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godfry n. glad
03-07-2006, 07:06 PM
Take the test and find out:

http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/

Me? I'm 38% evil; according to my test results, "A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil."

:plotting:

Sweetie
03-07-2006, 07:15 PM
You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!

16% evil

Legs
03-07-2006, 07:16 PM
36% evil :luna:

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

Sock Puppet
03-07-2006, 07:18 PM
Heh. I did this on my evil, secret blog last week.

You Are 78% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-4.jpg

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

Crumb
03-07-2006, 07:22 PM
You've done the "walk of shame"
What is that? :chin:

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In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.
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godfry n. glad
03-07-2006, 07:27 PM
You've done the "walk of shame"
What is that? :chin:

If you have to ask, you haven't done it.


See here: Linky (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=walk+of+shame)

Dingfod
03-07-2006, 07:30 PM
You Are 44% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-3.jpg

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.



Mostly due to youthful indiscretion, I'm sure.

Clutch Munny
03-07-2006, 07:33 PM
66%.

I think it's probably testing memory and self-honesty as much as anything... ;)

Adam
03-07-2006, 07:36 PM
40%, with the same description godfry posted. I'll never turn to the Dark Side at this rate. Bah.

Adam
03-07-2006, 07:42 PM
If you have to ask, you haven't done it.

Huh. I was only familiar with the 'being escorted out of your place of employment by security' sense, not the 'leaving someone's house with the same clothes you had on the night before' sense. I guess I'm slightly more evil than I previously reported.

ceptimus
03-07-2006, 07:50 PM
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I'm less evil than most of you :P
I also must have a guilty conscience. While I was filling in the answers (truthfully) I was thinking, 'What a bastard I am - I bet I'll get a really high evil rating on this test.'

Joshua Adams
03-07-2006, 07:59 PM
***You Are 42% Evil***


You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

Eh. I could use some work, but couldn't we all, except perhaps Sock Puppet.

Sock Puppet
03-07-2006, 08:02 PM
The way I see it, I've got 22% to go.

Joshua Adams
03-07-2006, 08:03 PM
This is the goal:

You Are 100% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-5.jpg

You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!

Julie
03-07-2006, 09:19 PM
You Are 78% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-4.jpg

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

How Evil Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/

meh I'm not suprised.

livius drusus
03-07-2006, 09:26 PM
I'm the glowing-eyed doll. I don't care what the percentage is, that doll is clearly the most evil of the lot.

The Lone Ranger
03-07-2006, 09:39 PM
You Are 8% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-1.jpg

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!


You know, some of those questions are completely unfair, if you ask me.

So I've seen pictures of nekkid women -- that just makes me a heterosexual male. Nothing "evil" in that.

So I'm not religious -- the notion that lack of religious belief makes you in any way "evil" is bigotry, plain and simple.

So I've shot guns. I grew up in a place where everyone hunted. I don't enjoy hunting particularly, but I sometimes enjoy target shooting, and see nothing whatsoever "evil" in that.

Hmp.

Cheers,

Michael

Clutch Munny
03-07-2006, 09:45 PM
I'm less evil than most of you :P
I also must have a guilty conscience. While I was filling in the answers (truthfully) I was thinking, 'What a bastard I am - I bet I'll get a really high evil rating on this test.'


You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil -- just one calorie, not evil enough.

Sock Puppet
03-07-2006, 09:58 PM
You know, some of those questions are completely unfair, if you ask me.
Well, of course they are. Some of those questions are part of the Moral Affirmative Action Program (MAAP) -- they seek to redress the inherent unfairness in the fact that you're so damned wholesome in relation to the rest of us abominations.

BDS
03-07-2006, 10:02 PM
So I've seen pictures of nekkid women -- that just makes me a heterosexual male. Nothing "evil" in that.




Hmmm. Doesn't think looking at pornography is "evil", but can't manage to spell "naked".

Interesting case, this.

Bella
03-07-2006, 10:05 PM
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

pescifish
03-07-2006, 10:31 PM
So I've seen pictures of nekkid women -- that just makes me a heterosexual male. Nothing "evil" in that.Yeah, that was one of the ones that added to my evil. :angel:

You Are 12% Evil

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!
I'm pretty sure I could out-evil all y'all because I see straight into your mushy weak hearts. I could rip them out between the staccato heartbeats of your terror and squish the bloody organs like so much meat ground under the heel of my boot.

But it ain't worth even that miniscule effort.

Adam
03-07-2006, 10:45 PM
Wow. That was an incredibly artful way to work 'meat' into your post. :clap:

justaman
03-07-2006, 11:00 PM
I'm 70% evil but I'd like to say for the record that I'm largely reformed and use my powers for good now.

slimshady2357
03-07-2006, 11:07 PM
You Are 54% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

Could be right, I'll never tell :P

wildernesse
03-07-2006, 11:27 PM
18% evil.

Dingfod
03-08-2006, 12:49 AM
You need a thorough debauching. I'm sure there is no shortage of evildoers willing to take on the task, Wildy.

