Oh My God...

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Something, something *weird* has happened. It's kind of, no, scratch that, it is cringe inducing. I'm more than glad to let those dating advice threads die, and this isn't really an advice thread, ok maybe it is, but there's no way I'm going to date this person. It's not 'cause she's ugly, she's not, it's not 'cause we don't share interests, we do, it's 'cause she's fourty fucking years old! She sent me a message saying she likes my profile and thinks I'm cute. Ewwwwwwww.

:wtfsign: is this? I mean, my god, she's old enough to be one of my parents. :vomit: My parents are in their early 50s, but they had me a lot later than is biologically possible.

[Legs]

co co ca choo Mrs Robinson...

[Johnny Pneumatic]

co co ca choo Mrs Robinson...


Huh? Maybe I'm in the wrong generation to get that joke. Mrs. Robinson as off of the old Lost in Space show?

Nah, I think it's more like Stacey's Mom has the hots for me instead of me thinking she's got it going on.

[lisarea]

So why did you start a thread about it? Just to be an asshole or something? Because I'd imagine there would be ways to handle such things more discreetly, and probably without even any barfing smilies at all.




And in case anyone's wondering: It wasn't me. Unless this all happened in his dreams, in which case, it probably was. :puke: :vomit: :puke: :vomit:

[Legs]

Lost in Space? Not!

How about The Graduate?

[Johnny Pneumatic]

So why did you start a thread about it? Just to be an asshole or something? Because I'd imagine there would be ways to handle such things more discreetly, and probably without even any barfing smilies at all.

Nah, just to see other people's take on it. She's twice my age, that's like an 80 year old guy wanting to date her. You'd give an "ewwww" to that would you not?
How can anything be anymore discrete than an anonymous internet forum?

[ChuckF]

She sent me a message saying she likes my profile and thinks I'm cute.

Oh the horror! :faint:

And who taught a 40 year old woman to use a computer anyway?

[Carnivale Ed]

Nah, just to see other people's take on it. She's twice my age, that's like an 80 year old guy wanting to date her. You'd give an "ewwww" to that would you not?
How can anything be anymore discrete than an anonymous internet forum?
It's just tacky, SJ. An older woman made you an offer, one you invited via a profile on a dating site, and you've acted like it's the most disgusting thing in the world. If you were really interested in discussing May-December romances, you could have done so with a less childish attitude.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

It's just tacky, SJ. An older woman made you an offer, one you invited via a profile on a dating site, and you've acted like it's the most disgusting thing in the world. If you were really interested in discussing May-December romances, you could have done so with a less childish attitude.

Man, humor is just lost on some people.
I didn't say it was, that would be drinking a "milkshake" made of shit, but I do find it kinda gross. I don't think it's wrong, but to me it's, it's, ewww.
Talk about them if you wish, I'm open to learning as always, but I doubt you'll change my subjective taste.

[ms_ann_thrope]

My parents are in their early 50s, but they had me a lot later than is biologically possible. :wha: So, like, did they hatch you from a package of SeaMonkeys or something?

[Angakuk]

It's not 'cause she's ugly, she's not, it's not 'cause we don't share interests, we do, it's 'cause she's fourty fucking years old!
Agism rears its ugly head. Have you met the lady in question? If you haven't met her you have no way of knowing whether you would find her attractive or not. Discounting the possibility, solely on the basis of her age, is the worst kind bigotry. It is just possible that she is exactly what you need and you could be missing out on the one great passionate adventure of your life. But you'll never know will you? All because you are too immature and narrow-minded to take a risk for the sake of your own happiness. It's probably just as well. If this reaction is any indication of your general level of maturity and sensitivity, one meeting with you would probably send her scrambling for the nearest exit. If it didn't, it might indicate that she is one twisted momma. In which case it is just possible that you are made for each other.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

:wha: So, like, did they hatch you from a package of SeaMonkeys or something?

My parent's were 31 when I was born. This makes them 52 now. It's possible to have a baby when you're 20. It's possible for some when they're 13. Cave people did the horizontal mambo in their teens, they had to, they were lucky to live to 30. She's easily old enough to be my mom, if my mother had started a decade or more earlier.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Agism rears its ugly head. Have you met the lady in question? If you haven't met her you have no way of knowing whether you would find her attractive or not. Discounting the possibility, solely on the basis of her age, is the worst kind bigotry. It is just possible that she is exactly what you need and you could be missing out on the one great passionate adventure of your life. But you'll never know will you? All because you are too immature and narrow-minded to take a risk for the sake of your own happiness. It's probably just as well. If this reaction is any indication of your general level of maturity and sensitivity, one meeting with you would probably send her scrambling for the nearest exit. If it didn't, it might indicate that she is one twisted momma. In which case it is just possible that you are made for each other.

I don't know if it would fall under agism. Isn't bigotry when you think you're better than someone? I don't think I'm better than her, I just have no interest in dating someone twice my age. I'd date someone of any race(in fact I find bi-racial(any combinations) or non-caucasian people to be far more physically attractive), but for this, lets just say I wouldn't. Would I be a racist? I don't think so, not unless I thought they were inferior and that's why I didn't want to date them; but it would just be down to taste. Like some people don't like rocky road ice cream. Who are these people? Don't know, never met one, but they must be around.
I'm twisted? How so?

[freemonkey]

I'm twisted? How so?
He didn't say you were twisted, he said you were too immature and narrow-minded to take a risk for the sake of your own happiness.

FYI: Agism is discriminating against someone because of their age.

Also FYI: You ought to know that there are some really hot 40+ year old women out there, who have a wealth of experience and wisdom in all kinds of areas.

[mountain_hare]

freemonkey:

He didn't say you were twisted, he said you were too immature and narrow-minded to take a risk for the sake of your own happiness.

Immature? Narrow-minded? What the fuck are you on? Skeptic J has already stated that he just doesn't like the idea of dating old women. It just doesn't suit his tastes. So what? I don't like the idea of dating men... am I sexist? I don't like the idea of dating animals.. am I a speciest?

God damn, you fucking liberal ninnies are so politically correct.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

FYI: Agism is discriminating against someone because of their age.

Also FYI: You ought to know that there are some really hot 40+ year old women out there, who have a wealth of experience and wisdom in all kinds of areas.

I guess I'm guilty as charged then. I don't see this as bigotry though, unless not letting kids drive, go into topless bars, smoke and buy and drink alchohol is being bigoted. This is not to say that I think letting kids do those is wrong, well, smoking wouldn't be a good idea, but that's true no matter what the age. Kids drinking, if supervised where they won't injure themselves, why not? Topless bars, what would it hurt? Kids can go see an R rated movie if their parents are with them, so...
And I'm way off topic here :yup:

Oh, and I just found out her son is 18. Interesting...
If I weren't seeing someone that's my own age, I might just be a microscopically small amount more open to dating someone who could have birthed me.

Yeah, I'll look them up when I'm 30.

[ms_ann_thrope]

:wha: So, like, did they hatch you from a package of SeaMonkeys or something?

My parent's were 31 when I was born. This makes them 52 now. It's possible to have a baby when you're 20. It's possible for some when they're 13. Cave people did the horizontal mambo in their teens, they had to, they were lucky to live to 30. She's easily old enough to be my mom, if my mother had started a decade or more earlier.LOL, fair enough. I read "they had me a lot later than is biologically possible" to mean than that you were born at a time after it was no longer biologically possible for them to have popped you out. :giggle:

31 really isn't terribly old to be having kids though. My mom delivered my youngest brother when she was 37, and he's several years older than you.

[MonCapitan2002]

You missed an opportuinity SkepticJ. You should have hit that until yout dick fell off.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

You missed an opportuinity SkepticJ. You should have hit that until your dick fell off.

I've missed nothing, she said if I ever change my mind to tell her. Sounds like an endless invitation to me. I want my first time to be with someone about my own age. Since I'm 21, that means 18-25 or 26.

[freemonkey]

I guess I'm guilty as charged then.
SkepticJ, I think people here might be giving you a hard time because of your "eeeeew! That's nasty. She's so old!!" attitude. Not because someone her age is not your cup of tea.

[D. Scarlatti]

Oh, and I just found out her son is 18.

Which is roughly 1.5 times your mental age. You could at least aspire to his level of maturity.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

31 really isn't terribly old to be having kids though. My mom delivered my youngest brother when she was 37, and he's several years older than you.

No, it isn't. I've known of people, not on the news, but not friends, who were 47 and just having their baby. Damn, hope those kid's parents are the kind that change their social mores over time, otherwise think of the killjoy a 60 year old parent could be to their teenager.

[Angakuk]

Perhaps bigotry was not the right word. Let's try prejudice. You expressed a prejudice against dating a woman in her 40s. It's a prejudice because you have never tried it and you give no rational argument against it. You say it is a matter of taste. How do you know that it is not to your taste? How do you know that you are not missing something that could be a really wonderful, life transforming event? You don't and you won't, because you have prejudged the case and written her off.

My response to your OP may have been a bit strong. If so, it was because in my mid-twenties I had an affair with a woman in her 40s. It lasted for a year until our lives went off in different directions. I still treasure the memories of that year and would be poorer, emotionally and spiritually, if I had not had those experiences. By the way, she had a daughter 4 years my junior.

BTW, glad to hear that you are seeing someone. Gotten any more practice with the kissing business?

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Which is roughly 1.5 times your mental age. You could at least aspire to his level of maturity.

