congrats asshat.

(* one pound of dog shit, wrapped in a pink bow, and delivered UPS to your place of work)

[BDS]

Help! I’m being nibbled to death by a school of toothless piranhas!

p.s. How many moons has Uranus?

Answer: Well, Puck, for one.

[Puck]

I’m being nibbled to death by a school of toothless piranhas!

No dear, you are being attacked for attacking a perfectly nice woman who many people think the world of. Someone who doesn't deserve some skank treating her shitty.

If you had simply made a mistake in judgment, that would be one thing, but you have a long history of baiting people; being rude and crude and obnoxious to people.

You want an "Internet Enemy"? You got one right here, Bubba. You can go where I go and attack me. I've been online for over 10 years, and I got your number. I've seen you before. I know you. You ain't shit.

[BDS]

You want an "Internet Enemy"? You got one right here, Bubba. You can go where I go and attack me. I've been online for over 10 years, and I got your number. I've seen you before. I know you. You ain't shit.

You have the advantage of me, Puck. I have no idea who you are. But then, perhaps you're not very memorable. Thanks for the kind offer, but I'll pass.

[Puck]

Ah, I see you don't like to play with people who are not trying to be nice. Pussy.

[BDS]

Ah, I see you don't like to play with people who are not trying to be nice. Pussy.

No. I don't like to play with people who are trying to be nasty, but fail even at that. You're too boring.

[Gurdur]

BDS, just how old are you trying to be? You are supposed to be an adult, yet you come strongly over throughout this thread like a 15-year-old with severe problems and inept adolescent self-pity.
You start off making a really stupid attack on AspenMama, one that only reveals your dumb obsession: you get picked up on it, you whine like a sulky brat about being picked up, you try the whole "Well mum it was only a joke!" farrago of a defence, you then start insulting everone, as though your petulance could actually be meaningful. You simply act like a child who knows no better: and yet you're supposed to be an adult. After your sterling efforts in this thread, it's impossible to ever take you seriously again: you're simply too dishonest, mean, hypocritical and above all sulky. Give up, go home and find your teddy bear.

[Puck]

No. I don't like to play with people who are trying to be nasty, but fail even at that. You're too boring.

So let's see, you are nasty to AspenMama, someone who alot of folks here have known for years, and has the love and respect of her online friends. You get jumped on for your crassness, rightly so, and then you proceed to get all snippy when you get the same treatment you handed out to AspenMama?

So it's okay for you to be nasty, but all of a sudden you don't like it when you are treated in kind? I see.

I am reminded of the old expression 'If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch'.

[TomJoe]

This thread went from interesting and informative, to humorous in places, to "err, that's not so funny", to "who the hell are all these new people?", to overly dramatic, to look at all the posers making internet postures ... how friggin stupid.

Hopefully it's next move is to dead.

[Carnivale Ed]

Sssshhhh! You'll wake the 'big dogs'.

:rofl:

[viscousmemories]

In my experience it's usually individuals who do drive-by postings and forum regulars who do gangbangs. This might be the first example of a drive-by gangbang I've ever seen. Given the participants I suspect this is just the visible part of a thread or threads going on in HH, where as I understand it maligning others is not tolerated.

[Dingfod]

Given the participants I suspect this is just the visible part of a thread or threads going on in HH,This much is true.
... where as I understand it maligning others is not tolerated.Really? Considering the low traffic there, it has it's share of malignment, it's just that when it does occur it gets split off to a junkyard dog forum, where anything goes.

[viscousmemories]

Really? Considering the low traffic there, it has it's share of malignment, it's just that when it does occur it gets split off to a junkyard dog forum, where anything goes.
Oh, I thought the publicly posted rule #5, "No advocation of bigotries, no trolling, and no repetitive inappropriate personal baiting" indicated an general intolerance of maligning other members there. I stand corrected.

ETA: In case I sounded sarcastic here it was unintentional. I apparently genuinely misunderstood the spirit of the rule. I thought there was a more broad prohibition on members verbally attacking each other in HH under the new policies.

[Puck]

Aw, viscousmemories, it's just some folks standing up to a bully, who chose to do wrong to someone we care about. As you can see, I have a very low post count here, but at a couple of other boards we both know well, I've been around. When I hear that AM has been bothered by someone for awhile, and it's happening again, I'm gonna stand at her back, ya know?

At another board, BDS would have been stopped dead in his tracks. At yet another, he would have been shuffled off to another Forum where he could be an ass to his heart's content. Here, it seems our AM was abused, and it pissed some of her friends off. As I'm sure you know, she's a good woman, who doesn't deserve to be stalked or abused by some whack job. So here we are. If BDS wants 'Internet Enemy's', he's got 'em in spades, now.

This might be the first example of a drive-by gangbang I've ever seen.

LOL! I love it. A new expression for the 'net. ;)

[livius drusus]

At yet another, he would have been shuffled off to another Forum where he could be an ass to his heart's content.

I'm not sure why its location would make a difference. Do you mean if we had split off this derail and put it in some other forum the drive-by gangbanging wouldn't have happened? AM would still have been abused whether the thread was here or elsewhere in that scenario, would she not?

Anyway, I have to say I'm disappointed, Puck, that you chose to double your postcount here by bumping a thread that had been dormant for 4 days only to get another flame in. I think Aspen had been quite thoroughly defended back when the thread was active.

Oh well... To each his own, I suppose. :shrug:

[Puck]

Okay, I do see your point, livius. It was childish to get 'another punch' in. I was just so damned mad over it. I've seen BDS get this way with others, and when it was AM, I just went all apeshitty. Still, I don't regret it, except that I did it here where I may know alot of the members, but not all, and I'm not a participating member of this here place.

As for a different location, it keeps the original thread clean of BS, where the OP can go on without derailment. And if folks want to go postal on each other, it can be done without messing up the OP.

So, I send apologies to all here for storming in and raising hell. I do not, however, retract a word I said. I meant them all.

[D. Scarlatti]

Don't apologize. It's always good for a laugh when Gurdur drops by to play the stern headmaster.

[livius drusus]

As for a different location, it keeps the original thread clean of BS, where the OP can go on without derailment. And if folks want to go postal on each other, it can be done without messing up the OP.

I get that -- thread splits used to be my number one hobby back in the day ;) -- but I didn't see how the absence of a split caused or exacerbated the flamewar itself, which seemed to what you were saying in that paragraph. I could very well have misunderstood, however.

Okay, I do see your point, livius. <snip>

So, I send apologies to all here for storming in and raising hell. I do not, however, retract a word I said. I meant them all.

He he... That's cool, Puck. Thank you kindly. :wave:

[godfry n. glad]

Wow... It's really interesting to see shitlists in the making.

Having seen the admonition to Puck, I'll refrain from squeezing off a few rounds in the driveby gangbang, but I consider AM to be one of the most decent people I've run into on the 'net.

I trust by now she's placed BDS on ignore.

[viscousmemories]

Aw, viscousmemories, it's just some folks standing up to a bully, who chose to do wrong to someone we care about.
I think when people use the phrase "standing up to a bully" they generally mean the person being bullied stands up for themselves. I don't think seven people coming here (two apparently registering here) to pile on someone who had done nothing to any of you and who had already apologized, twice, for insulting AspenMama is accurately described as standing up to a bully. As I said, it's more like a drive-by gangbang, which while I'm glad you found it amusing wasn't really intended as a compliment - I'm not a big fan of gang "justice" myself.

