Two chicks at the same time, man.

[Dingfod]

This dude at twochicksatthesametime.com (http://www.twochicksatthesametime.com/) wants donations so he can hook up with two chicks at the same time as suggested by Diedrich Bader's character Lawrence in the movie Office Space. He is currently about halfway up to what he figures it will take to get jiggy with two crack whores. I wouldn't donate to someone else's endeavor in this regard, but to each their own.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Doesn't sound like much fun, they'd only be doing it because he paid 'em. A smart man would just keep the money and spend it on something that wouldn't give him STDs.

[Dingfod]

Obviously, you're not into the spirit of the idea. Keep your money and go bang your own type of women. Wait, ... uh, nevermind.

[godfry n. glad]

Obviously, you're not into the spirit of the idea. Keep your money and go bang your own type of women. Wait, ... uh, nevermind.

Give 'im time, Dingfod. Give 'im time. :P

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Obviously, you're not into the spirit of the idea. Keep your money and go bang your own type of women.


With what, a bat?

[Beth]

Obviously, you're not into the spirit of the idea. Keep your money and go bang your own type of women. Wait, ... uh, nevermind.Warren, I need to talk to Inland Wave about your av. I mean, you look just too damn sexy now! :heybabeh:

[Dingfod]

Maybe I need to get Al Swearengen out of the poker game and put him back up as my avatar.

[Beth]

No, this is muches better!

[Tanda]

Does his Mommy know he's doing this? :paddle:

[Beth]

I think I need a sexier av than I have now, one that isn't so girl next door. Don't think Cameron would fit the bill. Maybe Cuddy?

Oh, about the dweeb the post was about. Just simply PATHETIC!!!

[Tanda]

I like your avatar, Beth.

[California Tanker]

What? You mean that isn't really you? Pity, that.

NTM

[Beth]

What? You mean that isn't really you? Pity, that.

NTM
Yeah, its me, but it is plain without makeup and girl next door-ish. I need some uber sultry one.

[JoeP]

I need some uber sultry one.And we know you have such pictures.

[Godless Dave]

Yeah, its me, but it is plain without makeup and girl next door-ish. I need some uber sultry one.

Some of us prefer that look. Makeup schmakeup. I'm trying to get my girlfriend to stop plucking her eyebrows but no luck so far.

[MonCapitan2002]

This dude at twochicksatthesametime.com (http://www.twochicksatthesametime.com/) wants donations so he can hook up with two chicks at the same time as suggested by Diedrich Bader's character Lawrence in the movie Office Space. He is currently about halfway up to what he figures it will take to get jiggy with two crack whores. I wouldn't donate to someone else's endeavor in this regard, but to each their own.
It doesn't look like he is making much progress.

[happykat]

Hmmm, I bet the guy waits a long time for this to happen.

Two guys at once sounds more exciting. :yup:

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Hmmm, I bet the guy waits a long time for this to happen.

Two guys at once sounds more exciting. :yup:

If I was a betting man, I'd bet this is true right along with you.


Double stuffing, eh?

[erimir]

Two guys at once sounds more exciting. :yup:
Probably easier to achieve as well.

Unless you wanted them to both be straight guys...

[Sweetie]

Bah, you should see what I caught my husband doing awhile ago.

Yes, I caught him, he was being very bad, hehe.

He was perusing classified ads for ladies who want to join a couple for some fun. :D

He was like, "just out of curiosity, of course." :innocent:

Men. :doh:

[Sweetie]

I think I need a sexier av than I have now, one that isn't so girl next door.

Boobage could potentially lure jman back. :yup: Just a thought. :dunno:

It's quieter without the jman. :sniffles:

[peepnklown]

I’m sure he can get more than 2 crack whores for the money.