I wager I'm more mature in some areas than he is, and likewise the same would hold for him against me. I might be more mature in certain ways than you are, D Man. That's some food for thought. Everybody matures at different rates and in different ways. Some parts about me I hope I never loose. While I'm not a scientist, scientists are kids that never grew up. Never stopped asking "why?"
I'll never stop asking "why?", and I'll never become a joyless prick.

[D. Scarlatti]

I wager I'm more mature in some areas than he is

The point is, the area illumined by your OP ain't one of them.

[Angakuk]

SkepticJ, I think people here might be giving you a hard time because of your "eeeeew! That's nasty. She's so old!!" attitude. Not because someone her age is not your cup of tea.
What freemonkey says. That tone and the fact that you dismissed her simply on the basis of her age.
I want my first time to be with someone about my own age. Since I'm 21, that means 18-25 or 26.
If you had included that in your OP it would have made you sound less like a jerk. I think that is at least a reasonable expectation and gives you better grounds for rejecting an older woman. You might still be making a mistake, but at least you are making it for a reason and not just out of an unthinking prejudice.

[username]

dude, I would so do her. Seriously. If she knows your age then the likelyhood is she isn't looking for a long term thing, just sex.

If that is the case please understand that 40 something year olds can look really good and the most important thing is they know things.

By the time a woman reaches her 40s she has been married and divorced (if she wanted to marry) and has mucho experience in bed. She has been with guys (and maybe girls) who have wanted to do everything under the sun and while she may not do everything, it is unlikely there is anything she hasn't heard of or considered.

In short, hooking up with someone a decade or two older than you can be a very memorable experience. As long as you and she are honest with each other regarding expectations, go for it.

If you don't you will perhaps regret it later in life.

If only I could know what I know now and be your age again. I would be a total older woman whore. Wouldn't even give the 20 somethings with their hang ups and image issues and silly, self absorbed interests a second look.

[erimir]

So, Skep, what's your response when a guy your age hits on you?

lol

Better yet, what if a 40 year old guy hits on you?

You know, 40 year old men make good sugar daddies. He would buy you so much stuff :P

[Johnny Pneumatic]

So, Skep, what's your response when a guy your age hits on you?

lol

Better yet, what if a 40 year old guy hits on you?

You know, 40 year old men make good sugar daddies. He would buy you so much stuff :P

It's never happened. But if and when it does I'll just say I'm not interested.

Same as above.

You'd know from experience?

[username]

Better yet, what if a 40 year old guy hits on you?

You know, 40 year old men make good sugar daddies. He would buy you so much stuff :P

While I consider myself mostly hetero, if a 40 year old guy offered to buy me stuff I couldn't afford I would so drop to my knees. And I am not even all that materialistic.

My gawd, if I were an attractive female I would have blown my way to more wealth than Oprah has already. Even if it were only $5 at a time.

ETA: I did the math and $5 per BJ would never get me to Oprah standards, even if I worked 24x7. Therefore I would create some marketing buzz and charge way more. Less work, more money, that's my motto.

[mountain_hare]

Angakuk:

t's a prejudice because you have never tried it and you give no rational argument against it.

You give no rational argument against beastality, so you had better remain consistent and procreate with an animal...

[Angakuk]

Angakuk:

t's a prejudice because you have never tried it and you give no rational argument against it.

You give no rational argument against beastality, so you had better remain consistent and procreate with an animal...
If I were to put up a post for the express purpose of telling everyone that I wasn't going to have sex with an animal, I would give a rationale for not doing so that was a little more thoughtful than "ewe, that's gross!" In any event, procreation with an animal (other than human) is out of the question. On biological grounds, if not moral ones.

[viscousmemories]

When I was about 21 I had a fantastic relationship with a 37 yr. old woman one night. :yup:

[mountain_hare]

Anga:

In any event, procreation with an animal (other than human) is out of the question. On biological grounds, if not moral ones.

What biological grounds? WTF are you talking about? Face it, the reason you don't have sex with animals is because it doesn't suit your tastes. You find it disgusting. Just like Skeptic J finds the idea of having sex with someone who is old enough to be his mother disgusting. Who the hell are you to criticize his tastes?

Seriously, get off your high horse and stop being such a holier than thou preacher.

[JoeP]

When I was 22 I had a fantastic relationship with a 38 year old woman for 5 weeks.

[Petra]

..."ewe, that's gross!" ...

:laugh:

[Petra]

nm

[Dragar]

If I were to put up a post for the express purpose of telling everyone that I wasn't going to have sex with an animal, I would give a rationale for not doing so that was a little more thoughtful than "ewe, that's gross!"

Really? I wouldn't. Sure, I have other reasons, but 'ewe, that's gross' features pretty highly in my reasons not to have sex with animals.

I think SkepticJ could well be missing out on some fun. He's already said she's hot (didn't he?) and that they have similar interests (considering the circumstances, jumping into bed sounds like one). He could well be missing out an exciting, passionate, albeit short-term romp, not to mention a great learning experience.

But if his gut reaction is 'ew', and he doesn't consider any other benefits to outweight overcoming that gut reaction, what can you do? Perhaps he is being ageist. It's no different than being weightiest. It's perhaps short-sighted and perhaps could well be hindering him in his search for some fun.

Then again, I'm speciesist, and I'm not about to see if I can overcome my prejudice against sheep to see if I am missing out on a great time up on the moors.

As for him being immature - perhaps making such a big deal out of it here on a message board, especially expressing his distaste, is somewhat beyond me.

[ms_ann_thrope]

You give no rational argument against beastality, so you had better remain consistent and procreate with an animal... Anga:In any event, procreation with an animal (other than human) is out of the question. On biological grounds, if not moral ones.What biological grounds? WTF are you talking about?procreation, n : the sexual activity of conceiving and bearing offspring

AFAIK, homo sapiens can only conceive and bear offspring with other homo sapiens. That sounds like biological terra firma to me. If you know the secret formula for successful human-nonhuman procreation, please do tell. Otherwise, may I suggest you use a verb like "fornicate" (<-- that would be a particularly good term, as 'partners who are not married to each other' is part of the definition... can't marry a non-human in this country) or "copulate" when you launch into one of your bestiality posts*? :asshat:

For everyone else posting in this thread... I think maybe many of us forgot that SkepticJ is a virgin (I forgot, too, until he mentioned wanting his first time to be with someone his age). In that context, having sex with someone twice one's age *is* kind of creepy. After a couple of years of sexual experience it should be fine (I have no doubt SkepticJ *will* someday hook up with someone significantly older than he is, and he will like it!), but right out of the chute I think it's better to be paired with someone of similar age/experience. How many of you had your first time with someone 20 years older than you? :shudder: I myself didn't go there until I'd been sexually active for a couple years.

*bestiality is a recurring theme with you. what gives? I'm concerned...

[D. Scarlatti]

He's been obsessing about his "online dating profile" for months, and the moment he gets a compliment he reacts with horror, simply because the other user is 40. His whole exercise is a study in desperation tempered by puerility.

[TomJoe]

For someone who comes across as attention starved, I find the OP pathetic.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

AFAIK, homo sapiens can only conceive and bear offspring with other homo sapiens. That sounds like biological terra firma to me.

Actually, and I'm not defending mountain hare here(go away, mountain hare, you ass) it is possible to get a chimp pregnant. Or a chimp to get a woman pregnant. It statistically could take a lot of tries, be we're close enough genetically that it is possible. Lions and tigers can bear a child: ligers. Most are sterile, like most mules(another cross species mating that works), but once and a while, like with mules, there's one that's born that could bare a baby. A half human half chimp, wonder what that would look like...

[TomJoe]

AFAIK, homo sapiens can only conceive and bear offspring with other homo sapiens. That sounds like biological terra firma to me.

Actually, and I'm not defending mountain hare here(go away, mountain hare, you ass) it is possible to get a chimp pregnant. Or a chimp to get a woman pregnant. It statistically could take a lot of tries, be we're close enough genetically that it is possible. Lions and tigers can bear a child: ligers. Most are sterile, like most mules(another cross species mating that works), but once and a while, like with mules, there's one that's born that could bare a baby. A half human half chimp, wonder what that would look like...

Ummm, this is the first I've heard of this. Got any support for this position?

[freemonkey]

AFAIK, homo sapiens can only conceive and bear offspring with other homo sapiens. That sounds like biological terra firma to me.

it is possible to get a chimp pregnant. Or a chimp to get a woman pregnant. It statistically could take a lot of tries, be we're close enough genetically that it is possible. .

'ya think? (http://www.wsu.edu/DrUniverse/chimp.html) :dancmonk:

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Ummm, this is the first I've heard of this. Got any support for this position?

[Edit] nm, I was wrong.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

'ya think? (http://www.wsu.edu/DrUniverse/chimp.html) :dancmonk:

Hmmm, I stand corrected. Thanks.

[Ymir's blood]

AFAIK, homo sapiens can only conceive and bear offspring with other homo sapiens. That sounds like biological terra firma to me.

it is possible to get a chimp pregnant. Or a chimp to get a woman pregnant. It statistically could take a lot of tries, be we're close enough genetically that it is possible. .

'ya think? (http://www.wsu.edu/DrUniverse/chimp.html) :dancmonk:
Trust a monkey to know. :wink:

[Johnny Pneumatic]

For someone who comes across as attention starved, I find the OP pathetic.


I've actually changed quite a bit the last few weeks. I'm not lonely anymore, I reached what I wanted to: not needing love. Nobody is in love with me, but even so, I feel pretty damn good.

