A talk about ChuckF thread

[ChuckF]

I was just reading the Watering Hole and the "Compliment the poster above you" thread, and I had a thought: why should I have to compete for attention with people who have much more interesting things to say? That just isn't fair. What is the internet if not a sandbox for my ego to occupy completely? So I came up with this solution to remedy such a gross injustice.

I'll start a thread for people to talk about me. I'm sure that you postsluts will reply to it. :wink: Compliment me, insult me, make commentary on me, write fan fiction featuring me, whatever floats your boat. I demand the attention that I so richly deserve. This is an easier way to do it than carefully thought-out and well-worded replies to topics of interest, and is only slightly less classy than my usual brand of thinly-veiled attention whoring.

I know that liv and vm had to edit FF's slogan because of space restraints, but in this thread it can be restored to its original glory:

think what you like about ChuckF, and say what you think about ChuckF...

C'mon...pleeeeeease :wave:

[Dingfod]

Non, my Frenchified low-pants-wearing-because-you-have-no-butt friend, I will not write about you.

[Tanda]

http://www-jcsu.jesus.cam.ac.uk/~rah56/images/handy/images/attention.jpg

:P

[ChuckF]

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO OF ME?

[Tanda]

/me would like to know if Dingfod can verify that Chuck has no butt.

[Tanda]

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO OF ME?
Your Momma sent it over.

[ChuckF]

Non, my Frenchified low-pants-wearing-because-you-have-no-butt friend, I will not write about you.
Oh, you tease. :tweak:

[Legs]

The first time I really noticed ChuckF was when he shattered my high score at Autobahn :sadcheer: after that I noticed his posts and I was sure hidden within his prose he was taunting me for being a :loser:

After a while, well... come on, Chuck is just too adorable not to like. So I put it all behind me :kssmyass: and got over it. I am over it, :twitch: really I am :noid:

Come here ya big lug :huggle:

[ChuckF]

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO OF ME?
Your Momma sent it over.
Oh, ok. But remember, family reunion photographs always add 10 pounds.

[Dingfod]

* Tanda would like to know if Dingfod can verify that Chuck has no butt.It's what he said here. (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=203937#post203937)

[Crumb]

Hi Chuck. :wave:

[ChuckF]

Legs: :blush:

Hey Crumb! :wave: Tell Homer I said hi.

[Ymir's blood]

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury ChuckF, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with ChuckF. The noble Dingfod
Hath told you ChuckF has no ass:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath ChuckF answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Dingfod and the rest--
For Dingfod is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men--
Come I to speak in ChuckF's funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:

[Tanda]

:bigtears: That.Was.Beautiful.

[ChuckF]

And now, inspired by Ymir's Blood, I present the whole of Julius Caesar, starring the FF Smiley Repertory Theatre Company.



Act I:
:caesar: :envy:

Act II:
:worry:

Act III:
:noway: :shrug:

:walk: :mob: :stab: :ettu: :angrymob: :oscarwin:

Act IV:
:cohnoes:

Act V:
:war: :slice: :caesar:

fin

:bowing:

[Tanda]

:xilophone: :harp: :flautist: :violin: :singing: :trump: :organ: :tuba:

Don't forget the orchestra!!

[livius drusus]

And now, inspired by Ymir's Blood, I present the whole of Julius Caesar, starring the FF Smiley Repertory Theatre Company.



Act I:
:caesar: :envy:

Act II:
:worry:

Act III:
:noway: :shrug:

:walk: :mob: :stab: :ettu: :angrymob: :oscarwin:

Act IV:
:cohnoes:

Act V:
:war: :slice: :caesar:

fin

:bowing:

This is without question the best thing you have ever done or ever will do in your entire life.

[Legs]

That was great Chuck :wriggle:

[ChuckF]

:ffsmile: Cliff Notes are for pussies.

[Tanda]

Chuck, I've been keeping an eye open, and it looks like you almost succeeded in killing your own thread. Don't worry. I performed CPR. :nurse:

So, how did you become so delusional?

[viscousmemories]

No matter what they say, Chuck, you're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like you.

[viscousmemories]

:ffsmile: Cliff Notes are for pussies.
:sadno: For pussies, only the original will do.

