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D. Scarlatti
04-06-2006, 04:40 PM
There hasn't been a decent flame war around here in a coon's age.

You assholes.

viscousmemories
04-06-2006, 04:44 PM
Why's it gotta be a coon's age, racist?

D. Scarlatti
04-06-2006, 04:45 PM
I thought that was short for raccoon, you Oriental.

viscousmemories
04-06-2006, 04:46 PM
Of course you did.
:Cartler:

D. Scarlatti
04-06-2006, 04:50 PM
Mar. 22, 2006 St. Louis talk show host Dave Lenihan, discussing Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice as a potential NFL commissioner, said: "She loves football. She's African-American, which would kind of be a big coon." He repeated: "A big coon."

I wonder where that came from.

Hey that's smiley's offensive by the way. Not as bad as Michael Jackson, but still.

Tanda
04-06-2006, 04:56 PM
I thought that was short for raccoon, you Oriental.

You mean Asian, right? :whup:

viscousmemories
04-06-2006, 04:58 PM
What've you got against Asians, Tanda? :glare:

D. Scarlatti
04-06-2006, 05:00 PM
You mean Asian, right? :whup:

Hey now. I didn't say start a flame war here, I was just bemoaning the fact of their scarcity.

Actually I meant Texas redneck Republican.

Tanda
04-06-2006, 05:10 PM
:cry: Sorry...

"You assholes" looked like an invitation to me. Although, to be clear, I do not consider myself an asshole. :wink:

Waluigi
04-06-2006, 05:11 PM
Can't we all just get along? Why do all the shitheads gotta come in here and dirty up the place?

Dingfod
04-06-2006, 05:11 PM
Sure you're not.

D. Scarlatti
04-06-2006, 05:13 PM
"You assholes" looked like an invitation to me.

:laugh:

Tanda
04-06-2006, 05:19 PM
Can't we all just get along? Why do all the shitheads gotta come in here and dirty up the place?

What's a forum without shitheads?? :funface:

Leesifer
04-06-2006, 05:22 PM
You're all a bunch of shitbags.

There I said it.

Dingfod
04-06-2006, 05:26 PM
"Them's fightin' words, r-r-r-rabbit!"

D. Scarlatti
04-06-2006, 05:28 PM
I want to change my name to Incontinentius Buttocks.

Dingfod
04-06-2006, 05:29 PM
Quick, livius or vm, do it. Do it before he changes his mind.

D. Scarlatti
04-06-2006, 05:31 PM
lol I guess they can do that, can't they.

Good thing I don't have the controls.

Tanda
04-06-2006, 05:39 PM
Good thing I don't have the controls.
:eek: Scary thought...

:giggle:

Kevlar
04-06-2006, 05:39 PM
Hey now. I didn't say start a flame war here, I was just bemoaning the fact of their scarcity.

Actually I meant Texas redneck Republican.

I think you clearly threw down the gauntlet.

I'll see your "asshole", and raise you a "shit stain".

Sock Puppet
04-06-2006, 05:44 PM
What kind of shithead starts a dumbassed thread like this? Cow. Whore. Cow-whore.

D. Scarlatti
04-06-2006, 05:47 PM
Cow-whore.

Doesn't he coach the Steelers?

Tanda
04-06-2006, 05:48 PM
Shove a sock in it! :ptht:

/thinks she probably sucks at flaming, but finds the thread irresistable.

D. Scarlatti
04-06-2006, 05:49 PM
... finds the thread irresistible.

Let that be a lesson to you, Crumb.

Dingfod
04-06-2006, 05:59 PM
So lame, so tame, so typical.

Clutch Munny
04-06-2006, 05:59 PM
I'll see your "asshole", and raise you a "shit stain".