And since I have no interest in getting back into another advice thread, or having people insult me, good day to you TomJoe and D Man, I'm done posting in this thread.

[epepke]

Great "Bob," man! HIT IT! If you don't, then all of your future suffering will be your fault, and you will deserve no sympathy from anybody.

Older divorcees are Nature's give to young, sexually shy and inexperienced men. I wish I had one when I was growing up. It would have saved me a lot of unpleasantness.

You're being offered a chance to drive a 1985 Maserati Bora for free. You gonna complain because some of the paint's chipped and some of the dents were fixed with Bondo? No way! There's plenty of mileage left in some of those older models.

Look. She's probably sane, unlike most of the girls your age. She knows two orders of magnitude more about sex than you do. She's patient. She probably wants to teach you, and five will get you ten she specializes in this sort of thing. And she's a baby compared to Christie Brinkley. Good for you. Good for her.

Hit.
It.

Just don't let the affair go on for too long. Two months, maximum.

[Waluigi]

What epepke said. Let her be your Mrs. Robinson! You'll never forget it, and she'll appreciate what you give in return.

[Philosophy]

Can one call this woman a pedophile? :scratch:

[Ymir's blood]

No. Pedophile refers to someone who is attracted to pre-adolescents.

[Philosophy]

How old is Skep?

[Petra]

...and she'll appreciate what you give in return.

Yeah, 'cos we all know how grateful 40 year old women are to get laid, given that they're so old and icky an' all.


Don't hit it, SkepJ. She's unlikely to 'appreciate what you give in return', because what you give won't be much. You're a virgin; you're going to be fumbling stupidly, you're going to come in 2 seconds flat, you're going to be a lousy and uninspired lay for an experienced woman. You'll only leave her frustrated with your lack of prowess, and she'll likely ridicule you mercilessly for your lack of skill and knowledge and you would be left wimpering in the corner, emotionally dickless. At least, that's what I would do. :twisted:

[Philosophy]

Wow. You sound very experienced, mama pepperspray. :D

[Petra]

:wink:

[Philosophy]

No thanks. You're too old for me. :giggles:

[Petra]

:laugh:

[Widget]

Can one call this woman a pedophile? :scratch:


Only if she has more than 3 bicycles in the garage.

[Philosophy]

:giggles:

[epepke]

Don't hit it, SkepJ. She's unlikely to 'appreciate what you give in return', because what you give won't be much. You're a virgin; you're going to be fumbling stupidly, you're going to come in 2 seconds flat, you're going to be a lousy and uninspired lay for an experienced woman. You'll only leave her frustrated with your lack of prowess, and she'll likely ridicule you mercilessly for your lack of skill and knowledge and you would be left wimpering in the corner, emotionally dickless. At least, that's what I would do. :twisted:

That would be redundant. You've already satisfied one of the prime motivators of sexual behavior--feeling good about oneself--by this posting. Of course, you've chosen a rather simple tactic, that of knocking someone down to build yourself up. It's a common behavior, especially amongst the young.

However, in my experience, the majority of women (though by no means all) outgrow this impulse sometime during their late 20s. They realize that it is easier, not to mention more fun, to get feelings of superiority while, at the same time, providing something of benefit for another person. Such a Mrs. Robinson will doubtless feel superior, because she is, but she is secure enough in her own sexuality to derive this pleasure while also being kind, tolerant, and patient with a less experienced partner instead of the desperate, jeering superciliousness of someone less secure. She will be the teacher and mentor, and SkepticJ the student, but it will be a mutually beneficial relationship rather than a smugly dismissive or exploitative one.

So it has been for people as long as there have been people. The teacher does not ridicule the student, and in return, the student respects the teacher. Mutual respect. The father does not ridicule the child for taking its first steps. The associates do not insult the intern, nor does the intern insult the associates. This is how it's supposed to be.

[Petra]

:laugh:

Fair comment, epepke.

[justaman]

I gotta stop clicking on these SJ threads. :nono:

Anyhow big age differences rule. To steal Zoot's old sig, if all goes according to plan my 5th wife was born today.

:D

[ChuckF]

Yeah, 'cos we all know how grateful 40 year old women are to get laid, given that they're so old and icky an' all.

Excuse me, but that is just wrong. At 40, women need to keep their sexuality on the mantelpiece, next to grandpa's ashes and old lace. They have no business in the bumpings and grindings and goings on of young folk.


joking

[lisarea]

Excuse me, but that is just wrong. At 40, women need to keep their sexuality on the mantelpiece, next to grandpa's ashes and old lace. They have no business in the bumpings and grindings and goings on of young folk.

Who the hell are you to tell us what to do?

Don't you listen to him. I had mine laminated and I keep it in my wallet in case I ever need to prove that I used to be a girl. You can get half-credits for that sometimes!

[epepke]

I had mine laminated and I keep it in my wallet in case I ever need to prove that I used to be a girl.

That must have been worse than a mammogram.

I heard this limerick for the first time today:

There was a young fellow named Fisk
Whose stroke was exceedingly brisk
With such super-speed action
The Lorenz contraction
Had flattened his dick to a disk

[Sweetie]

However, in my experience, the majority of women (though by no means all) outgrow this impulse sometime during their late 20s. They realize that it is easier, not to mention more fun, to get feelings of superiority while, at the same time, providing something of benefit for another person.

But it's less challenging, many woman prefer a challenge. To get a randy desperate boy into bed is like stealing candy from a baby. Even to go someplace where older men are in order to try and get them into bed.......its way too easy.

My question for a woman looking younger is whether or not they have much success within their own general age group.

Such a Mrs. Robinson will doubtless feel superior, because she is, but she is secure enough in her own sexuality to derive this pleasure while also being kind, tolerant, and patient with a less experienced partner instead of the desperate, jeering superciliousness of someone less secure.

I'm just kinda trying to figure out the angles you're working on here, and the threads of thought you're building, but at this point I would argue that it's the more secure that tend towards the jeering superciliousness.

She will be the teacher and mentor, and SkepticJ the student, but it will be a mutually beneficial relationship rather than a smugly dismissive or exploitative one.

If not, as you say, an easy one for her. They can both benefit but I think it sucks for both. That's an opportunity, but its certainly not considered preferable in general.

So it has been for people as long as there have been people. The teacher does not ridicule the student, and in return, the student respects the teacher. Mutual respect. The father does not ridicule the child for taking its first steps. The associates do not insult the intern, nor does the intern insult the associates. This is how it's supposed to be.

Its cheap and simplistic, unworthy of a woman that old.

I had a woman try and pick me up last year, about thirty-six. Unfortunately, I thought......well......I'll not say.

[Sweetie]

My question is:

20 year old perky breasts

40 year old droopy breasts

20 year old not used or only moderately used, still fresh

40 year old, well used

20 year old, less experienced, more energetic, more willing to accept less as far as being satisfied is concerned

40 year old, more experienced, harder to please, less energetic, more expectations



Which one is more attractive to a twenty year old? Why should it be any different?

[Sweetie]

And what about the social aspect?

Guys that age want sex yes, but many of them also have this idea that they would prefer a woman that would raise them socially or whatever, yes?

Its like the difference between:

"I had Farah Fawcett"

or:

"I had Liv Tyler."

[Legs]

Oh, and I just found out her son is 18.

So have sex with him then.

[Dingfod]

I gotta stop clicking on these SJ threads. :nono:

Anyhow big age differences rule. To steal Zoot's old sig, if all goes according to plan my 5th wife was born today.

:DDoes anyone know how to clean chewed up chocolate bar and Dr Pepper off a monitor?

[Legs]

Does anyone know how to clean chewed up chocolate bar and Dr Pepper off a monitor?

One of these?
http://www.hustlerpanties.com/prodimages/corsetmaidtn.jpg

[Dingfod]

That would work just fine. Send her here PDQ.

[Legs]

She's 40, is that okay?

[Dingfod]

That's okie-dokey with me. I'll almost be able to keep up.

[Sweetie]

She's 40, is that okay?

It's only effective if it has some grain of truth or in other words, you wish.

And for the record SkepticJ, you must remember that there are forty year old women here, you would do well to speak more gently so as not to get on their bad side.

[Legs]

:oldman:
That's okie-dokey with me. I'll almost be able to keep up.

[Sweetie]

Imagine no one grew old,
its easy if you try
if breasts were just as sexy
after twenty years have gone by

If cunts didn't stretch out
from being much overused
as if no one could notice
or we all liked them nice and loose........

:doh:

[Sweetie]

if people didn't have to wear buttplugs
to keep all their crap inside
and as if the effects of age
didn't with all of us abide

You may say, I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one

[Widget]

And for the record SkepticJ, you must remember that there are forty year old women here, you would do well to speak more gently so as not to get on their bad side.

something else for the record.

I of course, just gave him head while he was browsing

You would figure that by 28 one would be able to distract someone from browsing whilst giving head.

Evidently not Sweeties forte, they don't really mean blow.

Life begins at 40

[Sweetie]

Haha, that's exactly why I decided that story wouldn't work, hehe. I figure if he can still talk, I'm not doing it right, or that's my theory at least.

I'm so not kidding, that's why I figured I had to fish for a different story because it was so not credible. :D

Hence:

"Nah, that won't work, got to come up with something else. "

[Sweetie]

Anyways Widget, I understand you need to defend your forty-year old wife and I don't blame you, but the facts of life are the facts of life regardless.