Lauri D
03-08-2006, 01:41 AM
You Are 44% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-3.jpg

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

How Evil Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/

The arrest was *not* my fault, I tell ya!

livius drusus
03-08-2006, 01:46 AM
Ooh! The glowing-eyed doll! True evil lies within.

ms_ann_thrope
03-08-2006, 01:57 AM
58% Evil.

Sauron
03-08-2006, 03:11 AM
Take the test and find out:

http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/

Me? I'm 38% evil; according to my test results, "A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil."

:plotting:

I'm disappointed. I got the same rating.

DAMMIT! I HAVE AN AVATAR TO LIVE UP TO! :whup:

MonCapitan2002
03-08-2006, 03:32 AM
You Are 30% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-2.jpg

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/ (http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/)

viscousmemories
03-08-2006, 03:52 AM
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viscousmemories
03-08-2006, 03:56 AM
I wasn't really sure how to answer "you've secretly wished someone harm". Does the fact that it's never been a secret that I wish some people harm make it less evil?

pescifish
03-08-2006, 04:12 AM
:yup:

California Tanker
03-08-2006, 04:34 AM
Oh for crying out loud, I did pathetically.

You Are 30% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-2.jpg

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

Shooting a gun is evil?

I wonder what the cat would get on that test?

NTM

erimir
03-08-2006, 05:24 AM
52% evil

I'm surprised that being gay wasn't on there. Surely that has to count for something!

I think being about half evil is dangerous too, cuz unlike the 8% and the 92% people, you can't predict just when we're gonna do something evil or something good.

Sweetie
03-08-2006, 05:27 AM
Oh, ha, just ran into this quote a half hour ago.

"I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight."

godfry n. glad
03-08-2006, 05:27 AM
Oh for crying out loud, I did pathetically.

You Are 30% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-2.jpg

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

Shooting a gun is evil?

I wonder what the cat would get on that test?

NTM

Evidently, shooting a gun and enjoying it ain't that evil. I answered affirmatively on that. Also, I answered affirmatively to being arrested.

...I'm also a smoker and user of an illegal drug.

My cat would score lower than Sweetie.

godfry n. glad
03-08-2006, 05:38 AM
:yup:

agreed

godfry n. glad
03-08-2006, 05:42 AM
52% evil

I'm surprised that being gay wasn't on there. Surely that has to count for something!

I think being about half evil is dangerous too, cuz unlike the 8% and the 92% people, you can't predict just when we're gonna do something evil or something good.

Uh...

Us thirty-somethings got this:

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

Ha! So there.

Ymir's blood
03-08-2006, 11:13 AM
You Are 64% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-4.jpg

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

How Evil Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/

I wouldn't think being arrested would make you more evil, just less proficient at it.

Carnivale Ed
03-08-2006, 11:24 AM
You Are 64% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-4.jpg

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
I got the same score. I guess that makes you my evil twin.

Leesifer
03-08-2006, 12:25 PM
You Are 64% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-4.jpg

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.


And rightly so!

Dingfod
03-08-2006, 12:53 PM
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

Ha! So there.[deep radio voice]Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The shadow knows.[/deep radio voice]

Sock Puppet
03-08-2006, 03:16 PM
The arrest was *not* my fault, I tell ya!
Sure thing, buddy. Everybody's innocent in Shawshank. :wink:

Miisa
03-08-2006, 04:38 PM
"You Are 56% Evil "

- Excellent

ImGod
03-08-2006, 06:13 PM
I scored 58% evil, but the questions are stupid.

There is a huge difference between;

You've shot a gun... and liked it.
and
You've shot a gun... using baby bunnies for target practice .. and liked it.

and

What if you broke the law to get revenge on someone you secretly wished harm on, but didn't get arrested? That should count more than just checking them seperately.

and

It makes a huge difference if this one is figurative or literal.

You've secretly backstabbed a friend.

I think I got ripped off.

godfry n. glad
03-08-2006, 07:06 PM
I scored 58% evil, but the questions are stupid.

There is a huge difference between;

You've shot a gun... and liked it.
and
You've shot a gun... using baby bunnies for target practice .. and liked it.


Ooooo... I've done that. Well not baby bunnies, but bunnies. Should I get more points?

Veritas
03-08-2006, 07:09 PM
I'm 56% evil, but what's the 'walk of shame'? It makes me think of The Weakest Link.

Dingfod
03-08-2006, 07:29 PM
It's having to be seen in yesterday's clothing after an all-night tryst. Personally, I don't have a problem with wearing yesterday's clothing, all-night tryst or not.

godfry n. glad
03-08-2006, 07:57 PM
"Walk with prrride, maan.....Walk with prrrride."

ImGod
03-08-2006, 07:59 PM
I scored 58% evil, but the questions are stupid.

There is a huge difference between;

You've shot a gun... and liked it.
and
You've shot a gun... using baby bunnies for target practice .. and liked it.


