Right This Moment, I Feel Like

[livius drusus]

Smoking a joint the size of a baby's arm and watching back-to-back episodes of MST3K until 4 am.

[Scotty]

Geeking myself with a new analog to digital converter because I so want to get my Star Wars Laser Disc's in as good a digital transfer as I can (and I don't believe my current converter is doing a good enough job)

For some reason.

I even bought a dual-layer DVD burner for the occasion too. For some reason.

-Scott

[Dingfod]

...going to the bathroom.



Ahhhh. :D

[wade-w]

nothing. Nothing at all.

[livius drusus]

Watching those Star Wars DVDs Scotty is breaking his back and wallet to burn for the less fortunate.

[Ymir's blood]

going to sleep :bed: .

[Scotty]

Still waiting for this (http://www.canopus.us/US/products/ADVC-100/pm_advc-100.asp) to show up.

Not doing work right now, making the bumpersticker for my wife's truck that says "Bark if you love your groomer".

-Scott

[wade-w]

going to sleep :bed: .

Sleep sounds good. :grave:

[Socratoad]

Just sitting here cross-legged with a silly look on my face and profound thoughts passing through my mind like a old time slide-show. As why is this is so some might very well ask. Because I just finished that baby's arm sized joint of which Live speaks. But in order to maintain accuracy the giggleweed was in my pipe :bsmoke:

[livius drusus]

Knocking on the Toadster's door carrying nothing but some black bean hummus, a bunch of baked parmesan pita chips and a pleading, brother-can-you-spare-a-hit look on my face.

[LadyShea]

Having some drinks then having tipsy, joyful sex likely to result in a pulled muscle, carpet burns, a bump on the head or some other minor injury...:: sigh

[Dingfod]

...going to the bathroom.



Ahhhh. :DOK, that was just wrong. I'm sorry.

He said, as he repeats it in a quote box.

[Socratoad]

Knocking on the Toadster's door carrying nothing but some black bean hummus, a bunch of baked parmesan pita chips and a pleading, brother-can-you-spare-a-hit look on my face.

Ah Liv c'mon in yer more welcome than the flowers in May.

I forgot to thank you for your black bean hummus recipe ...... I followed it to a tee, including the baked parmesan pita chips and that is why I have been well enough to be a postslut this last coupla days ..... great restoritive powers hidden in that oh so scrumptious delight. But I'm always ready for more. :yup:

Shhhhh, don't tell anyone, I've got the munchies. :balloon:

[Petra]

My flatmate has gone away for the night to go play a gig out of town, but I've just noticed that he left me a joint the size of a baby's arm on the kitchen bench.

So, I might go smoke some of it, then have another game of Mahjong, then go get Zoe for the weekend. It's a long weekend, so we might go to the zoo. I think they have some baby chimps now, so that could be fun. :)

Other than that, I'm feeling pretty tired and would like a wee nap. I also feel that I need a break from all things political - I've been dreaming Bush/Kerry for the last few nights and it's bloody stressful.

:bonghit: :yawn: :wave:

[dave_a]

you people with your joints, pass it over this way dammit!

[Socratoad]

you people with your joints, pass it over this way dammit!

Toad passes fresh pipe full O giggleweed to dantonac, cuz he doe'nt want to be the only person with this damn silly grin :D

[livius drusus]

/me passes the hummus and pita chips
Buttchow, anyone?

[Socratoad]

* livius drusus passes the hummus and pita chips
Buttchow, anyone?

Oh yaaaa, this is sooooo laid back. Just a minute while I light some candles and incense. Liv would you please go though the Cd's and pick an appropriate one. Damn it dantonic, wouldcha quit hogging the pipe :cool:

[dave_a]

* livius drusus passes the hummus and pita chips
Buttchow, anyone?