[Never]

Aw, viscousmemories, it's just some folks standing up to a bully, who chose to do wrong to someone we care about.
I think when people use the phrase "standing up to a bully" they generally mean the person being bullied stands up for themselves. I don't think seven people coming here (two apparently registering here) to pile on someone who had done nothing to any of you and who had already apologized, twice, for insulting AspenMama is accurately described as standing up to a bully. As I said, it's more like a drive-by gangbang, which while I'm glad you found it amusing wasn't really intended as a compliment - I'm not a big fan of gang "justice"
myself.

Odd, I've never thought of friends as a gang. :chin:
Considering his defense was that he was just kidding and he then throws out some obviously facetious comments, I suppose we didn't take those "apologies" very seriously. Ah well. Hopefully people will learn to make better use of the ignore function.

Can you make it global?

[viscousmemories]

Odd, I've never thought of friends as a gang. :chin:
I haven't either.

Considering his defense was that he was just kidding and he then throws out some obviously facetious comments, I suppose we didn't take those "apologies" very seriously.
Well that's your prerogative, of course. I'm willing to give an active member of this forum more benefit of the doubt than a gang of drive-by posters who've rallied behind closed doors and express no interest in active participation here.

Ah well. Hopefully people will learn to make better use of the ignore function.
Or maybe people who prefer heavily moderated forum environments should just avoid the FF.

[Gurdur]

Or maybe people who prefer heavily moderated forum environments should just avoid the FF
Don't talk such absolute drivel of shit, vm. You mean you don't like having certain people post here? Have some guts for once and actually say it with honesty instead of your weaselly pseudo-moralization. But don't expect to be taken seriously either way; again, as with BDS, your cowardice, dishonesty and sheer drivel here mean you simply won't get taken seriously. Too bad, suck it up and all that. Let's just examine some of your more blatant dishonesty and -- here -- sheer stupidity to see why.
Considering his defense was that he was just kidding and he then throws out some obviously facetious comments, I suppose we didn't take those "apologies" very seriously. Well that's your prerogative, of course. I'm willing to give an active member of this forum more benefit of the doubt than a gang of drive-by posters who've rallied behind closed doors and express no interest in active participation here.
Now you simply show your true colours, vm. Let's examine this pile of crappy claims of yours:
1) "to give an active member of this forum more benefit of the doubt" simply and only means that because you have some kooky neurosis about the HH and so you want to take BDS' side and weasel around. Say so! There is no doubt about what BDS tried claiming and said; it was a pretty sick and nasty smear job, but then I am hardly surprised you would pass over that in silence and simply attac those who criticised BDS for his unasked-for shit.

2) "a gang of drive-by posters" simply means you want to indulge in pious name-calling. It's OK, vm boy, we already know you are Holier-Than-Us.

3) "who've rallied behind closed doors" simply is more of your silly drivel, vm. You know, boy, that we have no need to "rally" behind closed doors or anywhere else to deal with the weaselly likes of you or BDS: but then, that's what you're really objecting to, isn't it, the fact we actually speak our minds. :D Too bad.

4) "and express no interest in active participation here" really is the height of silliness and hypocrisy from you, vm, but hey, it really is not surprising at all. Let's look at this all a tad more closely.
Oh, I thought the publicly posted rule #5, "No advocation of bigotries, no trolling, and no repetitive inappropriate personal baiting" indicated an general intolerance of maligning other members there. I stand corrected. ETA: In case I sounded sarcastic here it was unintentional. I apparently genuinely misunderstood the spirit of the rule. I thought there was a more broad prohibition on members verbally attacking each other in HH under the new policies
Whatever point you thought you were making, vm, is both unclear and uninteresting. One one hand, the FF is full of people maligning each other: it seems to form so much of the traffic here. OTOH, you know you have been invited several times personally and generally to discuss HH rules and whatnot; each time you ran off shrieking imprecations about me and the HH, including claiming what I posted on here for (in an excess of narcissism, you claimed I was only here to get at you); you specifically refused several times to discuss HH rules with me, and in fact you were once specifically invited to rejoin the HH, instead you prefered abuse and running away. Well, too bad: whatever you have now to say will simply be treated as the shit it is. If you don't like that, clean up your act.
The fact is, you are objecting to some speaking their minds. Fairly pathetic of you.

Or maybe people who prefer heavily moderated forum environments should just avoid the FF.
Or maybe, vm, you should just stuff your stupidity and pseudo-moralization up your bum. Looks like we're going to speak here whether you like it or not, you poor little thing.

[Gurdur]

Given the participants I suspect this is just the visible part of a thread or threads going on in HH,This much is true.
... where as I understand it maligning others is not tolerated.Really? Considering the low traffic there, it has it's share of malignment, it's just that when it does occur it gets split off to a junkyard dog forum, where anything goes.
This is not at all that accurate. As HH admin, I would certainly act (and have acted in the past) where I saw deliberate malicious maligning of the sort BDS goes into here: no poster would get away three times with those sort of really nasty smear jobs. The posts would not be edited, but split off to the fight forum; but a poster who several times made such unsubstantiated and deeply nasty attacks would get banned.

As for vm's 'suspicion' that "this is just the visible part of a thread or threads going on in HH", weird. This thread has been commented upon within the HH, but to correct the acccusations here, this is not "part" of any HH stuff, and if people speak their minds here, then they speak their minds here.
BTW, by measurement, traffic seems to be about as high on HH as on the FF at this time. Both have within recent weeks had higher traffic than each other. Low traffic or non-low has no part in playing what gets allowed there or not.

[Dingfod]

Consider me spanked.

[raspberrybullets]

BDS, to call AspenMama, who is a kind, generous, giving and caring mother, a pedophile even as a joke is simply dispicable. I am not in the least surprised vm sticks up for you, as usual he supports those who are mean and nasty and not those who are good and kind - and simply because they are more active on this board. It is little wonder then, that so many of us only post here when someone we care about is attacked by a little wimp such as yourself.

vm, I would tell you what I think except speaking to you at all creeps me out and I won't speak more to you unless absolutely necessary. Gurdur has already said everything I was thinking. I'll just tell you to re-read his posts once more.

Warren, I'm rather unclear on this, do you not find BDS's remarks to AspenMama insulting? I thought you held her in the hightest regard.

[Dingfod]

WTF? I have BDS on Ignore for good reason. That's exactly what I was advocating at HH. Much better than talking shit.

[raspberrybullets]

I just found your post, with no show of support for AspenMama, odd. My mistake.

[Dingfod]

AspenMama knows how I feel about her.

[Leesifer]

I'm sure this is exactly what AspenMama hoped would happen to this thread.

[Carnivale Ed]

You mean she wouldn't want her knights in whining armour to show up?

[Dingfod]

That's just what this thread needed, more snark.

[Carnivale Ed]

Maybe not, but this whole thing's just ridiculous. The lynch mob's looking for new victims. They might as well have me.

[ChuckF]

Maybe not, but this whole thing's just ridiculous. The lynch mob's looking for new victims. They might as well have me.
:roflmao: The lynch mob? The lynch mob?? Seriously dude. Take the drama down ten or fifteen notches there. :laughcry:

[Carnivale Ed]

Well, maybe I am exaggerating, but, so far, BDS and vm have been called (paraphrasing): weaselly, dishonest, cowardly, sick, nasty, hypocritical, stupid, dispicable, mean, pussies, creepy, crude, rude, obnoxious, sulky, whiners, brats, petulant, crass, snippy, all from people who came (back) here with the express purpose of having a go at BDS, and then turned on vm (who only pointed out his disapproval of what they were doing).

So, yeah, melodrama and all, I'll stand by lynchmob.