Ooooo... I've done that. Well not baby bunnies, but bunnies. Should I get more points?

Bunnies are not as innocent as people make them out to be. They eat everything in sight, crap all over the yard, multiply like...well rabbits, and are extremely dangerous when provoked. Just ask Monty Python.

Leesifer
03-08-2006, 08:27 PM
Yeah but didn't they have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch to deal with their bunny?

TomJoe
03-08-2006, 08:50 PM
Me? I'm 38% evil; according to my test results, "A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil."


Same here.

godfry n. glad
03-08-2006, 08:54 PM
I scored 58% evil, but the questions are stupid.

There is a huge difference between;

You've shot a gun... and liked it.
and
You've shot a gun... using baby bunnies for target practice .. and liked it.


Ooooo... I've done that. Well not baby bunnies, but bunnies. Should I get more points?

Bunnies are not as innocent as people make them out to be.

Yes?

They eat everything in sight,

Not true, they do not eat narcissus.

crap all over the yard,

Yes, Mrs Presky, but it's GREAT shit.

multiply like...well rabbits,

Not when you keep the little boy bunnies and the little girl bunnies separated.

and are extremely dangerous when provoked. Just ask Monty Python.

The only thing they've been dangerous with was indoor electrical cords. Bunnies treat them just like candy.

Then, of course, I wasn't shooting domestic bunnies, I was target practicing on wild jackrabbits...coyote food.

Adam
03-08-2006, 09:04 PM
It's having to be seen in yesterday's clothing after an all-night tryst. Personally, I don't have a problem with wearing yesterday's clothing, all-night tryst or not.

It can also mean being escorted off your employer's premises by security after you've been canned, which is the only meaning I'd heard prior to yesterday.

viscousmemories
03-09-2006, 12:59 AM
I wasn't sure what the walk of shame was, but I checked it because I'm guilty of every possibility I could imagine. If Adam's right though I'm a little less evil than I thought.

freemonkey
03-09-2006, 01:13 AM
You Are 30% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-2.jpg

Yay! I get a fluffy little voodoo doll. I'm probably a little more evil than that, I'm sure there's stuff I've forgotten about.

Megatron
03-29-2006, 07:32 AM
You Are 92% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-5.jpg

You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!


:muahaha:

Puck
03-29-2006, 02:28 PM
***You Are 66% Evil***

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

Dammit, I've been getting soft on my old age. I'm off to kick baby bunnies to make up for it. Screw shotguns, that's too easy.

livius drusus
03-29-2006, 02:42 PM
:runbunny:

The Jesus Lawyer
03-29-2006, 03:02 PM
50%...that made my day. Perfect :)

Shake
03-29-2006, 08:32 PM
Am I evil?

You Are 48% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-3.jpg

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

How Evil Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/

Yeah, I don't see how having shot a gun (or several) makes one evil. Yeah, I liked it, but I've only ever shot at paper targets. I'd do it again, too! :assault:

BigBlue2
03-30-2006, 12:18 AM
You Are 66% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-4.jpg

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

Tanda
03-30-2006, 01:22 AM
You Are 12% Evil
http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-1.jpg

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!

:innocent: :fuming:

livius drusus
03-30-2006, 01:27 AM
I knew the avatar couldn't lie! :pandarol: = :angel:

Plant Woman
03-30-2006, 01:39 AM
What does this mean? You've done the "walk of shame" I didn't check it cuz I figured I didn't do it, cuz I don't even know what it is.

Egads:

You Are 10% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-1.jpg

You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!

Julian
03-30-2006, 05:06 PM
Aw, man. Until I saw Zero Angel's post I really thought I would be the most evil person on FF. It seems I must settle for second evil. Hmph.

***You Are 84% Evil***

You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!

Julian

Anastasia Beaverhausen
03-30-2006, 05:10 PM
32%. A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

I am ashamed.

Smilin
03-30-2006, 05:27 PM
You Are 86% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-5.jpg

You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!

How Evil Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/

I'm evil incarnate!

FEAR ME BIATCHES!!! :lol:

livius drusus
03-30-2006, 05:29 PM
Oh c'mon... Zero and Julian totally put your evil to shame. :staymad:

Smilin
03-30-2006, 05:33 PM
Oh c'mon... Zero and Julian totally put your evil to shame. :staymad:

Really? They didn't have a "bar-b-que em" choice for what to do with cute little bunnies, now did they?

livius drusus
03-30-2006, 06:01 PM
:nope: The test results don't lie, my friend. Everyone knows that.

Shake
03-30-2006, 07:43 PM
I just updated my results above. I needed clarification on a point.

Slokenin
04-16-2006, 06:21 PM
You Are 34% Evil

http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-2.jpg

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. :whup:

Tanda
04-16-2006, 06:47 PM
http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-1.jpg
You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm.
Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want!

Miisa
04-16-2006, 06:59 PM
Tanda, you already did it on the previous page. Trying to get an improved result? :giggles: