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The Lone Ranger
01-30-2006, 02:57 AM
Driving back from the airport on Friday, I passed a sign in Lewiston, Idaho that caught my attention. It was one of those signs you often see outside a business congratulating someone on the birth of a new child.

The sign read, "Congratulations X and Y on the birth of your new son, Devon Ian!"

Devon Ian? Who would name their kid such a thing? Did the parents have an odd sense of humor, or did they happen to pick such a name combination by chance? Granted, I wouldn't expect the average person to know when/what the Devonian (http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/devonian/devonian.html) was, but it still seems like an unlikely coincidence.


Years ago, I encountered a guy with the unfortunate first name of "Mordred." Who on Earth reads the Arthurian tales and thinks, "That Mordred was a really classy guy; I think I'll name my kid after him!"?


Even stranger was the time I was in the checkout line at a K-Mart and noticed that the nametag of the young woman at the cash register read "Bilbo." So, to make conversation, I mentioned that her parents must have been Tolkien fans. She gave me a look indicating her incomprehension. So I pointed out that "Bilbo Baggins" was a character in Tolkien's writings. "The only thing I know about my name," she replied, "is that my parents got it from some book." Oy vey! If you had such a name and didn't know its origin, wouldn't you at least be curious about where it came from?

Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.


Cheers,

Michael

Ensign Steve
01-30-2006, 03:00 AM
:shrug: Devon and Ian are both pretty generic names. If the Devonian thing was intentional, I think it's kind of cute.

My husband is named after a not-so-sympathetic character in a book that he has not read. His mother just thought it was a really lovely name. (It is).

ETA: It's Dorian, btw. From the Oscar Wilde book.

TomJoe
01-30-2006, 03:08 AM
Poor Bilbo. I bet that name has been mangled in the past to tease her.

As a camp counselor one season, there was a kid named Delucas Lucas.

Ensign Steve
01-30-2006, 03:14 AM
If you were in middle school with Bilbo, would you call her Dildo or Bimbo?

TomJoe
01-30-2006, 03:16 AM
If you were in middle school with Bilbo, would you call her Dildo or Bimbo?

I only became a mean spirited jerk in adulthood. As a child, I wouldn't have said anything. :innocent:

Ymir's blood
01-30-2006, 03:29 AM
I once knew a couple who named their kid Grendel Alacrity. We tried to warn them.

Ensign Steve
01-30-2006, 03:36 AM
That is what happens when emo kids grow up and are allowed to spawn. :nojustno:

:unemo:

livius drusus
01-30-2006, 03:55 AM
:unemo:
:wriggle:

I had a friend in highschool named Zingonia Zingone. Her grandfather, a certain Mr. Zingone, had founded this town, so he naturally named it Zingonia after himself. When my friend was born many decades later, she was named after the town, hence the final product.

We called her Zingo.

ms_ann_thrope
01-30-2006, 04:45 AM
For those who enjoy marvelling at bad baby names (and really, who doesn't?), this site (http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/) is a must-read.

Widget
01-30-2006, 04:54 AM
I had a resume once from a guy, I showed the name to Leg's and she immediately called him for an interview.

No kidding... his name was John Thomas Magnifico.

Honest!

Legs
01-30-2006, 05:12 AM
:^:
True Story :D

freemonkey
01-30-2006, 05:40 AM
For those who enjoy marvelling at bad baby names (and really, who doesn't?), this site (http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/) is a must-read.
That's one funny site! I thought for sure I'd find my name on there, though.

Ymir's blood
01-30-2006, 11:21 AM
That is what happens when emo kids grow up and are allowed to spawn. :nojustno:

:unemo:
The father was a mooching hippie. The mother was a Trekkie.

LadyShea
01-30-2006, 05:02 PM
I had a customer at the jewlery store named Bebe LaBuff...talk about porn/stripper names!

I had a friend years back named Rebel, her mother got it from a book supposedly. Probably a Harlequin Romance.

Ensign Steve
01-30-2006, 10:05 PM
That is what happens when emo kids grow up and are allowed to spawn. :nojustno:

:unemo:
The father was a mooching hippie. The mother was a Trekkie.

Shut up, liar. Dorian and I don't have any kids.

pescifish
01-31-2006, 06:38 AM
In my family, Starr is a very popular name. I should be happy I wasn't called Jelly or Tuna.