[Tanda]

No matter what they say, Chuck, you're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like you.
http://re2.mm-c1.yimg.com/image/1324547758

:D

[ChuckF]

Chuck, I've been keeping an eye open, and it looks like you almost succeeded in killing your own thread. Don't worry. I performed CPR. :nurse:
:phew: That was a close one. I think I overloaded the server's greatness capacity there. Thanks!

So, how did you become so delusional?
Oh, my slow descent into a private world of fantastic and terrifying delusion is a long and rather bland story. I probably picked it up during my brief stint as Prime Minister of Iceland.

But seriously, right now it's Friday, I'm done working, and I leave for vacation tomorrow. Plus, I'm in my manic up-swing right now, so it's all good. :yup: Soon enough I should return to my normal ol' vanilla passive aggressive self and clam up. But until then, party on :partyhat:

[Tanda]

Have a safe trip.

[Dingfod]

So, how did you become so delusional?
Oh, my slow descent into a private world of fantastic and terrifying delusion is a long and rather bland story. I probably picked it up during my brief stint as Prime Minister of Iceland.That's back before you shortened your name from Chuck Fristiansen, right?

[Ymir's blood]

It was originally Fristianovojic but the immigration official misspelled it.

[godfry n. glad]

Who? :blink:

[SharonDee]

To ChuckF: The greatest pseudo-son I ever had! :prost:

[Adam]

Wait...ChuckF is Chuck Fristians? Did I just wing an :angel: by making that connection?

[Dingfod]

No, no, no, he is Chuck Fristiani, Berlisconi's chief political advisor.

[ceptimus]

ChuckF is a worthy Radial Snake (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=play&gameid=27) opponent. :)

[livius drusus]

ChuckF just got his ass whupped by ceptimus.

cep :rarrow: :unzilla: :bmini: :larrow: ChuckF

[ChuckF]

Oh pshaw, 5 points? As soon as I get back to France, I'll beat that.*

*First time anyone has used this sentence in 200 years.

Anyway, what gives? I leave for a couple of days and you people quit talking about me? Pfft.

:whuteva:

[livius drusus]

Chuck's pancreas go into overdrive at the sight of tiny little puppies.

[Legs]

How much can you say about perfection, eh?

[Leesifer]

That ChuckF, well he's a complete ...

... uh oh, he's back on line.

[livius drusus]

That's okay. He digs being villified. I'm pretty sure he touches himself during. :confide:

[Petra]

:laugh:

Brilliant. Just brilliant. :D

[Leesifer]

That's okay. He digs being villified. I'm pretty sure he touches himself during. :confide:

What? Surely not when he's :whisper:

[Puck]

And don't let him get involved in a group hug. He thinks it's a grope hug, ya know.

[livius drusus]

Chuck :rarrow: :gromp: :larrow: the world

[Leesifer]

Now he's given Dingfod bird flu. :birdflu:

[livius drusus]

Is there no end to the depths of Chuck's bastardy?

[godfry n. glad]

I hear he's quite the wit. I can't say I've seen but half of it.

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

ChuckF touched me in my naughty place. :(



Repeatedly. :cry:

[Shake]

And don't let him get involved in a group hug. He thinks it's a grope hug, ya know.
Wait ... they're not???

[livius drusus]

ChuckF hasn't been around in 3 days and now that he's back he's not saying anything. I can't decide if it's cruelty or laziness, but either way, it certainly supports the charge of bastardy. :glare:

[Leesifer]

I say it's both, liv.

Come on Chuck, git posting - you know you want to.

[livius drusus]

Definitely both, and possibly a third horrendous character flaw as well.

[ChuckF]

Sorry, I was rendered speechless by my overwhelming pity of all the folks here who didn't just return from superawesome vacation fun like me. That, and unpacking.

As for this charge of bastardy, I don't comment on ongoing investigations.

[livius drusus]

So you're a lucky bastard as well, then. The least you could do is tell us about the superawesome vacation fun so we can resent you bitterly as we toil.

[Ymir's blood]

I think ChuckF is incredibly smart and I agree with everything he says.

[ChuckF]

I think ChuckF is incredibly smart and I agree with everything he says.
^ This is what I'm talking about. Ymir's blood is an example for all of you.