This is beginning to read like a DHS email love note.

livius drusus
04-06-2006, 06:03 PM
If you're suggesting he shove a sock in the cow-whore, I'd say that's a damn good flame, Tanda. :immolate:

D. Scarlatti
04-06-2006, 06:15 PM
Or shove a cow in that Sock whore.

Tanda
04-06-2006, 06:25 PM
If you're suggesting he shove a sock in the cow-whore, I'd say that's a damn good flame, Tanda. :immolate:
Thanks! Oh yeah, and :fuckyou:

:D

Kevlar
04-06-2006, 06:32 PM
I'll see your "asshole", and raise you a "shit stain".

This is beginning to read like a DHS email love note.

I know you are, but what am I. (where the hell is the Pee-Wee Herman smilie?)

Sock Puppet
04-06-2006, 06:47 PM
Or shove a cow in that Sock whore.
Spare me your sick fantasies, you bovinophiliac, wannabe puppet-stuffer.

D. Scarlatti
04-06-2006, 06:55 PM
:sheepshag: - :sheep: + :cow: = :yup:



:wave:

Dingfod
04-06-2006, 07:51 PM
What is this, Brokeback Forum?

BDS
04-06-2006, 08:10 PM
In anthropological literature, “joking relationships” are well known. Determined by kinship, those who are in a “joking relationship” are required by custom to insult and revile each other whenever they meet. Further, they are required NOT to take offense when they are insulted and reviled by their “joking partner”.

Structurally, joking relationships are often required of, for example, members of a clan that is a ‘brother clan’ to a ‘brother clan’. Sometimes in-laws are required to “joke” with one another. The structurally relevant feature of such relationships is that they are not too distant or too close. The ‘brother clan’ to a ‘brother clan’ may also be a ‘brother clan’ to potential enemies, for example. In-laws also have mixed loyalties.

We’ve all seen this kind of behavior in our own society. “Jack, you old rascal! How are you?” “Bill, you pathetic creature! What crimes are you up to these days?”

In our society, as in those in which joking relationships are more formally structured, the insults imply a certain closeness. The computer nerd who can call the football star, “You hairy ol' son-of-a-bitch” proves that he is close enough to the star not to get pounded. The anthropological literature also suggests that the insults imply a certain repressed hostility (or potential hostility), as well as a certain proof of closeness.

I will leave the implications of the anthropological literature on “joking relationships” to this thread to the collective imagination.

Kevlar
04-06-2006, 08:25 PM
What is this, Brokeback Forum?

:cowboy: + :cowboy: =

I wish I could quit you
:69:

Anastasia Beaverhausen
04-06-2006, 08:27 PM
You all suck cock. :glare:

Your mother was a fetid whore, and your father sodomized himself with garden tools!

livius drusus
04-06-2006, 08:31 PM
Psst... Dingfod! I think he's hitting on you. :confide:

Oh, and BDS, is it possible for you to shut your yap for one second, you pompous windshitbag?

Miisa
04-06-2006, 09:36 PM
What's going on here? Some sort of wankers' general meeting?

Dingfod
04-06-2006, 09:54 PM
You are.

Clutch Munny
04-06-2006, 10:24 PM
I deride all y'all's truth-handling abilities. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

livius drusus
04-06-2006, 10:37 PM
Druggie.

justaman
04-06-2006, 10:49 PM
Dago skank.

livius drusus
04-06-2006, 10:51 PM
At least I didn't live in my mother's gooey uterus for a year after my birth.

justaman
04-06-2006, 10:52 PM
:glare:

It's comfy in there!

Crumb
04-06-2006, 11:08 PM
ew.

Dingfod
04-06-2006, 11:09 PM
Pantywaste!



No, that's not misspelt.

fromdownunder
04-07-2006, 02:03 AM
This is not a flame war.

THIS: [http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?t=3713&highlight=Norm
is a flame war.

Norm

livius drusus
04-07-2006, 02:09 AM
Half a decade on discussion boards and you still haven't figured out the BB code, eh, Norm? I call that pathetic.

justaman
04-07-2006, 02:12 AM
I call it gay.

fromdownunder
04-07-2006, 02:43 AM
Half a decade on discussion boards and you still haven't figured out the BB code, eh, Norm? I call that pathetic.