I'm sure your wife is the best and that you would love to share her with SkepticJ in order to show off her talents so he could see what he's missing but.......

And if I was single, he'd be too young for me so sauce for the gander is sauce for the goose, no?

[Sweetie]

You were nice to me yesterday Widget, I thought that meant:

Widget ---> :holdhand: <---Sweetie

No? :sniffle:



:P

[Widget]

Anyways Widget, I understand you need to defend your forty-year old wife and I don't blame you, but the facts of life are the facts of life regardless.

I'm sure your wife is the best and that you would love to share her with SkepticJ in order to show off her talents so he could see what he's missing but.......

And if I was single, he'd be too young for me so sauce for the gander is sauce for the goose, no?

If you have been following this thread you would have realised that SJ has experienced nothing, Legs would be unable to show him what he is missing.

Unless you showed him first, then she could show him what he is missing.

[Sweetie]

If you have been following this thread you would have realised that SJ has experienced nothing, Legs would be unable to show him what he is missing.

Unless you showed him first, then she could show him what he is missing.

a) We don't want to go there, do we?

coz:

b) I've seen your wife


Oho, game on! :P

[Sweetie]

:tiptoe:

:caught:

[Widget]

Willing to bet on that?

[Sweetie]

Willing to bet on that?

She linked to a pic in chat one night, long time ago. I vaguely remember what she looked like but.......I remember some things.

I'm not half so good with faces as with words. :shrug:

[Sweetie]

Willing to bet on that?

Or were you questioning the game on bit? :scratch:

Oh come on, you like it. :suave:

[Sweetie]

or were we supposed to bet on whether we wanted to go there? Rest assured, I don't want to go "there". :P

Man, you made things temporarily confusing.

[Widget]

My wife isn't a member of this board.

[Sweetie]

*sigh*

I have to go again, and I was having so much fun too.

Don't worry Widgy, you're too old for me too. :nyahnyah:

I'll bend over waiting for the inevitable spank I deserve for that. :wink:

[Sweetie]

My wife isn't a member of this board.

Oh, well whatever then. Girlfriend, sham? Not important, mostly irrelevant to the discussion at hand.

bye for now

:wave:

[epepke]

Imagine no one grew old,
its easy if you try
if breasts were just as sexy
after twenty years have gone by

If cunts didn't stretch out
from being much overused
as if no one could notice
or we all liked them nice and loose........

I have held in my hands 40-year-old breasts that would probably put you into a coma, if not by the sight, then by the sheer momentum. I'm just sayin'. The folks at the Guinness Book of World Records didn't do their research. And the cunt and the other two major orifices worked just fine.

[D. Scarlatti]

... the sheer momentum.

:laugh:

This thread is becoming a classic, by turns revolting and comical, and replete with adolescent mythology.

[erimir]

co co ca choo Mrs Robinson...


Huh? Maybe I'm in the wrong generation to get that joke. Mrs. Robinson as off of the old Lost in Space show?
Well, you uncultured swine, the equivalent reference for someone like you would be Stiffler's Mom.

Wasn't Stiffler's mom hot?

I also recommend you hit it. Or her 18 year old son. Or both. At the same time. That would be hot.

[TomJoe]

... the sheer momentum.

:laugh:

This thread is becoming a classic, by turns revolting and comical, and replete with adolescent mythology.

Comical because from my vantage point, the post # jumps by three or four between each post (I mean, I see post #87, and then post #91 ... I can't find 88, 89 or 90), and Widget seems to be talking to himself. I worry about him.

[username]

My wife isn't a member of this board.

Whoa, I smell dirt. Spill, dude.

[Dingfod]

Elementary, my dear Watson, Legs is not Widget's wife.

[TomJoe]

Elementary, my dear Watson, Legs is not Widget's wife.

Perhaps Widget is Legs' wife? :chin:

Or better yet, who gives a shit?

[D. Scarlatti]

... I see post #87, and then post #91 ... I can't find 88, 89 or 90 ...

Those are the revolting bits. I count 13 ignored posts on one page. I believe that's a new record.

[TomJoe]

... I see post #87, and then post #91 ... I can't find 88, 89 or 90 ...

Those are the revolting bits. I count 13 ignored posts on one page. I believe that's a new record.

Ah, gotcha. That could be a record ... but barely I would imagine.

[Dingfod]

I was just thinking how pleasant it has been to not see those posts.

[TomJoe]

I was just thinking how pleasant it has been to not see those posts.
True.

[username]

You would figure that by 28 one would be able to distract someone from browsing whilst giving head.

Evidently not Sweeties forte, they don't really mean blow.


Are you kidding? Any time I get head I *must* be paying attention by demand of my wife. Some people have homosexual fantasies, others whips and chains, others swinging, others whatever... My personal fantasy is to get head while I eat, surf the web, play video games and drive to work. Hell, why not throw in reading the newspaper while I am at it?

I would love to get head while doing something else. That would rock.

Sweetie, you are welcome to slide under my puter table anytime. (thats a compliment rather than a 100% serious offer, in case anyone was wondering).

[Angakuk]

I would love to get head while doing something else. That would rock.
Been there, done that. Eighteen years old, piloting a Chrysler Newport across the plains of North Texas at 90 per. Man that was living, and almost dying.

[Leesifer]

I was just thinking how pleasant it has been to not see those posts.

You're right - it must be very pleasant not to see them.

What a bitch!

I could always quote them for you if you want, guys.

[Dingfod]

Please don't go to any trouble.

[Legs]

Elementary, my dear Watson, Legs is not Widget's wife.

I'm his Mother? :chin:

[Legs]

Elementary, my dear Watson, Legs is not Widget's wife.

I'm his Mother? :chin:

oh and I can't see the majority of posts either, so I have no idea whats happening :giggle:

[Legs]

Sweetie, you are welcome to slide under my puter table anytime. (thats a compliment rather than a 100% serious offer, in case anyone was wondering).

Be careful what you wish for

(think Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction)

[TomJoe]

Elementary, my dear Watson, Legs is not Widget's wife.

I'm his Mother? :chin:

MWLF?

[Sweetie]

I have held in my hands 40-year-old breasts that would probably put you into a coma, if not by the sight, then by the sheer momentum. I'm just sayin'. The folks at the Guinness Book of World Records didn't do their research. And the cunt and the other two major orifices worked just fine.

Eh well, that's not to say they are all bad, but there is general understanding of the idea of gravity around these parts, especially if you've had kids, just helps gravity along a little.

And, in that case, whats the liklihood that one of oddball forty-year-old ladies who is worthwhile is one of the ones that is in question here, picking up twenty-year-old boys on a dating service site?

Just a thought. :shrug:

[Sweetie]

Sweetie, you are welcome to slide under my puter table anytime. (thats a compliment rather than a 100% serious offer, in case anyone was wondering).

:tiphat:

:confide: They just don't understand my sense of play, they're missing out. :P

[Sweetie]

I was just thinking how pleasant it has been to not see those posts.

The really cool people are being mean to me and its the same really cool people because they keep saying the same really cool things, that's why they're really cool. :sniffle:

They're really cool in each other's eyes. :yup:

[Sweetie]

Be careful what you wish for

(think Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction)

I wish. All it takes for someone I'm attracted to to get rid of me is a goddamned good-bye, a fuck you, a whatever. Simple, huh? Really easy, right? Is that too much to ask after two years? Apparently it is, the son of a bitch. :rude:

[erimir]

My personal fantasy is to get head while I eat, surf the web, play video games and drive to work. Hell, why not throw in reading the newspaper while I am at it?
I don't get the appeal.

Seems like one would distract you from the other. Now, not that I wouldn't enjoy it, it's just not something that I would enjoy more than say... to get head and watch porn at the same time. So I would rather stop doing that other thing and do something that would enhance the experience.

[epepke]

Eh well, that's not to say they are all bad, but there is general understanding of the idea of gravity around these parts, especially if you've had kids, just helps gravity along a little.

That's why evolution came up with Cooper's ligaments. (Cooper's droopers, when they sag).

And, in that case, whats the liklihood that one of oddball forty-year-old ladies who is worthwhile is one of the ones that is in question here, picking up twenty-year-old boys on a dating service site?

There's one way to find out.

[Dingfod]

Elementary, my dear Watson, Legs is not Widget's wife.

I'm his Mother? :chin:

oh and I can't see the majority of posts either, so I have no idea whats happening :giggle:You have Widget on Ignore? He said his wife is not a member of this board. The only logical conclusion I could reach was that you are not his wife.

[Legs]

He doesn't remember the ceremony.

(only the honeymoon)

[Dingfod]

Hmmm. I don't remember it either. Weird.

[freemonkey]

Its cheap and simplistic, unworthy of a woman that old.

I had a woman try and pick me up last year, about thirty-six. Unfortunately, I thought......well......I'll not say.

---------------------

My question is:

20 year old perky breasts

40 year old droopy breasts

20 year old not used or only moderately used, still fresh

40 year old, well used

20 year old, less experienced, more energetic, more willing to accept less as far as being satisfied is concerned

40 year old, more experienced, harder to please, less energetic, more expectations
Which one is more attractive to a twenty year old? Why should it be any different?

------------------------

Imagine no one grew old,
its easy if you try
if breasts were just as sexy
after twenty years have gone by

If cunts didn't stretch out
from being much overused
as if no one could notice
or we all liked them nice and loose........

if people didn't have to wear buttplugs
to keep all their crap inside
and as if the effects of age
didn't with all of us abide

You may say, I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one

:chin: Y'know one the things that keeps me going? Knowing that you, Sweetie, may live to see 40 soon.