[ChuckF]

So, yeah, melodrama and all, I'll stand by lynchmob.
Just so we're absolutely clear here - we don't want any ambiguity - you're saying that
BDS and vm have been called (paraphrasing): weaselly, dishonest, cowardly, sick, nasty, hypocritical, stupid, dispicable, mean, pussies, creepy, crude, rude, obnoxious, sulky, whiners, brats, petulant, crass, snippy, all from people who came (back) here with the express purpose of having a go at BDS, and then turned on vm (who only pointed out his disapproval of what they were doing).
is equivalent to
lynch mob

n : a mob that kills a person for some presumed offense without legal authority
Are you SURE that's what you're saying here? :giggle:

[Carnivale Ed]

Do I really have to qualify myself as saying I'm speaking figuratively and with a degree of hyperbole? I thought conceding the melodrama might have done that ...

[ChuckF]

Do I really have to qualify myself as saying I'm speaking figuratively and with a degree of hyperbole? I thought conceding the melodrama might have done that ...
Ok. I just wanted to check. Because I think you've insulted vm and liv pretty badly here, and you owe them an apology. As forum administrators, they are certainly empowered to stop the lynch mobs. In fact, they are the only ones that can. vm has condemned it, but has taken no concrete steps to stop it. These lynch mobs are still running around terrorizing innocent people! I mean, liv hasn't done anything at all about lynching. She doesn't even recognize it as a problem! In your melodramatic figurative speech with a degree of hyperbole, of course. And a soupçon of sanctimonious bullshit.

TEH DRAMAS!!!!111!

[Carnivale Ed]

Having fun?

Here's another one for you: I'm the new sheriff in town.

Oooh, come on, you can't just let that go.

[ChuckF]

Having fun?
No. I'm at work.
Here's another one for you: I'm the new sheriff in town.
Whatever, cowboy. It's not a gem like your last one.
Oooh, come on, you can't just let that go.
Watch me.

[Carnivale Ed]

Y'all come back now, ya hear.

[Dingfod]

Here's another one for you: I'm the new sheriff in town.Meet me out behind the OK Corral at high noon.

Y'all come back now, ya hear.Smile when you say that, stranger.

[Carnivale Ed]

Meet me out behind the OK Corral at high noon.
Damn, my first day on the job and I have to meet up with a Clanton!

Smile when you say that, stranger.
:)

No more snark, I promise

[Dingfod]

I'll see you around, lawdog.

[Puck]

Well, since this thread is still alive...

liv wrote:
but I didn't see how the absence of a split caused or exacerbated the flamewar itself, which seemed to what you were saying in that paragraph. I could very well have misunderstood, however.

I persoanlly have no problem with an occasional falme war. Sometimes there's lessons in 'em. But splitting them off allows the OP to continue. Other than the fact that this whole mess is unsexy, the OP has been lost in the war. It could have been an interesting thread. Where if the war had been split, then it could continue all snarky and happy, and folks not interested in shit lobbing could continue to chat about What's unsexy?. The lack of split, or doing a split, won't stop the war, however. Just keeps the OP clean. No matter, 'tis just all my opinion, and we know what they are like. :D


Well, maybe I am exaggerating, but, so far, BDS and vm have been called (paraphrasing): weaselly, dishonest, cowardly,...

As for me, Ed, I wasn't after anyone but BDS, so yeah, it's a bit of an exageration. Whatever may be between vm and others is not to do with me. I've not had alot to do with vm, and have no opinions about his qualities one way or the other. Same with you. As far as I am concerned, I didn't come here to attack this board or anyone but BDS. Call it a lynch mob, call it a drive by gang bang, but my intent was to back up AM and call BDS's shit for what it was. If he wants an Internet Enemy, let him pick on someone 'his own size'. AM is too good natured and smart for the game.

[viscousmemories]

For what it's worth I don't hold it against AspenMama or anyone else that Gurdur and RaspberryBullets have used this thread as yet another opportunity to attack me, and I'm not stupid enough to believe that their well-known hatred of this forum and personal grudges against me represent the opinion of those who posted here in support of AM or against BDS. I have no doubt they would've latched on to any thread they could use to attempt to malign my character - this is a common pattern of behavior for both of them.

[TomJoe]

3) "who've rallied behind closed doors" simply is more of your silly drivel, vm. You know, boy, that we have no need to "rally" behind closed doors or anywhere else to deal with the weaselly likes of you or BDS: but then, that's what you're really objecting to, isn't it, the fact we actually speak our minds. :D Too bad.


Actually, I doubt that's the case ... since you (the shit bag that I think you are) are here, ragging on vm on his own board ... and he's letting you "speak your mind".

Do me a favor, find a broom, shove it up your ass then break it off.

Oh, and have a nice day.

[D. Scarlatti]

[A]s usual [vm] supports those who are mean and nasty and not those who are good and kind ...

This is complete bullshit. It would be a baldfaced lie if you knew what you were talking about. For one thing, I don't see him supporting Gurdur.

Gurdur has already said everything I was thinking.

Not surprising, his being the meanest and nastiest post in this thread. You're quite the little pair of hypocrites.

[Gurdur]

.....This is complete bullshit. It would be a baldfaced lie i......Not surprising, his being the meanest and nastiest post in this thread. You're quite the little pair of hypocrites.
Oh look, it's Scarlatti doing the moral outrage thing. How amusing. On a thread where BDS accuses AspenMama of exposing her kids to peadophiliacs, or some such pure crap, and mock/retracts to run away, I'm getting accused by Scarlatti, a total idiot with a history of sockpuppeting, of making the nastiest post here. My word, what a raving twit.

[Gurdur]

Actually, I doubt that's the case ... since you (the shit bag that I think you are) are here, ragging on vm on his own board ... and he's letting you "speak your mind".
My goodness, TomJoe, try acting your age instead of this stupid childishness of yours. He's "letting" me speak my mind? How wonderful an act of charity at which we can only gaze in wonder. Oh do up and stop being such a risible moron.
Do me a favor, find a broom, shove it up your ass then break it off.
Oh, and have a nice day.
My word, no wonder you're so generally useless at dealing with people. Does this kind of thing give you any thrill? I mean, you're not exactly the kind of person who would dare say anything like that in real life, so I'm just wondering what you think you're accomplishing here. You really need to rethink your pretentious windbaggery, TomJoe, since it's not going to be taken seriously by anyone. But do make sure to have a nice day.
:popcorn:

[D. Scarlatti]

... a history of sockpuppeting ...

So in addition to being a troll, you're a liar too. Go crawl back under your rock.

[Gurdur]

For what it's worth I don't hold it against AspenMama or anyone else that Gurdur and RaspberryBullets have used this thread as yet another opportunity to attack me,
Yet more of your narcisstic stupidity, vm. Drop the amazing self-absorption of yours and come out into the real world. At least once.
to believe that their well-known hatred of this forum and personal grudges against me
You really are becoming quite the utter paranoid nutcase with delusions of grandeur, aren't you, vm? Let's just review the history of interaction here:
While:
as said, you (among others) were specifically invited to discuss HH philosophy and rules, you ran away twice shrieking abuse instead of taking part in actual discussion
As the result of my initiative, the front public page of the HH carries a direct link to the FF -- but I guess you will find some totally mad way of insisting it must be all part of the conspiracy against you
You treated Never like shit a couple of times, Never who only ever did you good and did the real mod work over on Save-Allan.org: here you not only try weaseling at Never, you make one of the most stupid of your little whinybaby attacks on raspberrybullets: you claim below that raspberry makes attacks on you commonly --- oh do just grow up and realize that anyone can actually easily check all her posts here and see you are lying through your teeth, vm. I have no doubt they would've latched on to any thread they could use to attempt to malign my character - this is a common pattern of behavior for both of them.
A straight lie of yours, vm, as anyone capable of following FF threads over the last year would know. You really are getting to be a nutcase on this, but it's not my problem. But I love the way you whine your less-than-streling character is being "maligned", when you quite obviously in an excess of senseless tribalism decided to pass over BDS' nasty smears against AspenMama in favour instead of attacking those who criticised him, claimed that BDS had apologised when it was obvious it was no such thing, then claiming it was all a "gangbang", and now you're whining it's (naturally) all about you. Gah, why the fuck can't you get over yourself sometimes? Any old how, I reckon you and the other drama queens here just need the excitement, but hey, I reckon you are only showing yourself up to everyone.

