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Godless Dave
10-07-2004, 12:50 AM
My girlfriend sent me a link to this. It's funny cuz it's true.

http://pics.livejournal.com/someonecatchme/pic/00020t25
beyelzu
10-07-2004, 01:32 AM
very nice.


when I saw the thread title I thought,

"no way I vote for jesus, he's soft on crime."
Goliath
10-07-2004, 01:43 AM
Vote for Jesus? :yikes: Are you serious? I'd rather vote for Osama Bin Laden as our president.

And no, I'm not kidding.

Edited to say: :relieved: Good, it was a joke. Sorry for the knee-jerk reaction.
livius drusus
10-07-2004, 02:39 AM
He he... Now that was some funny shit. I especially like the gradual zoom on Jesus' face with the final negative. Perfection. :10:
Scotty
10-07-2004, 02:52 AM
I think we have enough megalomaniacs in the Whitehouse.

If Jesus were running for president, that would seem to indicate that he would give a shit about the USA, and consider it more important than other countries.

Soft on crime? Who would have thought, with hell so brimming full of people for eternity.

-Scott
Ronin
10-07-2004, 03:04 AM
I think we have enough megalomaniacs in the Whitehouse.

If Jesus were running for president, that would seem to indicate that he would give a shit about the USA, and consider it more important than other countries.

Soft on crime? Who would have thought, with hell so brimming full of people for eternity.

-Scott

That's the stuff of "Yahweh", "Paul", and subsequent editors, Scott.

My Jeffersonian (Thomas, not George) view is that there is some biblical text that points to a very human being with some very human notions regarding how to live a good life.

None of them involve supernatural realms after this singular life and none are unique to this one worldview.

As for the graphic... :appl:...if only to use such familiar symbology in order to get the fundamentalists thinking.
livius drusus
10-07-2004, 03:11 AM
:yeahthat:
viscousmemories
10-07-2004, 03:18 AM
Classic. Very well done.
seebs
10-07-2004, 07:18 AM
I really like this one.

It has a little Alfred E. Neumann at the top of it; does anyone know whether it actually originally came from MAD Magazine, and if so, which issue?
Dingfod
10-07-2004, 12:56 PM
I would like to see Jesus go all psycho on all the moneylenders and hypocrites in our temple of government though. Throw the bums out. Go Jesus!
viscousmemories
10-07-2004, 04:01 PM
I really like this one.

It has a little Alfred E. Neumann at the top of it; does anyone know whether it actually originally came from MAD Magazine, and if so, which issue?
Yep. This month's issue #446. Here it is (http://www2.warnerbros.com/madmagazine/files/onthestands/ots_446/jesus.html) on their website.