[TomJoe]

:chin: Y'know one the things that keeps me going? Knowing that you, Sweetie, may live to see 40 soon.

:roflcopt:

[Sweetie]

:chin: Y'know one the things that keeps me going? Knowing that you, Sweetie, may live to see 40 soon.

I wish you would've read this part:

and as if the effects of age
didn't with all of us abide

You may say, I'm a dreamer
but I'm not the only one

I've had three kids for gawd's sake. I had three kids by 22. I'm getting grey hairs, I got crinkles around my eyes, stretch marks and somewhat droopy breasts. That nothwithstanding, I still think a twenty year old man has every right to say that he finds younger women more attractive and women as old as his mother with kids almost his age unattractive. It's normal, it makes alot of damned sense and he has every right to feel and think it.

I spoke about this wedding I went to last year, where everybody thought I was eighteen and was shocked that I had kids. That's where this 36 year-old-woman was. I really, really hope that when I'm that age, I am not trying to pick up what I think, is a twenty year old girl. I have every right to that opinion and that hope, thanks.

[Sweetie]

Seriously, you should see the look on some guys' faces when they find out I have three kids, in the sense of they were interested and that was a slap in the face.

How much more unattractive would I be if I said I had a child, almost their age?

[freemonkey]

:chin: Y'know one the things that keeps me going? Knowing that you, Sweetie, may live to see 40 soon.

I wish you would've read this part:

and as if the effects of age
didn't with all of us abide

I did overlook this part, my apologies. You'll also note how I didn't bring up the part where you insulted Widget & Legs. :doh: oops.

I still think a twenty year old man has every right to say that he finds younger women more attractive and women as old as his mother with kids almost his age unattractive. It's normal, it makes alot of damned sense and he has every right to feel and think it.
I don't know if anyone said he didn't have the right to feel that way or to express it . I think people were just pointing out the benefits he may have missed because he was so repulsed. :giggle:

As for the rest of it, I don't really want to talk any more about you, your breasts, your eye crinkles or how attractive you are to everyone you meet. :noway:

[Sweetie]

I did overlook this part, my apologies. You'll also note how I didn't bring up the part where you insulted Widget & Legs. :doh: oops.

If you look really hard, you'll notice that Widget insulted me first. Someday if you follow me around, you'll note that in general, I don't criticize harshly without being harshly criticized first and in general, I don't insult back without being insulted first and in general, even if they are serious in their insults, I usually am not.


As for the rest of it, I don't really want to talk any more about you, your breasts, your eye crinkles or how attractive you are to everyone you meet. :noway:

Whatever. I never said I was attractive to everyone I met, I said last year at a wedding, a woman tried to pick me up. What you read into it or spin into it, is your problem.

[Sweetie]

Hmmm, lets see.

I said that it was wishful thinking that the girl in the picture could be considered forty and that the intent behind her posting it only has worth if it's even remotely possible that she is forty.

Then Widget started in on the insults. Thanks for the time you wasted not noticing several things, and your reading comprehension skills, freemonkey.

[freemonkey]

I did overlook this part, my apologies. You'll also note how I didn't bring up the part where you insulted Widget & Legs. :doh: oops.

If you look really hard, you'll notice that Widget insulted me first.
OK?

Someday if you follow me around,
uh, no thank you.

you'll note that in general, I don't criticize harshly without being harshly criticized first and in general, I don't insult back without being insulted first and in general,
OK
even if they are serious in their insults, I usually am not.
OK, sure. Whatever you say. I guess that lets you off the hook, then.


As for the rest of it, I don't really want to talk any more about you, your breasts, your eye crinkles or how attractive you are to everyone you meet. :noway:

Whatever. I never said I was attractive to everyone I met, I said last year at a wedding, a woman tried to pick me up. What you read into it or spin into it, is your problem.
I may not follow you around, but when I do run across your many posts I see you talking quite a bit about how attractive you are. Should I do a search?

[Sweetie]

OK, sure. Whatever you say. I guess that lets you off the hook, then.

My question is, why is it only me who is ever on it no matter what anybody else does?



I may not follow you around, but when I do run across your many posts I see you talking quite a bit about how attractive you are. Should I do a search?

Do whatever you want. My saying that I have a few friends with feelings for me, that a 23 year old guy and a 36 year old woman tried to pick me up last year is not saying anything but that some people have been interested.

Who knows, they could be dawgs panting after a dawg like me. There's no sense of because I am attractive to a couple people that I am inherently attractive.

You ever watch Jerry Springer? The people on that show are attractive to other people which is what the shows are about. How that happens, I have no idea.

Maybe I'm just attractive to a bunch of has-beens/skanks/the desperate/dawgs. You ever think of that? Maybe I am a has-been/skank/depserate/dawg. :shrug:

[Dingfod]

I may not follow you around, but when I do run across your many posts I see you talking quite a bit about how attractive you are. Should I do a search?Why not? She would.

[freemonkey]

OK, sure. Whatever you say. I guess that lets you off the hook, then.

My question is, why is it only me who is ever on it no matter what anybody else does?
Oh, please. What do you mean, why only you? It is NOT only YOU. It is not always about you.


Maybe I'm just attractive to a bunch of has-beens/skanks/the desperate/dawgs. You ever think of that? Maybe I am a has-been/skank/depserate/dawg. :shrug:
:shrug:

[Sweetie]

Oh, please. What do you mean, why only you? It is NOT only YOU. It is not always about you.

You really have to learn how to connect thoughts better.

You claimed I insulted Legs and Widget.
I said that Widget insulted me first.
You said that doesn't let me off the hook.
My question is, off the hook for what and if I'm on the hook, why isn't Widget?

And you said:

It's not all about you.

:doh:

Please, make a case, build an argument but make some damn sense and connect some damned thoughts. I realize its hard, but do try, for me.

Oh, sorry, :doh: its not all about me, I forgot,

[Sweetie]

[Why not? She would.

Right, because I'm usually right and can usually prove it, freemonkey is just grasping at straws. It sounds true, but it isn't, only to her perception but we all know about how faulty perception can be and how tightly people hang on to them even if they are.

I heard about this thing called logic before, your whining doesn't change the nature of the case or the strength of the case.

[Sweetie]

Seriously, I think being able to back up my claims should be considered a serious character flaw.

[freemonkey]

You really have to learn how to connect thoughts better.

Alright then.

Sweetie objection 1
You claimed I insulted Legs and Widget.

You wrote:

a) We don't want to go there, do we?

coz:

b) I've seen your wife


Oho, game on! :P
You followed it up with
:tiptoe:

:caught:

and then with:
She linked to a pic in chat one night, long time ago. I vaguely remember what she looked like but.......I remember some things.

I'm not half so good with faces as with words.

Then, before Widget even responded, you said this:
Or were you questioning the game on bit? :scratch:

Oh come on, you like it. :suave:
and I'm not sure this or the next quote has anything to do with insults, but it makes me wonder why you accuse me of not being able to put thoughts together.
or were we supposed to bet on whether we wanted to go there? Rest assured, I don't want to go "there". :P

Man, you made things temporarily confusing.
Finally, when Widget said that his wife was not a member of the board, you said:
Oh, well whatever then. Girlfriend, sham? Not important, mostly irrelevant to the discussion at hand.

Sweetie objection 2
I said that Widget insulted me first.
In what way? Was it the blowjob comment?

Sweetie objection 3
You said that doesn't let me off the hook.
Here's that part of the conversation:

Sweetie: even if they are serious in their insults, I usually am not.
freemonkey: OK, sure. Whatever you say. I guess that lets you off the hook, then.
What I mean: You claim you are not serious in your insults, IOW, you claim you are kidding (I don't believe you, btw), so I said that somehow you seem to think that lets you off the hook.

Sweetie objection 4
My question is, off the hook for what and if I'm on the hook, why isn't Widget?
Because I don't know from blowjobs? Seriously, I don't know. Is that the insult you're referring to?

Sweetie's objection 5
And you said:

It's not all about you.

Because you said:
My question is, why is it only me who is ever on it no matter what anybody else does?

Sweetie's conclusion:doh:

Please, make a case, build an argument but make some damn sense and connect some damned thoughts. I realize its hard, but do try, for me.

Oh, sorry, :doh: its not all about me, I forgot,

:potkettleblack: Easy, aside from some tricky formatting.

[Sweetie]

a) We don't want to go there, do we?

coz:

b) I've seen your wife


Oho, game on! :P

Nah, nah freemonkey, back up a few more posts. Why did I say, "we don't want to go there do we?"

That means that someone was trying to take us somewhere, and I was suggesting that we don't really want to start trading insults because it could get unpleasant, his wife would be in the cross fire and he'd have to run constant interference because she's not real great with this stuff.

Seriously, go back another post or so and start there.

See, a rocket, if it's off an inch at its initial launch, will go into an entirely different part of the universe than it was intended to go, do you see how that works? Leave out a few details, things can be spun a different way.

Lets find out why I would argue that we wouldn't want to be trading insults with Widget, did that thought come out of the blue or was it in response to something else?

[freemonkey]

Right, because I'm usually right and can usually prove it, freemonkey is just grasping at straws.
:rolleyes:

It sounds true, but it isn't, only to her perception but we all know about how faulty perception can be and how tightly people hang on to them even if they are.

Yes, we do, don't we?