[Gurdur]

... a history of sockpuppeting ...
So in addition to being a troll, you're a liar too. Go crawl back under your rock.
Get off it, Scarlatti, you made many posts on SecWeb boasting about the various identities -- sockpuppets - you used over at CF, and whining when each got banned in turn. How many times were you banned at CF, you little dumbbunny? Something like 14, and always lying on each new application, weren't you? Don't you have enough brain-cells left to realise people remember these things? Oh, and you boasted of duplicitiously getting info from the HH too. Just stop being such a twat and get the point that you are in no position to accuse others of lying.

[D. Scarlatti]

I have never had a sock puppet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_sock_puppet), and yes, you are one lying motherfucker, as the above clearly demonstrates.

Very classy of you to introduce WinAce into this thread as well. You're a class act, Gurdur.

[viscousmemories]

I've (perhaps temporarily) deleted a post I just made while I count to ten, figuratively.

Make that two posts. As disgusted as I am that Never is apparently badmouthing the work I did for Allan's site around the 'net and that Gurdur would try to use these fables against me, I don't think it would be fair to Jessica for me to respond to this despicable attack in detail. In all the time I've been on the 'net I've never seen such vicious and unconscionable behavior. You people both really make me sick.

[Never]

I've (perhaps temporarily) deleted a post I just made while I count to ten, figuratively.

Make that two posts. As disgusted as I am that Never is apparently badmouthing the work I did for Allan's site around the 'net and that Gurdur would try to use these fables against me, I don't think it would be fair to Jessica for me to respond to this despicable attack in detail. In all the time I've been on the 'net I've never seen such vicious and unconscionable behavior. You people both really make me sick.

I'm disgusted also. I have never badmouthed your work around the 'net. I haven't even discussed it at all (except with one friend). I have no intention of discussing that topic in detail here either. The only fables I've seen recently were in the post you thankfully deleted. Now I need to go shower after reading all this.

[viscousmemories]

I'm disgusted also. I have never badmouthed your work around the 'net. I haven't even discussed it at all. I have no intention of discussing that topic in detail here either.
I'm glad to hear it, but then I can't imagine where else Gurdur might've gotten the impression that you did all the real mod work at Allan's site. Still, I shouldn't have jumped to the conclusion that you had badmouthed me. It's almost always more reasonable to assume that Gurdur is talking out of his ass.

ETA: Oops, I missed the edit. Would that friend's name by any chance rhyme with birder?

The only fables I've seen recently were in the post you thankfully deleted. Now I need to go shower after reading all this.
I'm sorry. It occurred to me after I posted it that in my anger I had conflated a couple of situations, and shortly after I deleted it I realized that the whole thing was really inappropriate anyway. Whatever else might've happened you didn't drag this ugly mess here, Gurdur did. As far as I'm concerned it's a moot issue. I appreciate the mod work you did for Allan's site and I know I did the best job I could do with managing it. Anything else is probably irrelevant.

[raspberrybullets]

It's almost always more reasonable to assume that Gurdur is talking out of his ass.



The talk coming out of Gurdur's arse is still better than the shit coming out your mouth.

[Dingfod]

I have it on good authority viscousmemories does not move his mouth when he keyboards.

[D. Scarlatti]

The talk coming out of Gurdur's arse is still better than the shit coming out your mouth.

:laugh:

In other words, Gurdur's "contributions" are held to a very high standard, even by his most fervent sycophant.

Boy are you trolls dumb.

[viscousmemories]

The talk coming out of Gurdur's arse [...]
Well at least we agree on that.

[TomJoe]

I mean, you're not exactly the kind of person who would dare say anything like that in real life ... :blahblah:

For you, I'd make an exception.

[beyelzu]

.....This is complete bullshit. It would be a baldfaced lie i......Not surprising, his being the meanest and nastiest post in this thread. You're quite the little pair of hypocrites.
Oh look, it's Scarlatti doing the moral outrage thing. How amusing. On a thread where BDS accuses AspenMama of exposing her kids to peadophiliacs, or some such pure crap, and mock/retracts to run away, I'm getting accused by Scarlatti, a total idiot with a history of sockpuppeting, of making the nastiest post here. My word, what a raving twit.
some of us recognize a joke when we read it. it wasnt particularly funny. but a joke it was.

I dont remember many posts by bds so i know not of this enmity between him and aspenmama. i like am just fine, and the joke was in poor taste but an accusation it wasnt.

oh mister pedantic, perhaps you should try to be a touch more accurate :)

and scarlatti's history has fuckall to do with the current issue.

seems to me

[D. Scarlatti]

Just to be clear, it's his lying I object to.

[Kraus]

D. Scarlatti, im gonna do what i do best.

Fuck you

see i can do it without all the big words.

i dont like you, and you know what, i dont even know you, but i am the kraus, and this is how i do it. Dont fuck with gurdur.

you have the rare op of being burned by the kraus. consider yourself special

ill be drunk in like 2 hours and im sure you will get something better then, i do have a reputation to live up to

[D. Scarlatti]

Hi Kraus.

So the Gurdur Fan Club is kinda like the Bizarro Mensa, is that what you're trying to say?

[username]

Glad I stumbled upon this thread. I needed a good dose of love. Started with AspenMama is a pedo lover, to BDS is a twit for saying it, then moved along a few pages that I didn't read to Gurdur and others suck to VM sucks. I think I missed a few things too.

I love the internets.

[Ensign Steve]

Glad I stumbled upon this thread. I needed a good dose of love.

:hugs:

[Legs]

:weirdthread:

[TomJoe]

D. Scarlatti, im gonna do what i do best.

Fuck you


Make internet love proposals?

Weird.

[D. Scarlatti]

I'm going to get something even better in two hours when he's drunk.

[TomJoe]

I'm going to get something even better in two hours when he's drunk.

Some people get all the luck. Bastard.

[Veritas]

You're all grotty wankers.

[godfry n. glad]

Hi Kraus.

So the Gurdur Fan Club is kinda like the Bizarro Mensa, is that what you're trying to say?

Y'know, Scarlatti, that could very well be true. If so, count me in as one of the members.

That doesn't mean I'm not part of your fan club, 'cause I am.

That doesn't mean I'm not part of vm's fan club, 'cause I am.

And, indeed, I'm a well-known member of AspenMama's fan club.

Gurder has been blunt and forthright with me and was one of the few, along with AspenMama, who actually listened and understood what I was trying to do at IIDB during my expulsion. For that I am thankful. vm was not, and we tangled in HH over that issue....evidently livius has highly refined reading comprehension skills and the ability to be diplomatic with the likes of outraged godfrys and vms. Thank dog for that.

I'm left wondering here, is this accomplishing anything other than blowing off steam? I mean, there's nothing wrong with that, I do it myself on occasion, but BDS has been duly chastized, and now it's evolved into a shit-storm over Gurdur/vm. Each has their personal idiosyncracies and should be allowed those. I think everybody might want to give it a rest.

But that's just me.

That said.... As you were.

[godfry n. glad]

You're all grotty wankers.

I may well be a wanker, but I am most assuredly NOT grotty.

Well, maybe....

Bitch!

[username]

Legs and Ensign Steve, I love you both. I think you are both great people and I have nothing negative to say about either of you, I think we should stage a hippy style love-in within this thread. Unfortunately, I left my bong in my flower painted microbus which was stolen by some child molesting, viscious fucktard. :shakefist:

[D. Scarlatti]

Points well taken, godfry. But as I said, I object to his lying.

[Ensign Steve]

I'm sure you mean "some child molesting, viscous fucktard" do you not?

Yes, I am always in favor of a love-in.

[Veritas]

You mean he was sticky?

[Ensign Steve]

No I mean he was all gooey and sticky.

ETA: Hey, no fair. You edited your post! :P

[erimir]

I don't really give a crap about what BDS said which was obviously not serious.

However, I will just say that it was stupid and not particularly funny.

[Ensign Steve]

erimir, would it be okay if I changed my avatar to a pic of your tighty-whities?

[Veritas]

I got viscous mixed up with another word that means transparent.

[Veritas]

HEY! I want cappuccino to send me a photo of him in his jocks for my avatar!!!

[Ensign Steve]

That will be the new fad! Randy ladies sporting pics of gay underoos in their avs. Let's get right on it.

[Veritas]

Where's my poof-partner when you need him?

[Kraus]

hmm call me gay good one, the drinking has begun be prepared

and in the mean time go write a metaphysical poem D

[Leesifer]

I LOVE :ff: every thread turns gay in the end. :pansy:

[freemonkey]

hmm call me gay good one, the drinking has begun be prepared

and in the mean time go write a metaphysical poem D
..........and what time did you start drinking?

[Legs]

Legs and Ensign Steve, I love you both.

:3some2:

[Ensign Steve]

:gaypride:

[Leesifer]

:biker2:

ETA: We obviously need another pub quiz question on this thread.

So:

Where is the sea of tranquility?

[Kraus]

freemonkey
6:20 pm

[D. Scarlatti]

Careful there Kraus, alcohol destroys brain cells. Make sure you have a few to spare.

[Ensign Steve]

Man, I remember in the old days my goal was to eventually bring every thread around to the topic of Star Trek. I have really been slacking lately.

You know who wasn't slacking, though? Belana Torres, when she programmed the Dreadnaught. I just watched that episode today. I forgot how awesome it was. I love the part at the end when she reinitializes the Cardassian subroutine, and the computer starts arguing with itself. Belana tells it it's having an identity crisis. :giggle:

[Leesifer]

:biker2:

ETA: We obviously need another pub quiz question on this thread.

So:

Where is the sea of tranquility?

Had to re-post because certain people interrupted my edit.

[Ensign Steve]

It's on the moon! Just like New Berlin colony.

[Kraus]

Careful there Kraus, alcohol destroys brain cells. Make sure you have a few to spare.

i still got enough, im still waiting on your metaphysical poem its due on my desk at 8 pm sharp!

[Leesifer]

It's on the moon! Just like New Berlin colony.


OK, now you get to ask a pub quiz question. And yes, it can be a Star Trek question.

[erimir]

lol, whatever, go ahead.

But where did you get the pic for your current avatar?

[D. Scarlatti]

It's already on your metaphysical desk.

[Kraus]

thanks then, didnt see it. i give it an A+

[wei yau]

I am not at all concerned about BDS' joke, the defense of AspenMama, the ongoing Gurdur/vm feud and whatever repetitive nonsense that passes for "history" in these things.

I just wanted to post and say how thankful I am for posters like Legs, Leesifer, Ensign Steve, scarletpeaches, Carnivale Ed and others for lightening the mood and making the FF the awesome place that it is.

I've been here long enough to see these things spark every now and again. I find it tiresome for the most part, but I do like the nuggets of humor in various posts. And how they usually end-up, generally gay.

[D. Scarlatti]

wei yau says you're gay, Kraus.

[Legs]

I just wanted to post and say how thankful I am for posters like Leesifer, Ensign Steve, scarletpeaches, Carnivale Ed and others for lightening the mood and making the FF the awesome place that it is.

:waiting:

[Kraus]

hes from northern virginia, i am tortured by the same state, and trust me ive learned one thing from the short time ive lived here, everyone that was born there is a complete idiot. so if he was born there his statement is nullified

[Leesifer]

Oh, Scarlatti stop being such a gay curmudgeon.

We're still waiting for Ensign's pub quiz question.

[D. Scarlatti]

hes from northern virginia, i am tortured by the same state, and trust me ive learned one thing from the short time ive lived here, everyone that was born there is a complete idiot. so if he was born there his statement is nullified

That was actually pretty funny. I think it's time for a

:welcomef:

Count your blessings homo, you won't catch me using that smiley ever again.

[wei yau]

I just wanted to post and say how thankful I am for posters like Legs, Leesifer, Ensign Steve, scarletpeaches, Carnivale Ed and others for lightening the mood and making the FF the awesome place that it is.


:blush:

so sorry

[Kraus]

your best reply to my posts is calling me gay, i take my metaphysical poet comments back. you are not as smart as i previously thought

[D. Scarlatti]

your best reply to my posts is calling me gay

That was TomJoe, so go bitch to the Pope.

[wei yau]

hes from northern virginia, i am tortured by the same state, and trust me ive learned one thing from the short time ive lived here, everyone that was born there is a complete idiot. so if he was born there his statement is nullified

I think you're confused. This is a flamewar split from a thread involving "Unsexy". It's not a thread for unsexy flames.

Because, honey, that flame of yours is the unsexiest thing since Bea Arthur and Ernest Borgnine BDSM pics.

I now regret even addressing you at all.

[username]

Why don't we all start drinking now (some have already started early I see :drunk3: ) and around 7pm CT we can all meet back here to have drunken gayish sex, hippy style?

Perhaps we can get some so drunk and randy that they post nudies of themselves and then the rest of us can turn the pics into our avatars for a week or two?

[Kraus]

Count your blessings homo, you won't catch me using that smiley ever again.

i sure do love quotes. want to edit your post now?

[TomJoe]

That was TomJoe, so go bitch to the Pope.
Viva Il Papa!

[D. Scarlatti]

I mean TomJoe said you were gay first, and he's got that infallibility thing going on.

So no, I'm not editing an infallible post. Not until I install a lightning rod in the yard, at least.

[TomJoe]

Kraus made the proposal. I am blameless. Infallible and impeccable. Life is good.

[Leesifer]

Blimey, is TomJoe the pope? :livpope:

I never would have messed up your MM thread if I'd known, TomJoe.

[TomJoe]

Blimey, is TomJoe the pope? :livpope:

I never would have messed up your MM thread if I'd known, TomJoe.

You are forgiven my child. :holycow:

[Kraus]

you should be more clear on your posts then

[D. Scarlatti]

Anyway I'm off to the symphony.

Try to keep the flames to a minimum and the flamers to a maximum.

[Leesifer]

Have a nice evening Scarlatti.

(The symphony is very gay you know)

[Kraus]

im glad i got to learn how intelligent you are ....
you disapointed me sir.

[slimshady2357]

I'd say about another 10 pages of similar insanity and this thread will rank up there with some of the greats, though I can't see anything beating the titty thread. That baby was the stuff of legends.

Here is a nearly impossible Star Trek question, one which I would have no clue as to the answer, had I not just seen the relevant episode.

In the Voyager episode where most of the crew is kidnapped, brainwashed and forced to work in a Power Plant on a world that is short of workers, what is the name of "brainwashed Janeway" (i.e. what is she called in her "new" life as a Power Plant worker)?

[Legs]

(The symphony is very gay you know)

You are such a :naughty: girl.

[username]

In the Voyager episode where most of the crew is kidnapped, brainwashed and forced to work in a Power Plant on a world that is short of workers, what is the name of "brainwashed Janeway" (i.e. what is she called in her "new" life as a Power Plant worker)?

