I feel triumphantly smug because...

[Veritas]

I just bumped into my ex and:

1) He got fat :smugnod:

2) He's now with a fucking moonpig who wears baseball caps with her ponytail pulled through the gap at the back :hysteric:

3) I know from bitter experience that his penis bends to one side when erect and clearly this means he is a nincompoop :mock:

[Odysseus]

I just bumped into my ex and:

2) He's now with a fucking moonpig who wears baseball caps with her ponytail pulled through the gap at the back



Bad news!! Baseball caps are criminal.

[livius drusus]

I like that baseball cap rig for playing sports, though. There's no better way to keep hair and sun out of your eyes for the duration of a game.

[Leesifer]

2) He's now with a fucking moonpig who wears baseball caps with her ponytail pulled through the gap at the back :hysteric:


She's obviously a chav! :yup:

[SharonDee]

Y'all, I'm right here! :glare:

[Leesifer]

Oh, you're not a chav (http://www.chavscum.co.uk/), Sharon. :nope:

[SharonDee]

.. this site is about them, Britain's peasant underclass ...
Oh. I'd have to be British, a peasant, or have class to qualify.

Whew! :phew:

[Legs]

2) He's now with a fucking moonpig who wears baseball caps with her ponytail pulled through the gap at the back :hysteric:



It's probably one of those fake ponytails that is actually attached to the hat. :giggle:

[Leesifer]

Or to her back!

[livius drusus]

Perhaps it was a bizarre and tragic Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey incident?

[Legs]

:donkey: :laugh:

[Veritas]

Wait a minute, you're picking on my ex's current squeeze (I'm sure I saw a flash of gold on his left hand, either a pinkie signet or a wedding ring, so she may be his missus) and I've told you his winky is bent? Why aren't you mocking the winky?

[Adam]

What's a moonpig?

[viscousmemories]

About two pounds.

[Veritas]

A munter. A moose. A fugly.

[Leesifer]

Wait a minute, you're picking on my ex's current squeeze (I'm sure I saw a flash of gold on his left hand, either a pinkie signet or a wedding ring, so she may be his missus) and I've told you his winky is bent? Why aren't you mocking the winky?

Could he use it to see round corners?

[Jesus Christ]

Lots of johnsons have a bend to them.

[Crumb]

Lots of johnsons have a bend to them.
It helps you get to those hard to reach back teeth. :brush:

[justaman]

Ew Crumb's gay.

[Crumb]

Call me back when you get a sense of humor.

[Legs]

Could he use it to see round corners?

:giggle:

[Crumb]

Up Periscope!
:blowme:

[Legs]

Umm.. eww.

[Crumb]

What you've never done that?

[justaman]

Shut up, penisbrush.

[Dingfod]

Hey, justy, you're the one with "Blew him in half" in your sig.

[Crumb]

:giggles:

[justaman]

Oh, Warn. Way to ruin a perfectly good manly quote.

[Crumb]

Didn't you know Jman, everything on this site is gay. Even you.

[Veritas]

Oh Christ. I start a perfectly respectabubble thread and you lot of cunts have to gayify it.

[Crumb]

It seems to be inevitable that your threads all turn out to be about gayness.

[Veritas]

I place the blame firmly in the hands of Warren and his Gaydas Touch.

[Crumb]

It must suck to be his wife.

[Dingfod]

It must suck to be his wife.I'm sure it does. There is a remedy for that, or course. More than one, actually.

[Crumb]

I'm sure it does.
I bet it sucks more to be your boyfriend. :giggles:

[Dingfod]

I'm sure it does.
I bet it sucks more to be your boyfriend. :giggles:I'm not gay, I just make every I touch gay.

[Crumb]

How dare you ruin my double entendre! :melo:

[Dingfod]

Because it was gay, bible-boy.

[Crumb]

Did I ask you a question?

[Dingfod]

What makes you think I was talking to you?

[Crumb]

You seem to have the strange idea that I am a bible salesman.

[Dingfod]

Moi?

[Crumb]

You and a half dozen others.

[Dingfod]

If the wingtip shoes fit... you must like be a twit... or something like that.

[Crumb]

Brilliant. :kookoo:

[justaman]

How much are the Bibles, crumb?

[godfry n. glad]

Yeah, Crumb. Do you have any variant editions? Competitive interpretation and publishing? Can you cut us a good deal?

[Dingfod]

I'm sure all he has are Mormon bibles, you know, the ones with the King James version bundled with Pearls of Great Price, Doctrine and Covenents, and The Book of Mormon.

[justaman]

Ooo those are my favourite!

[Ymir's blood]

Crumb's Bibles probably have all the non-dirty stuff excised.

[Crumb]

I only sell CNV bibles.

[Leesifer]

"Crumb's New Version"? :popebull:

[Crumb]

Close. It is actually Crumb's Nonexistent Version.

[Leesifer]

I think I prefer "Crumb's Naughty Version"

[Legs]

Crumb's bible has a centerfold :giggle:

[wei yau]

Just wanted to take this opportunity to commend Ymir's Blood on yet another really cool avatar. Undead army?

Oh and does Crumb's bibles come with a complimentary pack of Kleenex?

[Crumb]

Crumb's bible has a centerfold
:pimpin:

[justaman]

You hos don't look too happy to be with you, Crumb.

[livius drusus]

You a ho.

[wei yau]

Ho's gotta eat, too.

[Veritas]

You're gay.

[erimir]

Wait a minute, you're picking on my ex's current squeeze and I've told you his winky is bent? Why aren't you mocking the winky?
Mine is curved, so excuse me if I don't find that a reason for mocking someone.

[Veritas]

Curved, yes. Bent, no.

[erimir]

I don't know what the difference is.

I've never seen one that I would say was "bent". That makes me think of sharp angles or something.

I did hear about one guy who supposedly has one that curves so much that it points back at himself. But that makes me feel more sad for him than making me want to make fun.

[Ymir's blood]

Just wanted to take this opportunity to commend Ymir's Blood on yet another really cool avatar. Undead army?
Sort of. I found the figure in a used bin for a $1 and painted it up.

Sometimes I use the figures in games but mostly I just collect and paint for pleasure, especially the undead of course.

Oh and does Crumb's bibles come with a complimentary pack of Kleenex?
That's what the non-dirty pages get used for.