Walking around on your head all day does have it's side effects, drongo.

Norm

viscousmemories
04-07-2006, 03:08 AM
Hey if you don't like it here why don't you make like a tree and go fuck yourself?

MonCapitan2002
04-07-2006, 03:13 AM
Mar. 22, 2006 St. Louis talk show host Dave Lenihan, discussing Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice as a potential NFL commissioner, said: "She loves football. She's African-American, which would kind of be a big coon." He repeated: "A big coon."

I wonder where that came from.

Hey that's smiley's offensive by the way. Not as bad as Michael Jackson, but still.
I agree completely you shit eater. Nothing is more offensive than Michael Jackson. Except for Mormon underwear. They must have been thought up by Satan itself. :shudder:

MonCapitan2002
04-07-2006, 03:17 AM
If you're suggesting he shove a sock in the cow-whore, I'd say that's a damn good flame, Tanda. :immolate:
Daamn! This place has a smilie for everything. :wriggle:. I just needed to point that out. Is this smilie new? The thing is awesomeness refined.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled flame war.

justaman
04-07-2006, 03:32 AM
Shut up.

MonCapitan2002
04-07-2006, 03:36 AM
Eat shit and take a cock up your ass.

justaman
04-07-2006, 03:48 AM
Why are you on hidden, spanky? Who do you think cares if you're online or not?

viscousmemories
04-07-2006, 03:54 AM
East shit and take a cock up your ass.
What about the west shit, homophobe?

MonCapitan2002
04-07-2006, 04:07 AM
Don't you dare edit my post to make it look like I said east you dipshit! :glare: I said "eat shit". So you can take some cock in that ass to you, you, you assbag!

MonCapitan2002
04-07-2006, 04:08 AM
Why are you on hidden, spanky? Who do you think cares if you're online or not?
I am not on hidden. It's just that I am so ninja you can't see me you worthless puddle of malodorous sludge!

Tanda
04-07-2006, 05:10 AM
Go spank your disco monkey.

MonCapitan2002
04-07-2006, 09:49 AM
Go spank your disco monkey.
:shakefist: Shut your piehole you asthetically pleasing panda lover!

Kevlar
04-07-2006, 01:21 PM
This is the most pathetic excuse for a flame war ever. My grandmother can flame better than you people.

livius drusus
04-07-2006, 01:38 PM
That's because she's a whore.

Kevlar
04-07-2006, 01:44 PM
:drevil: Your mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet

fromdownunder
04-07-2006, 01:44 PM
Your wife is a whore. No that's not good.

Your children are whores. Not quite there either.

I know, your mistress is a whore!

And, drawing out the Big Guns:

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."


Norm

livius drusus
04-07-2006, 01:46 PM
Come up with your own flames, cheater.
:ni:

Kevlar
04-07-2006, 01:51 PM
Your momma's so fat that when she hauls ass, she's gotta make two trips

Tanda
04-07-2006, 02:29 PM
My grandmother can suck donkey better than you people.

...

Kevlar
04-07-2006, 02:37 PM
I spank disco monkeys.

:harder: + :dancmonk: = :pandarol:

Philosophy
04-07-2006, 02:37 PM
I thought that was short for raccoon, you Oriental.

You mean Asian, right? :whup:

'Oriental' was originally the RIGHT term to call people of the Far East (i.e. China, Japan, etc.) 'Asian' was only used to denote people of the Near East (i.e. India). It's classical, Oriental.

Tanda
04-07-2006, 02:41 PM
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/image.php?u=922&dateline=1139408586 =:biker2:

livius drusus
04-07-2006, 02:41 PM
It's classical, Oriental.
Oh crack a book, you past-worshipping ignoramus.

D. Scarlatti
04-07-2006, 02:44 PM
... the Far East ...

It's the Far West, you Eurocentric directionalist.

Philosophy
04-07-2006, 02:44 PM
It's classical, Oriental.
Oh crack a book, you past-worshipping ignoramus.

You modern moon rabbit.