The least you could do is tell us about the superawesome vacation fun so we can resent you bitterly as we toil.
Oh, y'know, a couple days in Belgium, a couple days in Amsterdam, then coming home for a relaxing long weekend. Nothing to resent really, unless you're not in to paid vacation.

[Legs]

Hi ChuckF :wave: welcome back, did you fly FF Air? :unplane:

[Lauri D]

I think ChuckF is incredibly smart and I agree with everything he says.
:laugh:

*wipes tear from eye*

[livius drusus]

Oh, y'know, a couple days in Belgium, a couple days in Amsterdam, then coming home for a relaxing long weekend. Nothing to resent really, unless you're not in to paid vacation.
If hate were people, I'd be China.

[viscousmemories]

:welcome: back, ChuckF!

[Tanda]

If hate were people, I'd be China.
:laughdie: Ah, that was beautiful.

Oh, yeah, and Chuck...incredibly smart... :blahblah:

[ChuckF]

ChuckF is a worthy Radial Snake (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=play&gameid=27) opponent. :)
Your move (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=play&gameid=27), old boy.

Thanks for the wb, vm.

Tanda...thin ice, gal. :glare:

[Leesifer]

Now (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4949026.stm) look what you've done! :glare:

[livius drusus]

You miserable bastard! :cryhome:

[Petra]

Uh-oh, not the chickens! :unchick:

[ChuckF]

Oh yes. The :chicken: :chicken: are restless.

The :rooster: :rooster: too.

[Leesifer]

You're gonna be in so much trouble
:psychoch:

[livius drusus]

The chickens will have their revenge, Chuckles. Don't think they won't.

[ceptimus]

ChuckF is a worthy Radial Snake (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=play&gameid=27) opponent. :)
Your move (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=play&gameid=27), old boy.Check! :P

[chick]

Who, me?

[livius drusus]

The chickens will have their revenge, Chuckles. Don't think they won't.
Check! :P

:muahaha:

[ChuckF]

:oneslap:

You son of a bitch.

[livius drusus]

Ha! Ha!
:chicken:

[ChuckF]

:bump:

Bump (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/arcade.php?do=scores&name=radialsnake)

Sorry it took so long, cep. You had that title for like whole two weeks!

[ceptimus]

:fuming:

The order in which I shall (re)gain my trophies:

1st Candy Tetris
2nd Tetris Arcade
3rd Radial Snake.

I hope to get all three before the end of the month. :plotting:

[livius drusus]

Not if I have anything to do with it. And I do. :muahaha:

[Crumb]

Is it time to reset all the arcade top score lists yet?

[livius drusus]

Now that I've got the Tetris title back, no.

[Crumb]

It would be my only hope.

[livius drusus]

If cep somehow manages to get the title back, I might be more amenable to a reset. :shiftier:

[Ymir's blood]

Can we get back to talking about Chuck, please?

[livius drusus]

I hear he's a France-lover.

[Ymir's blood]

Why does he hate our freedom fries?

[livius drusus]

I :blame: :cheese:.

[Ymir's blood]

Cheese fries bear all the hallmarks of unamerican activity.

[Ensign Steve]

OMG cheese fries.

:homdrool:

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

^ With bacon (or chili) and ranch dressing! :homdrool:

[Watser?]

Cheese-mongering peace monkey

[Kyuss Apollo]

^ With bacon (or chili) and ranch dressing! :homdrool:


Screw the fries and dressing--just gimme the bacon! :bacon:

Where the hell is the bacon smilie? :whup:

And where the hell's Chuck? yeah. :whup:

[livius drusus]

Where the hell is the bacon smilie? :whup:

:police: :copno: :cop: :traffic:

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

:lol:

[chick]

I'm sorry, but since I'm only an F and a U away from ChuckF, we have a special affinity.

So I own him.

I'm going to make him do the dishes and put new siding on my house.

[Kyuss Apollo]

Cool :bacon: smile liv! :yup:

So did you guys know they make pRon out of the Disney Princesses? (http://www.disneypornland.com)

[livius drusus]

Cool :bacon: smile liv! :yup:
:bowing: Thank you! I'm quite happy with it myself.

I'm going to make him do the dishes and put new siding on my house.
He's so going to do a half-assed job. :sadno: