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erimir
03-08-2006, 06:56 AM
This should be interesting. Inspired by bree asking about masturbating at work.

If you pick the last choice, you ARE REQUIRED to provide a description in a post!

And yes, I am a pervert, for making this poll, and for what I answered. And yes, while most of us probably haven't done it in a number of those places, I am certain it's been done before!

I would probably have done it in a church, but I wasn't raised in a church-going household. But it's an aspiration of mine to do it one at some point (in the restroom of course, I'm not THAT perverted) :P

*edit* note, the school bus category should just be any kind of bus, that's an error.

I guess I also should've included hotel rooms... darn. And instead of "restaurant", it should be "At the table during a meal (restaurant/social function/etc.)".

If possible I'd like to get rid of the government building category (as interesting as it would be if you did it at a courthouse or what have you) and replace it with hotel/motel/etc. which I'm sure which would get many responses.

I assure you that I would have checked it if it was there.

livius drusus
03-08-2006, 12:30 PM
I can make those changes if you'd like, erimir.

Dingfod
03-08-2006, 12:43 PM
REQUIRED?

D. Scarlatti
03-08-2006, 02:01 PM
Why would such a thing be interesting to anybody?

viscousmemories
03-08-2006, 02:12 PM
I've mostly masturbated between my legs, but not exclusively.

Legs
03-08-2006, 02:37 PM
You may need an all of the above for the youngin's

Dingfod
03-08-2006, 02:41 PM
What's "youngin's" got to do with it? There is much more at risk legally now than when us oldsters were "youngin's".

livius drusus
03-09-2006, 11:36 AM
If possible I'd like to get rid of the government building category (as interesting as it would be if you did it at a courthouse or what have you) and replace it with hotel/motel/etc. which I'm sure which would get many responses.
Since someone had already voted for the govt building option, I didn't delete it. Hotel added, and bus and restaurant options corrected. :)

TomJoe
03-09-2006, 04:58 PM
Where is the "I have never masturbated." option?

Dingfod
03-09-2006, 05:05 PM
I do not masturbate here or there
I do not masturbate just anywhere
I do not masturbate in a boat
I would not, could not, masturbate with a goat

I will not masturbate in the rain
I do not masturbate on a train
I do not masturbate in a box
I will not masturbate with a fox

I do not masturbate in a house
I would not, could not, with a mouse
I do masturbate with green eggs and ham
I do not masturbate any more
Or any less, Sam I am.

Waluigi
03-09-2006, 06:39 PM
Is there going to be a contest for who can check off every item on that list first? Some of those would be tough, especially if you're not in school anymore (or you don't have a job).

I don't think I could do the public place, so I probably wouldn't win.

erimir
03-10-2006, 02:48 AM
Where is the "I have never masturbated." option?
Don't respond if you haven't.

And... lol.

Like we need it.

But
03-10-2006, 04:02 AM
Get a job so you can wank at work fer chrissakes!

Slokenin
03-10-2006, 07:14 PM
I ticked 16 (yeh yeh I'm a wanker) I'll get that one in first.
The last option, not very daring or unusual I suppose; in a tent. :wank:
I once had full sex with my wife on a coach traveling from London to Carlisle
but that's not masterbating so I didn't tick the box. :sex:

erimir
03-11-2006, 02:27 AM
What do you guys think is more dangerous - masturbating while driving, or talking on a cell phone while driving?

:D

Dingfod
03-11-2006, 03:17 AM
Masturbating with a cellphone, definitely.

pescifish
03-11-2006, 06:59 PM
I don't have any good answers for this poll regarding masturbation. But it was interesting running down the list as if I were answering 'sex with partner'.

Johnny Pneumatic
03-14-2006, 02:22 AM
I've done it in a lot of those, and one that would fall under "other": a funeral home. I'd have done it in more places, but the last time I was on a boat or in a jet I was about half the age I am now and didn't know what to do with my erection.

Megatron
03-15-2006, 06:59 AM
...damn near the whole list.