Tanda
04-07-2006, 02:48 PM
You modern moon rabbit.
:whatthe:

ChuckF
04-07-2006, 02:51 PM
Jesus, this thread is way to chummy. Can't a single one of you stupid fucks muster a decent flame? So many of the 'tards around these parts deserve them.

Tanda
04-07-2006, 02:53 PM
Is that your way of confessing that you have nothing substantial to add to the thread, you wretched, vomitous mass?

ChuckF
04-07-2006, 03:02 PM
Oh, I'm sorry, maybe you didn't get the memo. Let me help you.

No one gives a fuck what stupid n00bs have to say, and yes, that means you, stupid n00b

Tanda
04-07-2006, 03:08 PM
That's more like it! :wink:

Kevlar
04-07-2006, 03:10 PM
ChuckF is an expert at being a snotty boor, he lives in France.

livius drusus
04-07-2006, 03:11 PM
:mousecheese: :surrend: :dancmonk:

ChuckF
04-07-2006, 03:12 PM
ChuckF is an expert at being a snotty boor, he lives in France.
I hear you're from Tennessee? I'll flame you just as soon as I can come up with short enough words.

Tanda
04-07-2006, 03:13 PM
:hysteric:

Kevlar
04-07-2006, 03:14 PM
ChuckF is an expert at being a snotty boor, he lives in France.
I hear you're from Tennessee? I'll flame you just as soon as I can come up with short enough words.


La dick wad

ChuckF
04-07-2006, 03:17 PM
:mousecheese: :surrend: :dancmonk:
Yeah, ha ha. That was really funny the first time I said it last year (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123195&postcount=11). Am I supposed to be honored that you're ripping off my material now?

viscousmemories
04-07-2006, 03:17 PM
It's spelled "le", Kev, and dickwad is one word.

ChuckF
04-07-2006, 03:19 PM
La dick wad
Hey, way to go pal, that was almost a sentence and half way to being witty! At this rate you'll be a functional human being any day now. You keep at it.

ChuckF
04-07-2006, 03:23 PM
It's spelled "le", Kev, and dickwad is one word.
Like the rest of the world, I put vm's tiresome self-righteousness on ignore long ago. So all I see is:

It's , Kev, .

Please, no one fill me in.

Beth
04-07-2006, 03:24 PM
Hey, cheese-eating surrender monkey, kiss my freedom fries!

Kevlar
04-07-2006, 03:25 PM
:mousecheese: :surrend: :dancmonk:

I know I should be flaming you here, but I have to say that is just too fucking funny.

Beth
04-07-2006, 03:28 PM
Oh shit, I hadn't read this thread. I did not see the surrender monkey

Tanda
04-07-2006, 03:28 PM
Hey, Up-Chuck. What's up with your icon? Looks like Billy Boy's afraid to take a shit. Are you using that icon because you can relate? Just asking...

Kevlar
04-07-2006, 03:32 PM
They're all afraid to shit in France because they don't have toilet paper.

ChuckF
04-07-2006, 03:35 PM
Damn, you people are simple.

Tanda, I already told you: your input is irrelevant.

NC_Kev: Over here boy :coolsun: (see how nice and shiny it is?). Yeah, now that I've got your attention. :2birds:

Beth you rock and it's really hard to flame you, I'm sorry, but I gotta try: Way to stay relevant with the cheese-eating surrender monkeys. That's really awesome, they way you incorporated that current event from 2003 right into the discourse. Is that still in the headlines over in Stepford? I mean, it's a little extra lame, since it had already been used in the thread, but still...how's 1/4 credit sound? but seriously I wanna see the Great Wall pics

Tanda
04-07-2006, 03:41 PM
Tanda, I already told you: your input is irrelevant.


Then why do you keep responding, you monkey-raping retard?

Kevlar
04-07-2006, 03:44 PM
Chuck, I'm just saying I understand why you are bitter. Having cold water shot up your ass everytime you take a dump, has got to make your sphincter very spastic.

livius drusus
04-07-2006, 03:47 PM
Am I supposed to be honored that you're ripping off my material now?
It's called an homage, pencil-dick. Now, don't you have some Nazis to accomodate?