Oh yaaaa, this is sooooo laid back. Just a minute while I light some candles and incense. Liv would you please go though the Cd's and pick an appropriate one. Damn it dantonic, wouldcha quit hogging the pipe :cool:

Pipe, hell I was done with that an hour ago. Right about now that buttchow of Liv's is sounding pretty damn tasty. No idea what it is, but I will eat it nonetheless. :eat:

[livius drusus]

That sounds like it requires moving. I say pry the pipe out of dantonac's hands and make him play captain audio.

[Socratoad]

Captain audio! Hell time flies fast when yer having fun. Why just a few short puffs ago he was corporal audio :hahaha:

[dave_a]

let's just all lay on the floor together, bodies piled on top of bodies and discuss the nature of the universe.

Hell, let's mathematically prove the existence of god. Oh, wait, that's been done already. OK, let's predict the outcome of the election.

Damn, I am coming down, pass that fuken pipe over here again and I need me s'more of that buttchow so git in the kitchen Liv! :D

[Petra]

High ya. :girltong:


Hey, Clinton makes great brownies (http://www.jibjab.com/play.asp?contentid=2) if y'all are still hungry. I might invite him over. He's fun.

[Socratoad]

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: Damn you Luna, you really shoud'nt do things like that to a stoned person. I laughed so hard that my ribs are aching

[Adora]

Hot monkeysex.

[Megatron]

Hitting the autobahn at about 180, blasting Guitar Wolf and yelling really bad english at the top of my lungs. :convertible:

...or just getting hammered and watching a lot of Jason movies. :jason:

[livius drusus]

Calling in sick.

[JoeP]

Going for a drink with Farren. But that will have to be a little bit later.

And right now I feel like using a 'waiting', 'clock', or similar smilie, but there isn't one. :innocent2:

[livius drusus]

How about :time:?

[Socratoad]

Well, dammit Liv, don't just leave us hanging .... did you or did you not call in sick? :hungover: :bonk: And if so, lets git thet party arollin

:cucumber: :caramba: :pbjnana: :pepper: :saloon: :lindance: :waltz:

[livius drusus]

No, dammit. I'm here, working for the man every night and day. So the big wheel's going to have to keep on toinin' without me, which is a shame too, cause I'm ridiculously skilled with a rolling machine.

:deepsigh:

[xorbie]

Not going to biology lecture. I'll go later to pick up the lecture notes.

*sigh*

I'm too lazy.

[Godless Dave]

Sucking face with a beautiful stranger.

[Socratoad]

No, dammit. I'm here, working for the man every night and day. So the big wheel's going to have to keep on toinin' without me, which is a shame too, cause I'm ridiculously skilled with a rolling machine.

:deepsigh:

Work, ugh, You have my deepest condolences :bigtear:

[Ex-zombie]

...going to the bathroom.



Ahhhh. :DOK, that was just wrong. I'm sorry.

He said, as he repeats it in a quote box.

I read the OP and I had something very witty to say but I made the mistake of reading the replies first.

If I were still a Christian I would believe warrenly is the devil.

That witty remark is gone along with the contents of my bladder.

[pescifish]

Hot monkeysex.
I assume you mean hot sex with real monkeys, right?

[pescifish]

nothing. Nothing at all.Yeah, me too. :undead:

I thought I'd beaten off a particularly sucky/dead mood this week, but it came back with a vengeance as I browsed this board this morning.

[LadyXoc]

Hot monkeysex.
I assume you mean hot sex with real monkeys, right?

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[livius drusus]

Weeeeeeeeeeed... :weed:

[JoeP]

How about :time:?
That is ... that is great
No, dammit. I'm here, working for the man every night and day.
:deepsigh:
That would be me, right?

[JoeP]

nothing. Nothing at all.Yeah, me too. :undead:

I thought I'd beaten off a particularly sucky/dead mood this week, but it came back with a vengeance as I browsed this board this morning.
Guys.

:grouphug: for the dead/nothing moods. I was there Wednesday night and yesterday morning ... hmm, and the weekend now that I think about it.

Pesci, were you thrown back into the dead mood by reading the board? How/which threads? Maybe I'm lucky - I almost never find interactions on the net get me down, only people/groups I'm tied to and can't escape.

joe

[BigBlue2]

http://druh.com/rc/rc_tt_timtam.jpg

Tim Tams.

[livius drusus]

Hmm... What all is in those things?

[Socratoad]

Koala bear scat? :giggle:

[livius drusus]

Ewwwwwwww!

[BigBlue2]

Hmm... What all is in those things?
Chocolate, mostly.

According to Arnotts website (Arnotts are the makers of Tim Tams): There are eight varieties of Tim Tams: Original, Chewy Caramel, Mocha, Double Coat and Classic Dark Chocolate, Special Edition Tim Tam Hazelnut, Limited Edition White Chocolate and new Special Edition Chewy Choc Fudge.

I'm addicted to the things.

[Lauri D]

Right this moment, I feel like weeping for the fate of humanity. We're a whole bunch of arrogant, yet ignorant, penny-wise-pound-foolish fucktards*.

*meaning, quite possibly an undogly majority of us. In which case, I wouldn't necessarily discount that it might be a good idea to let the fucktards blow us all to hell and back and let the primordial ooze start over and hope for better next time :(

(psst, hey liv, got some kind bud to help a misanthropic sistah out here?)

[Dingfod]

That feeling is spreading. Roxy, my 16 year old, put a bumper sticker on her truck that says "Losing faith in humanity, one person at a time." Isn't she the little cynic? A chip off the old block, she is.

[livius drusus]

Puking.

[Roland98]

Right this moment, I feel like posting something nasty to wake all you stoners up out of your reverie. :whup:

How 'bout this?

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/net/20041022/capt.1ab9d83ff36147ad4dc51fca83f7799d


That enough of a buzzkill for ya? :D

[Dingfod]

Wow, what a babe! *pant-pant* ;)

[Ex-zombie]

Right this moment, I feel like posting something nasty to wake all you stoners up out of your reverie. :whup:

How 'bout this?

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/net/20041022/capt.1ab9d83ff36147ad4dc51fca83f7799d


That enough of a buzzkill for ya? :D

Roland,

I am not a stoner, but that picture makes me wish I was. :puke:

[Lauri D]

Roland...........

to quote Guns-n-Roses,

I USED TO LOVE YOU
BUT I HAD TO KILL YOU



That's just evil. Evil like the Fru-IT of the De-VIL.

[Lauri D]

...I had to put you
six feet under\
and I can still hear you complain....................

[livius drusus]

What are those lumps over her eyes? Best not delve, I'm sure.

Right this moment, I feel like :snore:

[Roland98]

/me cackles

[Brimshack]

Right now I feel like going home to my girlfriend, and presenting her with a kiss and big bundle of red roses. Then I want to cook her a great big dinner (hand tossed salad and caijun shrimp in a savory sauce with homemade bread and rice), complete with a rich desert (probably flan with razberries or perhaps ice-cream with the same). I would force her to stay seated and relax while I do this dishes (just so she'd know they were done and she wasn't going to have to do them in the morning). I would use a head massage device, which I swear has magical powers that make everything relax instantly, and then I'd move on to kneed and rub every muscle she has. The whole evening would end by crawling in bed to lounge away the entire weekend with her in my arms.

















Only problem is I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!!!

I'll eat my own Goddam shrimp.

Dammit!

[Dingfod]

Only problem is I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!!!With all those cute Navajos around? Wassamatta you?

[SharonDee]

...buying one of these:
http://www.rxdirect2u.com/images/product/Vdlx-L.jpg
http://www.rxdirect2u.com/index.html

Edited to add: I really enjoyed the "how to" videos, too.