I heard about this thing called logic before, your whining doesn't change the nature of the case or the strength of the case.
:sarclap:

[Sweetie]

Sarcasm may sound cool to your ears, but it really isn't all that convincing, sorry.

[freemonkey]

a) We don't want to go there, do we?

coz:

b) I've seen your wife


Oho, game on! :P

Nah, nah freemonkey, back up a few more posts. Why did I say, "we don't want to go there do we?"

That means that someone was trying to take us somewhere, and I was suggesting that we don't really want to start trading insults because it could get unpleasant, his wife would be in the cross fire and he'd have to run constant interference because she's not real great with this stuff.

Seriously, go back another post or so and start there.

See, a rocket, if it's off an inch at its initial launch, will go into an entirely different part of the universe than it was intended to go, do you see how that works? Leave out a few details, things can be spun a different way.

Lets find out why I would argue that we wouldn't want to be trading insults with Widget, did that thought come out of the blue or was it in response to something else?
Why don't you tell just tell me instead of talking to me like I'm a 5 year old? And without the physics lesson. Condescension is much less pretty than sarcasm.

[Sweetie]

Why don't you tell just tell me instead of talking to me like I'm a 5 year old? And without the physics lesson. Condescension is much less pretty than sarcasm.

It's not condescending to question why someone who could find that post, can not find the post before it on their very own.

I do not have to do your thinking/researching/proving for you, people don't learn that way, do they? I don't, at least.

[freemonkey]

Why don't you tell just tell me instead of talking to me like I'm a 5 year old? And without the physics lesson. Condescension is much less pretty than sarcasm.

It's not condescending to question why someone who could find that post, can not find the post before it on their very own.

I do not have to do your thinking/researching/proving for you, people don't learn that way, do they? I don't, at least.
I don't know, I'm not getting it. The only thing I can see that could be construed as insulting is the bj stuff. :rubeyes:

And, um, yes, you are being condescending. And you haven't addressed the rest of my post.

And, this is getting really stupid.

[Sweetie]

I don't know, I'm not getting it. The only thing I can see that could be construed as insulting is the bj stuff. :rubeyes:

Right.

I was disproving an argument that Legs was making, I was responded to by Widget with a personal attack.

Legs posted a picture of an obviously not forty year old woman, and then is trying to make Skeptic J look bad by saying, oh well, she's forty, would you hit her then?

In other words, what if this forty-year-old looks twenty, then you would be wrong for disregarding her? My response would be that not only do most twenty year olds not look like that girl, but there's a small chance that a forty-year-old would look even close or in other words, her argument is worthless unless it has some foundation in truth which it doesn't.

Then Widget's personal attack or what we call, an ad hominem.

And, um, yes, you are being condescending. And you haven't addressed the rest of my post.

It's your interpretation that I'm being condescending. Just because you think something, doesn't make it so.

And, this is getting really stupid.

Well yes, focusing on detail too much gets like that sometimes. The problem is, getting this detail right in this case happens to be important to perception, interpretation, being able to make accurate judgements, etc.

[freemonkey]

Right.

I was disproving an argument that Legs was making, I was responded to by Widget with a personal attack.

Legs posted a picture of an obviously not forty year old woman, and then is trying to make Skeptic J look bad by saying, oh well, she's forty, would you hit her then?

In other words, what if this forty-year-old looks twenty, then you would be wrong for disregarding her? My response would be that not only do most twenty year olds not look like that girl, but there's a small chance that a forty-year-old would look even close or in other words, her argument is worthless unless it has some foundation in truth which it doesn't.

Right. Here is how it went down:

Dingfod (not SJ): Does anyone know how to clean chewed up chocolate bar and Dr Pepper off a monitor? (Dingfod made a mess)
Legs: One of these? (Legs posts picture of hot woman in maid outfit lingerie, holding a feather duster. Presumably because Legs believes Dingfod would like this kind of help cleaning up his monitor)
Dingfod:That would work just fine. Send her here PDQ. (Dingfod agrees that this is preferable to cleaning the monitor himself)
Legs: She's 40, is that okay? (Legs takes the opportunity to add an additional punchline to her joke. Funny.)
Dingfod: That's okie-dokey with me. I'll almost be able to keep up. (Dingfod says that he's almost able to keep up with a 40 year woman, who is cleaning his monitor)
Sweetie: It's only effective if it has some grain of truth or in other words, you wish. (Sweetie disproves Legs joke argument.)

Then Widget's personal attack or what we call, an ad hominem.
So it was the blow job stuff?

It's your interpretation that I'm being condescending. Just because you think something, doesn't make it so.

condescending ad hominem.

And, this is getting really stupid.

Well yes, focusing on detail too much gets like that sometimes. The problem is, getting this detail right in this case happens to be important to perception, interpretation, being able to make accurate judgements, etc.
:yup:

[D. Scarlatti]

It's about time someone thoroughly debunked Legs's irrational whimsy. She was making an absolute mockery of this thread.

[erimir]

Why can't you bitches take it outside?

[Legs]

It's about time someone thoroughly debunked Legs's irrational whimsy. She was making an absolute mockery of this thread.

You're just saying that because my Sister took your virginity. :yup:

[D. Scarlatti]

She must be in her 80s now.

[TomJoe]

Look at all the pretty gaps in the conversation.

[Legs]

Yes, but she still looks good in her green kilt.

[Sweetie]

[QUOTE]Dingfod (not SJ): Does anyone know how to clean chewed up chocolate bar and Dr Pepper off a monitor? (Dingfod made a mess)
Legs: One of these? (Legs posts picture of hot woman in maid outfit lingerie, holding a feather duster. Presumably because Legs believes Dingfod would like this kind of help cleaning up his monitor)
Dingfod:That would work just fine. Send her here PDQ. (Dingfod agrees that this is preferable to cleaning the monitor himself)
Legs: She's 40, is that okay? (Legs takes the opportunity to add an additional punchline to her joke. Funny.)

I guess I missed the part where anybody would find that funny, and my interpretation still stands. Stupid intended not funny joke which could pass for a dumb argument. I win both counts. :shrug:

[Leesifer]

Sweetie, I suspect you win everything within the confines of your own mind. :rolleyes:

[Sweetie]

Sweetie, I suspect you win everything within the confines of your own mind. :rolleyes:

Oh for goodness sakes, it wasn't funny.

Maybe you have to be aged to get the joke. :shrug:

There was no joke, just disconnected thoughts, ie: this twenty year old will clean it up for you, but what if she's forty?

I stand by my claim that while she may have intended it as a joke, she also intended it as a barb (which can be construed as an argument) on the side in relation to this thread and it failed on both counts.

I guess I lose out by missing her wit and brilliance all at once. You should just leave li'l ol' me to my loss.

[Sweetie]

Sweetie, I suspect you win everything within the confines of your own mind. :rolleyes:

Besides which, I see you admit to error so often and I can role my eyes too. :rolleyes:

[Leesifer]

Oh for goodness sakes, it wasn't funny.

Actually, I thought it was funny. Do I win?

Maybe you have to be aged to get the joke. :shrug:

Oh, of course, 40 is aged.

There was no joke, just disconnected thoughts, ie: this twenty year old will clean it up for you, but what if she's forty?

Erm. We must've been reading a different thread. What disconnected thoughts? Yours?

I stand by my claim that while she may have intended it as a joke, she also intended it as a barb (which can be construed as an argument) on the side in relation to this thread and it failed on both counts.

You always do stand by your claims. Of course it was intended as a barb. I saw it as a barb against the OP. I should imagine that, once again, you saw it as a barb again you.

I guess I lose out by missing her wit and brilliance all at once. You should just leave li'l ol' me to my loss.

:yup:

[Leesifer]

Sweetie, I suspect you win everything within the confines of your own mind. :rolleyes:

Besides which, I see you admit to error so often and I can role my eyes too. :rolleyes:

Well done!

[Sweetie]

You always do stand by your claims. Of course it was intended as a barb. I saw it as a barb against the OP. I should imagine that, once again, you saw it as a barb again you.

Oh, you get it now, good!

See, I thought some of the reactions to the OP were really whacked, and see, I was defending SkepticJ because of that so I was officially against the "I'm old, why aren't I sexy to you" tripe and the "well you're missing out" tripe.

Not only were the reactions whacked, they were baseless and idiotic which was the point of my participation in this thread and all that I've been arguing though I'm sure I should be here just to get along with everybody and make friends and agree with the loudest of the loud.

See, I ran into a magazine last week which boasted the youngest looking, tightest, sweetest girls. Guess who's a big fan? Anyways, I won't finish that thought because its offensive and I'll get in even more trouble but......

[Sweetie]

So for the future, make note, I don't have to feel personally attacked in order to defend defensible ideas against ridiculous ideas.

[Leesifer]

So for the future, make note, I don't have to feel personally attacked in order to defend defensible ideas against ridiculous ideas.

So why do you have to personally attack people to make your defence against what you think are ridiculous ideas?

[Sweetie]

I'll see if I can find:

"I'm overweight, got cellulite and tits to my knees, I flap in the wind and have grown children, how bad do you wanna fuck me"

porn. I'm sure there's some, but I'm betting it doesn't have particularily great sales.

"Oh but hey, I'm more experienced than that 26 year old porn star over there, does that count for something?"

Oh yeah, I'll get right on you, honey.

[Sweetie]

So why do you have to personally attack people to make your defence against what you think are ridiculous ideas?

I thought we've been over this before, Widget personally attacked me first and I have made it clear that it is little more than verbal sparring to me to engage in flame wars and its your choice whether you want to play that way because I don't mind either way.