ChuckF
04-07-2006, 03:49 PM
Then why do you keep responding, you monkey-raping retard?
I'm trying to help you become less of a worthless newbie. It's a hard and selfless task, because believe me, you are a newbie, and boy are you worthless! One day you'll learn how to contribute, and then maybe one day long after that, you'll learn how to put together a decent flame. Like one that doesn't rely on the monkeys that you ripped off of liv's plagairizing.

But if you don't want my help, I won't offer it further. Ta.

ChuckF
04-07-2006, 03:50 PM
Am I supposed to be honored that you're ripping off my material now?
It's called an homage, pencil-dick. Now, don't you have some Nazis to accomodate?
Ah, yes. Shall I set a place for those 100% fascism-free Italians you love so dearly?

livius drusus
04-07-2006, 03:53 PM
Naw. They have standards. Unlike me talking to you.

Leesifer
04-07-2006, 03:55 PM
I'll tell ya what ChuckFuck, I've never read such a bunch of condescending, boring, pointless drivel. You're full of it!

ChuckF
04-07-2006, 03:55 PM
Chuck, I'm just saying I understand why you are bitter. Having cold water shot up your ass everytime you take a dump, has got to make your sphincter very spastic.
I'll turn this incoherent ramble into a lesson for little Tanda.

Tanda, both you and NC_Kev, special boy that he is, rely on sexual and/or scatological (NC_Kev: that means about poop!) attempts at humor in your flames. That is only very rarely the key ingredient to a successful flame. You have to look in to a person's posting history to find something deeply personal about which to mock them.

For example, NC_Kev is from Tennessee. Enough said. And you, you're a stupid n00b. Easy, see?

ChuckF
04-07-2006, 03:56 PM
I'll tell ya what ChuckFuck, I've never read such a bunch of condescending, boring, pointless drivel. You're full of it!
Mrs. Leescombe, I like you very much and I refuse to flame you because I have absolutely no beef with you whatsoever. Because if I did, you would probably boil it and eat it with some kind of congealed blood.

ChuckF
04-07-2006, 03:58 PM
Naw. They have standards.
Ah. So that's why you're stateside.

Tanda
04-07-2006, 04:00 PM
But if you don't want my help, I won't offer it further. Ta.

Go get your pacifier and stop whining. I'll wait.

ChuckF
04-07-2006, 04:04 PM
Folks, this has been surprisingly fun considering that you're all losers. But I gotta run now. I have a date with Madame Bidet. :waterskii:

Tanda
04-07-2006, 04:04 PM
I'll turn this incoherent ramble into a lesson for little Tanda.


And here's a lesson for you: when you use the same insult over and over again and you receive little or no response to it, it's time to move on to a new insult. :wink:

ChuckF
04-07-2006, 04:08 PM
P.S. :grouphug: , freakin' flamers.

Kevlar
04-07-2006, 04:08 PM
Only someone obsessed with poo would use a word like scatological. People who use big words for small ideas are overcompensating for a lack of sex.

See how I worked both poo and sex into the flame?

Kevlar
04-07-2006, 04:09 PM
P.S. :grouphug: , freakin' flamers.

This is the most fun I've had all week.

Smilin
04-07-2006, 04:11 PM
Only someone obsessed with poo would use a word like scatological. People who use big words for small ideas are overcompensating for a lack of sex.

See how I worked both poo and sex into the flame?

Or overcompensating for a small penis. Small penis syndrome is hell isn't it ChuckFuck?

How's the erectile dysfunction treatin yah? :D

And I'll save you the trouble, I currently live in Tennessee myself. :popcorn:

Crumb
04-07-2006, 04:13 PM
I've seen better flames in blizzards in the antarctic! This "flame war" reads like a fuckin' love fest. Who taught you cretins how to flame Mother flippin' Theresa? I can't believe the limp wristed repetitive lame twaddle I am reading. I am disgusted and appalled by the unimaginative claptrap you idiots have been able to dredge out of your drug addled brains.

Rest assured that I will not bother dipping into this cesspool of mediocre ribbing again.

D. Scarlatti
04-07-2006, 04:19 PM
I hate that word, "poo."

Kevlar
04-07-2006, 04:30 PM
I hate that word, "poo."

Thanks for sharing that. BTW, aren't you the poo-brained jackass who started this rotten, poo-infested thread?

Smilin
04-07-2006, 04:37 PM
I've seen better flames in blizzards in the antarctic! This "flame war" reads like a fuckin' love fest. Who taught you cretins how to flame Mother flippin' Theresa?

Your momma did last night while I was humping her... :yup:

I can't believe the limp wristed repetitive lame twaddle I am reading. I am disgusted and appalled by the unimaginative claptrap you idiots have been able to dredge out of your drug addled brains.

Claptrap? hahahahah... you mean your momma right?

Rest assured that I will not bother dipping into this cesspool of mediocre ribbing again.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out! :lecher:

D. Scarlatti
04-07-2006, 04:37 PM
poo-brained jackass

That's Mr. Shit-for-Brains to you, cracker.

D. Scarlatti
04-07-2006, 04:47 PM
I've never read such a bunch of condescending, boring, pointless drivel.

That's a baldfaced lie.

Leesifer
04-07-2006, 04:54 PM
Up yours!




Although you're quite right, obviously.

Puck
04-07-2006, 05:33 PM
Here's (http://amishrakefight.org/gfy/) what I think of you silly girls.
(NSFW, if you are sitting at your desk, stealing company time, and I know you are, you thieving bastard)

Amateurs

MonCapitan2002
04-07-2006, 05:47 PM
Go kiss my ass you stupid shit for brains worthless ass licking cocksucking motherfucker! Your worthless drivel isn't worth the bandwidth it drains, Why not go to a forum (http://www.rr-bb.com) with the other mental midgets and retards you belong with. Get the fuck out of here you diseased pus infested leprous freak!

fromdownunder
04-08-2006, 12:42 AM
I came to this board to get away from wankers like you who have nothing better to do than insult others.

Well, that's it! I'm leaving.

You can all go take a flying fuck in a fuck factory.

Norm

livius drusus
04-08-2006, 12:43 AM
Wussy. At least have the gonads to demand to be banned.

fromdownunder
04-08-2006, 02:01 AM
If I did that, moron, it would be just one over rated egotistical prick thinking he has gotten rid of a dickhead.

Doing it MY way, means that I have gotten rid of an entire useless second rate crappy BB. That's REAL bloody power, and more in line with my solipsist beliefs.

Norm

Dingfod
04-08-2006, 02:02 AM
Norm, what a misnomer.

fromdownunder
04-08-2006, 02:35 AM
Thank you Dingfod.

Did I just ruin this thread by being polite, and not using a fucking expletive?

Norm

Dingfod
04-08-2006, 02:37 AM
Fuck no, you unadmirable twit. Expletives are explicitely not required to be an idiot. "Norm"... if that is your real name.

livius drusus
07-26-2006, 03:07 AM
Scarlatti makes out with Matt Staver. A lot. With tongue.

D. Scarlatti
07-26-2006, 03:12 AM
No, former hardass, you're thinking of Anita L. Staver.

Crumb
07-26-2006, 03:13 AM
What's wrong with you, liv? You habitual hampster sodomizer, did you walk into this thread and think it was the "Start a Rumor" thread? :dopey:

Leesifer
07-26-2006, 03:14 AM
Oh for fucks sake you know you're all a bunch of SHITTERS anyway.

livius drusus
07-26-2006, 03:22 AM
What's wrong with you, liv? You habitual hampster sodomizer, did you walk into this thread and think it was the "Start a Rumor" thread? :dopey:

Who am I talking to now? Are the voices telling you you're Crumb or Dingfod today?

quiet bear
07-26-2006, 03:22 AM
I'm surprised at all you people.