No idea, but I a saw Stargate SG1 episode with the same theme, that must count for something?

[Leesifer]

Good one, slim. I shall try and find the answer on Google unless another more knowledgable ST fan comes to this thread.

[raspberrybullets]

your best reply to my posts is calling me gay, i take my metaphysical poet comments back. you are not as smart as i previously thought
See Scarlatti, even kraus drunk can see you have about as much brain cells as a goldfish. And I just love how you seem to think calling me part of the Gurdur fan club, his sycophant etc is such a terrible insult. What you are doing is calling me loyal and supportive, something which I value very highly and despise in those who lack it. So thanks. :D

[Leesifer]

(The symphony is very gay you know)

You are such a :naughty: girl.

You are!

[slimshady2357]

In the Voyager episode where most of the crew is kidnapped, brainwashed and forced to work in a Power Plant on a world that is short of workers, what is the name of "brainwashed Janeway" (i.e. what is she called in her "new" life as a Power Plant worker)?

No idea, but I a saw Stargate SG1 episode with the same theme, that must count for something?

I wonder if they were on the same planet, as the brainwashers had been doing it for some time..... hey wait! Those thieving bastards! They, like, totally copied Star Trek!

Just another reason for me to hate Stargare SG1 (as though RDA wasn't enough!) :shakefist:

[Legs]

You are!

:nope: you are

[Leesifer]

You're a chinese eating Canadian. :yup:

[viscousmemories]

&lt;nevermind&gt;

I'm going to take a break for a couple days until the HH trolls get bored and go away.

[username]

I wonder if they were on the same planet, as the brainwashers had been doing it for some time..... hey wait! Those thieving bastards! They, like, totally copied Star Trek!


I'd join you in an internet expression of moral outrage, but alas, I cannot. You see, Star Trek has a long history of copying Star Trek which makes copying Startrek fair game for pretty much any science fiction show or movie.

I mean is there ANY scifi show that has lasted more than a couple seasons that hasn't done at least one time travel episode where there is a struggle to avoid affecting the present while in the past? I rest my case. :judge:

[Legs]

You're a chinese eating Canadian. :yup:

and you are stinky, yet harmless


vm, like me.. you are one of the 'and others' wei yau mentions :giggle:

[slimshady2357]

You're a chinese eating Canadian. :yup:

I'm a chinese eating Canadian, I had some chicken fried rice the other day, it was yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy! :hungry:

I found it hard to adjust to the UK way of saying "I'm having an indian tonight" to mean that one was having an indian meal that night. It always sounded to me like the person was a cannibal! :eek:

In the Great White North we would say "I'm having some indian tonight", which could also sound cannibalistic, but doesn't to one who is a native hoser :D

[godfry n. glad]

&lt;nevermind&gt;

I'm going to take a break for a couple days until the HH trolls get bored and go away.

I keep tellin' you, vm, you wouldn't find yourself in these jams if you'd just overcome your propensity to go all netnanny on flamers.

But, hey... It's your life.

[username]

&lt;nevermind&gt;

I'm going to take a break for a couple days until the HH trolls get bored and go away.

Boy was that wierd, I was reading your post where you asked if you were part of the problem, I clicked on "quote" to say something smart alecish and I see you make an idle threat about taking a break. So I click on the back button and try again... and again. It wasn't until I hit 'refresh' that I figured it out.

Sheesh, you are causing problems! :D

[slimshady2357]

I wonder if they were on the same planet, as the brainwashers had been doing it for some time..... hey wait! Those thieving bastards! They, like, totally copied Star Trek!


I'd join you in an internet expression of moral outrage, but alas, I cannot. You see, Star Trek has a long history of copying Star Trek which makes copying Startrek fair game for pretty much any science fiction show or movie.


Very true. So very, very, very true.

Star Trek, like totally copied Star Trek!

[viscousmemories]

I keep tellin' you, vm, you wouldn't find yourself in these jams if you'd just overcome your propensity to go all netnanny on flamers.
Sage advice from the guy who scolded Scarlatti an hour ago and me right now. How's it working out for you?

[username]

...stuff...

Hey Godfry, I just wanted to drop you a note to say I love you as well as the others. I frequently read your posts and enjoy them, but for some reason rarely respond to them. Dunno why that is, but just wanted to let you know I like you and think you are good people.

[Leesifer]

vm, this is YOUR board. (Well, and that liv bird) If you really feel you need a break from this type of thing, just don't read this thread. Really!

Do you really care what certain other people think of you, because a lot more certain others think very highly of you and this forum in general.

[Legs]

Hey Godfry, I just wanted to drop you a note to say I love you as well as the others.

Will this gayness ever cease? :colors2:

[viscousmemories]

Do you really care what certain other people think of you, because a lot more certain others think very highly of you and this forum in general.
No, I really don't care what trolls think of me. As I've said before I know I have the respect of everyone who matters to me. I'm just sick of reading the blather of nasty, sanctimonious idiots who think they're righteous, good and clever. But you're right, all I have to do is turn the page.

[Leesifer]

I found it hard to adjust to the UK way of saying "I'm having an indian tonight" to mean that one was having an indian meal that night. It always sounded to me like the person was a cannibal! :eek:


It's usually, I fancy an Indian tonight. But I couldn't eat a whole one. :rimshot:

[Leesifer]

Do you really care what certain other people think of you, because a lot more certain others think very highly of you and this forum in general.
No, I really don't care what trolls think of me. As I've said before I know I have the respect of everyone who matters to me. I'm just sick of reading the blather of nasty, sanctimonious idiots who think they're righteous, good and clever. But you're right, all I have to do is turn the page.

Rightly so.

Or you could join in and ask a pub quiz question. That would really throw them.... :waiting:

[viscousmemories]

I had to quit going to pubs two years ago, dammit. Gimme a hint.

[Legs]

vm ~ I think you're the cats ass :hug:

Lees ~ I felt like a little greek the other night :giggle:

[Leesifer]

Legs - Does Widget know?

[viscousmemories]

vm ~ I think you're the cats ass :hug:
You silly Canuckinans. What the hell does that mean?! :laugh:

[username]

No, I really don't care what trolls think of me. As I've said before I know I have the respect of everyone who matters to me. I'm just sick of reading the blather of nasty, sanctimonious idiots who think they're righteous, good and clever. But you're right, all I have to do is turn the page.

I like you, but I do think you sometimes get too riled up in heated discussions and I think you sometimes make negative assumptions about people and act upon them.

Of course I have done and inevitably will do the same thing myself so this is just the words of a hypocrite. Let's face it, we all suck. I will now go drown myself in a bottle and post increasingly stupid things here as the night wears on and my BAC increases. In the morning I will have no memory of any of this and will complain to you that someone hacked into my account and posted this nonsense without my consent.

[Leesifer]

I had to quit going to pubs two years ago, dammit. Gimme a hint.

Just ask us a question and we'll see if we can answer it.

Although, to be fair, we haven't answered slim's

"In the Voyager episode where most of the crew is kidnapped, brainwashed and forced to work in a Power Plant on a world that is short of workers, what is the name of "brainwashed Janeway" (i.e. what is she called in her "new" life as a Power Plant worker)?"

question yet.

[username]

Lees ~ I felt like a little greek the other night :giggle:

ooooh, now that I know you are a perv I like you even more.

[godfry n. glad]

I keep tellin' you, vm, you wouldn't find yourself in these jams if you'd just overcome your propensity to go all netnanny on flamers.
Sage advice from the guy who scolded Scarlatti an hour ago and me right now. How's it working out for you?

Not too well, actually. Having two faces makes it difficult to focus.