Go give Widget and Legs the spiel, and then get back to me on that one, mkay?

[Leesifer]

I'll see if I can find:

"I'm overweight, got cellulite and tits to my knees, I flap in the wind and have grown children, how bad do you wanna fuck me"

porn. I'm sure there's some, but I'm betting it doesn't have particularily great sales.

"Oh but hey, I'm more experienced than that 26 year old porn star over there, does that count for something?"

Oh yeah, I'll get right on you, honey.

What the bloody fuck are you rambling on about now?

Oh nevermind!

[Sweetie]

What the bloody fuck are you rambling on about now?

Oh nevermind!


Shhhh, :pat:, settle down, it's ok, really.

We all get old, we all were young. We all got to enjoy the trappings of youth when we were young and we all will suffer the effects of age when we get old. I don't have to like age because you have to suffer it right now.

I just want each in it's place. When I'm young, I get youth, when I'm old, then I'm stuck with old.

[Leesifer]

So why do you have to personally attack people to make your defence against what you think are ridiculous ideas?

I thought we've been over this before, Widget personally attacked me first and I have made it clear that it is little more than verbal sparring to me to engage in flame wars and its your choice whether you want to play that way because I don't mind either way.

Go give Widget and Legs the spiel, and then get back to me on that one, mkay?


Except for the fact that Legs actually hadn't said anything to you but all your insults were aimed at her.

[Sweetie]

Except for the fact that Legs actually hadn't said anything to you but all your insults were aimed at her.

Widget was only getting on my case because of Legs and if you'll look carefully, all I originally said was that I've seen her. I didn't say whether she was good or bad or anything. :shrug: I was just saying that if he's going to attack me for her, then she's going to have to be a card in the game. I actually was trying to get him to rethink getting into it with me, but hey.......I'm starting to believe that some of you enjoy it, you do it so much so I'll provide if thats what you want. It's less boring than other things I could be doing, like reading old people porn or whatever.

[slimshady2357]

I'll see if I can find:

"I'm overweight, got cellulite and tits to my knees, I flap in the wind and have grown children, how bad do you wanna fuck me"

porn. I'm sure there's some, but I'm betting it doesn't have particularily great sales.

"Oh but hey, I'm more experienced than that 26 year old porn star over there, does that count for something?"

Oh yeah, I'll get right on you, honey.

Actually, there is a fucking shitload of mature porn out there. Loads and loads and loads of it. Go to any magazine stand that sells a variety of porn mags, there will usually be at least 2 or 3 that are "Over 40".

I thought Legs' joke was funny too. It spoke to the "OMG, I haven't seen her or know anything about her, but she's 40, ewwwww gross" mentality of the OP.

Of course the maid doesn't look 40, that's not the point, the point is, if you act like the OP, she should become "ewwww" as soon as you know she's 40. Which is ludicrous and therefore makes the joke quite accurately mocking.

You don't think it was funny. Ok. Um ya. You win.

:inmycar:

[D. Scarlatti]

bloody fuck

Score another point for post-menopausal women.

[Leesifer]

Widget was only getting on my case because of Legs and if you'll look carefully, all I originally said was that I've seen her. I didn't say whether she was good or bad or anything. I was just saying that if he's going to attack me for her, then she's going to have to be a card in the game. I actually was trying to get him to rethink getting into it with me, but hey.......I'm starting to believe that some of you enjoy it, you do it so much so I'll provide if thats what you want. It's less boring than other things I could be doing, like reading old people porn or whatever.


So saying:

a) We don't want to go there, do we?

coz:

b) I've seen your wife

Isn't insulting. Fuck me!

Oh and this

I actually was trying to get him to rethink getting into it with me, but hey.......I'm starting to believe that some of you enjoy it, you do it so much

doesn't give you pause to think WHY?

[Leesifer]

bloody fuck

Score another point for post-menopausal women.

Edited: :doh: I didn't get that at first - I read it as something completely different. :D

[Sweetie]

Actually, there is a fucking shitload of mature porn out there. Loads and loads and loads of it. Go to any magazine stand that sells a variety of porn mags, there will usually be at least 2 or 3 that are "Over 40".

Here's my question, how many here who love the porn go out and pick up those specific magazines?

Maybe their eyes stray to the "Girls Gone Wild" and "Hawk" and others.

And yes, I'm sure there are two or three magazines like that, contrasted with hundreds if not thousands of the other types and they have more people to fill the latter because of the beauty of youth and the many fold effects of age without surgery.

Fuck, even the young need to get surgery to be pleasing to many, many readers.

I thought Legs' joke was funny too. It spoke to the "OMG, I haven't seen her or know anything about her, but she's 40, ewwwww gross" mentality of the OP.

Which is exactly the idea I was attacking.

Of course the maid doesn't look 40, that's not the point,

That is the point.

the point is, if you act like the OP, she should become "ewwww" as soon as you know she's 40. Which is ludicrous and therefore makes the joke quite accurately mocking.

Nah, I already provided a rebut to that thought. Not only do most 25 year olds not look like that girl, but the liklihood of even 5% of 40 year olds looking like that is really small and its even worse when she has kids, and even smaller if she's forced to pick up young guys on a dating website.

Just my thoughts.

[Sweetie]

Or in other words, his reaction could possibly be justifiable and I share his reaction.

and also, in other words, if I slept with an aged they'd have to be pretty fucking special, and if not then it was because I just wanted sex and they were available, otherwise, my age or a bit older is much, much preferable.

[Sweetie]

I mean shit, think about it, "Stacie's Mom"?

On the video, she was played by Rachel Hunter. Rachel Hunter, as far as I know, just recently had her breasts enlarged, and did you see her on "Dancing with the Stars?" She's a big woman, not necessarily fat, just very large and broad.

Not sexy.

As far as that goes, who knows what else she's had done.

[Leesifer]

and also, in other words, if I slept with an aged they'd have to be pretty fucking special, and if not then it was because I just wanted sex and they were available, otherwise, my age or a bit older is much, much preferable.

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

[Sweetie]

Isn't insulting.

Widget was bragging about how good his wife is. Most men prefer really great looking women. What she looks like then, he put it on the table.

Fuck me!

Nah.





doesn't give you pause to think WHY?


Look Leesifer, I don't need or want your approval. I don't care if you like me or the way I do things. I don't care if you agree with me, that makes a big difference.

If someone is going to personally attack me when I was not attacking anyone, then hey, lets go. I can enjoy it, depending on how things go so whether D. Scarlatti needs to chase me around with his immature little barbs and has nothing better to do then try and "get" someone twenty years his junior because he's apparently the more mature one, or whether Widget takes offense because someone said something to his wife he didn't like, his choice, or someone thinks that forty-year old aren't all that sexy, or whether Dingfod has issues, I mean c'mon, this is a man who freaked because someone criticized fluff threads once......

I mean, put things in perspective.

[Sweetie]

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

Right, well I'll bring some viagra.

[Leesifer]

OK, so this:

.. so I'll provide if thats what you want. It's less boring than other things I could be doing, like reading old people porn or whatever.

is load of bollocks then.

Oh and, believe me, Sweetie, this:

Fuck me!. Wasn't an offer.

[Leesifer]

Right, well I'll bring some viagra.

Only if you feel you need it.

[Sweetie]

Fuck me!
Wasn't an offer.

Really, awwww, I'm so disappointed. :sadcheer:

Now go watch some porn with young bucks going hard wishing they wanted you or were so, so much older, like fifty. :pat:

[Leesifer]

Now go watch some porn with young bucks going hard wishing they wanted you or were so, so much older, like fifty

Nice one, arsehole. I don't have to imagine, considering my husband is over 50.

Oh and please tell me your avatar isn't supposed to be a picture of you puckering up for a blow job!

[Sweetie]

Only if you feel you need it.

Do I sound like someone who gets worn out easy? :suave:

[Sweetie]

Nice one, arsehole. I don't have to imagine, considering my husband is over 50.

Oh and please tell me your avatar isn't supposed to be a picture of you puckering up for a blow job!

Nah, I was reaching for the camera and it snapped. It's a, what do you call it, a fluke shot that I just happen to like.

Its soft, sweet, a bit ethereal. :shrug:

[slimshady2357]

I mean shit, think about it, "Stacie's Mom"?

On the video, she was played by Rachel Hunter. Rachel Hunter, as far as I know, just recently had her breasts enlarged, and did you see her on "Dancing with the Stars?" She's a big woman, not necessarily fat, just very large and broad.

Not sexy.

As far as that goes, who knows what else she's had done.

Jesus Christ, if you think Racheal Hunter isn't sexy I can only imagine that you think you look like a sack of shit.

Just my thoughts.

[Sweetie]

Just because I feel like being nice :P , I'll concede a few things.

a) sex is way better for me now than it ever was.

I may have it less than I did when we were sixteen/eighteen or whatever, but its way better so there's a quantity as compared to quality issue.

So, in my experience, it keeps getting better and better. I believe Cybil Sheperd when she says that, in my experience, it rings true. However, to be with someone much younger and inexperienced, it's not something I'd go looking for.

b) I don't know how old Lorrie Morgan is, I'm sure she's at least forty, but if she asked me to sleep with her I'd say "please."

http://www.gactv.com/artists/media/lorrie.jpg

No Rachel Hunter isn't sexy to me, she's just there and especially not now, she's a mammoth. She looks all cute and soft and shit in her old pics from when she was much younger, as compared to Lorrie Morgan, I like something harder with what I classify as intelligence in the eyes. Glittering, like a cat, like Lorrie Morgan. I like finer, crisper features, more striking rather than soft, more definate lines.

