Customers auto reply cracking me up

[LadyShea]

Hello friends,
Thank you for contacting Spiripathology school of Medicine & Spiripathology healing Mission & Music Ministry, Inc.
We are the best health provider in the world on terrible diseases.

[freemonkey]

I had to Gooogle "Spiripathology", but it was way worth it. Look at their crazy interesting website! (http://www.spiripathologyhealing.com/home.htm) They are the NO. 1 PERFECT HEALTH PROVIDER IN THE WORLD !!!
:nutty: :giggle:

[LadyShea]

I planned to Google it here in a minute, but you beat me to it..though your link didn't work for me...here's their home page http://www.spiripathologyhealing.com/home.htm. The guys English is not great, but he's very nice.

The auto reply is annoying though, we exchanged about a dozen emails today on accounta the language barrier, and his auto-reply is set to ALL apparently.

[Adam]

I had to Gooogle "Spiripathology", but it was way worth it. Look at their crazy interesting website! (http://www.spiripathologyhealing.com/home.htm) They are the NO. 1 PERFECT HEALTH PROVIDER IN THE WORLD !!!
:nutty: :giggle:

The best part about the crazy well designed website is the way the menu bar at the top frickin' moves when you go to mouse over it, so you have to play a little game to catch the menu item you wanted to click.

[ms_ann_thrope]

All I can say is... if this is a customer of yours, get the cash up front. :rush:

[Julie]

THIS PAGE IS BIND, SEALED AND STAMPED IN THE NAME OF CHRIST JESUS, WITH THE BLOOD OF CHRIST JESUS AND WITH THE WORD OF GOD ALMIGHTY.

WE MAKE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE BECAUSE MIRACLE IS SO SIMPLE!


oh wow this is fun!

[chick]

It is our main job to deliver mankind from the bondage of the Devil or Satan called terrible diseases: All types of CANCER, HIV/AIDS, Asthma, High Blood Pressure, Hypertension Heart attack, Multiple sclerosis, Parkinson's disease, Stroke, Schizophrenic disorder, Emphysema and Alzheimer's disease WITH LITTLE FAITH OR NO FAITH AT ALL, IT IS OUR MAIN JOB TO HEAL YOU PERFECTLY, AS GOD ALMIGHTY COMMANDED US.
God couldn't, like, just prevent these diseases?

[viscousmemories]

Yeah the crazy is pretty funny (ie. "THE PRACTICAL IDENTITY OF SAM. I AM A COWBOY,THE APOSTLE OF CHRIST JESUS. I AM DR. OLUDARE SAMUEL OLOMOSHUA.") but discouraging a medical solution while promoting a "spiritual perfect healing" of cancer, AIDS and other diseases is also pretty despicable. There oughta be a law, if you ask me.

[LadyShea]

I think there are laws vm Ever notice that TV faith healers are very careful not to claim to perfectly cure terrible diseases when they are being taped?

I'll do some Googling, see what I find.

ETA: I was wrong. The laws regarding cure claims only apply to supplements/herbal remedies. Faith healers can claim anything they want. They can, however, be sued.