[livius drusus]

That. Is. So. Cool. :faint:

[Sweetie]

Right now I feel like getting a throw away digital camera to take sensual pictures of myself for my husband. I've been working out and I want to show it off. I won't do that, but that extends to me wanting to go out tonight, flirting, dressing sexy, drinking, laughing, dancing, maybe I'll do just that tonight :wink: . I want to be young, I rarely get out, I have kids.

I want to bond with other people, other men. I want friendship relationships with other men to be more affectionate. I hate superficial things in relationships, I generally always go for the heart, for being real. As soon as I make that connection with men, it breeds affection with me. There are very few people I would like to be affectionate with, would trust with myself, but being married and all. :byecry: I want some variety, but I want my relationship with my husband. My relationship wins hands down, but still the desire and affection remains, to know someone else, to know them in an intimate way, to give of myself to another, to experience something new, to feel that passion, though it's always fleeting. Now that makes me think, what could I do to have a more passion tonight with my husband? I feel at this moment, like pondering that option more, and I feel like writing my feelings down here :D and maybe putting that into the characters of the book I'm writing. Sounds like a plan. :yup: I feel like I think too much. :lol:

[livius drusus]

I don't mean to offend in any way, but if you and hubby could score some Ecstasy (MDMA) from a reliable source, you could pretty much cover all the ground you mentioned in one outstanding night.

Just a thought. :)

[viscousmemories]

Right now I feel like going home to my girlfriend, and presenting her with a kiss and big bundle of red roses. Then I want to cook her a great big dinner (hand tossed salad and caijun shrimp in a savory sauce with homemade bread and rice), complete with a rich desert (probably flan with razberries or perhaps ice-cream with the same). I would force her to stay seated and relax while I do this dishes (just so she'd know they were done and she wasn't going to have to do them in the morning). I would use a head massage device, which I swear has magical powers that make everything relax instantly, and then I'd move on to kneed and rub every muscle she has. The whole evening would end by crawling in bed to lounge away the entire weekend with her in my arms.

















Only problem is I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!!!

I'll eat my own Goddam shrimp.

Dammit!

:sadnana:

[pescifish]

Right This Moment, I Feel Like wondering just how many of the posters here actually post in an unaltered state of mind. :bong:

ParTay!

[viscousmemories]

Well I don't generally post under the influence of any drugs, but I wouldn't say my mind is unaltered. :D

[Dingfod]

Right This Moment, I Feel Like wondering just how many of the posters here actually post in an unaltered state of mind. :bong:

ParTay!Does Zoloft count?

[livius drusus]

If my mind is altered I'm not likely to be posting.

[Ymir's blood]

Right This Moment, I Feel Like wondering just how many of the posters here actually post in an unaltered state of mind.
Who needs altered states? :kickcan:

[pescifish]

Well I don't generally post under the influence of any drugs, but I wouldn't say my mind is unaltered. :DHeh. That's what came to my mind after I saw my post submitted. Surely my mind was in an altered state the other day, without the benefit of additional chemicals.

Who needs altered states? :kickcan: You mean like California? :sadcheer:

[Sweetie]

I don't mean to offend in any way, but if you and hubby could score some Ecstasy (MDMA) from a reliable source, you could pretty much cover all the ground you mentioned in one outstanding night.

Just a thought. :)

Damn, I wish sex was the problem but it's not. What is good hot sex? An orgasm, several orgasms, multiple orgasms? Sex to me is like chocolate, my favorite food and I like it when I eat it, but I can live without it, it's just something else to do, something else in life, that's sex without passion. Is that a typical female thing to feel or experience? I don't think that a drug could mimick passion, maybe temporarily and superficially.

[livius drusus]

It doesn't mimick passion at all; it just eliminates emotional barriers to intimacy, which is what I thought you were talking about. It has nothing to do with making you horny or whatever.

I don't talk much. I find it difficult to be open. X makes it not difficult and you can find parts of yourself and other people you had forgotten or never even knew were there. That's why it was originally studied for use in therapy (and why it's such a blast at a party, but that's really entirely secondary, imo).