So, there.

[Sweetie]

Actually, she's probably 46 right now, probably about 36 when she took that pic.

[Plant Woman]

Originally Posted by Sweetie
a) We don't want to go there, do we?

coz:

b) I've seen your wife

(a)We don't want to go THERE, do we?

coz:

(b)After all, I have seen YOUR pic.

[erimir]

What the hell are you all going on about?

Can someone provide me with a summary of this crap?

[JoeP]

Can someone provide me with a summary of this crap?And I thought gay guys were supposed to be sensitive and understand women.

There, that's what this thread needs: a good derailing.

[Sock Puppet]

I thought that happened several pages ago.

:trainrek:

[ms_ann_thrope]

Oh and please tell me your avatar isn't supposed to be a picture of you puckering up for a blow job!You're not the only one who has wondered.... :shudder:

What the hell are you all going on about?

Can someone provide me with a summary of this crap?Legs made a frickin' funny joke on page 3, but Sweetie didn't get it, so she has spawned pages of incoherent postings. In other words, business as usual and you haven't missed much.

[Sweetie]

(b)After all, I have seen YOUR pic.

It's ok. :shrug:

I can accept what I look like, in fact, in this thread I've highlighted how I'm lacking and imperfect, I haven't even started in on me yet.

One thing to learn about people like me, we are way harder on ourselves than anyone else, which is why we tend to lack sympathy sometimes. It's life as a realist/rationalist.

:dunno:

[Sweetie]

You're not the only one who has wondered.... :shudder:

My question is, who puckers up for a blowjob? Is that how you guys do it over there? :scratch:

I like the pic because to me it looks like I'm speaking but in a kindof caught in the moment thing. Hard to explain. :shrug:

Legs made a frickin' funny joke on page 3, but Sweetie didn't get it, so she has spawned pages of incoherent postings. In other words, business as usual and you haven't missed much.

Legs made a stupid argument in a thread SkepticJ started to make her feel better about herself for being forty, and I rebutted the argument. As far as I know, everybody I've engaged in discussion since then is at least 35, its called, they have a personal investment in trying to make the OP look bad without rational argumentation to that effect but when they pat each other the back, they are quite convinced they've done quite well.

[Sweetie]

Besides, look around you, not exactly a jumpin' place. One has to create their own things to do. :shrug:

[Sweetie]

:yawn:

It's almost an FF activity, no? Get on Sweetie's case, hehe. What would you guys be doing if you weren't picking on me?

Ack, sorry I asked. Thanks for not posting the pics. :wink:

[Carnivale Ed]

make the OP look bad without rational argumentation
This was the scond half of Skep's OP :

It's not 'cause she's ugly, she's not, it's not 'cause we don't share interests, we do, it's 'cause she's fourty fucking years old! She sent me a message saying she likes my profile and thinks I'm cute. Ewwwwwwww.

:wtfsign: is this? I mean, my god, she's old enough to be one of my parents. :vomit: My parents are in their early 50s, but they had me a lot later than is biologically possible.
I didn't object to it because a twenty-one year old didn't want to sleep with a forty year old, but because he chose to portray a (probably) nice woman's offer as being so far beneath his consideration. If SkepticJ is old enough to be playing around on dating sites, he's old enough to deal with the many and varied responses he might get. He invited women to show an interest in him, and then trashed one when she did, just because she didn't meet the exact criteria he was looking for. If all he wanted to say was that he felt the offer was not for him, that would have been one thing, but describing it with a puking smiley and "Ewwwwwwww" just seemed to cross the line of good taste.

That said, Skep already clarified that he was kidding.

[freemonkey]

Legs made a stupid argument in a thread SkepticJ started
Do you really not know the difference between funny and serious debate?

to make her feel better about herself for being forty,
That's a stretch. And its a ridiculous one at that. She made the joke because she's damn funny.

and I rebutted the argument.
You "rebutted" a joke

As far as I know, everybody I've engaged in discussion since then is at least 35, its called, they have a personal investment in trying to make the OP look bad without rational argumentation to that effect but when they pat each other the back, they are quite convinced they've done quite well.
Like those people who have a personal investment in being right even when they're wrong?

Besides, look around you, not exactly a jumpin' place. One has to create their own things to do.
Like rebutting jokes

It's almost an FF activity, no? Get on Sweetie's case, hehe.
I thought we were arguing and rebutting and using logic, and stuff. :chin: I'm just sorry that I wasn't able to participate in yesterday's discussion. Lots of good stuff there. :darn:

[Leesifer]

Don't worry freemonkey, I'm sure it'll carry on. If not on this thread, then somewhere else.

[ms_ann_thrope]

My question is, who puckers up for a blowjob? Is that how you guys do it over there? :scratch:

I like the pic because to me it looks like I'm speaking but in a kindof caught in the moment thing. Hard to explain. :shrug:No, we don't pucker (and your pic doesn't look like a pucker). But we also generally don't go around with our pieholes agape unless we're mouth-breathers or slack-jawed yokels. So thinking you were striking an about-to-give-BJ pose was actually giving you the benefit of the doubt. :giggle:

[ChuckF]

This thread is like Margot Kidder if Patty Hearst hid her meds. It's that crazy.

[erimir]

All of you deserve a good :spank: :spank: :spank:

[godfry n. glad]

All I have to say is.... Demi Moore (and Ashton Kucher, sixteen years difference).

Come to think of it, Julianne Moore, too. She's two years older than Demi.

And I thought Dingfod and Legs' exchange was funny.

[Plant Woman]

It's life as a realist/rationalist.

More like the life of an insecure, immature person. Get some help.

[JoeP]

Oh no. Oh no no no...

Debbie, I'm not sure you were around the last time someone told Sweetie to get some help. Now we're all going to have to get her to the fishtank and sing.

[D. Scarlatti]

... you were striking an about-to-give-BJ pose ...

That's another thing: some of the oldsters have removable teeth.

[godfry n. glad]

... you were striking an about-to-give-BJ pose ...

That's another thing: some of the oldsters have removable teeth.

So do a fair number of young Canadians.

[D. Scarlatti]

http://www.gambling911.com/hockey-toothless.jpg

Saves on toothpaste.

[Plant Woman]

Oh no. Oh no no no...

Debbie, I'm not sure you were around the last time someone told Sweetie to get some help. Now we're all going to have to get her to the fishtank and sing.

Oops, I think? Fishtank?

Getting help is nothing to be ashamed of, otherwise I would be full of shame.

[D. Scarlatti]

Fishtank?

I think what he meant was, "Crazier than a fish in a carwash."

[Plant Woman]

oooooooo, ok, I think.

[D. Scarlatti]

Actually I have no idea either.

[JoeP]

It was a reference.

[Sweetie]

No, we don't pucker (and your pic doesn't look like a pucker). But we also generally don't go around with our pieholes agape unless we're mouth-breathers or slack-jawed yokels. So thinking you were striking an about-to-give-BJ pose was actually giving you the benefit of the doubt. :giggle:

*cough*

All in all with the:

"Sucker for Punishment" title and the:

"Its a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear," signature, and the, "perhaps I'm a dawg being panted after by dawgs" and on and on, in my mind all the different possible interpretations and innuendo etc., I happen to find amusing.

I also find it amusing that its not appreciated or even liked. We have different senses of humour apparently, its really not that big of a deal in my books and I still think Legs' joke sucks because it had no basis in reality like wit does in order to be funny.

Like saying, how about if you ate a banana, but found out its and orange and you don't like oranges. *wa, wa, wahhhhh*

[Sweetie]

Don't worry freemonkey, I'm sure it'll carry on. If not on this thread, then somewhere else.

Right, I call it generating activity and chewing on thoughts for the sake of chewing on thoughts, whether it causes an uproar or not. Its very, very dull around here otherwise and it keeps me amused at least. This thread would have died a boring, uneventful death like they all do when you guys get a hold of 'em.

I mean seriously, three threads I might be interested in at present, each with maybe one new post. It may cause you constipation but otherwise listening to you guys do nothing but pat each other on the backs is not all that inspiring or informative. We call it conversation where I come from, and discussion and debate on other boards.

Otherwise, lets just call it activity, and hey, guess what?

I'm a sport. :cheerful:

:P

[freemonkey]

Otherwise, lets just call it activity, and hey, guess what?

I'm a sport. :cheerful:

:P
Sweetieball! :balls3:

[Sweetie]

Sweetieball! :balls3:

Exactly. That's how cool you are. :yup:

I don't know about you, but we left those green losers on the playground.

[Leesifer]

Don't worry freemonkey, I'm sure it'll carry on. If not on this thread, then somewhere else.

Right, I call it generating activity and chewing on thoughts for the sake of chewing on thoughts, whether it causes an uproar or not. Its very, very dull around here otherwise and it keeps me amused at least. This thread would have died a boring, uneventful death like they all do when you guys get a hold of 'em.

I mean seriously, three threads I might be interested in at present, each with maybe one new post. It may cause you constipation but otherwise listening to you guys do nothing but pat each other on the backs is not all that inspiring or informative. We call it conversation where I come from, and discussion and debate on other boards.

Otherwise, lets just call it activity, and hey, guess what?

I'm a sport. :cheerful:

:P

Thanks Sweetie. I really don't know what we'd do without you.