So anyway, this nurse...

[Petra]

...is at the supermarket, right. She's at the checkout, and searching through her handbag to find a pen to write out a cheque. She rummages around, getting increasingly frustrated, and eventually pulls out an anal thermometer.

"Everything alright?" asks the checkout operator.


"Nope", replies the nurse. "Looks like some arsehole's got my pen".


:rimshot:

[Legs]

:laugh:

was this meant for the lame joke thread?

[Leesifer]

One I heard tonight:

I was at the cash machine earlier when this little old lady asked me if I would check her balance...


So I pushed the old cunt over.

[Legs]

:eek:

[Godwhacker]

You do know how to tell an oral from a rectal thermometer? eh?


...taste....