Where have you masturbated?

[erimir]

This should be interesting. Inspired by bree asking about masturbating at work.

If you pick the last choice, you ARE REQUIRED to provide a description in a post!

And yes, I am a pervert, for making this poll, and for what I answered. And yes, while most of us probably haven't done it in a number of those places, I am certain it's been done before!

I would probably have done it in a church, but I wasn't raised in a church-going household. But it's an aspiration of mine to do it one at some point (in the restroom of course, I'm not THAT perverted) :P

*edit* note, the school bus category should just be any kind of bus, that's an error.

I guess I also should've included hotel rooms... darn. And instead of "restaurant", it should be "At the table during a meal (restaurant/social function/etc.)".

If possible I'd like to get rid of the government building category (as interesting as it would be if you did it at a courthouse or what have you) and replace it with hotel/motel/etc. which I'm sure which would get many responses.

I assure you that I would have checked it if it was there.

[livius drusus]

I can make those changes if you'd like, erimir.

[Dingfod]

REQUIRED?

[D. Scarlatti]

Why would such a thing be interesting to anybody?

[viscousmemories]

I've mostly masturbated between my legs, but not exclusively.

[Legs]

You may need an all of the above for the youngin's

[Dingfod]

What's "youngin's" got to do with it? There is much more at risk legally now than when us oldsters were "youngin's".

[livius drusus]

If possible I'd like to get rid of the government building category (as interesting as it would be if you did it at a courthouse or what have you) and replace it with hotel/motel/etc. which I'm sure which would get many responses.
Since someone had already voted for the govt building option, I didn't delete it. Hotel added, and bus and restaurant options corrected. :)

[TomJoe]

Where is the "I have never masturbated." option?

[Dingfod]

I do not masturbate here or there
I do not masturbate just anywhere
I do not masturbate in a boat
I would not, could not, masturbate with a goat

I will not masturbate in the rain
I do not masturbate on a train
I do not masturbate in a box
I will not masturbate with a fox

I do not masturbate in a house
I would not, could not, with a mouse
I do masturbate with green eggs and ham
I do not masturbate any more
Or any less, Sam I am.

[Waluigi]

Is there going to be a contest for who can check off every item on that list first? Some of those would be tough, especially if you're not in school anymore (or you don't have a job).

I don't think I could do the public place, so I probably wouldn't win.

[erimir]

Where is the "I have never masturbated." option?
Don't respond if you haven't.

And... lol.

Like we need it.

[But]

Get a job so you can wank at work fer chrissakes!

[Slokenin]

I ticked 16 (yeh yeh I'm a wanker) I'll get that one in first.
The last option, not very daring or unusual I suppose; in a tent. :wank:
I once had full sex with my wife on a coach traveling from London to Carlisle
but that's not masterbating so I didn't tick the box. :sex:

[erimir]

What do you guys think is more dangerous - masturbating while driving, or talking on a cell phone while driving?

:D

[Dingfod]

Masturbating with a cellphone, definitely.

[pescifish]

I don't have any good answers for this poll regarding masturbation. But it was interesting running down the list as if I were answering 'sex with partner'.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

I've done it in a lot of those, and one that would fall under "other": a funeral home. I'd have done it in more places, but the last time I was on a boat or in a jet I was about half the age I am now and didn't know what to do with my erection.

[Megatron]

...damn near the whole list.