[Leesifer]

I will now go drown myself in a bottle and post increasingly stupid things here as the night wears on and my BAC increases. In the morning I will have no memory of any of this and will complain to you that someone hacked into my account and posted this nonsense without my consent.

That's the spirit.

[viscousmemories]

I like you,
Aw, thanks. :manhug:

[...]but I do think you sometimes get too riled up in heated discussions and I think you sometimes make negative assumptions about people and act upon them.
Tell me something new!

Of course I have done and inevitably will do the same thing myself so this is just the words of a hypocrite. Let's face it, we all suck.
Yeah, true, but some of us suck quite a bit harder than others.

I will now go drown myself in a bottle and post increasingly stupid things here as the night wears on and my BAC increases. In the morning I will have no memory of any of this and will complain to you that someone hacked into my account and posted this nonsense without my consent.
Rub it in, bastard. :laugh:

[Legs]

vm ~ I think you're the cats ass :hug:
You silly Canuckinans. What the hell does that mean?! :laugh:

It's better than the cats meow, silly :P

[viscousmemories]

Not too well, actually. Having two faces makes it difficult to focus.
:laugh:

[viscousmemories]

"In the Voyager episode where most of the crew is kidnapped, brainwashed and forced to work in a Power Plant on a world that is short of workers, what is the name of "brainwashed Janeway" (i.e. what is she called in her "new" life as a Power Plant worker)?"

question yet.
Damn, I've never seen an episode of Voyager in my life.

[Leesifer]

I watched a couple but Janeway's voice got on my nerves.

I've Googled but can't find the answer.

[viscousmemories]

It's better than the cats meow, silly :P
Oh! :phew:

Thanks! :hug:

[username]

Yeah, true, but some of us suck quite a bit harder than others.



Don't make fun of gay men and talented women. It isn't nice. There is nothing wrong with an enthusiastic :blowme:

[viscousmemories]

Who's making fun? I've got nothin' but respect for a skilled oral technician of any stripe.

[TomJoe]

I found it hard to adjust to the UK way of saying "I'm having an indian tonight" to mean that one was having an indian meal that night. It always sounded to me like the person was a cannibal! :eek:

Errr, when I see that comment, I think of neither indian food, nor cannibalism. :yup:

[username]

Hey Godfry, I just wanted to drop you a note to say I love you as well as the others.

Will this gayness ever cease? :colors2:

Not if I can help it, it is nice to get out of the closet once in awhile even if the closet is warm and comfy. Besides, chicks seem to dig gayness. If I were more gay I bet I could get even more chicks. Well, if my wife would let me that is. :shackled:

[Leesifer]

What do you think of then, TomJoe?

[TomJoe]

What do you think of then, TomJoe?

:lecher:

[Leesifer]

You're sick! Sick, I tell you. (and gay)

[fragment]

So, if this is the unsexy flamewar, can we have the sexy one sometime?
:whipping:

[TomJoe]

You're sick! Sick, I tell you. (and gay)

I'm not sick. I just got over my cold, thankyouverymuch. Besides, I'm told it's a very healthy response to have. :wink:

Everyone here is gay, that's not saying much.

[Leesifer]

:kissass: (just watch where you put that whip fragment)

[TomJoe]

:kissass:
:biting:

[Leesifer]

You're sick! Sick, I tell you. (and gay)

I'm not sick. I just got over my cold, thankyouverymuch. Besides, I'm told it's a very healthy response to have. :wink:

Everyone here is gay, that's not saying much.


:biker2: :chief: :cowboy:

[Legs]

[boring story] I post on a Disney forum - you know, pixie dust & magic? and you would not believe the flame wars and nastiness that goes on there. It makes FF participants look like kindergarteners ~ Disney lovers are the worst :shudder: [/boring story]

[viscousmemories]

It makes FF participants look like kindergarteners[...]
Oh yeah, like that's the only thing that makes FF participants look like kindergarteners. :giggle:

[Ensign Steve]

Pub question answer: Katheryn Janeway.

[TomJoe]

:sadnana:

[viscousmemories]

Pub question answer: Katheryn Janeway.
:damn:

If that's correct, you're smrt.

[Ensign Steve]

They all kept their real names. :shrug:

[Leesifer]

Ah, so it was a trick question.

Cunning. :chin:

[viscousmemories]

Btw, that storyline sounds familiar!

As Buffy and Ken fight, all three are sucked through the oily, gooey cleansing pool into an underground chamber. Ken's face falls off, revealing him to be a demon. They run, but are stopped by a ledge which looks out onto a huge underground world full of sackcloth-clad humans, being driven to work by demonic overseers. Ken then knocks Buffy cold. [...]

Buffy comes to in a cell with Lily, and Ken tells them that time passes much more quickly in this netherworld, so they could be gone for a hundred years and only a day would pass in the real world. He works his human slaves until they're too old, and then returns them to the world above, just like what happened to Rickie. A demonic overseer bullies the new slaves into renouncing their identities—everyone answers the question "Who are you?" with "I'm no one" until he gets to Buffy. "I'm Buffy, the Vampire Slayer," she says with a cocky grin and proceeds to demolish the overseer and the guards.

-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season Three, Episode: "Anne" (http://www.buffyguide.com/episodes/anne/annesyn.shtml)

[username]

Ah, so it was a trick question.

Cunning. :chin:

That was cunning? Ok, then try this one on: In the Scifi series Stargate SG1 actress Amanda Tapping plays the role of Samatha Carter, a brainy yet attractive scientist. What is her name?

See, it is only cunning when you are high or ddrunk.

[username]

"I'm Buffy, the Vampire Slayer," she says with a cocky grin and proceeds to demolish the overseer and the guards.

-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season Three, Episode: "Anne" (http://www.buffyguide.com/episodes/anne/annesyn.shtml)[/indent]

Now that is quality programming. I miss that show. They should have shown more boobies though.

[Ensign Steve]

Ah, so it was a trick question.

Cunning. :chin:

That was cunning? Ok, then try this one on: In the Scifi series Stargate SG1 actress Amanda Tapping plays the role of Samatha Carter, a brainy yet attractive scientist. What is her name?

See, it is only cunning when you are high or ddrunk.

Ah, but the tricky part is whose name you are asking for. Amanda's or Samantha's? I'm going to have to think about it for a while.

:chin:

[username]

Ah, but the tricky part is whose name you are asking for. Amanda's or Samantha's? I'm going to have to think about it for a while.

:chin:

You are clearly high or drunk. I like that in a woman. I love you. :love: I want to have your babies.

[Ensign Steve]

You can have them, I certainly don't want them.

And since they are pub questions, I guess we're supposed to be drunk, right?

[freemonkey]

[boring story] I post on a Disney forum - you know, pixie dust & magic? and you would not believe the flame wars and nastiness that goes on there. It makes FF participants look like kindergarteners ~ Disney lovers are the worst :shudder: [/boring story]
Wow. Whoudda thunk?

[username]

You can have them, I certainly don't want them.

And since they are pub questions, I guess we're supposed to be drunk, right?

Wait, you aren't drunk or high? Bouncer, what is this woman doing here?!?!?

:hairpull:


ETA: so whose crotch are you using for your avatar now?

[Ensign Steve]

Is that where they have all the Disneyland is better than Disneyworld flamewars, Legs? Because I'll go toe to toe with you any day!

OMG! There are too many cute fight smilies for me to choose which one to use.

:pillow: :glovslap: :airbox: :swords: :catfight: :brawl: :3dkick: :snofight:

ETA: I think I like pillow fight the best cuz they are smiling. All in good fun!

[username]

[boring story] I post on a Disney forum - you know, pixie dust & magic? and you would not believe the flame wars and nastiness that goes on there. It makes FF participants look like kindergarteners ~ Disney lovers are the worst :shudder: [/boring story]
Wow. Whoudda thunk?

Yeah, you should totally post the URL to the forum so we can all stumble over there and show those pixie dust fairies how to be gay.

ETA: I have this really great story I could post there about how Minnie Mouse cuckolds Mickey and makes him get gay with Donald. Should I post it there?

[Ensign Steve]

ETA: so whose crotch are you using for your avatar now?

That's erimir's batch. Because this thread could not possibly get any gayer.

[Carnivale Ed]

Man, I don't know what to do with this thread. On the one hand, the Branch Gurdurians are simultaneously making me :rofl: and :fuming: . On the other, all the hippies and gays are making me feel like I ought to be sucking a cock shaped bong.

What to do, what to do?

[Ensign Steve]

Hit the bong, dude. Hit the bong.

"Branch Gurdurians" :giggle:

[username]

Man, I don't know what to do with this thread. On the one hand, the Branch Gurdurians are simultaneously making me :rofl: and :fuming: . On the other, the hippys and gays are making me feel like I ought to be sucking a cock shaped bong.

What to do, what to do?


OMG! A cock shaped bong, that is so totally a righteous idea brother! I must get one of those in case I ever manage to score some weed. I would be like an instant babe magnet. Seriously ladies, be honest, could you resist a guy who tokes on a cock shaped bong? I think not.

[livius drusus]

http://www.freethought-forum.com/livius/cockbong.jpg

I hereby declare this thread no longer unsexy.

[username]

http://www.freethought-forum.com/livius/cockbong.jpg

I hereby declare this thread no longer unsexy.

Y'know, I was just thinking I should apply for a patent so I could get rich making bumper stickers and t-shirts that read "Will suck cock for pussy."

Gawd, guys wearing the shirt would be getting laid 24x7.

[Ensign Steve]

:faint:

(Though you probably wouldn't want to put your lips on it by the time I was finished with it.)

[Ensign Steve]

"Will suck cock for pussy."


I would so wear a shirt like that.

[username]

:faint:

(Though you probably wouldn't want to put your lips on it by the time I was finished with it.)

/me would so totally put his lips around that afterward, you kinky bitch.

Did I tell you I loved you yet? If not, I loooove you!

[Ensign Steve]

It's been so long since anyone called me a kinky bitch. Too long.

:vapours:

[freemonkey]

http://www.freethought-forum.com/livius/cockbong.jpg

:^: O:^: M:^: G:^: GAY!!!!!!!! :^:

[Carnivale Ed]

Actually, if you scroll down the page so that the shaft's cut off, it kinda looks like a nice pair o' funbags.

[username]

It's been so long since anyone called me a kinky bitch. Too long.

:vapours:


Well for 29.95 +shipping and handling I can rectify that.

[Legs]

"Will suck cock for pussy."


I would so wear a shirt like that.

They sell those shirts at Disney World :yup:

[Ensign Steve]

:roflmao:

[freemonkey]

Yeah, you should totally post the URL to the forum so we can all stumble over there and show those pixie dust fairies how to be gay.

They're not gay enough already?

sorry, Legs

[username]

"Will suck cock for pussy."


I would so wear a shirt like that.

They sell those shirts at Disney World :yup:

Would you believe me if I told you I had a tattoo of Mickey Mouse on my calf? I am telling you, the number of women who oogle over it is incredible.

I am so glad I chose a gay tattoo instead of some skull and knife or something more typical of macho men. All these horny MILFs come up to me with thier kids and tell their kids to check out my Mickey when I really know it is they who want to check out my Mickey.

The "will suck cock for pussy" slogan really does fit well with the Disney theme. On the surface it looks wholesome and safe for kids, but in reality it is just dark code language for perverted adults looking for something they would never admit to anyone, not even on the intrawebs. Well, not the 'will suck cock for pussy' thing, that isn't kid safe, I mean the Disney thing. If you read between the lines of any Disney film though you will clearly see the 'will suck cock for pussy' theme on display. I mean seriously, what else are we to think of the odd closeness between Goofy and Mickey Mouse? It is all about Minnie Mouse's pussy. It is sooo obvious. If anyone is skeptical of my claims I can post pictures.

[Legs]

Would you believe me if I told you I had a tattoo of Mickey Mouse on my calf?

PETA will be after you :glare:

:cowdance:

[username]

Would you believe me if I told you I had a tattoo of Mickey Mouse on my calf?

PETA will be after you :glare:

:cowdance:

Cool, when they come over I will offer them some tofu which will really be chicken put into a blender with mayonaise and corn starch and pressed into cubes and stir fried with snow peas, broccoli and carrot slivers. Seriously though, PETA chicks are easy and get naked for almost no reason. If I were more college aged I would join PETA just for the boobies and restrict my Big Mac eating habits for late night drive thru runs. Also if I were more college aged I would have an easier time scoring weed and thus would invest in a cock shaped bong.

Gawd, if I only knew then what I know now.

[slimshady2357]

Pub question answer: Katheryn Janeway.

Spelling aside, you are correct!

Somehow I knew Ensign Steve would get it right. Although a trick question, I would hardly call it cunning.

This thread needs more boobies :kickscan:

[username]

This thread needs more boobies :kickscan:

:yup2: I'm with pervert

[username]

It is sooo obvious. If anyone is skeptical of my claims I can post pictures.

I am feeling really let down in that in the 23 or 24 minutes since I posted this nobody has requested pictures for proof. Surely there must be some pervs out there? Ensign, you kinky bitch, have you passed out already?

[viscousmemories]

Are we voting on whether we want to see your manboobs? Because if so:

:sadno:

[username]

Well, 5 minutes with no reply indicates that everyone has passed out already. Jebus, the order to drink started at 7pm CT and it is only 841 CT you lightweights. Sheesh.

[viscousmemories]

Crap, I must be sleep-posting again.

[Ensign Steve]

It is sooo obvious. If anyone is skeptical of my claims I can post pictures.

I am feeling really let down in that in the 23 or 24 minutes since I posted this nobody has requested pictures for proof. Surely there must be some pervs out there? Ensign, you kinky bitch, have you passed out already?

Honey, I have an entire hard drive full of cartoon porn. You don't have anything I haven't seen.

Thanks tho. :)

[username]

Are we voting on whether we want to see your manboobs? Because if so:

:sadno:

Gawd no, you homophobe. You can only wish I would show you my man boobs.

I am saying I have proof positive that Doofy and Mickey had gay sex to attract Minnie. Not only that, but I have proof positive that Leg's "Big brains mean 'tiny testicles'" thread is true. All of this and more is in a single picture taken by an unnamed photographer who was deeeeep undercover at Disney studios. OK, since you are one of the owners of this forum I will respect it if you ask me not to disclose this hardcore evidence in order to protect you from a lawsuit by Disney.

I really do have the goods though, and no, it is not work safe.

[username]

Honey, I have an entire hard drive full of cartoon porn. You don't have anything I haven't seen.



I am of two minds here. Either A: I do have something you haven't seen or B: I want your IP addy so I can download the contents of your HD.

[Ensign Steve]

You can get my IP from vm. If the price is right.

[username]

You can get my IP from vm. If the price is right.

OK, OK, you drive a hard bargain, you kinky bitch. Just for you the price of the t-shirt is lowered from 29.95 plus shipping and handling to 19.95. All the handling you want is included.

Oh, and VM, you are one sick bastard.

[viscousmemories]

Only for the dead presidents.

[username]

Only for the dead presidents.

As in the "Taking Retards to the Zoo" Dead presidents? Oh, wait, that was the Dead Milkmen, sorry.