Have you ever been so horny....

[happykat]

....that you were afraid to touch yourself?

[Adora]

... No, can't say I have.

[Slokenin]

Nah, usualy just have a wank.

[Dingfod]

Re: the OP:

Inconceivable!

[Shake]

Re: the OP:

Inconceivable!
:yeahthat:

[Johnny Pneumatic]

....that you were afraid to touch yourself?


That's impossible. Now what is possible is to be so horny that if I'd just give it a little grab and work it up and down a few times I'd blow my load. That's pretty damn horny. I'm talking broom handle stiff.

[erimir]

I think the opposite is more likely: that I'd be so horny I'd be afraid to NOT touch myself.

[MooseIBe]

can't say I have really :)

[Legs]

I've made an appointment to have happykat spayed.

[godfry n. glad]

I've made an appointment to have happykat spayed.

Well, at least we now know the source of that smile and the "happy" prefix.

[Texas Lynn]

No, can't say I have.

[Dingfod]

... that you couldn't get off even after rubbing yourself raw?


Damn Zoloft.

[bobeh]

Yes

[peepnklown]

How you ever been so horny you were afraid for the neighborhood cat?

[Legs]

Leave us alone.
:2faces:

[Will]

Ummm.... no. I can't say I've ever been in that position. Is this something that has ever really actually happened to someone? I mean, I've been so depressed I couldn't eat, sleep, or get my mail, but there's always been room for self-luvin'! (sorry if that was too much info, I just wanted to play my case.) :wink:

[Legs]

but there's always been room for self-luvin'!

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

[Will]

Where there's a Will, there's a way.
Ah, that may be :yup: , but my way is usually pretty crooked, complicated, legnthy, and uneven. I'd appreciate it if they had a golf-cart for paths in life! :D