Not really.

livius drusus
07-26-2006, 03:26 AM
Are you sure your Indian name isn't talks smack bear?

quiet bear
07-26-2006, 03:30 AM
you sure your name isn't Liv Walton?

livius drusus
07-26-2006, 04:19 AM
I like you, quiet bear. You're a nice guy. Way too nice for this thread. :patpat:

quiet bear
07-26-2006, 04:21 AM
Yea, Liv Walton is about as mean as it gets for me. LOL.

happykat
07-26-2006, 04:36 AM
*sneaks a peak around the corner into thread*

:mindblow:

*silently tip-toes out of thread*

beyelzu
07-26-2006, 07:39 PM
fuckin a, happykat,

way to not actually make a flameful post, what are you too fucking good to even flame us :shakefist:


:tmgrin:

Kevlar
07-26-2006, 07:47 PM
you guys are a bunch of drooling hermaphroditic troglodites.

Crumb
07-26-2006, 07:50 PM
I have it on good authority that happykat is neither happy nor a "kat" (whatever the fuck that is) but is instead a miserable bastard.

beyelzu
07-26-2006, 07:51 PM
like youre one to talk kev, i have seen those pictures of your dual genital action online.

Shelli
07-26-2006, 07:52 PM
What a bunch a dramastoephoeren.. :melo:

Kevlar
07-26-2006, 07:55 PM
like youre one to talk kev, i have seen those pictures of your dual genital action online.

I've got a single genital action proposal for you... my dick, your mouth

beyelzu
07-26-2006, 07:58 PM
the only round hard thing that goes in my mouth are cigarettes.

you fucking retard


:tmgrin:

Shelli
07-26-2006, 08:03 PM
the only round hard thing that goes in my mouth are cigarettes.
After you suck his cock? :blowme: :P

Kevlar
07-26-2006, 08:03 PM
What a bunch a dramastoephoeren.. :melo:

you're just making words up

Kevlar
07-26-2006, 08:06 PM
the only round hard thing that goes in my mouth are cigarettes.

you fucking retard


:tmgrin:

There's another hard thing you really should consider putting in your mouth... a toothbrush

Shelli
07-26-2006, 08:13 PM
What a bunch a dramastoephoeren.. :melo:

you're just making words up

Ooops... I forgot the space...

Drama stoephoeren. :P

... or a dash... I'm not sure which...

Drama-stoephoeren. :wink:

Spenser
07-26-2006, 08:15 PM
You're all fucktards!

The last time you used chapstick it was actually my duck butter...

Shelli
07-26-2006, 08:21 PM
You're all fucktards!

The last time you used chapstick it was actually my duck butter...
"duck butter"?? And I'm making up words?? Tard. :dopey:

Dingfod
07-26-2006, 08:25 PM
That has to be the lamest attempt at flaming since my Bic lighter ran out of butane. My sister's dog could do better than that and he's dead.

Sock Puppet
07-26-2006, 08:34 PM
Yeah, you have a lot of uses for a dead dog, dontcha you pervert?

beyelzu
07-26-2006, 08:36 PM
sock,

heres a lollipop now go fuck off and let the grownups talk

Sock Puppet
07-26-2006, 08:42 PM
I'm not going suck anything of yours, so quit begging for it, shitnipple.

Kevlar
07-26-2006, 08:46 PM
shitnipple? Is that the pointy thing on top of a steaming pile?

What kind of fuckwad comes up with a word like shitnipple?

Sock Puppet
07-26-2006, 08:52 PM
Too many syllables for you, eh? Maybe your Special Ed teacher can explain it to you.

livius drusus
07-26-2006, 08:55 PM
Okay, y'all, let's take a moment to chill and clear our heads. What we need to determine here is who is the bigger fuckwad? The one who introduces shitnipple into the thread, or the one who repeats it 80 fucking times while bitching about how much it sucks?

Because my vote goes to the latter, Kev, you fuckwad.

Kevlar
07-26-2006, 08:58 PM
It's no wonder you have so much trouble in the backwards counting thread liv, you can't count forward. 2 comes after 1, not 80.

Dingfod
07-26-2006, 09:02 PM
I agree with liv, anyone that stupid deserves all the shit they get.

Shelli
07-26-2006, 09:02 PM
HEY! Don't be insulting liv, you asshole! :fuming:

Do you know, they ruined the perfect asshole when they put teeth in your mouth. :mocking:

Dingfod
07-26-2006, 09:04 PM
Pay attention, you braindead idjit. I posted after Kev and your aim is bad. I feel like I've been splooged on by squirt bottle mayonnaise or something of that level of intelligence.

Shelli
07-26-2006, 09:09 PM
Love your avatar, Dingfod. If my dog had a face like that I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.. :ugly:

Kevlar
07-26-2006, 09:11 PM
fucking sycophants! Since you are both dingleberries, you are right where you belong, clinging to liv's ass.

Dingfod
07-26-2006, 09:12 PM
That insult is so old it smells of mildew and decay over the internet. It reeeeeeks.

beyelzu
07-26-2006, 09:13 PM
you dont appreciate deadwood.

Dingfod
07-26-2006, 09:14 PM
fucking sycophants! Since you are both dingleberries, you are right where you belong, clinging to liv's ass.You're just jealous because you have no excuse for smelling like ass.

D. Scarlatti
07-26-2006, 09:14 PM
God Hates :ff:ags

:ffangry:

Dingfod
07-26-2006, 09:16 PM
you dont appreciate deadwood.That was a low blow, bro. And totally unenlightened. Perhaps a windshield is in order for your navel, so you can see with your head so far up your ass.

Kevlar
07-26-2006, 09:16 PM
God Hates :ff:ags

:ffangry:

Dingfod is from Oklahomo

Dingfod
07-26-2006, 09:17 PM
At least I'm not the reason it was named that, unlike someone who just posted before me.

D. Scarlatti
07-26-2006, 09:18 PM
Your head's so far up liv's ass you can almost see vm.

Dingfod
07-26-2006, 09:20 PM
The only way you'd know that is if you got there first.

Dingfod
07-26-2006, 09:53 PM
What a bunch of pansie-assed losers you all are, letting me have the last word for better than 30 minutes.

Sock Puppet
07-26-2006, 10:08 PM
Everybody was just letting your lame post speak for itself.

Dingfod
07-26-2006, 10:21 PM
I hope you didn't strain your brain cell.

wei yau
07-26-2006, 10:23 PM
Your concern for Sock Puppet rings false to me, I believe you are not sincere.

You, sir, are not forthright.

Dingfod
07-26-2006, 10:43 PM
I find myself with insufficient words to cast aspersions on your character. I suspect there are some, they just do not come readily to mind.

Shelli
07-26-2006, 11:15 PM
Weirdos... :eeklaugh:

Spenser
07-26-2006, 11:16 PM
I find myself with insufficient words to cast aspersions on your character. I suspect there are some, they just do not come readily to mind.

I heard you came in last at the Special Olympics

Dingfod
07-27-2006, 02:02 AM
The only thing that separates man from the apes is the ability to walk upright. You, I'm not so sure about.

EsoCyn
07-27-2006, 07:11 AM
You fucking Bush sychophant.

Dingfod
07-27-2006, 03:24 PM
You failed miserably at picking apart my previous post, which could have easily been done by anyone with a 6th grade education. Get back to me when you've finished grade school.

Shelli
07-28-2006, 08:30 PM
Talking to yourself? Made a friend today I see. :haha:

Dingfod
07-29-2006, 02:19 AM
I'm not even going to dignify that with a remark.

Shelli
07-29-2006, 02:31 AM
I'm not even going to dignify that with a remark.
Erm... you just did... :rolls: :stoopid:

Dingfod
07-29-2006, 02:33 AM
Thank you, Captain Obvious.